Name: Robert Bigelow Tells Bob Lazar Stories
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Robert Bigelow Tells Bob Lazar Stories' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-25. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience you had you had encounters with Bob Lazar you you know
Bob and you you were around when Bob Lazar first now is this gonna be all
about the mylar balloon event what's the mylar balloon event oh you don't know
that one no so we all jump in my car to go out to to the alien in area out
there
you know on the alien in is that out there yeah it's like a north of a bar or
something for a north of that area and so so Bob Lazar George Knapp myself and
I
think Gene Huff who was Bob's friend we all go out there well and be known as
to
me Bob has a mylar balloon which really bounces the radar signature a lot for
its
size and a bottle of gas helium so we we find our way back out in the desert
out
there we're kind of I'm thinking we're on a UFO watch which is always fun
sometimes
the best thing is the food you take along right and you're out there under the
stars and that's nice and you have a good time just watch it so but there's a
rustle of things going on here and next thing I know there's a balloon this mylar
balloons inflated and there's a slight breeze and Bob lets it go and we're on
the
opposite side of the mountain range from supposedly s4 and he wants he wants to
go
that way thank God the wind was going on the opposite direction I was traveling
north instead of south and it went the wrong way you know so I'm thinking my
life's just passed before my eyes why do you think your life passed before your
eyes because if the balloon goes towards area s4 it's gonna get picked up yeah
they're gonna go find out where it came from and Wackenhut security is gonna
come
get us and I'm gonna spend the night in jail right so you know it all just
unraveled real quick and was this before Bob had gotten in trouble for bringing
people to the observation point to watch because let's let's tell a story about
Bob real quick Bob said he worked for area s4 and he was hired to back engineer
what they believe were early in crafts along the lines he had this top-secret
clearance and along the lines of all this happening they're monitoring his
phone
calls turns out Bob's wife is having an affair Bob doesn't know about this they
remove him from the project because they believe he'll be emotionally unstable
if
he's and so he's he's freaking out not knowing a that his wife is having an
affair not knowing why is pulled from this project doesn't totally understand
so
starts telling people about what he's doing and telling people listen I can
take
you to a place where once a week they do these tests so he starts bringing
people
to this area they see these objects flying in these spectacular ways that we
really can't do with any of our conventional aircrafts and then Bob gets in
trouble for that then Bob goes on the George Knapp show and starts explaining
all these different things presumably for self-preservation because he the best
way to pride it probably protect your own life is to go public with this and
explain everything that's happening and they can discredit you and make you
look
like a nut but if they kill you then you know then it leads credence to your
story
yeah it gives you a very huge hardship so when do you kill you when you fall
into
the story well you've just given me an overload of information now that I'm
pretty
much aware of but I don't know exactly when I don't think as I recall it
everybody
was pretty much at ease and I wasn't it wasn't part of what year is this that
this
is all going on oh god I don't know 91 so this is around that time this is
around when was he on George Knapp show somewhere in that time frame but I wasn't
aware of a lot until much until I don't think at that time I was aware of him
taking people out on you know Wednesday nights to go see something out there I
kind of missed out on that or whatever and I don't think this was anything like
connected to that I think about that was before this yeah probably that was I
think you're dealing with him out after you know he had met George yeah after
he had told the story yeah because George is with you oh yeah yeah so
obviously they had already met oh sure so what was your initial what obviously
your person that has a deep fascination with UFOs I hear you are talking to
this
guy who's clearly a genius brilliant guy Bob Lazar and he's telling you this
fucking bananas story he's out there back engineering spacecrafts they came
from
another land that are that are using this element 115 this this stuff that's
just a
theoretical element it wasn't even proven by Particle Collider to what 2013
somewhere along that line but it was just theoretical up to that point so he's
telling you about all this stuff what was your what did you think I I wanted to
reserve judgment until I knew a lot more and the more he talked the more
interesting it became the more research that George did things that he
uncovered it became more interesting and and so as I said a while back I think
George was doing an interview with me and I said I I wouldn't bet against Bob's
the
truth of the majority of of everything that Bob has said I wouldn't bet against
it
could they be errors and omissions for different reasons yeah sure they could
but but um the the I I I would tend to say Bob is is legitimate um and uh you
know I don't there's
certain aspects of things that are parts of stories that you wonder well how
could this happen and so
forth but I think if you if you take all of the collective information and the
work
that George Knapp has done to validate things it's awfully damn impressive but
George is such an important part of it because he's a legitimate investigative
journalist and that was his career and so he poured himself into this oh yeah
and exposed all the
different aspects of this story that seemed to indicate that he's telling the
truth oh yes yeah and
that's that's what's crazy about it and George is not any normal journalist he
is he's like what he
he has like six peabody's yes he's fantastic and he's diving into this and the
more he uncovers the
more it seems like Bob bobbles our stories legitimate right right so I think
