Name: Rogan & Schulz on Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rogan & Schulz on Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-18. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience.
It's like in boxing, like turning with a punch.
Exactly.
That's all I got left.
Exactly.
I'm going to turn my jaw as you punch it.
Yeah.
Some guys are masters at that shit.
Yeah.
They stand right in front of dudes and let them throw punches.
Yeah, Canelo was really improved.
God damn he's improved.
It's so funny to see him, like, because I was at the fight where Canelo fought
Mayweather.
And, like, do you remember that fight?
Yeah.
And just Mayweather just totally schooled him, man.
Yeah.
It was unbelievable.
It was truly unbelievable to even just be there in that room and just watch.
There was so much confidence behind Canelo, right?
And obviously, like, 80% of the crowd was Mexican, right?
And you saw, like, 80% of the crowd's hearts just broken.
Because by the third round, you knew exactly what was going on.
Yeah.
It was just this complete domination.
And, yeah, man, it was unbelievable to see.
Mayweather's a real master.
He's a modern master.
To me, he's the greatest great of all time.
Meaning he's greater at boxing than, like, Stephen Hawking is at science, in my
opinion.
There's a good argument for that.
Who's come close?
Here's the thing.
Like, the sport is hit and not be hit.
Who does that better than Floyd Mayweather?
Dude, I can name three times in his career where he was hurt.
I can name them.
Yeah.
Zab Judah.
Shane Mosley.
Right hook.
Shane Mosley.
DeMarcus Chop Chop Corley.
DeMarcus Chop Chop Corley almost, like, put him out.
And was the same.
I forgot about that fight.
How about Maidana?
Maidana at the end of the fourth round.
Yeah, Maidana hit him at the end of the belly, hit him in the right hand.
And Floyd didn't know where his corner was.
For a second, he was out of it.
But he's got a beard.
That's the thing about Freud.
A lot of people don't realize that.
He's got the pretty boy shit, but he could take a shot.
Yeah.
And I remember just, like, I'm like, damn, this guy is impossible to beat.
What do you think is going to happen when he fights Logan Paul?
How crazy is that?
Dude, I love it.
Dude, I like Logan.
Logan's a big kid.
He's big.
It doesn't matter.
It's like Canelo was big.
They've all been big.
But, you know, with Canelo, Floyd, one of the things he did that was really
intelligent,
he forced Canelo to go down to, I believe it was 152 pounds.
154.
Oh, did they have a catch weight?
Yeah.
I think it was 152.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think he did that because he knew Canelo had a hard time making 154.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, now Canelo's at 168.
Well, he fought 75.
He knocked out Kovalev.
I thought that was at 168.
No, that was the light heavyweight title.
That was the light heavyweight?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He knocked out Kovalev.
Yeah, yeah, great left hook.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, look at this.
I mean, that's obviously not real, but still.
Logan's got the size.
He's a big guy.
It's not real, but it might be close.
And Floyd is tiny, but at the same time, it's like, Logan's not going to hit
Floyd with
any shot that he hasn't been hit with before.
The only way he could is if you got a bad referee and the referee lets them tie
up.
So if the referee lets Logan tie him up, and Logan can hit Floyd in the clinch
and hurt
him, I don't think that's...
Can he generate that much power in the clinch?
You think Logan can?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A guy who's strong, who can hit hard, can fuck you up from a clinch.
It happens all the time.
Yeah, but I don't know.
DC knocked out Stipe from the clinch.
Yeah, yeah.
That was that short right hand.
Yeah.
Really nice.
Yeah, I just, I don't see anybody doing that to Floyd, man.
Like, if you watch Floyd's sparring stuff, do you ever watch his, like, the Mayweather
gym stuff?
Amazing.
15 minute rounds and shit.
15 minute rounds.
And in the gym, he is not on his bicycle.
In the gym, he is in front of you talking shit as you miss every single shot
you throw at
him.
Yeah.
And it's like, there's no way that Logan connects.
What I think could happen is that the fight is boring because maybe Floyd can't
inflict enough,
like, one punch damage on Logan.
So maybe it's boring.
And then maybe he wins in, like, the people's eyes because it's like, you
actually went 10
rounds with Floyd Mayweather.
