Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1555 - Alex Jones & Tim Dillon
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Joe Rogan Experience #1555 - Alex Jones & Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Young Jamie, back in the fucking saddle.
How you feeling?
Very well, thank you.
COVID free, four days in a row now.
I've kicked it.
Yeah, and now you still can't taste anything?
Well, it's starting to come back today, but yeah, like 5% taste.
Yeah, it's got to be pickle juice, doesn't even taste like anything.
Really?
It just tastes like water?
Mm-hmm.
Whoa.
Very weird.
But you don't have any residual symptoms?
Nothing wrong?
All good.
I can breathe everything.
Good to see you back, buddy.
O2, good.
We're a little worried about you.
Thanks.
A little worried about you.
Not worried about you, Alex Jones.
This is the most anticipated thing I ever did.
I've probably had, no exaggeration, 2,000 or 3,000 people in the last year and
a half
ask me, when are you going back on Joe Rogan?
And I'm always saying, I don't know, I don't know.
And then I learned you were moving here like three, four months ago, and now we're
here.
This is exciting.
I don't get butterflies anymore, but I actually have them here, and this is
great.
It's good to have butterflies after about 20 years.
Didn't get it the last two times I was on.
Didn't get it when I interviewed Trump.
Didn't get it in a lot of things, but I've got butterflies here today.
And Tim motherfucking Tim.
Yeah, I'm just a kid in a candy store.
Thank you.
Thank you for making this dream come true.
This is what I've always wanted to do, and we've made it happy.
This is my make-a-wish.
I can die happy.
Well, I'm happy you're here.
Yeah, I got my free Ghislaine shirt because I believe all women.
Is that how you say it?
I think so, yeah.
I thought it was Ghislaine.
I thought it was Ghislaine.
It might be Ghislaine.
It's Ghislaine.
Do you know?
Don't look at me.
Ghislaine?
It's Ghislaine.
Ghislaine?
That's a ridiculous name.
Yeah.
Her father was a famous MI6 massage spy that reportedly used sex operatives to
control people.
He died being thrown off a yacht in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
And, of course, she got caught in that farmhouse on the East Coast.
And she was really the pimp over Epstein in a giant sex network ring over
scientists that they were compromising.
So they could control not just government but industry and science.
And so that was the master blackmail operation they were running.
And her sisters are big in tech.
Like Isabel Maxwell, she has sisters that are in U.S. tech companies.
And I think two of her sisters were part of the creation of Magellan, which was
that big search engine.
Really?
So, yeah.
They are a very powerful family.
And they have all kinds of different operations.
Her dad was the biggest publisher in England and also the biggest owner of
private TV stations in England.
When he died, it turned out he was a front, basically, for intelligence
networks.
Now, let me, right off the bat, say you were telling me about Epstein and this
island years ago.
You were telling me long before anybody – I think you told me about him
before his first arrest.
A long time ago, I talked about how they have these islands, they fly, they
compromise children.
But I learned all this from Ted Gunderson 20-plus years ago.
He was in line to be the FBI director.
He was the head of the FBI in Los Angeles.
He was a very famous FBI agent.
He even ran CO and TELPRO.
It's a civil rights movement.
He apologized for that before he died in 2011.
But he came out, and he was the one that explained to me about how they used
these blackmail rings, elements of the CIA, and foreign intelligence groups,
and how they would basically make people have sex with children to be part of
these clubs and these cults they were setting up.
So I knew about all this from Ted Gunderson.
Were they young girls that – did they tell them these girls were underage, or
did they look like they were older?
Like this – the Borat movie where they –
Julianne.
Trying to set Julianne up.
Yeah.
If you haven't seen it, it's very disappointing.
They set him up.
I saw it, yeah.
They did set him up, but nothing happened.
They made it look like Julianne was jerking off in front of this girl.
He was taking his mic off.
He would have to be the biggest savage on earth to jerk off in that situation.
And they also said that he inappropriately touched her back.
When he touched her back, I am not exaggerating, it was like this.
Right.
It was a couple of light taps on the back.
While she was close to him taking off his mic thing, he goes, thank you very
much, dear.
And he goes, yes, I just need your name and your phone number.
And then she takes off his mic, and then he leans back, and he's tucking his
shirt back.
Because he just pulled the mic off.
Right.
But he's lying on the bed to do it.
Now, if you're an old man, and I'm sure he's probably got a bad back,
that's probably how you would do it.
But any of us that have had to put the mics on our side,
and then you put it in your pants, up your shirt,
and then you've got to get it out.
That's what you do.
But it's worse than that.
Remember when he was playing the,
who was the gay character he played like 10 years ago?
Bruno.
Bruno.
Yeah.
Remember Congressman Ron Paul at the time had run for president.
And he's in the hotel, and he goes, oh, the light broke.
Please step into this room.
So there's no chair.
Ron Paul sits down, and he's reading a newspaper,
and Bruno comes in and pulls his pants down and says,
I want to have sex with you.
Now, that would be sexual assault if that was a man to a woman.
Right.
Ron Paul pushes him out of the way, goes out of the room.
And so this is what he does.
He's done this to other people.
It's his specialty is to say you're being interviewed.
Listen, let me just, before we go any further,
I fucking love Sacha Baron Cohen.
He's a comic genius.
I think he's brilliant.
I think he's amazing.
