Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1621 - Jim Breuer
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1621 - Jim Breuer' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-19. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1621 - Jim Breuer

Joe Rogan podcast check it out
The Joe Rogan experience
Showing my day Joe Rogan podcast
My night all day
What's up Joe? We're doing it. What's happening?
Oh it just started? Yeah yeah yeah we're rolling
Oh okay. Good to see you brother. Good to see you too
Dude you're like one of my long
Longest term comedy friends
Like we've known each other since the early years
I want to say like 91
Yeah I think it's around 91
And
What a lot of people probably don't even know
Is like the way your TV career
Hardball
Yeah you were on hardball
Jim and I did a pilot
For a sitcom that was on
Fox in like 93
Yep right
Like 93 and Jim was
He was the mascot
For the opposing team
Right and it was fucking hilarious
God damn we had fun
I have a photo of you and I
We look like babies
I gotta find it
We look like babies
I would love to see that photo
Yeah we were both like 26
And we were little cute face
Little babies
And I remember
I remember watching the show
So excited for you
And then
And then after hardball
Because I'd always follow you
You then
Was it news radio?
Yeah
And I'm like
Joe's on news radio
And I'd tell my wife
And we'd watch
Like we're so excited for Joe
And then just watching you
Just constantly grow and grow
And then
And then when you started
Doing the UFC
I would tell my friends
Like
That's the real Joe
Like that's Joe's
And when you start doing this
I went
That's
That's Joe Rogan man
Meaning
This is
This is how I've known you forever
It's not like we've hung out
All the time
But I remember just being in LA
Just hanging out talking to you
And I
And I
I couldn't relate to a lot
You know
I was
I wanted leather pants
And a fucking
White tiger walking down
I was chasing it all
Whatever
Like
Start him that way
What did you want?
Dude
The first time I went to LA
I went into a place
And I bought like
Satin blue
Clothes
I wanted
Really?
I wanted
Eddie Murphy
Leather pants
With
With
With
Like a tiger
I wanted to walk down
Melrose with a tiger
Just so people
Could go
That fucker
Successful
So you had some like
High school boy
Like the posters on the wall
Like these kind of thoughts
About success
Without
MTV showed me
Yeah
So I wanted to be
I wanted to be
Judas Priest
I wanted to
I didn't know the guy
Was wearing an S&M outfit
Nobody did
He taught so many guys
He came out with a bullwhip
When he came out as gay
A lot of guys were like
Hey wait a minute
Oh
Duh
I mean look how he's
Go to
Give me a photo
Of Rob Halford
I met Rob Halford
He's a really nice guy
I did this
VH1 show
That I hosted once
And he was
One of the guests on it
Super cool guy
Great guy
You got another thing
Come and talk
And
I would
I would
I would argue with people
They go
Brewer
You know this guy's gay
I'm like
No he's not
Look at the chaps
You don't even see the chaps
In that picture
You just see the top of them
He's got a bullwhip
He's wearing an S&M outfit
Look at that one
Go to that one
With the open shirt
Right there
He's screaming
I'm gay
And I'm yelling at people
Going
No he's not
He's metal
You moron
And the reason why
I would argue
Is because
I'd say
He doesn't have an earring
In his right ear
Because that's what
Defined
What was gay
Yeah
I had dangling cross earrings
So everyone that was gay
Knew
Hey Brewer
Brewer is not gay
He's got it on the left side
But if you had it on the right ear
You're like
Oh
This guy
Remember that
Of course I do
I remember
If you were a rock and roll guy
You were allowed to have one
In two years
Yeah
It's still
It's a little sketch
For me it's a little sketch
If you had it in your right ear
And if you had hoops
They couldn't be too big
I remember
I got a hoop
On my left ear
And it was a little too big
And I looked at myself
In the mirror
And I was like
I don't know about that hoop
I think
I'm glad I didn't know you
At that point
I think Joe
Turned a corner
Something about that
Yeah
Something about Joe
Oh yeah turn that corner
Yeah Rob Halford
Got everybody to dress up
Like an S&M person
Dude I swear in my life
I went to this little show
I grew up in Long Island
And there was this little rock and roll shop
Named slip disc
And they sold the Rob Halford
With the spikes
And I got
The glove
No
It was around your wristband
Oh the wristband
Yeah yeah yeah
And I remember going to order pizza
And I rolled up my denim jacket
And I go
Let me get two slices
And I just would let everyone know
Like you see what the fuck I got on
You see what's going down right
What a bunch of morons
That's so silly
That's why I can't get annoyed at my kids
Because I was
I had a dangling cross earring
I'm wearing a denim jacket
With painted
Judas Priest on the back
And I think I know the world
I mean that's
And I'm in LA
And I'm ready to wear leather pants
Every kid's got to be able to make their own
Fucking ridiculous mistakes like that
Yeah
So what I
I know you don't remember
But I remember
Being in LA with you
I don't know what the hell
Maybe it was for the pilot
And I'm ready to go
And go star humping
And get my star
And you're like
Dude
Want to go to the gym?
