Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1589 - Dr. Mark Gordon & Andrew Marr
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1589 - Dr. Mark Gordon & Andrew Marr' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1589 - Dr. Mark Gordon & Andrew Marr

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Gentlemen, good to see you.
Hey.
No mention of your mustache.
I'm not even going to bring it up.
No, absolutely nothing.
Mark's mustache looks good, and I'm happy to be here, Joe.
Well, I like the fact that you trimmed it down.
You had the crazy, bushy, the full fucking spec-op beard.
Grizzly Adams.
Yeah, and you went with the porn stash.
That's it?
Yes.
Nothing more?
Tom Selleck?
Who else?
It's a very good Tom Selleck.
Thank you.
What is the guy that has the coffee?
The guy from Colombia?
Juan Valdez.
Didn't Juan Valdez have a porn stash as well?
Oh, he did.
I believe so.
I don't know why.
It's just full and bushy.
I don't know why I came up with Juan Valdez, but I think it's because of the
coffee.
You poured the coffee.
You got the stash.
Stashes used to be a thing.
It used to be a full-on thing, and it just stopped being a thing.
There he is.
All right.
That's it.
Si, senor.
It's a Juan Valdez.
Carlos Sanchez.
Carlos Sanchez is the real guy.
So he's Juan Valdez.
How long did you rock your mustache, Joe?
For about 30 seconds.
Mrs. Rogan was having no fucking part of it.
I had a full beard, and I shaved everything but the stash.
I go, I'm thinking about kipping this.
What do you think?
Some women like mustaches.
Yeah, I like my door at home.
Lesbians.
Because my kids have threatened to come in and cut it off.
The women who like mustaches hate men.
They just want you to look like a dork.
They're like, go ahead.
Wear that, stupid.
That's what happened with mine.
Becky snuck up while I was sleeping, put the clippers right under my nose
because I'm a light sleeper,
and then turn it on, clip my mustache just like that.
All they have to do is just cut it off on the sides and give you a Hitler.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're done.
That's good.
You're done.
Yeah.
The girls keep on complaining that it makes me look old.
I say I am old.
I'm 68.
You know?
So I feel young.
It's the style, right?
It's a style thing.
Absolutely.
You don't like the style.
I like the porn stash.
I like that.
Yeah, but even porn stars don't wear them anymore.
It's like an 80s porn stash thing.
I'm stuck in the 80s.
It's retro.
Yeah, it's good.
It's so great.
One guy was a famous guy who wore the porn stash who went into real estate.
Harry...
God damn it.
I'm trying to remember his name.
Ron Jeremy?
Reams?
Harry Reams?
Harry Reams.
Yeah, Reams.
Yeah, he was like a famous porn star in the 80s, in the heyday, back in the
bush days,
and not George W.
And then he...
There he is.
Uh-huh.
Harry Reams.
Oh, yeah.
And he went on to be very successful.
That's like Mr. Atlas.
He's moving out here.
Oh, I said be careful zooming out here.
Above the waist.
Above the waist.
I thought you said he's moving out here.
I'm like, fucking everybody's moving out here.
Jesus Christ.
Famous porn star Harry Reams.
There it is.
There you go.
Jeez.
I like that one.
So, gentlemen.
Anyway.
Yes, sir.
Good to see you.
We're in Texas.
Always great to be here with you.
Yeah, welcome.
Yeah, and another mover.
You're a mover here as well.
Yep.
Spent last month with his parents looking for a house, and I think we've found
a nice house
to move into in Spring, Texas.
What pushed you over the edge?
All the bullshit going on in California.
The laws, the restrictions, the taxes, 13.3%.
The governor, the mayor, the congressmen, the senators.
Is that enough?
Yeah, that's enough.
Okay, good.
I second all that.
That's what moved.
But as a doctor, when you look at the lockdowns, this is where it gets really
controversial,
right?
Because people are saying that the whole reason for doing this is to protect
people because
the emergency rooms are overcrowded, and you don't think that's a suitable...
No, I think restrictions of our rights is a key issue there.
You know, in looking, contrasting what has been going on in Texas outside of
Austin, but
in Houston and other places, they're reasonable.
Abbott has been very reasonable about certain factors that I love.
We're a law-abiding state, okay?
We believe in individual rights.
California is the opposite.
Yeah.
How can you live pleasantly, regardless of what occupation you're in, how can
you live
there, understanding that every movement that you're doing is under
surveillance?
Cops are coming to your house during Thanksgiving, or...
Is that happening, though?
I know there's something happening in Canada.
It was a really disturbing thing.
Did you see about that?
I did see in Canada.
They came in, like, full fucking Gestapo mode.
Just a family.
Yeah.
They had five people in the house or something like that, and people ratted
them out.
It's just, as soon as you make something a law, and then you send cops out to
enforce that,
and the cops think they're justified, and you get a few dumb cops, and then
they do something
like this.
It just lets everybody know, like, oh, this is why it's dangerous to have too
many restrictions.
Correct.
Because then you have people that have to enforce those restrictions.
Right.
And they're not doing their job.
I mean, the sheriff and the head of police in California or in Los Angeles came
out and
said they wouldn't uphold the restrictions that Newsom was putting in, I think,
in San Francisco
also, because it would take them away from...
Orange County.
Orange County.
It would take them away from their ability to do the real work, protecting the
citizens,
not arresting them.
Yeah, it's...
