Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1580 - Andrew Schulz
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T00:00:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1580 - Andrew Schulz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-17. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1580 - Andrew Schulz

the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
Andrew hi Joe what's up brother how are you I'm good man going no headphones I'll
go no
headphones I always go no headphones man I don't know it's just it locks me in
in a weird way in
a weird way yeah the headphones I don't know I don't feel like I'm talking to
you now like I
feel like we're having a conversation and there's just the microphone in the
way okay but this feels
like it's on the phone yeah I know it's on your show you'd never do headphones
not any of your
podcast yeah no headphones never it is what it is dude your show is badass that
Netflix show is very
very good did you watch it you are yes I did let's go you are my favorite
example of someone who took
this pandemic and fucking rose through it you you elevated through it you you
raised your stock while
all the comedy clubs are shut down no one's out everybody else is like trying
to figure out what
to do they're doing zoom stand-up which lowers you because people get to see
your stand-up like
it's gross yeah you know you you figured out how to do it man you really did
and you did it in a
a multimedia presentation form that really other people weren't doing man yeah
you fucking nailed it
thank you man thank you thank you for being so supportive man like those videos
popped off because
you started reposting them so oh my pleasure I love when people just get after
it I love that you do
that yeah you hustle yeah like you work hard obviously like it's super tragic
corona and everything
like that but like when I don't know for some reason I kind of thrive in chaos
I don't know if that's like
a New York thing but like when it happened that part of me was like oh yeah we're
gonna win
literally I told the guys right that was like when they said everything is
getting shut down I go we'll
win guaranteed we had just put the studio in there like I paid all the money to
do the studio and I had
no clue how I was gonna like make the money back it was like you know when like
the colonizers or
whatever like they'd stop on the island and then they'd like burn the ships
yeah because if they
weren't everybody would be like should we just go back to Spain like it's
better you know there's
like Spanish people and shit and then we were just like nah we're gonna fucking
figure it out
yeah and then it happened we tried a few things that didn't work exactly and
then what'd you try
that didn't work we did uh we did one thing that did work we did like a talent
show on Instagram live
and that was sick it was just Corona's got talent and Corona beer sponsored it
so it looked kind of
really yeah they just were like yo can we send you beers like Corona's because
nobody's buying
Corona's we're like fuck yeah this is crazy ridiculous is that that no one was
buying Corona because of
coronavirus I know that's so dumb I know it's wild so we knew that was cool
then we did like I was just
doing like straight to the camera stuff and it was like um kind of like long
form almost like talking
to people but it wasn't like comedic it was more just like hey this is what's
going on you know but
for me I was like I want to be I want to be funny in what I do you know like we
have the podcast where we
get to joke around and that's longer form but like if we're gonna create
something like a piece of
content I want it to be funny and then it was Bill Maher actually inspired it
really yeah that's snarky fuck
he's so snarky bro but like remember when he did that video where like um
he was saying why it wasn't racist to call it the Chinese virus
yes and it was this great video and I got sent it by like 10 different people
and like all different ages were sending it to me like my my fiancee now's mom
and dad sent it to me
and like my boys were sent it to me and I remember going oh shit like people
need people need like a
like a safe way of of uh describing their feelings you know what I mean
oftentimes like comics that's
kind of what we do like we'll describe how people feel in a funny way so all of
a sudden it's okay
and safe but if you just said that at work it would be racist you know what I
mean
like what like uh like sometimes having an opinion is super costly you know so
if you so it's like
but if you can thread the needle or we call like slice it thin that's what we
say on the show like
where you can say it in a way where it's not costly other people will really be
engaged with it because
they're like yeah that's how I feel it's just when I was trying to explain it
seemed kind of sexist
it seemed kind of racist it seemed kind of this and it's like if you can
actually get it down to like
just the nuance of what the issue is you'll get it and he just did that with
that he's like he went
through every virus it was just named after something else yeah and then all of
a sudden
it's like oh yeah that's not yeah I retweeted that I thought it was great yeah
he's he's got
some great stuff sometimes he's brave man I I give credit to bravery yeah he is
he's brave he's
cocky he's cocky but we watched that and we were like oh we could do this way
better ah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah it's um what that is is like when you're just trying to call
people out on things
like trying to make things more whatever more sexist more homophobic more
racist than they really are
those people that that are doing that they need to take some heads because like
they just those are free
shots like they take these free shots and there's no like you're really
creating turmoil yeah in social
with that shit yeah it fucks people's lives up yeah and the people that do it
they never get ostracized
they never get called out people just either agree or disagree but when people
just go ridiculous
after someone for something that doesn't make any sense yeah like this is the
