Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1562 - Dave Smith
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1562 - Dave Smith' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-11. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1562 - Dave Smith

I came in I was doing my buddy Scott Horton show and hanging out with him for a
little
bit and you're looking for a place to escape yeah exactly New York Schultz told
me that
New York is like they just won World War III people are dancing in the streets
I was there
in Union Square the other day we did a show at the stand and it was the day
they called it for
for Biden and as much as I just despise Joe Biden and Kamala Harris it was kind
of nice for the city
to just have one yeah just to have a day it's the only day that it it's felt
happy there since March
here too people are honking in the streets I went to dinner with Tom Segura he
was in town and we were
driving on the streets people are honking and cheering and people are so happy
I'm happy for
people to be happy yeah like that even if they're happy for a stupid reason
well you're like at least
be happy it's just it's too complicated and you're a guy who knows a lot about
politics and in the way
the world works but it's too complicated to really go into depth about it for
most people so so many
people just have this sort of cursory understanding of politics and then they
follow a narrative the
narrative is Trump is bad you get him out Biden's good and then you go yeah
well what about the crime
bill what about the Iraq war what about this and that and then what about what
she did nobody wants
to hear it nobody wants to hear it all they all they want to say is that the
good guys won now we're
gonna go back to being America again ah yeah and then Pfizer announces a new
vaccine ah well it would
be nice if we could go back to being America again I think we're still far off
from that happening but
you're you're right that I think most people and this is it's not just politics
it's true with
everything in life like most people have expertise in very limited areas um and
for everything else
you're kind of just trusting what somebody else tells you yeah it's uh and
especially with politics
it's so I know very little about it even though I've read a lot about it I'm
still I'm like what is
all this you know there's some fuckery going on and you know there's a lot of
special interests and
there's a lot of money and there's a lot of shenanigans but it's like to really
know how
this stuff works to really understand lobbyists to really understand how bills
get passed to really
understand Congress to really understand the Senate like you got a deep dive
for years yeah and then
you still don't know a lot of it I mean you know you can go based off say like
what's been
declassified that the CIA is doing but what do we not know I mean and there's
there's a whole
lot that we don't know but I think we know enough to go to know that it stinks
that there's a lot
of corruption and in many ways I think that's what Trump at least the people
who support Trump saw him
is the guy who was outside that system who was kind of fighting for them not
saying that's the truth but I think that's what
a lot of Trump supporters saw in him yeah that was the simplistic comic book
version of what Trump was to them is like and that's where like that QAnon
stuff all comes in and you know people thinking that it's really like this plot
to stop child molesters and yeah well and
well and and the the system is always corrupt enough to give cover to the wildest
conspiracy theory because they are already like you could say okay well perhaps
you know QAnon conspiracy theorists believe some really crazy shit but then you
just go but look
at what happened with this Jeffrey Epstein guy I mean there really was this
child sex trafficking ring that that was covered up I mean we have that woman
on ABC News who was basically saying I broke the story and my bosses told me no
I think it was NBC was NBC yeah we broke the story but you know they wanted to
protect uh
access to the royal family so we would let a powerful multi-millionaire or
billionaire who would let a powerful multi-millionaire or billionaire who would
let a powerful multi-millionaire or billionaire who would let a powerful multi-millionaire
or billionaire who would let a powerful multi-millionaire or billionaire who
would let a powerful multi-millionaire or billionaire who would let a powerful
multi-millionaire or billionaire who would let a powerful multi-millionaire or
billionaire who would let a powerful multi-millionaire or billionaire who would
let a powerful multi-millionaire or billionaire who would let a powerful multi-millionaire
or billionaire who would let a power to protect the royal family or not.
