Name: Joe Thinks Daniel Craig is the Best James Bond
Uploaded: 2021-01-26T19:21:35.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Thinks Daniel Craig is the Best James Bond' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-26. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience or what like what fucking new movie with James Bond
when's that bitch coming out I want to see James Bond win again I want to see
James Bond win I'm tired of waiting you need to be James Bond dude I'm not
interested in James Bond that's not what I'm saying he's been dropping his
James Bond
he wasn't even James Bond I do not want to be a spy yeah I'm a Roger Moore guy
I
do love those movies me too who is your favorite Bond Daniel Craig by a mile
really by a goddamn country mile the only thing that separates people from my
opinion is nostalgia if you just looked at it objectively if I said which one
of
these motherfuckers really looks like he can kill people there's one answer it's
Daniel Craig you don't really think that Timothy Dalton's out there nuking no
not
to fuckers and no it's stabbing people Roger Moore is fantastic but you don't
believe that Roger Moore is like legitimately out there fucking people you
don't know look he's got that dead Ken like Barbie and Ken listen to me he's
a Barbie you got two options you got Sean Connery if you're being dishonest and
you
want nostalgia who doesn't love Sean Connery I love Sean Connery but it's just
like the difference between going back to like the early days of like Jim Jeffries
being the heavyweight champion of the world versus Mike Tyson the newer ones
are
better you might decide who Jim Jeffries was the old days John L Sullivan with
his
mustache how long do you think John L Sullivan would survive with a prime time
Mike Tyson how
many seconds that would be the bet how many seconds does he live from my place
it
just fucking crushes his skull look at Roger Moore that's a robot though Roger
Moore is a robot alien you got two options if you're being honest it doesn't it's
not it's not disrespectful for Roger Moore it's not
disrespectful for Tim Dalton I don't even know who some of these guys are you
got two options look at the Pixar one you got that real Sean Connery if you're
a silly bitch and you got Daniel Craig if you're being honest Sean Connery is a
wonderful actor but if I had a choice if I the two of them are locked in a room
who's gonna live Sean Connery or Daniel Craig Daniel Craig's gonna kill Sean
Connery I'm so sad to announce to everybody that loved that it's not
disrespectful for Tim Dalton I'm not disrespectful for Tim Dalton I don't even
know who some of these guys are you got two options
look at the Pixar one you got Sean Connery if you got Sean Connery if you're a
silly bitch and you got Daniel Craig if you're being honest Sean Connery is a
wonderful actor but if I had a choice if I the two of them are locked in a room
who's gonna live Sean Connery or Daniel Craig Daniel Craig's gonna kill Sean
Connery I'm so sad to announce to everybody that loved that interview where he
talked to Barbara Walters about smacking chicks
I disagree that's Indiana Jones' father
I know
I know
like he was great
it was a different time
it was a different time
Daniel Craig looks like he can legitimately kill people
he's the only one
like if you asked me
if there's a fight to the death
between all those guys
one on one fight to the Daniel Craig
he's gonna win
I'm so sorry
I never got into that guy
he's the only one that seems like a real killer
he's like a tortured guy
it's a good
the problem with
this is the problem
is that the first one
is 007
or the last one
the most recent one
yeah
here's the problem
here's the problem
it's almost like
if you want to
if you're
if you're a person
just wants to look at this
objectively
you have to separate yourself
from all the other James Bonds
you have to pretend they don't exist
and you have to look at this
as an individual occurrence
like him as James Bond
is a new thing
let's look at what that is
well it really does seem like
there's this dude
who's not perfect
like there was a girl
who was like
threatening him
talking about shooting him
in his good knee
like she knew which knee
was fucked up
right
he's not perfect
right
he gets drunk
he's killing people
he's having all these
romantic affairs
with spies and shit
and barely surviving
but as an individual entity
as the James Bond
who's better than him
who's better
if you really want to be honest
you grew up with Roger Moore
but you knew about Sean Connery
yeah but do you think
you only like him
because he's the most realistic
because it's the most recent
no
no because he's the best
he's the best
it just gets faker and faker
listen to me
if he existed
and then if Sean Connery
or no
how about this
this is honest
if he existed
and then Tim Dalton
came on after him
is that Tim Dalton
yes
Timothy Dalton
Timothy Dalton
if he came on after that guy
it wouldn't work out
it wouldn't work
it was a different
James Bond back then
when Timothy Dalton was on
he was perfect for it
it was like this kind of
campy
fun thing
where the dude
like dressed real nice
it didn't have to be realistic
he always won
ooh smooth spy
how have martini
bone
James Bond
and everyone's like
yay
we win
right
it was ridiculous
it was like Karate Kid
right
right
yep
it was ridiculous
but
if you came to
like
a contest
where
who seems like a real killer
there's one answer
it's Daniel Craig
that's a real killer
that's a person who kills people
he nailed it
the other people are like
Timothy Dalton's killing people
are you sure
yeah
it started
it sounds like
it makes
a lot of
the stakes
matter here
like the
how good the movie is
yes
the action movie
if they made an
Austin Powers
type movie
Daniel Craig doesn't fit
right
they're starting to like
slow down and joke
and he's not shooting
no no
he'd be terrible for that
because Roger Moore
was more comedic
like remember Roger Moore
they walked onto the set
of the fake moon landing
there was like
do you remember that episode
it was one of
one of his movies
they accidentally
burst into the set
of people faking
the moon landing
and Roger Moore
I forget which one it was
it was that
Austin Powers
no dude
I'm telling you
it was hilarious
it was hilarious
what was that one
see Roger Moore
was a different movie
it doesn't mean
that those movies
weren't great
because when I was a kid
they were great
what it means is
Roger Moore man
yeah
oh diamonds are forever
1971
so that was before
they killed
the moon landing program
they did it from 69
to I believe
they did it at 72
so Roger Moore
probably
was a part of how
they killed
the moon landing program
was that Don Knotts
is that Don Knotts
as a cop
look how crazy this is
see this was like
a totally
oh so this is Sean Connery
oh it's not even
Roger Moore
oh my god I'm wrong
I thought it was
by this time
it was Roger Moore
yeah this was that
HBO in the early 80s
what a handsome
bastard he was
he was so handsome
where is he going in that
what year did
look at that
the cops are running out there
and he's got like a
fucking moon rover
he's driving away
to get away from the cops
oh he's gonna drive
through the wall
oh Jesus
so he's on
the fake moon landing
set he escapes
bro this is crazy
this is crazy
and there's Don Knotts
right
wow
where's Jackie Gleason
I'll tell you boy
yeah Jackie Gleason
remember Jackie Gleason
yeah
and fucking Smokey
and the Bandit
that was a great clip
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