Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1610 - Snowpacalypse with Tim Dillon
Uploaded: 2021-02-20T00:00:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1610 - Snowpacalypse with Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-20. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1610 - Snowpacalypse with Tim Dillon

the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
the snowpocalypse Tim Dillon hey holding up did I move you out here at a bad
time do you think I
mean we considered suing you I was sitting there going can I take legal action
against him like I
called a lawyer and apparently I cannot listen I'll give you free meals yeah
every time we go
out forever we were I mean I was on a bread line two days ago my opener flies
into town we're gonna
fly out for shows all the flights grounded we can't go anywhere I mean we're
waiting outside
of a supermarket for an hour and then we're eating fish sticks in the dark of
my house with no power
and I'm like you know Joe fucking Rogan man uh this was a real fucking leap of
faith but it's looking
better today it'll be fine it'll be fine it was a once in they're calling it a
once in 120 year storm
but I think what that means is like ever recorded like you go back to 1800 so
what we're talking
about or 1900 rather like when what was the what kind of fucking instruments
were they yeah what were
they what were they jotting down was the big thing back in those days and yeah
how did that work because
that fucking thing was apparently kind of accurate it's kind of witchcrafty it's
crazy yeah they would
predict like next year's yeah winter cycles yeah and harvests and things like
that yeah what did they do
how how did it work well it was just wild driving around texas and seeing
nothing but snow yeah and
you it looked like vermont it looked like you were in the northeast but it didn't
it was like wild to
be in texas driving around and nothing was open yeah so like gas stations weren't
open uh fast food wasn't
open nothing was open no you know tell you what was open the houston airport my
boy ted cruz is like
yeah he was out and by the way isn't it sad that like he couldn't get away with
it it's like here's
the thing about the bush family say what you want about them maybe whacked kennedy
bygones but i mean
now our leaders can't even get caught taking a commercial flight to cancun like
that's pretty
sad but here's the thing like what can he do what is yeah what is the reason
for him staying
well i think it's just the optics of how it looks yeah but of course no he
doesn't have any of can he
make it warm out i don't think he has any power to do anything good maybe he
should be there with
blankets yeah well it's funny it's like the people that hate him the most are
the ones that are like he
should be there and it's like doing what well here's you know here's the thing
though he was one of the
vocal critics of mayor adler who's a democrat right who went to cancun as well
right everybody goes to
cancun i think he was in cancun was he in cancun or was he in uh one of those
thing at the house yes
but it was in cancun or was it puerto vallarta well it was one of those nice
places in mexico yeah
and he wanted and he's the mayor of austin yes yeah he went down there and he
was saying now is not
the time to relax yeah what cabo yeah so he went down there i mean that's the
place to relax yeah
i mean sammy haygar's got a song about it i mean it's crazy to watch it's also
crazy that he got
caught and then he came back well he said i was always coming back i was being
a good father like
yeah so you had to put a spin on it yeah i was dropping my face i feel because
ted cruz is the face of
the guy that always is caught like he looks like the kid at school who gets in
on the prank too late
and then the teacher catches him like he just looks like he gets caught he's
not he's not one of those
guys who gets away with it no matter what happens he doesn't get away with it
no he's he's um did you
ever see those videos that they made where it was i don't know who released the
full video the videos
that they made where he was running for president and he sat down with his mom
and he was talking
about you know i go to church every day and she's like yeah every day right his
mom threw him under
the bus like yeah every day yeah yeah his mom was like you don't go to church
every day
and it was like they had a retake scenes and it was oh the whole thing's a
nightmare but they showed it
how about somebody from the wife's group text leaked because they were inviting
neighbors going
yes come to fucking cabo or wherever the hell come to cancun yes and somebody
leaked it to the new
york times going here's the group text proving they were inviting us all i
wonder how many moms were in
that group text too many yeah there's these are the video oh this is great but
these things are always
gross man those like sit down with your mom let's pretend the camera's not here
right tell everyone
how good i am i'm a good person right mom i'm a god-fearing christian tell
everyone what a good
person your son is yeah he was very good though i have to give him props
because there was this one
situation where what what was it it was a tech thing where he was i don't
remember god damn it we
talked about it on the podcast jamie do you remember what it was where he was
uh calling them out for
god it's escaping me but i was actually kind of platforming people or privacy
yes it was
like here there's a video of him from the summer he's like who the hell are let's
see who is he
who is he critiquing though who's he criticizing google yes and it says ted cruz
on google and big tech
censorship yeah there was a who the hell are you to decide who can speak there
was he was catching them
in some hypocrisies and some lies and it was like it was very good the way he
was doing it and well
phrased like you gotta you gotta give a little if you're gonna on the guy i was
i was that that
tech stuff drives me crazy right it drives me and what drives me crazy is the
people on the left that
think it's not going to come for them right well they're all moving here all
