Name: Mariana van Zeller Met a Real-Life Walter White Style Drug Chemist
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mariana van Zeller Met a Real-Life Walter White Style Drug Chemist' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-09. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience.
Well, it's crazy to watch the method.
When you see the method of how they cut the cocaine on your show,
where they're pouring cement into it, you're like, what?
And then gasoline, just giant jug, and then all the other shit that they're,
all the different chemicals, acid.
They're like, oh my God, this is crazy.
I had no idea.
I had no idea that's how they make it.
Yeah, so another episode that we filmed recently was here in Austin was
actually meth.
Meth is in Austin?
Yes, and we did.
On my way driving here to the show, I passed by the place where I had filmed,
just three weeks ago, actually, this guy in his hotel room, a dealer, a meth
dealer.
But he was washing one of the things he did before he started getting clients.
And the clients are not the people that you think are meth users at all, by the
way.
We filmed, we interviewed a lawyer.
We interviewed a mom with kids at home.
It was an entrepreneur, not at all the people that you think are meth users.
And this guy, before he started, he's washing the meth.
And that's because he says he prides himself on selling good quality meth.
But he had purchased it from Mexico and he wasn't sure about the quality.
So he washes it.
I can't remember what it is, the product that he puts in.
But it's to see all the other stuff that comes out.
And then you can see just sort of all this other chemicals that are put in
there and you sort
of realize.
And when I was filming in the cocaine lab, the same thing.
And the fentanyl lab, too.
The amount of shit that goes into these drugs, if that alone is not going to
dissuade you from
doing them is, yeah, it's chemicals, it's gasoline, it's, yeah.
Lime.
Lime is something that goes into a lot of these.
Yeah.
They use lime to get rid of bodies.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
This meth guy, was he a big Breaking Bad fan?
Was he a big Bryan Cranston fan?
Wanted to be the guy?
He was actually much younger.
I'm not sure.
You know one guy that we filmed for the fentanyl episode?
It was a cartel chemist.
So this guy was a bioengineer and incredibly smart and knowledgeable.
And we met him in this abandoned location where he's basically making fentanyl
and pressing
it into the M30 pills, which are fake.
It goes round back to the beginning of the opiate crisis because they make them
to look
like Oxycontin, like the 30 milligram pills that Purdue Pharma and Oxycontin
had.
But it's pure fentanyl, essentially.
And they're becoming really popular on the streets of America and part, you
know, really
deadly stuff.
And so we saw him making it.
And you never know with these guys.
Like I spent time in some of these illicit labs where you kind of get a sense
that shit
could go wrong very fast because they have no idea what they're dealing with.
And these are very potent chemicals.
But in this case, you know, it's not easy to make.
I mean, it is because it's cheap.
And once you know how to do it, you know how to do it.
But it's, you know, I can't show up and try to make that the thing, the whole
thing could
explode just because the chemicals are so potent.
And yet here he was and we were wearing our hazmat suits and our masks and
everything.
And I started talking to him and he was, I mean, I suddenly thought I was
talking to Walter
White from Breaking Red.
He was exactly that, like a geek when it came to chemistry and had always loved
chemistry
and, you know, had worked in chemistry for a while and then was approached by
the Sinaloa
cartel and they needed a guy who knew how to make this stuff.
And he's decided, why not?
I can make a lot more money making this.
And now he's like one of the biggest chemists for the Sinaloa cartel.
Yeah.
So when you talk to the people that did the meth, did they have a reason?
The people that actually consume it.
When you said you talked to.
Oh, that use it?
Yeah, the mom and the lawyers.
It's a good party drug.
It's a good, it's a good, it's a, it helps with inhibition.
Oh, I bet.
For people, yeah.
And apparently it really helps with sex, especially, it's very consumed in the
gay community as
well.
It helps, yeah, just having a good time and.
Just getting wild.
Yeah, getting wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you done Adderall?
I have not.
Good for you.
You and I together.
Give me some knuckles, woman.
All right.
You haven't either?
No, but that's a tempting one.
People keep telling me how amazing it is for like just cleaning your house.
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