Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1563 - Tony Hinchcliffe
Uploaded: 2020-11-12T00:00:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1563 - Tony Hinchcliffe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1563 - Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan
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night all day could you see in the right side of America feels good out here
feels good right
whole different feel feels normal yeah people aren't terrified correct they got
everybody
scared as fuck in California it's horrible man everything's shut down
everything feels bad
it's sad it is sad the more the more businesses are completely closed the sadder
it is it's seeing
stuff that you know yeah in the memories that you have there it's also I think
it's harder to bounce
back in big places I think it's harder for big places to bounce back because
you get like all
these stores closed down like all the stores that got hit hard with the looting
on Melrose like
they're still closed right most of them come back yeah yeah when you drive down
the last time I was
there it's like boarded up boarded up boarded up for lease for lease for lease
I'm like this takes
a long time to come back it feels that way for sure some places are open but it's
not the same vibe
yeah out here they're not interested in shutting things down the same way
especially the governor
he's like we got to keep businesses open and he's right like you you can do it
safely I mean I think
you could do it safely here better than California because there's lower
numbers there's less people
yeah it's not just you know everyone's on is smooshed in together and everyone's
more relaxed because
of that it makes you realize when you come to a place that has less humans it
makes you realize
like oh that's better like there's plenty of people out here it's not like we're
in the farms in
the country in the middle of nowhere in the mountains it's not like that it's a
city but
it's a less populated city and everything's just a little more oh yeah relaxed
la is a giant county
people think it's a city and it's just a massive huge place and it smooshes in
with orange county
which is even more populated right yeah how is no la is probably more populated
than orange county but
orange county is so dense though there's the traffic in orange county on the 405
is mind-blowing
it's mind-blowing yeah like when you're driving down to san diego and you're
just like
where are all these people coming from right there's so many of them and north
too i went up to pebble
beach a couple weeks ago and traffic's just crazy i mean six lanes you're all
in with the golfing
look at you unbelievable you took a trip to pebble beach i'm telling you dude
it's the greatest thing
out of nowhere i went to go smoke pot with my buddy pete one day and then you
know he's like yeah i'm
golfing i'm like great i'll smoke pot with you there i figured i would just
drive the cart and have fun
rest is history addicted i caught myself the other day watching uh a thing on
the tv like golf lessons or
whatever and at the same time i was on my ipad on youtube not realizing i was
doing two at once
learning how to chip it's so much very dangerous it's why i never played why is
it dangerous because
it's a suck of time it sucks time not that it's bad people enjoy it and and and
as as far as like
activities that suck time i mean at least you're walking around you're out in
nature you got all that
beautiful green grass you know there's positives to it it's definitely an
interesting
thing to suck time because it gives me energy and when i'm away from it i can
think more clearly
about everything else it's like it's very meditative you're always thinking
about your
next shot or your last shot what you did wrong what you could have done better
for the next one
so it's like when i'm out there it's i'm not looking at my phone for four or
five hours which is great
i'm not thinking about anything else so that when i do afterwards and you know
normally most days if i
don't do that i sort of like crash out around evening time but if it's a golf
day even if i'm
up at six five seven a.m i have energy all day all night after that those are
the best days now
yeah it's probably like every like archery is like that it's meditative yeah it
helps clear your mind
because it's so difficult right you're concentrating so hard on each individual
putt and shot did i say
it right yeah we call them shots drives it depends on what you're shooting the
the drive is about your
knowledge yeah the drive is from the t that's the first shot that's power
hopefully some accuracy
you're aiming for the middle uh is that the hardest to get good at no putting
is the hardest really yeah
what about miniature golf it's all touch that putting is the most like archery
miniature golf
isn't really the same no on the golf course there's no windmill to knock it
back at you gotta get it
up that ramp that ramp's narrow the ramp yeah the road oh yeah to get to the
windmill right you got
to get it in the clown's mouth just like at pebble beach i'm like excuse me
where are your clowns there's
no other sport that's worth millions of dollars if you're the best that also
has a miniature version
that little kids play right like a fucked up version with all like bumpers
everywhere and weird holes
and it's fun though it's on concrete with fucking fake grass over it right yeah
there's no i guess
there's bumper pool but pools not pools not nearly as popular as golf in terms
of um in terms of money
you know yeah like golfers make like legit cash bryson de chambeau you know who
that is powerful
drive 423 yard drive that is insanity that's so far and he did this on purpose
so there's like a
interview recently about him because he's been getting popularity he like
decided to like get jacked
he hits it 40 50 yards farther than tiger woods ever did jesus so he's just
decided to get really big
he looks like a football player yeah who's that one dude that does the thing at
the driving ranges
where he steps his leg up in the air like he's throwing a pitch and then he
