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The Joe Rogan Experience
You know uh Les Stroud
Yeah uh so he did that show about Survivor Man Bigfoot yeah
But it just went away bro that show i love Les Stroud
I love yeah love love Survivor Man that show was so fucking dumb
Yeah he had a guy on the show that is known in the Bigfoot world as being full
of
Yeah which is bad like if the Bigfoot world is pretty open-minded
I mean this is one of the things that i wanted to bring up about that 411 The Hunted
thing
there's audio recording that was supposedly taken from the 1970s from northern
california
um i want to say sonoma i don't remember where it was it was somewhere in
northern california
but it's called they call them the uh samurai sounds the samurai and it's the
weirdest ever man
it's like these guys had this spot that they would go into the into the
mountains and they would hunt
every year and they built the structure out there and then they brought
recording equipment
and they claimed to have recorded sounds of these animals these bigfoot and
that they these bigfoot
were around them all the time while they were up there now what's crazy about
it is the sounds are
so weird it sounds like someone pretending to be japanese that doesn't actually
speak japanese
yeah have you ever heard it no i'm we'll play it for you it's because it's the
weirdest it's it sounds
so strange and so fake but you know like they have these quote-unquote experts
that say the human
voice is not capable of making sounds remotely similar to this the range is
which doesn't make any sense
if you know who michael winslow is yeah right yeah yeah that guy who that guy
went on he does a woman
peeing when she goes to the bathroom he does everything yeah he does everything
he did led
zeppelin he played whole lot of love with his mouth yeah and it sounds
incredible but um this
samurai sent like there's these loud whoops whoops and these guys are like in
the foreground you know
like the guys who are recording they're trying to communicate with these things
they sound so calm
i mean if there really was giant fucking eight foot apes out there wandering
around like you know two
300 yards away from you screaming and whooping and talking would you really and
you're in the woods
would you really be so calm wouldn't you be freaking the out oh yeah these guys
do you have it yeah i'm
trying to make sure i find the right thing because i'm stumbling across some
traps oh that people are
making around the internet i wish i could remember the gentleman's name well i
think i have it as all i'm
saying so ronald j moorhead and alan barry maybe is that right yes ron moorhead
yeah yeah okay that's
it the sierra mountains that's what it is
all right and so um it's the weirdest shit ever listen just listen to this you're
gonna
i read what it could be but we'll listen first it could be
this is all right stop stop stop this is a terrible version of it there's a
better version of it
where you can hear the guys really clearly the people talking i don't know why
that's so scratchy
but they're like they're over by the lake like they're talking like that
this very strange sound and they're coming calm about it yeah and these you
know supposed
vocal experts are analyzing it the human body is incapable of making such
sounds
you know in that area of you got it i don't know it says hd okay here
they're knocking that's another thing that sasquatch do they knock
that one's weird
let's scoot ahead a little bit and hear the samurai sounds
still sounds terrible anyway
these people believe that shit les stroud was balls deep in this
with that guy apparently he had an experience and i talked to him about his
experience it's pretty
interesting he was in um not with that guy but he was in alaska and uh
apparently he heard some
crazy noises like some monkey sounds outside of his in the middle of nowhere no
one was in there
and he said he heard something run away some bipedal sound of something running
away but again
even though he's an experienced woodsman and he's a guy who's you know camped
out
countless nights in the middle of nowhere and survives in the middle of nowhere
and documents
it like he's the reason why those survivor shows exist yeah because that guy
literally would starve to
death and try to eat like bark and whatever the he could for seven you could
see his face like
sinking in it was he was losing weight i mean he really did do that he did all
sorts of different
things to try to survive and then documented how he was doing it what he would
do
but he got obsessed with bigfoot and then developed that bigfoot show and
unfortunately a lot of people
lost a lot of faith in him because of that they're like no you're the legit
survivor guy
and now you're doing this show and this is why it's ridiculous there was one
episode of the show where
they had this guy who he was with who had video of a sasquatch like high
definition video and it looks
so fake yeah it's like he's like the sasquatch is looking at him through the
woods and he's like
there he is there he is it's a guy with a mascot that's how he is he yells out
i'm a sasquatch like
okay he just yelled that out oh yeah yeah makes the samurai but this you know
