Name: Analyzing R. Kelly
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T21:30:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Analyzing R. Kelly' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Analyzing R. Kelly' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-23. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience R Kelly still in jail too I believe so damn that's
fucked up why huh
why why is it fucked up that he's still in jail R Kelly why is it fucked up
that R Kelly's still
in jail yeah they had some fucking jams I'm not saying he shouldn't be in jail
he should be there
it's a waste of talent imagine if they said imagine if they made a deal with
him they said
listen you can you can take months off of your sentence with each album you put
out oh my god
and all the money goes to charity you hey man you need to be the new attorney
general hey man
listen mr. Moses let's make a deal if you were the opposing if you're the
opposing lawyer and you
and I met and we decided let's just smoke a joint and talk about this man oh
yeah it's just hard
you know right now with all the that had happened with R Kelly it'd be very
very difficult to listen
to a new R Kelly album and he didn't talk about it did you listen to the one
that he did release
the one song that he did release no listen man it's pretty good a lot of good
songs I'm not
bullshitting yeah he's a fucking piece of shit but he's got great songs people
got upset at me that I
said listen I understand he's an extremely flawed human being extremely this
song is pretty fucking
catchy who was that one that he released on SoundCloud after he got like
dropped by his I believe it can fly
remix there was no there was a song he was talking about I'm living in flight
risk it was talking about his
whole thing not guilty yeah this this nigga has a soul called not guilty he
does R Kelly does he yes
probably 18 songs in a row it was on the best of both worlds out right remember
trapped in the closet
right remember that trapped in the closet yes he had a whole seat he had a soap
opera yeah yes he did
we're trapped in the closet he did R Kelly is let him out for for COVID R Kelly
is an innovator man
everybody else out for COVID he's an R&B he's the king of R&B okay a song
called a 19 minute song
called I Admit I Admit that's it yeah dude yeah I heard 19 minutes damn it's
good it was like trapped
in the closet all together listen I'm not saying I endorse what he's done I do
not I'm not saying
what I'm saying is the sounds that he's making the the things that he's saying
if you can apply them
to what you think he did or didn't do and it'll fuck it up for you yeah bro if
Hitler puts out a
fucking R&B soul album tomorrow with with Funkadelic on it I'm not yeah I'm not
like forgiving him
yeah I'm not forgiving him what I'm saying is like I'm never forgetting Hitler
yeah the art
that shit jams I do think some of them bitches and them families and them uh niggas
and shit like
that that was letting their daughter go with R Kelly they knew what the fuck
they was doing
like I'm not letting my daughter go with R Kelly nowhere nigga or any
motherfucker you know I'm
saying like what every black parent said when they watched that documentary
they were just like
if I ever let my daughter go yeah I'm not yeah I'm not what the fuck is going
on you know I'm
saying and then like the shit with the hotel I think a lot of that shit was
bullshit but I think
R Kelly a nasty motherfucker he need to go to jail but you know I'm saying here's
the thing yeah I
think that he let a hoe be a hoe but he was just dipping in shallow waters man
you can't yeah you
can't do that R Kelly like oh my god go be a hoe with some older like with some
grown and it's like
man you rich as fuck you have any woman you want why do you want to fuck with a
bitch that can't even
drink at a bar with you you know I think I think there's a there's a madness of
that kind of fame
yeah like the the level of fame that he had and you ever see that one video
where he was on stage and
these girls literally reach up and grab his dick while he's dancing and singing
in front of him
imagine Sinatra in a similar circumstance oh my god I want you to stop and
think and I'm not saying
that Sinatra did the same shit that R Kelly did but I want you to imagine I
want you to imagine
what kind of a connection does this man have to his fans I mean he is dancing
in front of these ladies
in there he's singing to their face and they're patting him down and people are
screaming for the
people that are just listening to this this is wild shit it's wild I mean this
is Jesus Christ it's wild
but they grab his dick eventually there it goes there it goes she's misogynist
dick while he's singing
in front of everybody hey this is one of his last shows he did too he's telling
her to do it by the way
he's saying wipe my balls
oh keep on wiping me
listen we need Jimmy Fallon's and we also need R Kelly's
oh my god we need we need hyenas and we need lions
keep on wiping me
we need Republicans and we need Democrats we need everybody everybody but um
is she wiping his ass there was some shit that he did
that was different than this the problem with this guy is
the stuff that he did was like you start looking into it and you go Jesus how
how old is everybody like what is this it's like the stage shit like doing that
the art that he produced like being able to stand on stage and this girl grabs
his dick in front of
everybody I'm not endorsing anything he's ever done ever that's criminal but
that is wild
that is fucking that's wild yeah anything old school do-off shit I feel like
they were doing that shit back in the day
you know but like that like girls don't panties on stage
I know but they're grabbing his dick in front of the whole world
I mean you're in the five heartbeats
oh this is my favorite hold on timeout this is my favorite r kelly song do you
have your passport
did you get your shots do you want to come back with rob to america
as if he's aladdin
as if he's aladdin
he said bitch out oh my god
did you get your shots
oh my god
are you singing the shit out of it though
oh my god
oh my god
look look the background sticks is like what the fuck are we singing
that is pure madness
what was that one
what was the one where the girl calls up and he's mad he's getting his hair
done
what is that one where he has a whole thing
where he's going back and forth with this woman on the phone
when a woman's fed up
what is this song
when a woman's fed up
no no no no no no
she's mad at him and he's like
bitch I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes
real talk
that's what it is
real talk
he says to the woman
he goes do what
what he goes bitch I wish you would
burn my motherfucking clothes
real talk
wait a minute calm down
yeah that's it
come on
I was at a club with who
yeah
get the fuck
man
you know what
girl I'm not about to sit up here and argue with you about
who's to blame
or call no names
real talk
real talk
real talk
what's right and what's wrong
real talk
just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other bitches
oh my god
listen to this
listen to this
did she say there were other guys there
did she say there were other guys there
well there are other guys there
well tell me this
how the fuck she know I was with them other girls
science
wait a minute let me finish what I've got to say
I've been with you five years and you listening to your motherfucking
girlfriend
I don't know why you fuck with the most jealous
no man
that nigga look at his hair
give me a little bit more
give me a little bit more
I don't care if I'm always accusing me of some old bullshit
give me a little bit more
I'm just trying to have a good time
Robert you did this
kills I heard you did that
don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind
real talk
hold up
real talk
going through a motherfucking pedophile case
real talk
don't cry nigga
I don't think I got enough bullshit
oh my god
you see what your problem is
you're always running off at the mouth
telling your girls your motherfucking business
when they don't eat with us
they don't sleep with us
besides what they eat don't make us shit
real talk
real talk
okay
oh my god
did you just put a voicemail conversation as a song
right
it is an art piece
come on man
it's an art piece
it's an art piece
look man
Ray Charles couldn't see
R. Kelly couldn't read man
he could both write a goddamn song
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