child sex trafficking ring uh leader go skate because we wanted access to the
royal family what the fuck dude that how about that video where the interview
where princess and prince andrew it's andrew right princess andrew prince i misgendered
him i'm so sorry prince andrew is uh on television with that lady and they're
asking him questions about whether or not he was there and what happened and
you could see this look in his face like he's never really been questioned
before
yeah he he the fact that he agreed to do is so weird like it's almost like he
doesn't understand what a trap is
look i've never been trapped before i'm a royal yeah is he a royal anymore or
did they kick him out
something happened i'm not sure i'm not sure they can kick you out yeah they
can they kicked out the uh the dude who
hooked up with the actress yeah he he wanted to bail i think he left i think he
left too but he wanted to go back for
something they go nah son you're done wasn't there something recent jamie wasn't
there something weird
which one's he harry or is that uh harry potter am i thinking of harry potter i
think i think you're
right it's harry yeah i think you confuse me with the harry potter i just think
it's so preposterous
that we literally don't know anything that guy's done other than that he's a
prince prince harry saddened
and disappointed that his request for remembrance day wreath was denied oh no
the duke of sussex
sussex you know we we spend a lot of time uh look at that name sussex yeah was
saddened and
disappointed at the decision to snub his request for a wreath to be laid out at
the national memorial in
london man the level of suffering that he must go through to not get his royal
wreath yeah
yeah i wonder why yeah i don't think they let him decorated war hero what
prince andrew's a decorated
war hero what did he do that's news to me high pressed buttons had led to
victory yeah i have a feeling the
prince wasn't on the front line they weren't just like throwing him out he's a
royal navy helicopter
pilot in the war with argentina to recapture the falkland islands in the 1980s
and returned as a hero
i didn't even know there was a war with argentina that uh 1980s oh i remember
the falkland islands i
remember the name yeah this smells like to me i don't believe he's a war hero
for a second
i'm a war hero and a royal i demand a 16 year old girl well when you say it
like that i mean all right
we'll see what we can get you it's just amazing that that epstein guy roped so
many people into that
shit it's real weird man it's real weird when something that creepy turns out
to be true yeah
and it's very revealing i mean it's like so if you had an honest press you know
if they weren't
every bit as corrupt as those conspiracy theorists think they are you would
think that the fact that
say like a former president was on his flight logs would have led to a huge
scandal where they would
really want to get to the bottom of that you would think right now they'd still
want to get to the
bottom of that like hey who else was involved in this what did now okay he was
on his plane we don't
know that that means that bill clinton was involved in in the worst aspects of
it but you would think the
the press would at least want to find that out and there's very little interest
no because the press
goes after bill clinton then hillary clinton gets somehow and they're connected
to it and then that
could sink joe biden and kamala harris and that's bad for the people that hate
donald trump well that's
for sure to be demolished oh my god local real estate developer says he's in
contract to buy the
waterfront estate and is planning to knock it down and build a new home that's
the smart move 22 million
dollar house oh yeah well it's expensive down there meanwhile it's going to be
underwater in like five
years according to al war right i also already left it to a christian group
which i was trying to find
too such i don't know which one of those two stories this is in the wall street
journal so i'll believe
that over the he left it to someone do you think they just have to knock it
down just because it's his
so they kind of have to yeah do you think it'd be awkward if there was like
part of it they wanted to
keep when i was looking at real estate in boulder the house where the little
girl was killed what is
her name the little girl who's in the jomin a ramsey that house has been for
sale forever they can't
sell it i think they even changed the address they might have even changed the
name of the street
trying to sell it and they just couldn't sell it because i remember we were
looking at it like
this house is nice like why is it so cheap it's one of those deals and then you
find out you're
like oh because if you can afford a nice house you'd probably prefer not the
one that a little
girl was killed in nobody wants that house yeah nobody wants that house i'm
gonna do it the one in new
york it says it's listed at 88 million i'm gonna buy it i'm moving to new york
moving the show to new
york i'm buying it as long as it comes to the painting of bill clinton in the
blue dress i heard
it's it's set up with a lot of equipment so we should be able to do it okay let's
go yeah it streams
right to the cia you don't even you don't even have to get them to watch you on
youtube they get a
they get a live feed yeah i'm gonna buy that house all right fuck it let's do
it why not it'd be
pretty epic it's a probably a really good investment probably worth 89 million
eventually yeah and then
70 or 70 so it's already gone up and then if you try to sell it it'll be like
oh this was joe rogan's
place it won't have that epstein you know stink on it anymore right okay i
think it's a good move i
i support my guy see if i can make it happen i wouldn't buy a fucking newsstand
in new york city
i don't believe in new york city anymore i don't i think that de blasio guys
ruined that place for a
solid 10 years yeah i think you're right i think we got the fans on here right
i could smoke the cigar
uh they were i'll go double check okay yeah it says it's for sale right now gargantuan
new york
city mansion home to epstein horrors oh you can rent it thirty thousand dollars
a month yeah bam
that's what we need to do we need to just rent it could do a month of podcast
you know what we should
do we should fill it up with homeless people and then leave just rent it and
just let it let
homeless people live there just tell them we want one room to do the podcast
and then we'll have
security that makes sure the homeless people don't go in that room everything
else you do whatever you
want that now that actually sounds like a bill de blasio plan that you're
putting into effect
that's more or less aggressive yeah it's progressive yeah there you go imagine
if we did that
imagine they probably give you a freaking medal bill de blasio would probably
celebrate you for doing
it that guy's so silly you know that's not his real name yeah i do know that it's
got like a german name
uh-huh yeah yeah he's very very weird guy oh he's the weirdest and really uh
committed to his weird
ideology that he wants uh you know like to uh not just when things get back to
normal they can't get
back to the regular normal it's got to be this uh more you know inclusive
normal and so he's taking it
upon himself that he's going to try to remake new york city uh in his
progressive image uh while the city's
going th