until you I like the philosophy
of reserving judgment until you have a preponderance of evidence that really
moves you one way or another
you don't have to have a hundred percent I go by reasonable doubt but what was
it like for you to
be this guy who's had this deep fascination with flying saucers and here you
are talk like let me
tell you my experience with Bob doing the podcast with Bob I wanted one of two
things I
wanted to go oh this guy's full of shit or I wanted whoa this guy's it seems
like he's not full of
shit I think he's telling the truth I think this guy really did encounter these
aircrafts and really
did work on these spaceships whatever they are that's what where I'm at right
now my
experience with him my communication with him he didn't seem like his full shit
at all he's clearly
a brilliant guy his story has not changed at all over the 30 plus years that he's
been saying it
it's a crazy story but when you are a person like yourself you saw me even more
than I who is obsessed
with this subject this the possibility of alien life that's visited visited
this earth and and maybe even left
crafts behind and maybe these crafts are in the possession of some secret
government agencies
that are trying to observe them and back engineer them what is it like to talk
to this guy to this
because this guy has seen the thing you're looking for this guy the all the you're
you're searching and
all of your wondering and staring out into the heavens and here's a guy that
has actually touched it
actually worked on it been inside one tried to figure out how they work can't
do it doesn't understand it
it's talking to these people everything's compartmentalized you got the metallurgist
people that are working on the the the what kind of alloy this thing is made of
you got him who's a
part of the people that are trying to understand the propulsion system and then
you've got people that
are giving you this information that like maybe they have uh been here forever
maybe this is a part of an
archaeological dig maybe they've been trying to study these things for decades
with no no advancement at
all yeah so we came across or uh myself and a couple other people came across
folks who could collaborate
some of the things going on out there um such as silent craft actually lifting
off at night time
um not looking as though the control was very good but actually lifting off
maneuvering like a real small
trial kind of thing um and that fellow observed it from a distance where he
wasn't supposed to be
uh george has come up with with collaboration i think from two or three other
sources also besides
what bob said about certain aspects of things out there it's just that bob's
story is so much more
in depth so much more detailed like that book uh that he talked about years ago
coming across um uh amazing
things so what tell people about the book well there was a there was a book as
i remember there was some
kind of a book that bob um was allowed to look through or he actually or he
seized the opportunity to do it
when he was in a room where the book was but i think that was by design and it
was some kind of a
holographic book that as you opened up the pages whatever the stories were
became a hologram that's
my recollection of a conversation that's decades old now so um um you know if i
got it wrong fire me
it's it's uh you know it's you'll have to talk to bob about that would you or
talk to george okay and uh
because i remember something like that i mean that was like wow what what an
amazing way to portray
information in some kind of a book and actually have holographic images coming
forth out of the you
you know i don't know it just was so that uh i haven't ever heard of that being
repeated any place
in terms of something else like that happening and so much uh that uh happened
to bob it was so unique
there was also some very strange summary of what they understand uh or what
they believe to be true
about the origins of human beings and that they believed that what these visitations
were about
was that human beings are the product of accelerated evolution and that these
species from wherever
had been coming here and doing genetic experience experiments with primates and
created human beings
which is the ultimate like who knows like wow that's fun to think about but we
were talking about this
last night like how bizarre humans are that out of all these things on earth we're
the only ones with
shoes out of all these things we're the only ones that have to wear clothes we're
the only ones would
jump into metal boxes with rubber tires and roll around these hard surfaces
that we created
or fly in planes or send video through your phone to other people that are on
the other side of the
continent we're weird we're real weird we're way weirder than anything else
that exists
and if we are really a product of some sort of accelerated process like that
this is how
they uh get the party started on these planets they find semi-intelligent
curious animals that are using
tools or using you know opposable thumbs and uh they they do some things to
them
yeah the uh there's a large variety of of uh potential um beginnings um more
evidence for some than
others right so that's that's always the trick um have you considered that is
this like a subject
that you've deeply considered and thought about not really really i'm here i
don't want to look a gift
horse in the face i'll take it for what it is you know really yeah i mean i
think about it a lot i don't
know i i think uh i need more more evidence uh to be more curious about i'm
more concerned about other
kinds of things that are now than where do the human species come from
particularly i'm more driven by
other kinds of things that could make a difference today going forward so
getting back to the bazaar
thing when you first got to know him and you first were considering this story
and how crazy it was
what was it like to to meet a guy who at least by his own accounts had
encountered this thing that you
were seeking well bob's a likable guy he as you said he's very smart and so he's
interesting to talk to
right yeah and um and so that's more than just entertaining to listen to his
story is profound
