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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mike Tyson's Infamous Lennox Lewis Press Conference' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-03. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience he's the I've told this story before but I'll tell it
to you he's the
reason why this table is this wide oh you're just nervous this table was gonna
be I was gonna make
it more narrow I even had a smaller table that we were working with as a guide
yeah and then we're
still doing the shows back in LA we're setting up this studio I did an
interview with Tyson and he
was so amped up for this Roy Jones fight that I got nervous I'm like I like
that extra six inches
that's hilarious space between us because he was so ramped up oh man when he
left Jamie goes that's
a totally different person yeah because he went from being Mike Tyson pot grower
right not working
out at all to get ready to go to combat again get ready to fucking throw hands
yeah yeah he was so
amped up and you we've all watched the video where he calls that photographer
out he's like I'll fucking
eat your ass you bitch I'll make you love me yeah I watched that I'm like ah he
said I'll fuck you
until you love me wow where does that come from that's an inner demon that's
letting a dude know
he's gonna be fucking him for a long time yeah but it's a weird jump because he's
not actually
gonna fuck the guy he's gonna beat the shit out of him he might he might if he
decides to that's his
call that's what it that's what it is yeah that's what it is when he's yelling
that at you he's letting
you know if I decide to yeah you're not I'll fuck you until you love me that is
like one of the deepest
darkest things a person's ever said to somebody that haunts me at night
terrifying but us back then
I mean he was in his prime oh yeah that was that was you know post prison I
think that was the Lennox
Lewis fight I believe that was the press conference for the Lennox Lewis fight
so that wasn't exactly
prime but we didn't know that yet he was kind of still in the area of like you'd
already lost to
Buster Douglas right he might have already lost to Evander Holyfield I think he
did it's don't know
it's just amazing to this people on this planet who are like oh I'll fight that
guy they're looking at
video footage of this fucking killer and they're like yeah I'll take him there's
a lot of killers
out there I know they always want to be the man who beats the man that's what
it is that gives me
hope I know we call it toxic masculinity or whatever the hell evil men but it
it's amazing that somebody
would want to go toe-to-toe with this fucking monster what is this about this
is a different
I know it is this is I'll eat your children oh this is a different one yeah
play this
uh jamo jamie the covet has really hurt you I think you've been slacking since
yeah I don't know
something's wrong by the way quite a hog on jamo I saw it in the sweatpants
yeah quite a piece you got
there there you go man he's not denying it either he's smiling he's all red now
look oh my god you look
like the walls no get it out there get it out tell them imagine if they come up
with a with a hog
implant that's like uh legitimate legitimate like good to go everyone
universally accepted the way
fake boobs are accepted yeah because fake boobs are basically normal no one
says listen you got a great
personality but this is bullshit girls in high school are doing that shit oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah
legal how is that well you know you hit 18 or whatever oh god but yeah I feel
like it should
be 21 before you do something like that yeah but man would I kill for a huge
dong how big would you
want well you're you're there's rumors about your uh your cock and balls there
but uh I used to have
a bit about big dick pills yeah if there was big dick pills it would take about
30 seconds for the
first guy diving overdose no one's gonna take just one if a pill makes your
dick bigger
we'd be thinking like how many do I take before I get a stroke give me one less
right that and let's
fucking do this I'm like it would change the shape of vaginas because there
would be no regular dicks
anymore within there we go here we go with Mike Tyson who's standing by with
Jim Gray Jim yeah okay
thank you Steve Mike was that your shortest fight ever I've been witness there's
only one god and
Muhammad blessed and peace be upon him as a prophet I dedicate this fight to my
brother Darryl
Baum who died I'll be there to see you I love you with all my heart all praise
be to my children I
love you oh oh god I'm man what is this your shortest fight ever in any time
amateur professional
watch him great hanging in there yeah um I don't know man yeah yeah Lennox
Lewis Lennox I'm coming
for you Mike is it frustrating to train like you did and then have this in
seven or eight seconds
for this fight I only trained probably two weeks or three weeks for this fight