the the guy who had the video
is known to be like full of and here he's got this guy on a show and then he
you know is
this real you be the judge like yeah i'm gonna say it's not real it's a guy
with a mask on
i think i did read that that that guy was very not respected yes in that by the
bigfoot community
yeah you know the bigfoot community again very open-minded yeah he marriages
into everything
there's other things like they would they would see trees that would fall over
like in certain
patterns and they were convinced that sasquatch was leaning these trees against
each other i thought
it was like yeah does it not to let you know where not to go yeah yeah that's
they had this idea i mean
it's all theory right yeah i think i've been following the wrong guy dude i
believe all this stuff
that you like is fake i'm like yeah yeah i only watched that less draw one
because of that other
guy well i want it to be real that's the thing i do too if someone had a
convincing bigfoot encounter
where they caught it on video where i was like holy what is that like what is
that or there was
something but there's nothing like i uh you know i've i've talked to a lot of
those people when i did
this show called joe rogan questions everything for sci-fi and me and duncan trussell
actually went
camping in the pacific northwest we didn't really camp we pretend to go camping
and then we went to a
hotel yeah and then we came back the next morning like well rough night of
camping but we were out
there for days trying to look for sasquatch and talking to people that hunt for
sasquatch and the
one conclusion that we came to is it's a bunch of unfuckable white dudes yeah
just out there just out
there camping it's just but the the desire for it to be real is so strong it
would change i watched
you know like that finding bigfoot show i used to always think because people
like why is it on i'm
like i don't know man because it's fun to watch and if they find him the world
is different now
like if they come back with bigfoot everything's different everything's
different everything's
getting different the alien thing yeah the fact that they're saying it's that
that's like true you're
like it's a lot dude that's a lot to take if we get you know i know that they
have the videos and
stuff the aliens but like if you if we get up straight up start talking to one
i mean i don't
know what's going to happen well here's something that came out uh today jamie
i'm going to send you
this uh because uh sagar and jetty from uh rising on the hill and i've been
going back and forth with
this and i i found this today and sent it to him it's um i'll send it to you
right now jamie
um it says paradigm shifting ufo tech that alters space-time is operable u.s
navy chief tech
officer so it's some story that i didn't bother looking into because i saw it
when i was on my way
out the door and i was like what in the fuck is this because there's been all
these sightings of
these things that move in some weird way paradigm shifting ufo tech there so
there's these things
that been that move in this weird way that don't show any propulsion system and
oh due to censorship
please join us on telegram i'm gonna say documents obtained by the drive show
the revolutionary
technology that has capability to alter space-time may actually be operable
according to the naval
aviation enterprise chief technology officer dr james how do you say that name
she he what do you think
operable in quotes what is that i don't know good question reflect on why is
technology that has
a potential to change the entire human experience for the better always used
for the defense purposes
and military applications what are the betterments what about the betterment of
humanity yeah
i don't know um but it's christopher mellon who's that guy who keeps coming up
with all this uh ufo
tech stuff can you scroll back up please someone's just like writing i was
reading through twitter it's
like a story it's not really like an article right um twitter feed of christopher
mellon the former
deputy assistant defense secretary for intelligence from 97 to 2002 doing so i
came across an interesting
post from the drive regarding documents they received via the freedom freedom
of information act
regarding a space-time modification weapon developed by the u.s navy which
apparently has already gone
through experimental testing this in turn led me to evidence suggesting that
other revolutionary type of
technology that could no doubt be used to change the world for the better blah
blah blah was already
operable yeah i don't know but that this is what uh if you pay attention to the
ufo world do you pay
attention to that at all uh not like actively there's a guy named bob lazar and
i do know that
from because you talk to him yeah it was one of the weirdest conversations i've
ever had because you're
like i mean are you crazy are you full of or is this real yeah because if it is
real this this thing
is a uh special effect created a guy who is a special effect artist do you
remember his name jamie who
made this thing for us this gentleman he's got a um design designs by perry
designs by perry at instagram
and he created this thing and this is like a scale model of what bob lazar