steps forward and it's
crazy torque he's got this crazy move he does where he lifts his leg up and
then he steps into it
and whacks it yeah he's uh there's videos of him on youtube we've actually
talked about him before
i don't think he's hitting it that far though i don't think anybody's hitting
at 423 maybe some
weird pro driver guy but yeah this guy's a freak well also this guy is accurate
i mean he's if right
he's hitting it exactly in the middle like look where it lands and he just won
the masters i do
believe that's what's going on right now oh he won the us open yeah the us open
and uh what's crazy
about him so what's crazy about the sport of golf is that that's your first
shot and then after that
touch as you get closer to the hole touch becomes so much more important so
this guy can do that and
he can also make a 10-foot putt that has a hill from right to left and then
bends from left to right
like the there's a comparison i guess to pull the break shot yeah you know like
some guys have crazy
break shots like with a lot of power and then afterwards it's a touch and finesse
game right and
some guys might get in their head on the eight ball which is every hole every
putt yeah it's the most
frustrating yet rewarding part also you guys you're not playing on flat surface
you got little hills
you have to like look at you got to get low and try to figure out where you hit
it on the hill to
make it drop into the hole and in the morning because uh the ground's moist
especially in california
they water everything and then you're just in a desert so if you start at say
um 7 or 8 a.m it's
pretty straight like there's not a and also it's slower because it's wet right
and by 10 11 12 once the
heat kicks up things are moving much faster so you have to adjust throughout
the day for a from slow to
fast and all these things so it changed every hole literally changes as it goes
on yeah that that's the
same with uh pool with moisture if you're playing in a place that has a lot of
moisture like uh some of
the best players on earth come from the philippines and what happened is
soldiers i believe in uh the
second world war brought over to the philippines pool they taught them pool and
uh they play a lot of
pool outside so they have these uh outside areas like chickens running around
and shit and they're playing
pool like a lot of open air uh pool tables and it's obviously it's an island so
it's near the oceans
probably a lot of humidity in the air and the tables uh they also have this
weird thing they do
where they pour powder on the rails so like they have like baby powder because
the tables everything
gets so slick because it's wet and sweaty and sticky uh and moist so they put
uh baby powder near the
pockets and they all touch the baby powder on their fingers and then you know
the cue runs smoothly
through your hand but then you're always touching the table so you're putting
baby powder all over the
table so the table gets really dirty right so they're playing on these like
dirty slow wet tables and so
they develop these like real fluid strokes because they're so used to having to
power the ball around
these disgusting tables like not disgusting but just you you would be upset if
you played on a table
like that in america you'd say why don't you guys clean the table but over
there they don't give a
fuck also they don't give a if there's a bunch of people around the table so
they have these games
and i watch these games like if you looked at my youtube feed you'd laugh
because like the suggested
videos the vast majority of them are filipino pool i watch efren reyes if you
look uh jeff ga ling
production jeff ga ling is a guy who films it's like simple stuff they film it
like with a tripod and a
cell phone and then uh they they just film these pool matches and people get
obsessed with watching
efren reyes play these young guns in the philippines efren rance is probably
the greatest pool
player of all time like pretty widely regarded he like the hicks and gracie of
pool and he's
playing many pacquiao right um manny pacquiao is a killer by the way manny pacquiao
is a killer pool
player really oh my god like world class like manny pacquiao could play
professional wow yeah yeah
like he gambles with professionals damn yeah my friend max eberly who's you've
met max i think i
know you have yeah he's a legit pro like max is like world champion caliber pro
and he's gambled
with manny pacquiao and he said manny pacquiao is good he says you have to
really bear down to beat him
like they play a race to 10. he might beat manny because max is world class but
he might beat
benny like 10 to 7 or 10 to 6. whereas he beat me like 10 to 1 or 10 to 2. like
manny's much better
than me he's really good manny's better than you at pool yeah yeah he's legit
there's manny right there
yeah dude look at that look at him kick that ball in son wow and get positioned
on the six he's uh he's
super legit super legit and he's got a great stroke and he's also left-handed i
think there's a
thing about left-handed people and i say this as a right-handed person i think
generally they're better at yeah i agree my one of my best golf buddies who
helps me get a lot better
because he's great um look how good he is dude seriously look how good he is he
bumped the eight
i don't know if he got positioned on the five there he might have that up but
he plays really good
yeah like like like i said if i saw him in a tournament and i didn't know it
was manny pacquiao i'd be
like oh this guy's really good he's a pro he's essentially a pro but that's
also because he's
in the philippines in the the philippines look how good he gets look perfect
position on the seven
watch this seven to the eight eight to the ten and he's out ten ball watch this
pop if you watch how
he strokes the ball like everything's super precise i mean look at his position
that's he's a professional
like a like a legit professional so if manny decides to retire from uh from
fighting and goes uh
into professional pool he might win some world championships like no i mean he's
still fighting
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