right and so it gives you an awful lot to think about and to try to to position
as to how can you
measure future information you might get against that story how can you verify
different kinds of things
and uh so i i i've heard a lot more silly things i think than and then what bob
was talking about
didn't seem all that um ridiculous and then the more you get to talk to him the
more you get to know
him and and people like george who's an investigative journalist uh it gets
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Robert Bigelow Tells Bob Lazar Stories

the Joe Rogan experience you had you had encounters with Bob Lazar you you know
Bob and you you were around when Bob Lazar first now is this gonna be all
about the mylar balloon event what's the mylar balloon event oh you don't know
that one no so we all jump in my car to go out to to the alien in area out
there
you know on the alien in is that out there yeah it's like a north of a bar or
something for a north of that area and so so Bob Lazar George Knapp myself and
I
think Gene Huff who was Bob's friend we all go out there well and be known as
to
me Bob has a mylar balloon which really bounces the radar signature a lot for
its
size and a bottle of gas helium so we we find our way back out in the desert
out
there we're kind of I'm thinking we're on a UFO watch which is always fun
sometimes
the best thing is the food you take along right and you're out there under the
stars and that's nice and you have a good time just watch it so but there's a
rustle of things going on here and next thing I know there's a balloon this mylar
balloons inflated and there's a slight breeze and Bob lets it go and we're on
the
opposite side of the mountain range from supposedly s4 and he wants he wants to
go
that way thank God the wind was going on the opposite direction I was traveling
north instead of south and it went the wrong way you know so I'm thinking my
life's just passed before my eyes why do you think your life passed before your
eyes because if the balloon goes towards area s4 it's gonna get picked up yeah
they're gonna go find out where it came from and Wackenhut security is gonna
come
get us and I'm gonna spend the night in jail right so you know it all just
unraveled real quick and was this before Bob had gotten in trouble for bringing
people to the observation point to watch because let's let's tell a story about
Bob real quick Bob said he worked for area s4 and he was hired to back engineer
what they believe were early in crafts along the lines he had this top-secret
clearance and along the lines of all this happening they're monitoring his
phone
calls turns out Bob's wife is having an affair Bob doesn't know about this they
remove him from the project because they believe he'll be emotionally unstable
if
he's and so he's he's freaking out not knowing a that his wife is having an
affair not knowing why is pulled from this project doesn't totally understand
so
starts telling people about what he's doing and telling people listen I can
take
you to a place where once a week they do these tests so he starts bringing
people
to this area they see these objects flying in these spectacular ways that we
really can't do with any of our conventional aircrafts and then Bob gets in
trouble for that then Bob goes on the George Knapp show and starts explaining
all these different things presumably for self-preservation because he the best
way to pride it probably protect your own life is to go public with this and
explain everything that's happening and they can discredit you and make you
look
like a nut but if they kill you then you know then it leads credence to your
story
yeah it gives you a very huge hardship so when do you kill you when you fall
into
the story well you've just given me an overload of information now that I'm
pretty
much aware of but I don't know exactly when I don't think as I recall it
everybody
was pretty much at ease and I wasn't it wasn't part of what year is this that
this
is all going on oh god I don't know 91 so this is around that time this is
around when was he on George Knapp show somewhere in that time frame but I wasn't
aware of a lot until much until I don't think at that time I was aware of him
taking people out on you know Wednesday nights to go see something out there I
kind of missed out on that or whatever and I don't think this was anything like
connected to that I think about that was before this yeah probably that was I
think you're dealing with him out after you know he had met George yeah after
he had told the story yeah because George is with you oh yeah yeah so
obviously they had already met oh sure so what was your initial what obviously
your person that has a deep fascination with UFOs I hear you are talking to
this
guy who's clearly a genius brilliant guy Bob Lazar and he's telling you this
fucking bananas story he's out there back engineering spacecrafts they came
from
another land that are that are using this element 115 this this stuff that's
just a
theoretical element it wasn't even proven by Particle Collider to what 2013
somewhere along that line but it was just theoretical up to that point so he's
telling you about all this stuff what was your what did you think I I wanted to
reserve judgment until I knew a lot more and the more he talked the more
interesting it became the more research that George did things that he
uncovered it became more interesting and and so as I said a while back I think
George was doing an interview with me and I said I I wouldn't bet against Bob's
the
truth of the majority of of everything that Bob has said I wouldn't bet against
it
could they be errors and omissions for different reasons yeah sure they could
but but um the the I I I would tend to say Bob is is legitimate um and uh you
know I don't there's
certain aspects of things that are parts of stories that you wonder well how
could this happen and so
forth but I think if you if you take all of the collective information and the
work
that George Knapp has done to validate things it's awfully damn impressive but
George is such an important part of it because he's a legitimate investigative
journalist and that was his career and so he poured himself into this oh yeah
and exposed all the
