Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1567 - Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle
Uploaded: 2020-11-19T18:00:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1567 - Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-19. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1567 - Donnell Rawlings & Dave Chappelle

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Donnell.
What's going on, bro?
Good to see you, my friend.
Take me to the river, I wanna go.
I'll go.
Take me to your river, I wanna go.
I don't even know who sings that.
You don't know who sings that song?
No.
Leon Bridges.
Leon Bridges.
Yeah, he's like a folk country singer, black dude.
I think he's Louisiana, where he's from.
But about five years ago, he had a very popular song.
That was like a song that really charted well.
It was called The River.
That was that.
That was that song.
There he is.
And then what he does is-
You where, Jamie?
You know that dude?
I've seen him before, yeah.
I don't know that I know the song.
But this song is like, he's had other songs,
but for some reason, this song resonated with a lot of people in the country,
man.
It was like him reminiscing with going to a place that made it feel good in the
river.
I hope when we go over to Spotify, we can play it.
I don't think-
Take me to your river.
I want to go.
I'll go.
That's pretty much it.
That's the one part everybody knows.
It's acceptable now for people to wear neck scarves.
Are you being insulting?
Neckerchiefs.
No.
Not at all.
What do you say, though?
If you had wore that on any other time, I'd be like, what is on your neck?
And I would explain it to be a gator.
Right.
A gator.
I know what it is.
I know what a gator is.
I hunt.
Yeah, this is what it is.
It's my gator.
You wear them when you're sneaking up on animals.
Or people.
Or people.
Well, that color is not-
You can't sneak up on anybody.
Gay pride.
Gay pride.
Well, there's a lot of colors in that.
Yeah, I guess that's a rainbow.
Yeah.
Not a traditional rainbow.
This is a liberal gator.
Liberal gator.
Yep.
It's accepted by anything.
Gay people, black people, Hispanic people.
I'm sorry.
No worries.
My baby mother asked me about weed.
Jesus fuck.
But you don't like me.
I thought you don't like me.
Why do you keep blowing me up about weed?
You said you don't like me.
She likes your weed.
I mean, they like something, man.
What happened to your thumb?
I got shot.
Who shot you?
That's a question I haven't found an answer to.
Really?
This shit happened so quick, Joe.
I didn't really get a good look at the person that shot me.
Not too many people around to witness it, but I have the wound to show that I
got shot.
What was the situation?
I was, my dog, I got a little, I got a new dog.
She's adorable.
Listen.
That's as adorable as a dog gets, ladies and gentlemen.
Look at that little cutie.
Yo.
Can you see her on camera?
Yo, this is my emotional support.
That's Maggie?
Yeah, that's Maggie.
Maggie.
Come here, sweetie.
Come here, Maggie.
Come here, honey.
She's adorable.
She doesn't know what coffee is.
She's like, I'm going to try that.
She don't know what weed is, but she don't know what coffee is.
But I was protecting her.
Some people were trying.
Joe, you want to hear the story about how I got shot or what?
Yeah.
I was protecting her honor, right?
I was protecting her from a hell of bullets.
It was a gang.
It was a lot of people.
I don't remember all of that, but I got shot at my motherfucking thumb.
Where were you?
In the streets.
Oh, just regular?
Yeah, I was in the streets.
No, not just the streets.
The streets no, no, no, no town. No, just the streets and that happens
sometimes Joe you put yourself hanging in the streets
You put yourself in some unforgiving situations and that's what happened to me
and that's how I got my motherfucking thumb shot the fuck off
And that's the story. I'm talking. That's the story that I'm sticking to so you
got caught in crossfire a hail of bullets
45 shots rang out really
And this is the only injury has to stay very very happy that that's the only
injuries this thing
You're not happy about it Joe because when I love you. Come on. I know you love
me
But when I told you I got shot you continued to question me about well done now
That's because you're done now, right? But you can tell you I didn't question
you like I didn't believe you you did
100% you said it so casually. That's what I said. Do you want to drink? He said
I can't I'm on antibiotics
I said what happened here. I got shot. That's
Any of any of my other friends who've been shot if I said hey, man
What happened and they said I got shot right and just end right there. They
would say it's a crazy story ever, man
Yeah, but you don't I'm away to the car and I had my little dog, right?
I was protecting her and and that's the story that I told but the thing that
you didn't believe me
Do we just if someone said he got shot you can't say I didn't believe you that's
not true
It didn't look the look of your face is like it's unusual the way you were
describing it
I got shot and then you wouldn't say anything more
Just like what you black people don't know what happened. How'd you get shot?
Well, you remember I had a disagreement with so-and-so
Well, we finally had an opportunity our paths cross
Situation where those energies came together. We're like, how are we gonna
settle this right? It wasn't like that. I know it wasn't like that
It was a okay. So you don't want to get specific about details
No, I don't want it. I just want you to respect the fact that I got shot. I
believe that you got shot. I do respect it
I'm sad that you got shot, but I'm glad you're okay. I'm better. I'm good
So how is your thumb doing is it gonna be all right? Yep?