You know, what happened in Staten Island is just mind-boggling, with that the
restaurateur
was arrested and given a $10,000 a day fine for having his restaurant open.
He was social distancing.
He had the shields and protection.
Everyone was wearing a mask.
But because they had locked down Staten Island so tightly, you know, they're
devastating all
the businesses there.
But he went up against it.
It just seems to me that the amount of money that it would have cost to open up
new ICU rooms
and figure out a way to staff them would have been far less than the amount of
money that
it's costing all these people to lose their businesses, all these people to
stop working.
It just seems rational that, like, the amount of money...
You could have figured out a way to tax people.
Like, say, hey, we're going to let everybody open up, but we need a temporary
tax on sales
of whatever that'll just go to help this.
And people probably would have said, okay, well, it'll just keep...
And give people the opportunity.
Like, you have your options.
You have your rights.
You can choose to go to work, choose to go to these restaurants, choose to go
to these
bars, and we'll figure out some way to open up more...
Wasn't New York City doing something like that?
I don't know.
Were they?
I think they were doing some...
In restaurants, they were adding a small amount of additional tax to compensate
for the
COVID...
Well, even they shut down indoor dining.
Yeah, completely.
But at least they have outdoor dining, which is hilarious.
New York has it, and it's fucking freezing and snowing.
L.A. doesn't have it.
And then the woman who votes, it's one woman who decides to shut everything
down, goes to
dinner outside the day she does it, and lied, and said the reason why she was
doing it is
because it's her favorite restaurant, and she wanted to say she was sorry to
the staff and
apologized for what they had to do.
Didn't talk to anybody there.
Full-on lie.
The people who work there are going, she didn't talk to us.
Rules don't count for them.
It's just...
I get that people want to stay safe, but as a doctor, does this make sense to
you?
No.
And, you know, on my list, I have a couple of the articles.
It doesn't make sense.
When you look at California in the repetitive manner in which they put a
lockdown, we should
see if it's effective.
The numbers of cases dropping, but they're not.
They're going up.
So what does it tell us?
It tells us that the masks aren't working.
The six feet of separation is not working.
There's some other element that's out there that's creating, you know, negating
all the
protective modalities that they're doing.
So why lock down, you know, the state?
Allow people to have their employment.
But aren't...
Check me if I'm wrong, but haven't cases gone down over the last two weeks
since everything's
been completely locked up?
No, they've been...
One day they went up, I know, and I saw that yesterday.
Spike.
Newsom said there's going to be a surge on top of a surge if they're waiting
for it.
And they're talking about...
How much do you know?
I don't know.
Because he's a doctor.
He's the grand poobah.
That's it.
Are they using the PCR test to validate that?
That's a huge question.
They're using the PCR test and they're using the rapid one.
But, you know, they're not as...
They're not accurate.
They're not accurate.
They're just something we have now to utilize and then put a lot of credibility
on it.
The difference between the different PCR testing is that...
So there's a spike around Christmas time, which is supposedly due to what?
Is the idea that it's due to gatherings?
Is it...
Because they were trying to say that it was related to Thanksgiving.
So between October, November, end of November...
Yeah, it's 30 days.
It's 30 days.
But if you look at it, it seems like two weeks after the end of November.
That would make sense, right?
That would be right around...
Show me like...
Yeah, well, that's longer than two weeks, right?
Because it seems like it kicked in.
The spikes kicked in right around...
Well, what is the first big spike right there?
What is that?
The 16th.
Well, that's kind of two weeks.
That's two weeks-ish.
I would want to know what cycles they're testing on, if there's any changes at
the PCR test.
I believe this is hospitalizations, though, right?
Or is this new cases?
This new cases.
Yeah.
It's not good.
But, you know, someone pointed out that the CDC website has finally got
information on it about vitamin D and some other things.
They just put it on there, just in December.
We're just like, Jesus, guys, nine months into a fucking pandemic, and you just
started putting things on about vitamins and the importance of nutrition?
Right.
And that's one of the issues that they're really missing is nutritional.
I think I was sharing with you earlier about in India, which has four times the
amount of population as the United States, they've only recorded 167.
I have a slide up there.
167,000 people.
And it's because in their nutrition, they have things that carry the protective
zinc into the cell, which are called inophores, which is hydrochloroquine is
one of them, quercetin, EGCG, which is the green extract from green tea extract.
Of course, then, as I said, and bismuth.
We need to have a carrier to bring charged particles into our cells like zinc,
magnesium, and so forth.
So zinc, Dr. Saluth out of Johns Hopkins did a beautiful dissertation where he
showed that when zinc is inside the cell and you get the COVID genome being
injected, there's a protein which is replicase.
Well, zinc inhibits the replicase's ability to take over our cell's mechanism
for generating more viral genome particles.
So zinc is what stops it.
I mean, for the past 25 years in our practice, we use zinc as a means of
slowing down the conversion of testosterone to estradiol.
Well, it turns out that that has protected our patient population.
With our population being what it is, we've only had one person get COVID out
of the entire group.
And that's because they've all been on quercetin, which is a means of
increasing energy production.
And I'll tell you honestly, I didn't know that it was an inophore until just a
year ago.
But it carried the zinc that they were taking.
The reason they were taking quercetin is because it upregulates ATP, the energy
molecule of the body.
Didn't you also say that quercetin has some sort of a nootropic effect as well?
Yeah.
In the brain, it drops inflammation.
You know, the way that we lose our cogniti