different aspects of this story that seemed to indicate that he's telling the
truth oh yes yeah and
that's that's what's crazy about it and George is not any normal journalist he
is he's like what he
he has like six peabody's yes he's fantastic and he's diving into this and the
more he uncovers the
more it seems like Bob bobbles our stories legitimate right right so I think
until you I like the philosophy
of reserving judgment until you have a preponderance of evidence that really
moves you one way or another
you don't have to have a hundred percent I go by reasonable doubt but what was
it like for you to
be this guy who's had this deep fascination with flying saucers and here you
are talk like let me
tell you my experience with Bob doing the podcast with Bob I wanted one of two
things I
wanted to go oh this guy's full of shit or I wanted whoa this guy's it seems
like he's not full of
shit I think he's telling the truth I think this guy really did encounter these
aircrafts and really
did work on these spaceships whatever they are that's what where I'm at right
now my
experience with him my communication with him he didn't seem like his full shit
at all he's clearly
a brilliant guy his story has not changed at all over the 30 plus years that he's
been saying it
it's a crazy story but when you are a person like yourself you saw me even more
than I who is obsessed
with this subject this the possibility of alien life that's visited visited
this earth and and maybe even left
crafts behind and maybe these crafts are in the possession of some secret
government agencies
that are trying to observe them and back engineer them what is it like to talk
to this guy to this
because this guy has seen the thing you're looking for this guy the all the you're
you're searching and
all of your wondering and staring out into the heavens and here's a guy that
has actually touched it
actually worked on it been inside one tried to figure out how they work can't
do it doesn't understand it
it's talking to these people everything's compartmentalized you got the metallurgist
people that are working on the the the what kind of alloy this thing is made of
you got him who's a
part of the people that are trying to understand the propulsion system and then
you've got people that
are giving you this information that like maybe they have uh been here forever
maybe this is a part of an
archaeological dig maybe they've been trying to study these things for decades
with no no advancement at
all yeah so we came across or uh myself and a couple other people came across
folks who could collaborate
some of the things going on out there um such as silent craft actually lifting
off at night time
um not looking as though the control was very good but actually lifting off
maneuvering like a real small
trial kind of thing um and that fellow observed it from a distance where he
wasn't supposed to be
uh george has come up with with collaboration i think from two or three other
sources also besides
what bob said about certain aspects of things out there it's just that bob's
story is so much more
in depth so much more detailed like that book uh that he talked about years ago
coming across um uh amazing
things so what tell people about the book well there was a there was a book as
i remember there was some
kind of a book that bob um was allowed to look through or he actually or he
seized the opportunity to do it
when he was in a room where the book was but i think that was by design and it
was some kind of a
holographic book that as you opened up the pages whatever the stories were
became a hologram that's
my recollection of a conversation that's decades old now so um um you know if i
got it wrong fire me
it's it's uh you know it's you'll have to talk to bob about that would you or
talk to george okay and uh
because i remember something like that i mean that was like wow what what an
amazing way to portray
information in some kind of a book and actually have holographic images coming
forth out of the you
you know i don't know it just was so that uh i haven't ever heard of that being
repeated any place
in terms of something else like that happening and so much uh that uh happened
to bob it was so unique
there was also some very strange summary of what they understand uh or what
they believe to be true
about the origins of human beings and that they believed that what these visitations
were about
was that human beings are the product of accelerated evolution and that these
species from wherever
had been coming here and doing genetic experience experiments with primates and
created human beings
which is the ultimate like who knows like wow that's fun to think about but we
were talking about this
last night like how bizarre humans are that out of all these things on earth we're
the only ones with
shoes out of all these things we're the only ones that have to wear clothes we're
the only ones would
jump into metal boxes with rubber tires and roll around these hard surfaces
that we created
or fly in planes or send video through your phone to other people that are on
the other side of the
continent we're weird we're real weird we're way weirder than anything else
that exists
and if we are really a product of some sort of accelerated process like that
this is how
they uh get the party started on these planets they find semi-intelligent
curious animals that are using
tools or using you know opposable thumbs and uh they they do some things to
them
yeah the uh there's a large variety of of uh potential um beginnings um more
evidence for some than
others right so that's that's always the trick um have you considered that is
this like a subject
that you've deeply considered and thought about not really really i'm here i
don't want to look a gift
horse in the face i'll take it for what it is you know really yeah i mean i
think about it a lot i don't
know i i think uh i need more more evidence uh to be more curious about i'm
more concerned about other
kinds of things that are now than where do the human species come from
particularly i'm more driven by
other kinds of things that could make a difference today going forward so
getting back to the bazaar
thing when you first got to know him and you first were considering this story
and how cra