I had to bury my best
friend and I dedicated this fight I wasn't going to fight I dedicated this
fight to him I was going to
rip his heart out I'm the best ever I'm the most brutal in Michigan most
ruthless champion
there's ever been there's no one can stop me links is a conqueror no I'm
Alexander he's no Alexander
I'm the best ever there's never been anybody I'm sorry listen I'm Jack Dempsey
there's no one like
I'm from Nairclaw there's no one that can match me my style is impetuous my
defense is impregnable
and I'm just ferocious I want your heart I want to eat his children praise be
to Allah
whoa that's the craziest post-fight speech of all time yeah there is no second
place no he's got great
writers holy come on and even the ways my style is impetuous my defense is impregnable
yeah it was
just bam I'm Sonny Liston I'm Jack Dempsey I'm from their cloth whoo
he got to there from the easiest question it was a yes or no question is this
the shortest fight all he
had to say was yep or nah and he just went all the way to left field that was
amazing yeah that was
heavy that was heavy I would I mean could you be in his andourage because he
seems like a guy who
could just flip on a dime and you just like hey you want the Funyuns I'll
fucking kill you you're like
oh shit I'm sorry I've been best friends for 30 years yeah I don't know if he
would be like that
when I've met him he's been very nice and very friendly to everybody but I
think when you're a
dude that's that fucking driven and that maniacal when you're at your best I
mean he was you got to
realize like throughout his life all of his great success came from his ability
to be ferocious all of
it right I mean the whole success of his fighting career came from his skill
his technique and his
ability in the heat of the moment to be ferocious yeah so he's just geared up
for that I know there
it is right this is this is the other one though the braw until you love me
yeah oh god that guy must
been trembling
heavy how do you go back to the green room with that guy you uh you go uh you're
right mike yeah
good point well said uh well said I think you did everything perfect let's get
out of here if I was
if I was that punk ass white boy I would have been running out the fire exit
that guy still to this
day probably if he's still alive probably wakes up in the middle of the night
yeah like thinking of
mike tyson over his bed oh I love you I love you punching him in the face holy
but again like the
in the context of a regular life that is uh outrageous behavior that you never
expect from anybody but in the
context of a life where you're rewarded for being the most ferocious and you're
ruthlessly successful at doing that like that is normal this is like it you
like you look at his
fights the the stoppage of trevor burbick to win the title you look at his
destruction of tyrell biggs
and marvis frazier and you go through his career and of course he's got that in
him that's how he can turn it
on but that feels like more there's more there that's why he's one of the
greatest I agree ever
lace up the gloves but it seems like there was some real trauma like something
we don't know
about a hundred percent yeah he'll tell he talked about that trauma but that
trauma is also what
motivated right to be so great right see the thing about a guy like him is like
you you can't get there
any other way he was not it wasn't that it was just skillful and just
competitive and just
unbelievably technically proficient in the art of smashing people with your
fists yeah
he also had an extra gear oh yeah other people didn't have he was you know and
he was even
hypnotized when he was a young boy really yeah custom motto uh he was telling
me the whole story
of it on the podcast that custom motto took him when he was a young boy you got
to realize he's like 13 years
about one of the greatest minds in the history of boxing right custom motto was
uh he was a hypnotist
he was he he really understood psychology like deeply and he was one of the
great boxing trainers
he trained floyd patterson jose torres like world champions he's in the game
forever yeah and he was
always looking for that one great fighter and he found it in this 13 year old
kid and he knew right away
because this 13 year old kid was 190 pounds 13 yeah 190 jacked at 13 and just
had incredible natural
ability and drive yeah was getting praised for doing something finally whereas
all of his life right
shit on and dismissed and locked in jail and all this different stuff now all
of a sudden he's getting
praised for it and then he's getting hypnotized he's getting hypnotized by this
guy who's telling him
you don't exist only the task exists don't fill your mind with thoughts of
yourself and good or bad or
i'm a bad person i'm a good person you don't exist you just you are the task
and you move forward you
attack yeah jesus when he was saying that you don't exist like think of that
just the task exists so he's