I think if Floyd hurts him, what Floyd does is wears him out.
And it makes him fight stiff and uncomfortable because he's not going to be
nearly as efficient.
Yeah.
Logan is going to be much less efficient.
He's going to be trying really hard.
And he's never done, I don't know how many rounds they're doing.
How many rounds are they doing?
Eight maybe or something like that.
I don't even know if they've announced, but still.
If I was Floyd, I'd want it to be 12.
Yeah.
The longer the...
Drag that guy into deep water and then beat the fuck out of him.
Yeah.
Because Floyd can do 12 rounds in his sleep.
You can wake him up in the middle of the night.
Yeah.
So, like, if they were the same size, it wouldn't even be interesting.
Yeah.
And even though Logan's way bigger than him, it's still only mildly interesting.
Yeah.
Because you literally have the greatest boxer of all time.
Yeah.
Versus a kid who's, like, really athletic and really tough who can fight.
Yeah.
But it's, you know, he's not in that league.
Yeah.
It's not...
There's no discussion.
It's not a person on earth that thinks he's in the same league of boxing.
Yeah.
But Floyd is...
He's a true master.
Master.
A master.
Yeah.
The greatest ever, in my opinion.
Yes.
I would say he's in the running.
Like, Sugar Ray Robinson was...
We just don't know.
A hundred and something and O.
But you and I weren't alive for this, like...
No.
Like, that's my dad's favorite boxer.
And, like, my dad's a huge boxing fan.
He used to, like, cover boxing for the news.
He would go to Ali's camp.
Like, he has footage of, like, himself, like, shadow boxing with Ali.
What?
Yeah.
It's unbelievable.
And, like, if anybody's a boxer...
Was your dad in a mob?
No, no, no.
He worked for NBC.
Really?
Yeah.
He was, like, a newscaster.
Yeah.
Wow.
And, like, he just...
Yeah, he did his wild story.
He's, like, Forrest Gump.
He, like, did, like, the first ever story on, like, hip-hop music.
Like, it was kind of crazy stuff.
But, like, he has a video, like, shadow boxing with Muhammad Ali.
And Muhammad Ali stops and goes, what do you box?
Oranges?
So, like, he's the biggest Ali fan in the world.
And he saw, you know, Sugar Ray Robinson, I guess, when he was a kid.
And he was, like, Sugar Ray Robinson, outside of, like, him and Ali, those are
the best I've ever seen.
But that's, like, a generational thing, obviously.
Most boxers like to point to Sugar Ray Robinson as the greatest of all time.
Yeah.
Guys who are in the know of boxing.
He was a master.
Yeah.
He was awesome.
But he was a different kind of master.
He would slugged it out with people.
He would get in there if he had to, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He fought rough and tumble.
Yeah.
But here's my argument against that.
Right.
He lost to Jake LaMotta in a decision.
I can't imagine a world where Floyd Mayweather loses to Jake LaMotta.
If they're the same size, I can't imagine a world where Floyd doesn't outbox
him.
Because Floyd has this, he has a more intelligent approach.
And his approach is to frustrate the fuck out of you and take angles on you and
pop you and then not let you hit him back.
And then you get into fifth, sixth, seventh round.
You start going, oh, my God, this is how this fight is going.
I have to get desperate.
Like, I can't even hit this guy.
I dare you to get desperate.
And then you start getting down the line.
Yeah.
And then he catches you like he caught Ricky Hatton.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
That check hook.
Yep.
Yeah.
I mean, he's just like watching him just as like a boxing fan, like watching
him take away people's confidence.
Like, I watched him take Shane Mosley's confidence from him.
Like, Shane, it did end up catching him with that right hand.
One right hand, yeah.
And, but what happened was when Shane, I think, threw his like first or second
jab, Floyd had already timed him.
He threw the first jab and then Floyd came right over the top.
He has that like amazing kind of like slip and he comes right over the top of
the right hand.
And he stunned Shane.
And then right after that, Shane was like, I can't even jab.
There's nothing I can do.
This guy is on a different level.
And then he ended up catching him with that right.
But still, like, yeah, he's just a great, I don't know what happened.
I mean, I want Logan to get the money.
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