But his interpretation of what happened in the room with Rudy Giuliani,
it's not accurate, in my opinion.
Well, listen, I mean, who is America?
He's tapping her while she's touching him and removing his mic.
He does this little tap on her waist.
But it's not creepy.
It's like an old man, like a little tap, tap, tap.
Right.
Like, if you want to take it out of context,
like, I don't know if there's more to it than what we're seeing.
But let's go further.
Let's go further.
Right after this happens,
Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen,
runs in in panties and a bra saying,
have sex with me.
He's 15.
He's too old.
Yes.
So this is, and Giuliani's like,
what the, I'd have a heartache.
Like, what is this?
Listen, my fucking 12-year-old sense of humor loved it.
Yeah.
But the thing about it is they're making it seem like Giuliani was jerking off
in front of her.
Yeah.
And that's not, like, he lies back and he's tucking his pants.
Like, if, can we show the whole thing so we can look at it?
We don't have to.
They put it out as promotional material.
What's that, Jamie?
We can watch it in here, but I don't be...
Well, let's just...
I mean, I think Jamie's right.
Because you're a big show, they'll try to tag you.
Yeah.
But they put this out as promotional material to be promoted.
They put it out on Twitter.
The clip is on Ms. Pat's.
Give a shout out to Ms. Pat.
I mean, Jamie's technically right, though.
On Instagram.
It's on her Instagram.
If you want to...
But let me drop a bombshell on you, Joe.
Okay.
A bombshell?
No, no.
I've been a big fan of Sacha Baron Cohen until I learned he spoke at the ADL
last year
and called for my arrest for free speech.
And he called for Jeff Zuckerberg's arrest, or Mark Zuckerberg's arrest.
So he called for my arrest and for Mark Zuckerberg's arrest for free speech.
Hey, he wants to work in Hollywood.
Right.
You got to do what you got to do.
No, but let's go further.
I don't agree, but I mean, he said arrest people for their free speech and he
supports
internet censorship.
So how does he make his money being this avant-garde, cutting-edge, really over-the-edge
comic
that does things that can technically be seen as illegal?
I support his free speech.
And then he says, I don't deserve it.
Well, he's flawed like many great artists.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, until they come for him, he's not going to understand the
slippery slope
of censorship.
And, you know, this is another thing that, you know, people have criticized me
for being
friends with you and for talking to you.
And they also criticized me for not supporting a lot of these people that got
banned and de-platformed.
My take on it has always been the best way to counter wrong speech is correct
speech.
Right.
When someone says something that's wrong or someone says a conspiracy theory
that's not
accurate, the best way to counter that is to do better speech, to have people
say the
accurate information and to let the truth rise to the top.
When you start censoring people, the problem is it's a fucking slippery slope.
And there's a reason why we've been so steadfast in supporting the First
Amendment in this
country.
And people think it doesn't apply to tech because these tech institutes are
private
businesses and they should be able to do whatever they want with their private
business.
The problem is that fucking slippery slope has gone from censoring you from banning
Alex
Jones off Twitter a year and a half ago to getting the White House press
secretary banned
off Twitter because she posts something from the New York Post, which is crazy.
It's crazy.
That's a 200 and whatever year old newspaper.
America's oldest newspaper.
And what she said, the post, what they printed and put out there is accurate.
Well, let's go further.
Let's go further.
They're denying that it's a real story, but they don't ever say the emails are
fake.
They just say it's a smear.
No, it's a real laptop.
The videos have been released.
It's confirmed.
But just think about this.
It is a smear in that they're putting it out there.
They're timing it.
Sure, but they're not denying it's real.
No, it's real.
It's real.
How did the laptop, how did this laptop become this big story?
That's where it gets tricky.
Yeah, I'm curious.
Because supposedly he dropped it off at a laptop repair shop in Delaware.
What an idiot.
I mean, who's doing that?
Well, crackhead.
Right, right.
Good point.
The guy's smoking crack.
I keep forgetting he smokes crack.
Well, he did at the time.
Apparently he's kicked it.
So congratulations to him.
But the guy had some problems.
This is self-admitted.
And they have the receipts.
And here's the thing.
He calls him dozens of times.
Everybody knows when you bring a laptop or anything in, they say, if you don't
pay for
this, we're going to wipe it and sell it.
And so three months goes by.
Six months goes by.
Nobody ever comes and gets it.
The guy goes to look at it at the repair shop, the owner.
And there's all these 25,000 files, what looks like underage girls and all the
rest of this
crazy stuff and him smoking crack or God knows what.
He gives it to the FBI.
Ray does nothing.
The director hides it from Trump.
And so people, let's just say inside that had copies of that, they leak it to
Rudolph
Giuliani, who then now has started to put it out.
So instead of facing up to it, they just say anyone promoting this, whether it's
the House
or Senate committees that were linking to it or the New York Post or the
president's press
secretary, you're now banned, which again shows it's election meddling.
It's gatekeeping to cover this up.
But I'll tell you what else has come out now.
His daughter, Biden's daughters, purportedly, reportedly, and they've not
denied it now,
this broke three days ago, left her diary in a house that she had rented.
And the diary talks about all the same stuff and everything.
What the fuck is wrong with this family?
Were you going to jump in?
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Jamie.
When I was looking into this, the thing I keep seeing people say is that he
lived in
California.
He lived in California at the time.
Is that, that is true?
That's what I keep reading.