got him so focused on on going out there and attacking that person the other
person has all these doubts and
fears and this and that all this in their mind but he's trained to think like a
locomotion just a train
yeah just coming at you you're not going to stop him he's just going to figure
out he's not he's not
filled with self-doubt he's filled with confidence he's filled with knowing at
the end of him smash
you in the face you're going to be lying on your back and he's going to get
that amazing good feeling
that he gets every time he does this right so every time he smashes people he
gets this incredible
feeling so he's dedicated just like we were talking about lazy comics that lazy
comics can become
like actually disciplined when they want to get their act together to do stand-up
a fighter is so
motivated by that great feeling of winning of winning that you just become the
more you feel it the more
you want it and the more disciplined you get and the more you drive towards it
and that was him i know
plus then you had that guy with all that hypnotic and then fame and then money
i mean that's a bad
gumbo it's a bad gumbo and look look what happened well he's okay now all right
he came out on the
other side uh an interesting person he really did that's true a lot of people
come out of it particularly
before the fight um you know like before he had signed on to the fight the
first time i met him and
talked to him i'd met him before the ufc but the first time i talked to him on
the podcast he was a
interesting guy he's like a very thoughtful person he thinks a lot about things
but then he's got that
switch and he turned that switch on before the roy jones fight uh-huh you can
tell which i think he won
yeah if it was a decision yeah for sure but there was no decisions you know i
was trying to see if
anybody knew who mike was yelling at in the crowd there oh so i googled and
look who was uh in the crowd
doing a special report live he was doing it for the tonight show with jay leno
he's like a whole
week oh my god good eye jamer like talking to tons of people look how skinny
davis what a gig he's a
young young dave you gotta bring this up when you see him tonight this is
amazing lennox i don't think
there's a part where he's talking to mike here at least but probably for safety
he may or may not
have been the guy who's yelling that no no he's a white boy oh okay okay okay
and dave would never
yell out a no no no i know i was just there's joking online he was yelling at jim
brewer that's
amazing that's amazing it's a lot of people are listening they're like who you're
talking about
dave chapelle right right a skinny young very young dave chapelle and they're
playing rock paper scissors
he just jacked lennox lewis rock paper scissors i got the chance remember you
were a young comic
you'd take these weird gigs yeah east coast bitch that is hilarious wow you
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Mike Tyson's Infamous Lennox Lewis Press Conference

the Joe Rogan experience he's the I've told this story before but I'll tell it
to you he's the
reason why this table is this wide oh you're just nervous this table was gonna
be I was gonna make
it more narrow I even had a smaller table that we were working with as a guide
yeah and then we're
still doing the shows back in LA we're setting up this studio I did an
interview with Tyson and he
was so amped up for this Roy Jones fight that I got nervous I'm like I like
that extra six inches
that's hilarious space between us because he was so ramped up oh man when he
left Jamie goes that's
a totally different person yeah because he went from being Mike Tyson pot grower
right not working
out at all to get ready to go to combat again get ready to fucking throw hands
yeah yeah he was so
amped up and you we've all watched the video where he calls that photographer
out he's like I'll fucking
eat your ass you bitch I'll make you love me yeah I watched that I'm like ah he
said I'll fuck you
until you love me wow where does that come from that's an inner demon that's
letting a dude know
he's gonna be fucking him for a long time yeah but it's a weird jump because he's
not actually
gonna fuck the guy he's gonna beat the shit out of him he might he might if he
decides to that's his
call that's what it that's what it is yeah that's what it is when he's yelling
that at you he's letting
you know if I decide to yeah you're not I'll fuck you until you love me that is
like one of the deepest
darkest things a person's ever said to somebody that haunts me at night
terrifying but us back then
I mean he was in his prime oh yeah that was that was you know post prison I
think that was the Lennox
Lewis fight I believe that was the press conference for the Lennox Lewis fight
so that wasn't exactly
prime but we didn't know that yet he was kind of still in the area of like you'd
already lost to
Buster Douglas right he might have already lost to Evander Holyfield I think he
did it's don't know
