Name: Joe Watches Tom Segura's Dunk Video
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Watches Tom Segura's Dunk Video' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-04. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
I used to actually touch the rim, I almost dunk, but my knees was like yo, I
don't care
what you put on them fam, we ain't doing it.
Did you see the Tom Segura dunk?
No.
You didn't see what happened?
No.
Oh, I gotta show you something.
Tom Segura went to dunk and as he's running towards the net, he blows out his patella
tendon as he's leaping up in the air, his knee blows out and then he falls and
lands
on his arm, snaps his arm in half.
So he blew out his knee and his arm all in one terrible maneuver and they did
it all
on video.
Him and Bert were having a dunk competition and now Tom has, he's got this
thing on his
hand because his nerves got damaged and he's, watch this, no, no, he's not.
Okay.
Watch this.
Boom.
Look at the arm breaks.
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
His arm.
His arm.
His arm.
Ah, dude.
You okay?
You okay?
Can you call 911?
Can you call 911?
I've never seen anyone go first.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
No good.
That's why it's good to be a little athletic because occasionally you and your
stupid friends
want to have like a ridiculous competition for a video.
That's the reason why wives yell at husbands, no, don't go.
Are you going to play basketball again?
Like, but that's not even regular basketball.
They're just, they were just dunking over and over and over again.
So, um, I'm quite sure you know Bill Bellamy.
Sure.
So, Bill Bellamy's, um, road manager, Terrence, they're shooting, just shooting
around in
the gym.
Just shooting.
Regular shooting.
And it's always this, man, you need to, man, pull up on your, on your toes,
lift up on your
toes and shoot that ball.
So he lifts up on his toes and blows out whatever's back there is gone.
It's gone.
Like is it Achilles?
Yes, Achilles is gone.
Oh no.
That's a bad one.
Like, yo, I'm like, see?
Don't listen to people when you're just shooting around.
Just listen to yourself.
Just, I'm just going to do this.
I'm just going to lay the ball up.
Not don't.
It's something like, ah, that's why when I go to the gym, I intentionally put
on cowboy
boots.
Intentionally.
I'm like cowboy boots and shorts for me, man, I'm not, I don't want nobody
trying to convince
me to do anything.
I'm like, no, I'm not doing it.
Yeah.
I remember the last time I was convinced.
I'm not doing it.
What was, what convinced you the last time?
Oh.
Hey, man.
First, it always start with, you play football.
Didn't you?
I think it's been more injuries started with that right there.
That's David.
So you play football.
So I'm like, yeah, we, you know, we all play football.
So me, my friends, we out there in dress shoes, mind you.
Oh no.
We supposed to be running one little quick little route this way.
Nope.
Nope.
Out, we outside the gym.
Cause that's the only place where it's called.
Like it's no cause.
Like, yo, we go right there to LA fitness.
Like, but why?
Like, why do you know what LA fitness is right now?
Like, why do you even know?
Like how does he, first of all, how does he even start?
He was like, yo, we going, go to LA fitness.
Now we out there just throwing the ball.
Nerf ball.
Not even a real football.
Nerf.
You know?
Cause what he had in his garden, a little Nerf.
With the little, with the little, um, I think they got some new ones where they
twist
or something.
Cause my Nerf balls were smooth.
This was, has little waves in it.
Throwing the ball.
And I cut forgetting that I have on dress shoes.
Cause now you getting competitive.
One person catch the ball.
That's touchdown.
First of all, you know, we're close to, first of all, there's.
Okay.
If that's the pole down there, you're nowhere close to it, sir.
You know what I'm saying?
So now, now it's competitive.
Now, now I'm up on the line.
You know, now you really being what you saw on TV.
Now you being a safety.
And I cut, I cut that dress shoe, that heel called a little gravel.
And it's hard to explain the side of your face being scratched up.
Like, cause the gravel scratch.
It's like, when like fall off a motorcycle and you get there, the cement rash,
turf rash.
So I'm just like, side of my face is scratched up.
My hand is scratched up and I'm like, huh?
Okay.
Now I got to go home and explain why my face is bleeding.
You supposed to be at the club, sir.
How did you, how did you go from the club to this?
Okay.
Let me tell you what happened.
Okay.
We were drinking and someone said, you played football, didn't you?
And then all of a sudden you in the LA fitness, you know, gym parking lot
throwing a Nerf ball.
With dress shoes on.
With dress shoes on.
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