supposedly worked on he was
hired by the united states military to work at area s4 which is part of the
area 51 like area 51 site
s4 site 4 was this place where he allegedly worked to back engineer these
spaceships and the way these
things moved around was exactly how this christopher mellon guy or this article
rather that quoted him
is describing that they use some sort of gravity space time bending technology
so they didn't use a
propulsion system like a rocket shoot flame out the back they bent time in
front of them and just would
shoot instantaneously to wherever the they wanted to go so you'd be like
instantly be able to go instantly
what's fucked is that there was an instance off of the uh coast of san diego in
2004 where a navy pilot
by the name of commander david fravor who i've also had on the show experienced
this thing that they
call the tic-tac ufo they tracked it with radar they tracked it with um their
the camera systems on the on
the on the on the on their plane and they even have video footage of this thing
it went from 80 000
feet above sea level to one in a second wow that's the amount of time that it
takes radar to do the
blip blip yeah blip blip so in that time it traveled 80 000 feet they have no
idea how the
it did that it shows no propulsion heat signature they took video footage of
this thing and it went
from there it took off where they couldn't even follow with their eye just
disappeared to the
predetermined destination where they were supposed to coordinate later so it's
like it's
reading their tracking systems or reading where they were going and the people
that worked on the
aircraft carrier were telling the the fighter pilot like we've been seeing
these things over you know
we see them like every couple weeks we have no idea what the fuck's going on
yeah and they they
just say well there it is you know what are we going to do about that yeah you
know i like to picture
the like an alien in that tic tac he's like whoa slow it down dude you're kind
of crazy right now like
he's just he's having a bad day in there because he's got to be having just a
day whoever's in there
some kind of day maybe having a day that's a it's a lot to yeah i don't know
you think it's like a
lot to just tell people like if they had to be like to tell like just earth all
of us humans on earth
to like wrap our head around what would happen i think what do you say if that's
all you know
like if you are the military and all you know is that something can do these
things something can
move at this speed you know the new york times had a front page article about
it a couple years ago
and um basically they're saying hey you know there are videos of things moving
in a way that we don't
understand that aren't exhibiting a heat signature that indicates a propulsion
system we don't know
what it is and this is and then the the there's uh the covet 19 bill that just
got passed and one of
the provisions in the covet 19 bill is that they have 60 60 no 180 days to
release all the information
they have about ufos that's a you know but i don't know if they're going to do
anything but i think
they're going to do that's funny that's in this yeah we don't have anything
bill yeah like that's
a lot of weird shit was in the covet 19 bill like like foreign aid there's a
lot of foreign aid to
pakistan aid to all these countries it's like people just to get it passed they're
like okay i will
we'll say yes but i want you to do a little little favor for me and put this in
the bill yeah and
there's you know just shows you how greasy politicians are yeah yeah it's kind
of crazy yeah yeah but
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Joe Talks About Bigfoot and UFO's

The Joe Rogan Experience
You know uh Les Stroud
Yeah uh so he did that show about Survivor Man Bigfoot yeah
But it just went away bro that show i love Les Stroud
I love yeah love love Survivor Man that show was so fucking dumb
Yeah he had a guy on the show that is known in the Bigfoot world as being full
of
Yeah which is bad like if the Bigfoot world is pretty open-minded
I mean this is one of the things that i wanted to bring up about that 411 The Hunted
thing
there's audio recording that was supposedly taken from the 1970s from northern
california
um i want to say sonoma i don't remember where it was it was somewhere in
northern california
but it's called they call them the uh samurai sounds the samurai and it's the
weirdest ever man
it's like these guys had this spot that they would go into the into the
mountains and they would hunt
every year and they built the structure out there and then they brought
recording equipment
and they claimed to have recorded sounds of these animals these bigfoot and
that they these bigfoot
were around them all the time while they were up there now what's crazy about
it is the sounds are
so weird it sounds like someone pretending to be japanese that doesn't actually
speak japanese
yeah have you ever heard it no i'm we'll play it for you it's because it's the
weirdest it's it sounds
so strange and so fake but you know like they have these quote-unquote experts
that say the human
voice is not capable of making sounds remotely similar to this the range is