it's just amazing to this people on this planet who are like oh I'll fight that
guy they're looking at
video footage of this fucking killer and they're like yeah I'll take him there's
a lot of killers
out there I know they always want to be the man who beats the man that's what
it is that gives me
hope I know we call it toxic masculinity or whatever the hell evil men but it
it's amazing that somebody
would want to go toe-to-toe with this fucking monster what is this about this
is a different
I know it is this is I'll eat your children oh this is a different one yeah
play this
uh jamo jamie the covet has really hurt you I think you've been slacking since
yeah I don't know
something's wrong by the way quite a hog on jamo I saw it in the sweatpants
yeah quite a piece you got
there there you go man he's not denying it either he's smiling he's all red now
look oh my god you look
like the walls no get it out there get it out tell them imagine if they come up
with a with a hog
implant that's like uh legitimate legitimate like good to go everyone
universally accepted the way
fake boobs are accepted yeah because fake boobs are basically normal no one
says listen you got a great
personality but this is bullshit girls in high school are doing that shit oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah
legal how is that well you know you hit 18 or whatever oh god but yeah I feel
like it should
be 21 before you do something like that yeah but man would I kill for a huge
dong how big would you
want well you're you're there's rumors about your uh your cock and balls there
but uh I used to have
a bit about big dick pills yeah if there was big dick pills it would take about
30 seconds for the
first guy diving overdose no one's gonna take just one if a pill makes your
dick bigger
we'd be thinking like how many do I take before I get a stroke give me one less
right that and let's
fucking do this I'm like it would change the shape of vaginas because there
would be no regular dicks
anymore within there we go here we go with Mike Tyson who's standing by with
Jim Gray Jim yeah okay
thank you Steve Mike was that your shortest fight ever I've been witness there's
only one god and
Muhammad blessed and peace be upon him as a prophet I dedicate this fight to my
brother Darryl
Baum who died I'll be there to see you I love you with all my heart all praise
be to my children I
love you oh oh god I'm man what is this your shortest fight ever in any time
amateur professional
watch him great hanging in there yeah um I don't know man yeah yeah Lennox
Lewis Lennox I'm coming
for you Mike is it frustrating to train like you did and then have this in
seven or eight seconds
for this fight I only trained probably two weeks or three weeks for this fight
I had to bury my best
friend and I dedicated this fight I wasn't going to fight I dedicated this
fight to him I was going to
rip his heart out I'm the best ever I'm the most brutal in Michigan most
ruthless champion
there's ever been there's no one can stop me links is a conqueror no I'm
Alexander he's no Alexander
I'm the best ever there's never been anybody I'm sorry listen I'm Jack Dempsey
there's no one like
I'm from Nairclaw there's no one that can match me my style is impetuous my
defense is impregnable
and I'm just ferocious I want your heart I want to eat his children praise be
to Allah
whoa that's the craziest post-fight speech of all time yeah there is no second
place no he's got great
writers holy come on and even the ways my style is impetuous my defense is impregnable
yeah it was
just bam I'm Sonny Liston I'm Jack Dempsey I'm from their cloth whoo
he got to there from the easiest question it was a yes or no question is this
the shortest fight all he
had to say was yep or nah and he just went all the way to left field that was
amazing yeah that was
heavy that was heavy I would I mean could you be in his andourage because he
seems like a guy who
could just flip on a dime and you just like hey you want the Funyuns I'll
fucking kill you you're like
oh shit I'm sorry I've been best friends for 30 years yeah I don't know if he
would be like that
when I've met him he's been very nice and very friendly to everybody but I
think when you're a
dude that's that fucking driven and that maniacal when you're at your best I
mean he was you got to
realize like throughout his life all of his great success came from his ability
to be ferocious all of
it right I mean the whole success of his fighting career came from his skill
his technique and his
ability in the heat of the moment to be ferocious yeah so he's just geared up
for that I know there
it is right this is this is the other one though the braw until you love me
yeah oh god that guy must
been trembling
heavy how do you go back to the green room with that guy you uh you go uh you're
right mike yeah
good point well said uh well said I think you did everything perfect let's get
out of here if I was
if I was that punk ass white boy I would have been running out the fire exit
