Name: The Role Reversal of Men Getting Rich From Divorce
Uploaded: 2021-01-03T01:36:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Role Reversal of Men Getting Rich From Divorce' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Role Reversal of Men Getting Rich From Divorce' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-03. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- I kinda wish I had that with like a wife.
That's why I'm so scared of marriage.
Because you change so much from just high school to now,
or college to now, and then you get married
and then you change again maybe when you're 62,
and then you're stuck with this plus size lady,
and you don't know what the hell to do and how to get out,
and then you can't meet anybody new 'cause you're 62.
- That's the problem with the contract of marriage, right?
That's the problem is that it is a legal contract.
- It feels very antiquated.
- It is in a lot of ways.
It's very good for ensuring that there's like,
there's a bond that's not just your word.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's legal.
So if you do try to leave,
the woman at least has some sort of financial recourse.
In some case, the men.
Every now and then, one of us, we put one on the board.
- Right.
- Tom Arnold is our all-star, right?
- Right, right.
- The man who made money from divorces, he's the GOAT.
- Yeah, I think it's like when a black cop shoots a white guy.
I'm sure it's the same shit with the black community.
Or like when OJ won.
I lived in a black neighborhood, and I could hear the yelling,
and people were going nuts.
- Cheering.
- Every now and then, a guy wins.
Who else do we know of that has made money off of like a high profile divorce
where the woman had all the money?
- There's a new one that just came out with an actress that just divorced a guy,
and he was a nobody, and he's cleaning up, but I can't think of who it is.
- Yeah.
- Give that a goog, J-Mo.
I don't know how you would look that up, but...
- Yeah, how do you look that up?
- Guy killing it with hot actress wife.
Yeah, I don't know, but...
- There it is.
Oh, Kevin Federline.
Yes.
- Oh, there you go.
- You know what the thing is though?
Kevin got fat.
Like, he decided, fuck it, I'm going to get fat.
He was hot.
- He was a hunk.
- Handsome.
Hunk of burning love.
He had a six pack and looked great.
- Yeah, hot wigger.
- What is that what he looks like now?
- I don't know.
- Now he's very big.
- Oh, there he is, the bottom right.
Yeah, he's a chubster.
- Yeah, he got very big.
- That's not so bad though.
- Not too bad.
Got a little gut there.
That's Kreischer on a good day.
- Oh, Jesus, that's Kreischer never.
Oh my God, he was that big?
- Look at the clothing.
- Bro, he got big.
- That's pretty big.
- But also, you know, he's taking care of the kids
under a lot of stress.
- True, true.
It's funny how all that stuff rolls out the window
when it's like, when the tables flip.
You know, it's like, hey, women need their money.
And then when the guy's like, I need my money.
It's like, oh, what are you doing?
You're like, well, that's what you've been doing.
You know, it's like, how come when it flips,
now you're mad?
Ah, I'm a cunt.
You see what I'm saying?
- I do see what you're saying.
- But we don't have to get into it.
This is great coffee.
- Do you think that, I mean,
it's just the non-traditional roles, right?
And when a woman is killing it and she's making that money,
there's an understanding that more women
have been fucked over by men.
- Ah, okay.
Well, that's probably true.
- It is, it has to be.
- The beatings and the--
- Because it seems natural.
- Right, right.
- Like when you think about it,
like the woman gets the money, like, yup.
- Yeah.
- Seems natural.
- Yes.
- But if you think about the man gets the money,
like you're like, what?
Why does he want the money?
- It doesn't feel right.
- Right, it feels wrong.
- Which is so cool about comedy
because those things are imprinted in people.
- Yes.
- So when you make a joke the wrong way,
you make a fat guy joke, ha ha.
Make a fat lady joke, no, no.
- Right, exactly.
- And the audience will tell you that.
And so all the PC, all the tweets, all the bullshit,
you can tell me this shit all day,
but I got a focus group right here.
- Dude, I saved a body positivity meme
that someone tried to get out there for men with guts.
- Oh yeah.
- It was like a fat men, your body's beautiful.
- Right.
- Like get the fuck out of here.
They were trying it.
But you know this is not gonna work.
- It's not gonna work.
- This is not gonna work.
- Yeah.
- It only works on females.
- It's true, it's true.
Big is beautiful.
It's never about Chris Christie.
You know, it's about Lena Dunham or whoever the fuck.
- Exactly, exactly.
Well, there's, you know, it's,
and the feeling that they're getting from this
is a supportive feeling from other females.
Men would never support you for being a fat fuck.
Never.
- Never.
- Never.
They're never like, "Yeah, bro, who cares, man?
You look awesome with your fat gut."
Like never.
- Which is actually healthier.
I mean, it's a little meaner out of the gate,
but at least we're being honest.
We're keeping it real.
- Uh, yeah.
Or we're not letting them get away with something.
- Yeah, there you go.
That's what I'm saying.
- Your friends, if they love you,
they're not gonna let you get away with that.
They're like, "Bro, you are fat as fuck."
- Yeah.
- And you're like, "No, really?
Like, look at you."
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- And that's a friendly thing.
- Yes.
- You know, like if I had a fat son
and Corona was hitting,
I would be like, "Hey man,
like I don't care what you look like.
You can do your thing
and eat all the chocolate you want,
but I'm worried you'll get hit with the COVID more
because you're fat."
- And you will.
- And you will.
- Statistically.
- And then people are like,
"Hey, you can't talk to him like that.
That's bad."
I'm like, "I'm worried about my son.
Fuck you.
He could die."
If it's a woman, you'd be body shaming.
But when they try to say it's body shaming on a man,
it doesn't really stick.
- Right, it doesn't.
- It doesn't stick.
- It doesn't stick.
- What's going on here?
Kelly Clarkson's ex.
- That was the one.
That was the one.
- Brandon Blackstock seeking six-figure monthly payments.
Pow pow!
- Wow.
- Six figures.
How long were they married?
He wants 5.2 million a year.
A year.
A year.
He also requested Clarkson cover $2 million in attorney's fees.
Oh, my God.
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
That's insane.
- This guy's killing it.
- That's insane.
- Blackstock.
- But here's the thing.
The difference.
There's a great difference.
Seven-year marriage.
That's great.
But here's the...
Is he taking care of the children?
- Aha!
- Do they have children together?
- That is the question.
- 135 of the 436 was for child support.
- He needs child support money from her.
- On top of the three-hole one.
- Well, she's probably on the road a lot, you know?
She's a singer.
- Was he like the manager or some shit?
Was it one of those deals?
Because those deals get real tricky.
- Mm-hmm.
- When the man becomes the manager and then it's very
difficult for the woman to get away from the manager.
- Yeah.
- That's like in boyfriend-girlfriend deals
where the girlfriend's a singer
or in husband-wife when the...
- Yeah, or the dad.
- Was he?
- Google says he is an American talent manager, so...
- Oh!
- There you go.
You called him, Betty.
- If there was any question that some of those
motherfuckers or Weasley, those numbers...
- Yeah.
- ... show you.
- Yeah, definitely.
- Just to request that.
Oh, my God.
You want how much?
- I know.
All that management.
Joe Jackson was a psycho
and I think Jessica Simpson's dad was a real weirdo.
- He never obtained a license to legally operate
as a talent agent according to...
- Of course not.
He was fucking the client.
He didn't have to.
- There you go.
- All right.
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