which doesn't make any sense
if you know who michael winslow is yeah right yeah yeah that guy who that guy
went on he does a woman
peeing when she goes to the bathroom he does everything yeah he does everything
he did led
zeppelin he played whole lot of love with his mouth yeah and it sounds
incredible but um this
samurai sent like there's these loud whoops whoops and these guys are like in
the foreground you know
like the guys who are recording they're trying to communicate with these things
they sound so calm
i mean if there really was giant fucking eight foot apes out there wandering
around like you know two
300 yards away from you screaming and whooping and talking would you really and
you're in the woods
would you really be so calm wouldn't you be freaking the out oh yeah these guys
do you have it yeah i'm
trying to make sure i find the right thing because i'm stumbling across some
traps oh that people are
making around the internet i wish i could remember the gentleman's name well i
think i have it as all i'm
saying so ronald j moorhead and alan barry maybe is that right yes ron moorhead
yeah yeah okay that's
it the sierra mountains that's what it is
all right and so um it's the weirdest shit ever listen just listen to this you're
gonna
i read what it could be but we'll listen first it could be
this is all right stop stop stop this is a terrible version of it there's a
better version of it
where you can hear the guys really clearly the people talking i don't know why
that's so scratchy
but they're like they're over by the lake like they're talking like that
this very strange sound and they're coming calm about it yeah and these you
know supposed
vocal experts are analyzing it the human body is incapable of making such
sounds
you know in that area of you got it i don't know it says hd okay here
they're knocking that's another thing that sasquatch do they knock
that one's weird
let's scoot ahead a little bit and hear the samurai sounds
still sounds terrible anyway
these people believe that shit les stroud was balls deep in this
with that guy apparently he had an experience and i talked to him about his
experience it's pretty
interesting he was in um not with that guy but he was in alaska and uh
apparently he heard some
crazy noises like some monkey sounds outside of his in the middle of nowhere no
one was in there
and he said he heard something run away some bipedal sound of something running
away but again
even though he's an experienced woodsman and he's a guy who's you know camped
out
countless nights in the middle of nowhere and survives in the middle of nowhere
and documents
it like he's the reason why those survivor shows exist yeah because that guy
literally would starve to
death and try to eat like bark and whatever the he could for seven you could
see his face like
sinking in it was he was losing weight i mean he really did do that he did all
sorts of different
things to try to survive and then documented how he was doing it what he would
do
but he got obsessed with bigfoot and then developed that bigfoot show and
unfortunately a lot of people
lost a lot of faith in him because of that they're like no you're the legit
survivor guy
and now you're doing this show and this is why it's ridiculous there was one
episode of the show where
they had this guy who he was with who had video of a sasquatch like high
definition video and it looks
so fake yeah it's like he's like the sasquatch is looking at him through the
woods and he's like
there he is there he is it's a guy with a mascot that's how he is he yells out
i'm a sasquatch like
okay he just yelled that out oh yeah yeah makes the samurai but this you know
the the guy who had the video
is known to be like full of and here he's got this guy on a show and then he
you know is
this real you be the judge like yeah i'm gonna say it's not real it's a guy
with a mask on
i think i did read that that that guy was very not respected yes in that by the
bigfoot community
yeah you know the bigfoot community again very open-minded yeah he marriages
into everything
there's other things like they would they would see trees that would fall over
like in certain
patterns and they were convinced that sasquatch was leaning these trees against
each other i thought
it was like yeah does it not to let you know where not to go yeah yeah that's
they had this idea i mean
it's all theory right yeah i think i've been following the wrong guy dude i
believe all this stuff
that you like is fake i'm like yeah yeah i only watched that less draw one
because of that other
guy well i want it to be real that's the thing i do too if someone had a
convincing bigfoot encounter
where they caught it on video where i was like holy what is that like what is
that or there was
something but there's nothing like i uh you know i've i've talked to a lot of
those people when i did
this show called joe rogan questions everything for sci-fi and me and duncan trussell
actually went
camping in the pacific northwest we didn't really camp we pretend to go camping
and then we went to a
hotel yeah and then we came back the next morning like well rough night of
camping but we were out
there for days trying to look for sasquatch and talking to people that hunt for