year for that
yeah because the pandemic exaggerated everything it exaggerated everybody's
fears exaggerated everybody's
anger everybody felt more helpless and a lot of times when people don't feel
well they don't
they don't look internally to try to fix themselves yeah they attack yes things
around you're doing this to me
yes you're doing this to me you're making me angry yeah you know yeah yeah i
love the one of the videos
where you uh posted all of the different titles of all these different articles
about white people oh yeah
about white men being toxic and your time is almost up and like yeah that's
what we were trying to do man like
in that piece we were just trying to talk about like like not everybody that
voted for trump is racist
but they were positioned that way by the media yeah and we were just sitting
there and we're like
what is the slice here like i don't believe that like you know all of us have
like a family member or
friends that did we know them they're not racist so what why were they drawn to
them and we started to
kind of like go back i think it was back then like 2016 like there were all
these articles and they
just kind of like positioned i guess it kind of like positioned white dudes
specifically as like
responsible for all the evils in the world and i guess the people in power are
going to do the bad
things and if white people are in power they're going to do it but i don't know
if you can like
make a blanket assessment on like everybody that has white skin with that it's
dumb it's dumb it's just
dumb so you can you could say what it is it's hateful it's rude it is actually
racist it's actually
sexist at the end of the day it's just dumb yeah it's just a dumb dumb way to
describe life and the
people that agree with it that's that's a real problem is that there's a lot of
lemmings out there that
don't have a lot of time to sit through things yeah and really think things out
yeah and they just
agree yeah the the best is when white men agree oh yeah that is my favorite
those are my favorite
those those gender race traders yeah those there are there are some the male
the male feminists
the male feminists that are self-loathing uh white guys yeah yeah they are the
best
and it's sad because the people that they're doing that to appease don't
respect it
no at all they think that they're pathetic yeah so they think that they're
winning them over
you know right but they're not they're like i don't know it's real sad all
those feminists
want to get gorilla fucked all of them every one of them you think they just
want to get gorilla
fucked by a guy who like respects them they all they have the right boundaries
and they they set up
right they feel comfortable and then they have a couple of cocktails and they're
like let's go like
they're strong like there's a primal urge they tend to be strong women like
feminists tend to be strong
powerful women and i think one of the things that feminists react to
aggressively is
bitch men and you know as weak men or men who think they're strong but aren't
you know these
asshole bosses that get in this position of power and they sexually harass
women and they grab and
with them and do things because they can get away but they're really not strong
men yeah they're
pathetic yeah yeah so these bitch ass men these feminist men they think like i've
got the solution
i am the man of your dreams like right no you're not yeah you know jason momoa
is the man of their dreams
right you know a really nice savage that's the man of their dreams a guy who's
not going to sexually
harass them who also happens to be six foot four right and built like a
football player that's what
they want they'll pretend that they want a male feminist like no they'll
dominate you and tell you
what to do and ruin your life and make you hyphenate your last name right they'll
do all that those guys
who hyphenate their last name oh my goodness listen we're getting married or
not okay
you're taking my last name i told my girl i was like that's not happening not
happening uh uh uh delete
yeah that is that's one of those moves yeah they'll try to get you to do those
things they don't want
that guy they want a man i feel like strong women i don't understand i don't
know how we put it into
like quotes but like strong women are not intimidated by strong men they're not
but some strong women have
been burned by so many men right they're just tired of men in general and they
don't have the time
just to look for nuance yeah they don't have the time to look for is this guy a
stereotypical
douchebag man or is this guy a thoughtful guy who looks like a dickhead right
you know there's both
both those things are possible yeah yeah so you could look like a dickhead yeah
as long as you're
sweet if you're some big meathead dude likes to go to the gym but you read a
lot yeah you're really
interesting and you just like being yoked that's possible you're allowed to
like what happened where
dudes aren't allowed to be strong that's not like something happened where like
if you go to the gym
you're automatically dumb like you're doing the thing that helps you live
longer you know the other
side of that is if you're hot and you're a woman you're stupid but they're not
all right
well you know why for the same reason because it's easy it's easier that's the
same thing like
an easier life like hot dudes are dumb how often you meet a smart hot dude or
like smoking hot funny
they're not they're not funny either very rarely but and why would they be yeah
like i don't know i mean
i'm sure when you were younger and you were single days you know you were out
there plowing you probably
were laughing at jokes that weren't as funny from a very attractive girl oh
yeah yeah you do your best
okay right i mean the same thing there's probably some girl that's laughing at
some handsome dude's
jokes that aren't that funny exactly yeah i mean you get in when you fit in
that's why you got to be
like really kind of like wounded or something to be like funny and hot yeah
there's got to be something
severely something happened when you were young yeah someone ignored you some
things went si