Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1542 - Cameron Hanes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1542 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1542 - Cameron Hanes

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
hello campaigns what's up what's going on buddy good to see you oh man it's
good to be here in
the spaceship look at this it's weird right yeah it's very uh polarizing people
love it or hate it
a lot of people hate it oh really yeah i think it's cool i like it yeah i don't
love it yeah i
don't think it's perfect but i think it's interesting it's uh we did it really
quickly
i mean we we decided to move here within six weeks we were here um i said this
on the video on my
instagram but i should probably say it again you live up there in oregon yes
and i i said something
incorrect i said about uh there was a guy who got i know there was one guy who
got arrested for
lighting fires and i thought i'd read some other shit about activists getting
arrested for lighting
fires or antifa people shouldn't even call them activists what do you call them
crazy people idiots
but it's not true so sorry if you heard me say that jamie uh informed me of it
today it's one
thing about being out of the loop you don't know when people are mad at you
yeah but at this time
i agree with them like they're mad at me for something that well like somebody
did get arrested
for a molotov cocktail i read that right that turns out to be true he got
arrested and then he got
out of jail and then lit some more things on fire but right see this here's the
thing like when
when you say antifa like what does that mean right it could just be a crazy
person and that's what a
lot of antifa is like that guy that shot that dude in portland the guy that
shot the trump supporter
yeah that guy's a crazy person yeah he's dead now right he was he was a crazy
person yeah you know
just decided to pile on to this thing and become an activist but that's what
when you don't have a
like a an entry examination yeah anyone can just join up show up yeah you just
show up and now you're
antifa yeah and now you're a part of the resistance yeah but i fucked up i said
that people a lot of
people were arrested i read some shit about it i don't remember where i read it
about all these people
getting arrested for lighting wildfires but it wasn't true it was just this one
guy well for sure
i think they should have been arrested maybe that's a difference well i see
that's why it made sense
to me because they had been arrested for lighting fires in or that they hadn't
been arrested they
had been uh seen lighting fires and throwing them into the mayor of portland's
apartment lobby yeah
and they were lighting fires out in the street in front of his apartment it
just when someone said
oh look at all these arrests they're they're arresting people for lighting
fires yeah i just
went oh that makes sense and i just repeated it i'm very upset with myself i
don't like when i
repeat shit that's not true that's definitely not true yeah i mean it's a it's
a hard time though
it's your spot up there though it is that's your area yeah it's it's you know
people and they find
out oh you're from oregon so what do you think about you know it's just it's
kind of embarrassing
to to just because i understand people have an opinion and they want change and
they you know
maybe it's maybe some of it is valid but i don't agree with a hundred nights of
burning
or however many nights has been of just burning and ruining a city i don't i
don't understand how
that i mean eventually maybe one night have a protest do whatever get your
message out talk to
people but just destruction i don't get that i think it's exactly what we were
just saying that
you get enough people that join onto a movement and the the movement has no
like directive or
leaders they're just there showing up and you're going to get morons that do
things like light books
on fire and throw them into the lobby like doing all the things that they were
doing trying to break
into the federal building it's just people are nuts man you get and people are
there everyone's so many
angry people right now too that's also part of the problem so many people are
angry it's a crazy time
and so many people are out of work because of covid because everything's shut
down so people are furious
because of that you know they don't know what to do it's just it's one of those
things where
it doesn't doesn't seem like there's a solution on the horizon for a lot of
people no and so then
they're like we got to burn this system down fuck the system and it's like yeah
whoo but portland
is a fun place i love going up there i've always loved portland well i'm i'm
proud to be from
oregon i mean oregon is a great state um this i don't know it's really hard to
support
just destruction yeah and it's just it doesn't seem like it's helping anything
you know and then
you know all the conspiracy theories oh it's the fucking you know they're
trying to bring down
democracy it's russia and china involved and oh george soros is funding it like
there's a million
different versions of the conspiracy of to why there's so much chaos in the
streets you know
it's uh it's a weird time yeah i mean eddie bravo was right about a lot of
stuff alex jones was right
about a lot of stuff right yeah you know it's it's uh it is crazy because you
start and i've even
texted you about this about wondering about you know people would always say
well do the elites run the
country and they're controlling this and media and this and that and then i
then you start wondering
or thinking or seeing and and you see all this and it's like maybe that's true
maybe the elites have
been controlling everything and they're still trying to with this covet and the
fear and everything
they're doing just they can control people with fear and that's what's
happening i get super suspicious
when people use that term the elites yeah how do you get in that group i don't
even know what that
is there a meeting what is what is the elites what does that mean i don't like