sasquatch and the
one conclusion that we came to is it's a bunch of unfuckable white dudes yeah
just out there just out
there camping it's just but the the desire for it to be real is so strong it
would change i watched
you know like that finding bigfoot show i used to always think because people
like why is it on i'm
like i don't know man because it's fun to watch and if they find him the world
is different now
like if they come back with bigfoot everything's different everything's
different everything's
getting different the alien thing yeah the fact that they're saying it's that
that's like true you're
like it's a lot dude that's a lot to take if we get you know i know that they
have the videos and
stuff the aliens but like if you if we get up straight up start talking to one
i mean i don't
know what's going to happen well here's something that came out uh today jamie
i'm going to send you
this uh because uh sagar and jetty from uh rising on the hill and i've been
going back and forth with
this and i i found this today and sent it to him it's um i'll send it to you
right now jamie
um it says paradigm shifting ufo tech that alters space-time is operable u.s
navy chief tech
officer so it's some story that i didn't bother looking into because i saw it
when i was on my way
out the door and i was like what in the fuck is this because there's been all
these sightings of
these things that move in some weird way paradigm shifting ufo tech there so
there's these things
that been that move in this weird way that don't show any propulsion system and
oh due to censorship
please join us on telegram i'm gonna say documents obtained by the drive show
the revolutionary
technology that has capability to alter space-time may actually be operable
according to the naval
aviation enterprise chief technology officer dr james how do you say that name
she he what do you think
operable in quotes what is that i don't know good question reflect on why is
technology that has
a potential to change the entire human experience for the better always used
for the defense purposes
and military applications what are the betterments what about the betterment of
humanity yeah
i don't know um but it's christopher mellon who's that guy who keeps coming up
with all this uh ufo
tech stuff can you scroll back up please someone's just like writing i was
reading through twitter it's
like a story it's not really like an article right um twitter feed of christopher
mellon the former
deputy assistant defense secretary for intelligence from 97 to 2002 doing so i
came across an interesting
post from the drive regarding documents they received via the freedom freedom
of information act
regarding a space-time modification weapon developed by the u.s navy which
apparently has already gone
through experimental testing this in turn led me to evidence suggesting that
other revolutionary type of
technology that could no doubt be used to change the world for the better blah
blah blah was already
operable yeah i don't know but that this is what uh if you pay attention to the
ufo world do you pay
attention to that at all uh not like actively there's a guy named bob lazar and
i do know that
from because you talk to him yeah it was one of the weirdest conversations i've
ever had because you're
like i mean are you crazy are you full of or is this real yeah because if it is
real this this thing
is a uh special effect created a guy who is a special effect artist do you
remember his name jamie who
made this thing for us this gentleman he's got a um design designs by perry
designs by perry at instagram
and he created this thing and this is like a scale model of what bob lazar
supposedly worked on he was
hired by the united states military to work at area s4 which is part of the
area 51 like area 51 site
s4 site 4 was this place where he allegedly worked to back engineer these
spaceships and the way these
things moved around was exactly how this christopher mellon guy or this article
rather that quoted him
is describing that they use some sort of gravity space time bending technology
so they didn't use a
propulsion system like a rocket shoot flame out the back they bent time in
front of them and just would
shoot instantaneously to wherever the they wanted to go so you'd be like
instantly be able to go instantly
what's fucked is that there was an instance off of the uh coast of san diego in
2004 where a navy pilot
by the name of commander david fravor who i've also had on the show experienced
this thing that they
call the tic-tac ufo they tracked it with radar they tracked it with um their
the camera systems on the on
the on the on the on their plane and they even have video footage of this thing
it went from 80 000
feet above sea level to one in a second wow that's the amount of time that it
takes radar to do the
blip blip yeah blip blip so in that time it traveled 80 000 feet they have no
idea how the
it did that it shows no propulsion heat signature they took video footage of
this thing and it went
from there it took off where they couldn't even follow with their eye just
disappeared to the
predetermined destination where they were supposed to coordinate later so it's
like it's
reading their