Name: The FBI Investigating Governor Cuomo Over Nursing Home Deaths
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The FBI Investigating Governor Cuomo Over Nursing Home Deaths' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. Well, he's a criminal. He's a Democratic Trump. He's
a criminal, yeah, who's not funny and should be in jail.
Yeah, how about that, huh? How about lying? He's calling and threatening people,
telling them not to.
Journalists. Yeah, calling and threatening people. He's calling other people,
going, hey, man. Politicians.
You know, we act a certain way. I don't know what the quote is, Jamie will find
it, but he said something to the guy, like, mafia shit.
Yeah, well, Crystal and Sager covered it today on their show.
And it's on, there's a clip on their Instagram page showing the guy and he's
explaining what they said, what Cuomo said to him.
But he basically said, I will destroy you. Yeah. Which is like, they were. That's
lovely. Isn't that nice?
Yeah, they said it accurately. This is cartoonish. Yeah, it's cartoonish. And
they all get caught.
This is the thing with Ted Cruz on a plane or this guy doing it. Like, you all
get caught.
It's no longer like the 60s when they could just, with impunity, do whatever
they wanted.
Well, he's a 70-year-old guy. He's probably been doing this his whole life. Of
course he has.
But like, you get caught now and then they look terrible. Yeah.
When they get caught. Well, that's the least of it. Yeah.
But he looks terrible. The reason why he doesn't want them to say things. Yeah.
Is because they lied about the COVID numbers in nursing homes.
The COVID deaths in nursing homes, which are directly attributable to his
policies.
Killed. It's crazy.
Literally, they lied about 50%.
Wow.
They lied at a 50% rate.
So, whatever the fuck the number was, it was 50% off the real number.
Wow.
Which is thousands of deaths.
So it was a brush fire.
Thousands.
Thousands of people.
Died.
That died.
Just think of a pile.
Think of like a show that you and I would do at a nice theater.
Yeah, sure.
And think of those people just stacked up dead.
Because of the decision of a politician.
Can they get right?
Is it a, is it a, because I know that they're trying to recall Newsom.
They're trying to recall him too.
They're trying to recall him too, yeah.
They're gathering the momentum to try to recall him right now.
But on top of that, there's also, I don't know if this is true, but I was
reading about
the potential FBI investigation.
There's a criminal investigation.
Well, there should be, yeah.
Well, his, one of his aides leaked the fact that they were worried that these
numbers
were going to get out and that it was going to help the Trump administration.
So they, this is all, again, it's all crazy, but also I'm a moron.
I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Let's just be really clear.
I'm listening to people like Crystal and Sagar from The Hill, from Rising.
I actually know what they're talking about and I'm reiterating what they're
saying.
Just, just say to that.
Well, I know what I'm talking about and Cuomo should go to jail.
Here it is.
U.S. Attorney, FBI investigating Cuomo's handling of nursing home detail.
Okay, now this is on NBC.
Whenever something gets on NBC, you know they're fucked.
Because this is a Democrat.
When they're covering this on NBC, they're throwing him on the bus.
Not only that, they've also barred his brother from ever interviewing him on
CNN.
Well, yeah, that's, I mean, that's a dog and pony show.
The idea that he could even interview his own brother and toss him softball
questions.
But Jake Tapper wants to interview him.
I believe it's Jake Tapper.
I think it was, who's a credible journalist.
Right.
And they're like, uh-uh.
He doesn't want to talk to Jake Tapper.
No.
Because Jake Tapper is going to hold his feet to the fire, or whoever it is.
Remember in the beginning Cuomo was the star?
Yes.
Like Chelsea Handler's like, I want to fuck Cuomo.
Like they were all, he was the star.
Imagine him.
She said that.
Imagine being him.
She said, yeah.
What a threat.
That's your reward.
That's a threat.
How would she do it, too?
She'd be on top.
Yeah.
And she'd punch him.
Yeah.
As soon as she came, she'd punch him right in the nose.
He was the star.
Everybody loved him in the beginning.
And they were like, he's handling it brilliantly.
I thought so.
Yeah.
I thought so.
This is what I thought.
I thought he's calm and he looks like a leader.
I mean, this is like, you know, you see a man who is handling things in a very
calm manner.
But as time went on, he started to crack, right?
Yeah.
And you see this with people that respond to pressure and criticism.
It changes their character.
Right.
This is what I was talking about with my friend.
Right.
This brilliant guy who's dealing with social media pressure.
You take in too much criticism and it starts to change your perspective, which
starts to
change your behavior, which becomes ultimately very detrimental.
And you see it with Cuomo when he started saying, one of the things that he
said about
like lockdowns, he's like, you know, if you didn't want to gain weight,
you shouldn't eat the cheesecake.
Right.
You didn't listen.
You didn't listen.
You didn't wear your mask.
You didn't social distance.
That's not what it is.
You fucking idiot.
Right.
That's not what it is.
Right.
What it is, is this virus is very complicated and it's confusing because it was
made in a
goddamn lab.
Probably again, I'm a moron, but yeah, people that I know that are smart think
it was made
in a lab.
Right.
And they think that what happens is when you enforce lockdowns, you force
people inside
and you force people to be right on top of each other and they breathe each
other's air
and that's how people get sick.
Right.
And it's more likely that they're going to get sick that way than if you let
them do things
and just fucking go out in public and just go around and go places and mingle.
Well, this was also a guy that when New York was descending into a crime infested
hellscape,
he said, everybody come back.
I'll cook for you.
I'll cook for you.
I'll make your sauce.
I'll make your pasta sauce.
There's people in New York right now beating each other with metal bats in the
street.
I saw that video.
To death.
And de Blasio has people doing a dance routine at Cuomo's town.
People will make them Sunday sauce.
It's a little, it's a little disturbing.
How about that de Blasio video?
I sent you that, right?
Yeah, it's absurd.
It's crazy.
It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
It's one of the rare times I post on Twitter.
Yeah.
Rare times I post on Twitter.
I posted that and I said, how the fuck is this?
How is this real?
How is this a real thing?
Yeah.
It's literally a Coen Brothers sketch.
It's a, it's a scene in the Big Lebowski.
Yeah.
It's absurdist beyond belief.
Yeah.
Please play that.
Yeah, he has a dance troupe.
We're going to bring back culture.
We're going to bring back the arts.
This is what you say when you've never created a business.
Yeah.
This is the kind of shit that you do.
And they're not even good.
Play this, play this.
They're horrible.
No, but it's not just they're horrible.
And we're going to do that.
We're going to really bring back the heart and soul of New York City.
We need our arts and culture back and we need people to see it and feel it.
To participate in it.
To know that that essence of New York City has not been defeated by the
coronavirus, but
will come back strong in 2021.
That's Whitney Cummings.
What is his?
That is Whitney.
As you see the city come back to life, culture will lead the way.
Open culture is another step towards a recovery for our city.
You're launching with 115 street locations.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
I can't.
If I was a businessman who lost their business because they wouldn't allow me
to stay open,
but they allow Target to be open.
They allow these giant businesses.
Where was the guy with the bat for that?
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