them i i know that
that's i know enough about it but i don't know if they're real i mean there has
to be right there
there is a bilderberger meeting right yeah the bilderberg group they get
together and they meet up
but what do they do i don't know you know maybe they just talk about interest
rates yeah yeah well we
were talking about this and i would probably i'm a bow hunter all right so i i
don't like the the
politics and trying to explain all this you stay in your lane i try to stay in
my lane but i do have
thoughts on other things and we were talking about like if you even look at the
movie 300 and gladiator
like the old time the the weird they would say boy lovers and you know it's
like these politicians
it's like a toned down version of that still it's like there's so politicians i
don't know that's why
trump got elected they were so people are so sick of politics quote politicians
but there still is that
that influence and that them controlling and then just a so much different than
the people
you know yeah well i think that's how you become successful as a politician you
have to be a politician
you have to be like deeply embedded and again this is just guessing i'm a moron
too i should stay in
my lane i don't know what i'm saying yeah but i would imagine that the only way
you really get
successful as a politician is you have to be connected to all these other
people that are
connected to all these special interest groups and lobbies and that's why you
have to go to these
fundraisers and that's why you have to mingle and and then it becomes normal
you become a part of
you know it becomes a normal part of the system yeah and i would imagine that
that's the case with
almost any big business like that's why guys get together the big businessmen
get together in golf
yeah right they get together and they talk shit and they figure out their plan
and they work out
deals and stuff and yeah and some of them do it on fuck island with jeffrey epstein
you know i think
that's a lot of no wait what do you mean i haven't heard anything about that
well what is that place
it's beautiful there's a lot of beautiful trees and beautiful warm water and
why is it called fuck
oh i don't though i don't call it that i call it a nice place to meet nice
people
right i mean how crazy is that that's just gone it's like yeah wasn't that a
story or
yeah was that a thing just went away but that sounds way crazier than antifa
lighting fires in portland
yeah yeah and it's true right that's a real one yeah there's i can talk about
that and they're like
well yeah it is what it is yeah yeah god i'm so mad at myself for saying that
story and have it not be
true when jamie showed it to me today i was like did i say that yeah what is it
like working with a
moron is it weird like no really like having someone like me being a moron like
i am being
responsible for steering the ship and you know your livelihood is connected to
this this has got to be
strange right you're hitting the buttons man
well you got to take the good with the bad i guess is that how you look at it
yeah so how how does a
self-proclaimed moron yeah have the president of the united states well he's
clearly a moron too
there's no one that makes sense tweeting about you mentioning you want when do
oh actually when does
him and biden get here what's not gonna happen see joe biden's a smart one he's
like well that guy's
a moron i'm not going on this podcast but he's a smart one we got we got
problems trump is like that
makes sense to me i'm in well trump is like i mean he's obviously deeply again
way way out of my lane
just talking nonsense but he's obviously connected to business he's a huge
businessman he's a successful
businessman but not a politician in any way other than becoming president yeah
which is fucking bananas
yeah you know part of it is good man part of it's good just to expose this
system and just
let everybody know hey look what can happen yeah look how look how it can go
wrong he has a whole
fake news has really got some traction now yeah fake news is a real thing now i
always say fake news
yeah i was pretty impressed with uh the the treaty we just signed um with israel
i mean remember jerry
kushner got he got beat up a lot and trump for appointing and the whole family
and how everybody's
involved in and his his his operation basically but you know like he jared kushner
wasn't qualified and
then here we signed this great treaty with israel and uh how'd that happen i
don't know see if jared
kushner was not married to trump's daughter i think people would look at him
very differently
the problem is he's married to trump's daughter and he looks like damien from
the omen have you ever seen
photos of him and damien side to side no i haven't dude he looks like a goddamn
horror movie like he's
the the devil's son he's perfect like slick back hair perfect angular features
thin and always wears a
suit yeah jamie show me what's up push some buttons he looks he looks very
similar to the omen well
whatever he did it was good come on son look at that yeah look at him and look
at damien look at
the yeah come on come on right there come on that's almost exact bro is that
photoshop no it could be
photoshop no and even showing off his watch look at my watch the devil gave me
this watch that's not gucci
look at that those two up in the that looks like a horror movie like oh they're
they're bringing in
the antichrist oh the one the far left with donald trump being blurry and him
that one right there
click on that one come on son that's some satanic if that wasn't a stephen king
movie be like oh my
god they've got to stop him they've got to stop him well whatever powers he's
used it it worked out
good for this treaty it's just got good features yeah you know the kid's
getting a hard time because he's
got good angular features yeah yeah i wish i looked that good i do too yeah
smooth skin oh
man it's nice it's young yeah handsome height yeah everything's smooth no no no
ruddiness to his skin
no yeah i don't know you the problem i