that guy still to this
day probably if he's still alive probably wakes up in the middle of the night
yeah like thinking of
mike tyson over his bed oh I love you I love you punching him in the face holy
but again like the
in the context of a regular life that is uh outrageous behavior that you never
expect from anybody but in the
context of a life where you're rewarded for being the most ferocious and you're
ruthlessly successful at doing that like that is normal this is like it you
like you look at his
fights the the stoppage of trevor burbick to win the title you look at his
destruction of tyrell biggs
and marvis frazier and you go through his career and of course he's got that in
him that's how he can turn it
on but that feels like more there's more there that's why he's one of the
greatest I agree ever
lace up the gloves but it seems like there was some real trauma like something
we don't know
about a hundred percent yeah he'll tell he talked about that trauma but that
trauma is also what
motivated right to be so great right see the thing about a guy like him is like
you you can't get there
any other way he was not it wasn't that it was just skillful and just
competitive and just
unbelievably technically proficient in the art of smashing people with your
fists yeah
he also had an extra gear oh yeah other people didn't have he was you know and
he was even
hypnotized when he was a young boy really yeah custom motto uh he was telling
me the whole story
of it on the podcast that custom motto took him when he was a young boy you got
to realize he's like 13 years
about one of the greatest minds in the history of boxing right custom motto was
uh he was a hypnotist
he was he he really understood psychology like deeply and he was one of the
great boxing trainers
he trained floyd patterson jose torres like world champions he's in the game
forever yeah and he was
always looking for that one great fighter and he found it in this 13 year old
kid and he knew right away
because this 13 year old kid was 190 pounds 13 yeah 190 jacked at 13 and just
had incredible natural
ability and drive yeah was getting praised for doing something finally whereas
all of his life right
shit on and dismissed and locked in jail and all this different stuff now all
of a sudden he's getting
praised for it and then he's getting hypnotized he's getting hypnotized by this
guy who's telling him
you don't exist only the task exists don't fill your mind with thoughts of
yourself and good or bad or
i'm a bad person i'm a good person you don't exist you just you are the task
and you move forward you
attack yeah jesus when he was saying that you don't exist like think of that
just the task exists so he's
got him so focused on on going out there and attacking that person the other
person has all these doubts and
fears and this and that all this in their mind but he's trained to think like a
locomotion just a train
yeah just coming at you you're not going to stop him he's just going to figure
out he's not he's not
filled with self-doubt he's filled with confidence he's filled with knowing at
the end of him smash
you in the face you're going to be lying on your back and he's going to get
that amazing good feeling
that he gets every time he does this right so every time he smashes people he
gets this incredible
feeling so he's dedicated just like we were talking about lazy comics that lazy
comics can become
like actually disciplined when they want to get their act together to do stand-up
a fighter is so
motivated by that great feeling of winning of winning that you just become the
more you feel it the more
you want it and the more disciplined you get and the more you drive towards it
and that was him i know
plus then you had that guy with all that hypnotic and then fame and then money
i mean that's a bad
gumbo it's a bad gumbo and look look what happened well he's okay now all right
he came out on the
other side uh an interesting person he really did that's true a lot of people
come out of it particularly
before the fight um you know like before he had signed on to the fight the
first time i met him and
talked to him i'd met him before the ufc but the first time i talked to him on
the podcast he was a
interesting guy he's like a very thoughtful person he thinks a lot about things
but then he's got that
switch and he turned that switch on before the roy jones fight uh-huh you can
tell which i think he won
yeah if it was a decision yeah for sure but there was no decisions you know i
was trying to see if
anybody knew who mike was yelling at in the crowd there oh so i googled and
look who was uh in the crowd
doing a special report live he was doing it for the tonight show with jay leno
he's like a whole
week oh my god good eye jamer like talking to tons of people look how skinny
davis what a gig he's a
young young dave you gotta bring this up when you see him tonight this is
amazing lennox i don't think
there's a part where he's talking to mike here at least but p