It's gonna be good
You know, we got all the bullet fragments out of it
You know, we avoided the surgery, so I'm be good. Just got to get the range of
motion back. Oh, that's real good
They didn't have to do any surgery in tendons or anything like that. Nope. I
got lucky
I have a friend who cut his finger on a window, man
And he never got his fingers back again. His fingers are like this curled
I know everybody knows a motherfucker like that and we've all made fun of that
motherfucker
Mmm, we've made fun of the person that you know that don't have a thumb
But I'm telling you doing this after me surviving this gunshot shit
Just button in my pants become a task that I took advantage. I took took for
granted, right?
the point I'm making is that
You're lucky to have all of your limbs all of your shit on your body. Yep
You don't appreciate it until one of them motherfuckers gone. Well, I think
that's the case with everything, right?
Like we didn't appreciate how good we had it before the lockdown before Covid
came around
Nobody appreciated how good we really had it. We was living in a moment. We
were also spoiled
We're spoiled by how good everything was
But we didn't think it was spoiled because that was what was going on right
until shit shifted
And then same thing like you lose your thumb you're like, oh shit, you know, I
really do appreciate
Of doing those three spots that night, you know, I mean, I appreciate the fact
that I could just walk with my family anywhere
And I wouldn't be judged. I wouldn't be discriminated against whatever it just
be like there goes joe and his family
Not just like do you have a mask or not, right, you know
But I do believe that it took a pandemic
For people to really realize what the most important things in life are
I think so for sure
I think at the beginning people were nicer because they were scared and they
were like it was almost like post 9/11 feeling right
Like we're all in this together, right? That didn't last very long
It was unrealistic to think that everybody's gonna be that way people don't get
frustrated
You once also resources started getting low and people started realizing that
they're not gonna be able to work for a long fucking time
Did you see that the governor got busted? Did you see the photos which governor
governor, California?
He got busted for what got busted going to a restaurant with 12 people no
social distancing no masks all the shit that he's been preaching for
He didn't do they were saying that he was in outdoors
Like his people said it was outdoors, but now they have photos of it 100%
indoors, right?
They're all indoors, but the thing is sitting the unrealistic part about that,
you know, people gotta
Push their platform this matches has been crazy
But me I know it shouldn't be like this and I know it's like but what does it
girls up in you?
But what does it represent when I see motherfuckers
Like that in a situation that no mask not social distancing
I just assumed that they all been tested and they all been in a bubble
situation
That's because you've been in a bunch of bubble situations like right wait dave
did the shows down in yellow springs
Like you bubbled me first. I bubble you here. You're the first person. You're
the first person. You didn't rate my nose
You rate rate my finger
I didn't do it. Yes, you did hide a nurse. You made somebody do it
You could call it whatever the fuck you want to do, but she worked for you
That's true and you forced that that she had to do it. Well, I just suggested
it probably a good idea for everybody
Yeah, but they but it was good for everybody and you knew that so we know like
that's a bubble world
Yeah, but it's not surprising that you see the governor in a situation like
that because i'm pretty sure it doesn't send out the right message
But i'm pretty sure that the was tested. Well, that's what he should have said
They can't say that because they're a politician and everybody would go wait a
minute if I just test people can I go to work?
Like what dave's doing with all his shows. Yeah test people in the audience
You can have a full audience you can you know you have a bunch of people that
are healthy
You know, you you you're taking the measures to create that safety. Yes, it's a
bubble
Here's the thing that a lot of people understand is that
Like you could literally create your own bubble. Yes, like I know people like
one certain states
You have to meet a certain requirement to be tested. You can't be a test unless
you have she starts showing symptoms
But you can create your bubble. There's testing almost everywhere. There's an
opportunity for people to get tested
It's a little harder than that for most people because most people mean state
for state
Most people in terms of like just people's of just your access to it
It's not that common where you can go to a place and get a quick test yet
Okay, so then what's the difference and I may be wrong that
This may be my ignorance like california like I know the situation like a dodger
stadium
You know i'm saying like for the most part anybody with I guess a california
idea whatever they can get tested
No, but hold on, you know that takes hours, you know those people have to wait
in line for hours. There was a line
To get it done. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
It takes if you have a job man
If you have a job and you're you're supposed to be at work at 9 a.m
And you you get to the covet thing at 7 30 and they tell you it's a two and a
half hour line
That's what it is
That's the reality and most of those aren't giving you the results immediately
not immediately
But enough where you could if you got those results to say you get those
results in 18 hours
Say you were going to plan a family function or something. You don't do like
you could do what i'm saying is like
When the bubble the idea of the bubble first started started with the nba you
kind of contributed to that dave did it
Well, ufc did it first. Yeah, they did it and ufc did it first, but they always
thought like oh my god
You don't have to be a millionaire to create a safe bubble for you and your
family your friends, right?
No, you can do it now easier than ever before
But the the problem with the governor saying it is other people like will let
us make a bubble and go to work because that's what they should do
What they could do is what we're doing here. We're just lucky that podcasting
is an essential business. I think she's trying to jump down
She's not trying to kill herself. No, I mean she's just looking over the edge