Name: The Fakeness of the Cuomo's Bothers Tony Hinchcliffe
Uploaded: 2020-12-30T20:59:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Fakeness of the Cuomo's Bothers Tony Hinchcliffe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Fakeness of the Cuomo's Bothers Tony Hinchcliffe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-30. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- Gilbert Goffrey's a legit comedy legend.
Is he still in New York City during all this crazy shit?
- I'm sure he is, yeah.
- Has he caught the COVID yet?
- I don't think so.
- How do you live in New York City
stacked on top of people and not catch it?
- Man, it's crazy.
But they also seem to have really hunkered down
and sort of, sort of, you know,
done a good job at closing it in.
I think they got the shit scared out of them
in the beginning, 'cause they were sort of embarrassed, right?
'Cause New York was the first one to really get it.
- Well, you know, a lot of it was those nursing home cases.
- Yep.
- That's a horrific story, man.
- Again, people don't even talk about this.
It's so bizarre.
It was almost like a mini genocide, what they did.
- Well, they didn't know any better,
or they didn't know what to do, or...
What's weird is when, like, Cuomo goes on CNN
and talks to his brother, they don't even bring it up.
- Creepy.
I'm gonna tell you, I'm a proud Italian guy,
and I can't stand those two guys.
I mean, I really, really, truly dislike them.
The Cuomo brothers.
And I hate that people like them.
Oh, but their chemistry, they're good together.
It makes me mad.
- What makes you mad about it?
- They just are such fake, phony, frickin' just...
It just exudes fakeness to me.
- Well, if you have to be, if you're gonna be on CNN,
there's a certain amount of what you do
that's coordinated and programmed.
It's just how it is.
There's just a certain amount of it, you know?
But it seems like Andrew is, over time,
is having a hard time dealing with questions and shit.
Andrew's a big fuckin' guy, 'cause Chris is like 6'2".
- Chris is the one I dislike the most.
- Yeah, well...
- You know about him going out with the coronavirus
and all that, or not having it, or whatever he did.
- Well, he went to look at property that he was developing,
and some guy yelled at him, "You're supposed to be quarantining."
And he's like, "Fuck you!"
- Yeah.
- They got into it.
- On the live show, he's in his basement.
- Well, that was fake.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, like, "I'm finally coming out of the basement
for the first time."
But in his defense, that is what they would ask you to do.
They would make you do something like that
if you wanna work at CNN.
Like, if you wanna work...
Forget CNN.
If you wanna work on a television show,
and they know that this is an opportunity
to film you coming out of the basement,
they go, "Come on, Chris."
I was like, "Well, make it like you..."
He's like, "I've been out of the basement the whole time!"
There he is.
Ready, no?
Back down again?
Okay, we'll try it again.
One more time.
Chris, I'd like you to come up,
but this time just a little less enthusiastic.
Chris Cuomo returns from his basement quarantine.
- I don't wanna play the video.
- No, don't.
- What a doofus.
- It's so phony.
He gets up there and his whole family
has to play along with it.
Like, "Ugh, ugh."
Oh, here it is.
Finally, it's over.
I finally made it.
Please stop, stop, Jamie, don't make me.
- It's unbelievable.
- Don't make me.
- It's supposed to be an honest news network.
- Well, it's a program.
It's an entertainment program about the news.
That's really what it is.
And it's an opinion program about the news.
It's not like just like the AP, okay?
Like Associated Press.
You read stories in the Associated Press.
They're generally, like their tone is very,
it's neutral.
They're just explaining facts.
You know?
I try to read stuff that's just the facts.
And then I'll read opinions on both sides
to try to mess my head up.
- Yeah.
It's crazy.
CNN's gone haywire though, man.
I mean, they are just,
death is coming to all of us 24/7 a day,
no matter what is happening in the news.
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