these tech guys are in
austin like a lot of them are moving here and there are some of them that are
more uh i don't know
what you would call it libertarian in their ideology where they don't want to
shut people down and
they want people uh to speak but there's just so much i don't know it just
feels like
you're there's a tide coming in and the tide is going to wash away even those
people that
are standing up and saying this isn't right we shouldn't do this i just feel
like because people
are tired like the public doesn't care and i get it the public doesn't care the
public's like you
know what i don't care who care i like you don't think they care i think some
of them do but i think
it's one of those things that it doesn't affect that many people and if it
doesn't affect that many
people it's hard to necessarily get up in arms over it like which when gina carano
gets fired
people are like okay like it doesn't affect that many people most people work
at jobs where they're
not allowed to say anything so they work for corporations they go into an
office they can't
say anything right they kind of like it when people get in trouble yeah they
love when people get in
trouble especially when people outside of the system that are making money get
in trouble yeah so people
aren't really as upset about it and they don't think it's going to lead to
where it's going to lead to
that was the whole thing with alex jones it's like it's clearly going to lead
it's not going to die
with alex it's going to go other places right once you're getting rid of the
freedom of the first
amendment right the freedom of speech which is you know as long as you're not
doxing someone or openly
threatening someone or doing something like genuinely horrible right you should
be able to speak your
opinion because we have to figure out who's right and right you can't say you're
not right so you can't
talk right because then the people that have the power to hit that switch yeah
which is right now
the people that are on the left that are in charge of tech right they're going
to hit that switch
whenever they disagree well it's weird because they also have billions of
dollars if you go on the
clubhouse app and you listen to these people talk they are they're i know you
don't but they are
billionaires or worth hundreds of millions of dollars and their concerns are
always like you you go into the
app and somebody's like we need more indigenous uh creators we need more
indigenous entrepreneurs or
women of color entrepreneurs or all these goals that are laudable goals
whatever but they're then a
white guy will come into the conversation and go well he goes i don't really as
a white guy i want to
apologize for even speaking no i swear to god who's done this this is a guy on
clubhouse that's why i'm
not on clubhouse as a white guy he goes i want to but you know you got to go
into my good rooms like
should women be allowed to own bitcoin that's a real did you make that room
yeah the rooms on clubhouse
i make are like should women be allowed to own bitcoin uh i want to be a cancer
influencer um
how do you build a brand in prison should i buy a bitcoin or pay for my son's
surgery you got to have
fun ted i the one last night was ted cruz has the right to do cocaine with his
family in mexico
uh you gotta have fun with it i troll and just have a little bit of fun but on
that app you listen to
these tech people and one really big tech uh woman who's massive said like
something that was chilling
she goes we got to put guardrails up online and as soon as she said we got to
put guardrails up i felt
chilled because i'm like i know what she means by that and guardrails are just
like here's where
offensive speech is and we're gonna put the guardrail there and then the guardrail
is gonna move who said
this a very big uh person who owns a major app that just went public who's
worth bill 1.5 billion now
and i'm sure she's a lovely talented woman but her belief was like hey we got
to put some guardrails
up online but when i heard it i went this is a very uh ominous thing to say
right but hold on when
someone says something like that she's probably talking about this q anon that
led to the capitol hill
riot perhaps or she's talking about somebody calling someone fat or somebody
saying someone's a moron or
i don't know but are you really is it going to be easy to just draw a line
around q anon stuff
and then then where's the legitimate discussions about human trafficking yeah
and political yeah it's
hard it's real hard so i think anybody challenge her no were you in that room
yeah why didn't you say
something i did i said okay i was like all right i went okay i mean she's a
billionaire right so i'm
like so what i'm letting these rooms and i just kind of every now and then i
throw out like a joke
every eight minutes and then i just go back to listening what did everyone else
say when she said
yes queen no they're in joe they're all in oh they want the guardrail they
think it's a great idea
yeah no because nobody wants to give you any of their money so they want to
solve the world's
problems by making everyone nice because they're like listen i have a billion
dollars i don't want to
give you any of that but i'd like everyone to be nicer so that's what tech is
it's just a weird
cognitive dissonance well someone found it want to behave poorly you cannot do
it here but where
is that on bumble but that's her app that's who so that's who said it by the
way but only but now that
female jamie is but hold on a second this is a female created dating site i
think she has the right
on her dating site to say look i've created this this atmosphere where i want
people to be pleasant
on this atmosphere sure because it's a female created dating site sure i don't
want guys
sending dick pics sure unless i ask for them right you know that kind of well
that's fine but does does
does anyone i'm just on her app it's one thing right but no one who wants power
and control goes i'm
good with my part of the yard most people go yeah i want i think these
standards should be enforced
uniformly that's my experience of like hearing a lot of