I went
The gym?
Why would you want to go to the gym?
We're in LA
Like bro
Go to the gym
And I'm going to the pool hall
You want to go to the pool hall?
And you
And you dragged me to the pool hall
And I was just like
What am I doing?
That was Hollywood Billiards
Yes
Famous place
But you stayed
Who you were
And that
I always admired
I always admired that
Well
I got lucky
Those things
Didn't have an appeal to me
Like going to parties
And all that stuff
It just
There was no appeal
For whatever reason
I just didn't find it interesting
I mean occasionally
Occasionally
Go to a party
Talk to some interesting people
It's fun
But for the most part
I felt like
It was a lot of standing around
And in Hollywood
The conversations
That were really interesting
Were few and far between
They weren't that
Like I've been to parties
At friends house
That have like really cool friends
And you meet interesting people
And you have like
Really fun conversations
But in Hollywood
It was a lot of like
Who you know
And what are you doing
And what we're planning
And how we're going to take over
And
Did you
Who has a deal
Oh my god
I know him
I could hook you up
With that producer
Oh the deal thing
The deal
And getting to know actors
Was such a
It was like
These poor folks
Had
You know
You know how a lot of kids today
Have a real problem
With social media
Because they're looking
At other people's stuff
And other people's
Faces look perfect
Because they're wearing filters
And they have this
They see other people partying
And they have the FOMO
The fear of missing out
And it's just
They're constantly
Comparing themselves
To other people
Well for actors
When I saw
When I lived
In you know
In the 90s
In Hollywood
It was
The Hollywood Reporter
And like
Variety
And all of the
Industry magazines
Yeah
They would all sit around
Reading them
The same way
Like a jealous person
Looks at someone's Instagram
Like you look at
Some guy's car
God
He's got a
Fucking 69
Camaro
Shit
You know
Look at her
With her Gucci bag
And her this
And her that
And they'd also flaunt
I remember being with
Some
I don't even want to give
The person credit
So I'm working
With some person
And
What's her name
Rhymed with?
Hats
So
Mr. Hats
Who's literally
Like a Dr. Seuss
Character anyway
Would try to impress
His people
And I'll never forget
He's like
I've got this
Brand new Lamborghini
You gotta check it out
And so I
But Mr. Hats
Didn't buy a
Brand new Lamborghini
He bought a used one
And he goes to this lot
Which is next to
Jay Lent
It's just
That's all they do
Is name drop
Name drop
Money
Name drop
And so he's
Pulling out of the garage
The side view mirror
Starts dangling
And the
And the back
And he's
Six foot three
So he's in his
Fucking thing
Like this
Hop over there
Papa
While I try to
Abuse more young
Minds like yourself
And rape your ideas
And so he hop in there
And then the thing
Bottomed out
You know
Broke down
Two days later
But
Going to that
Distance
Just to show off
Is
Is just
Exhausting
Some people
They think
That's the only way
In their head
They've ever made it
They have to have
That thing
Where they show
I've got the Lamborghini
I got the house
In the Hollywood Hills
Like here I am
Like that's one of the reasons
Why people like to throw parties
It's not just to have
A bunch of people
Over the house
To show you
What they have
Like look
And I was
I was falling for that
In the beginning
I fell for it hard
But
How'd you get out of it
Cause you live
I love the way you live
You live in New Jersey
You live in like
A nice beautiful community
With trees and shit
And everything's calm
Yes
And you're a family man
Yes
Like I love the fact
That you
You just
You just went
No no no
No no
I grew up
Probably like
The way you did
I don't know exactly
I grew up
Very blue collar
My dad was
Sanitation
My mom worked
At the airport
We lived near JFK
And
Everyone looked after each other
It was a community
It was a family
You may not like each other
But everyone
I thrived for that
My whole life
Once I left it
Hollywood doesn't present
Nothing where it presents
So
How did I leave it
I think it was
It was
Honestly
I think getting fired
Seeing too much of Hollywood
I
I got shot out of a cannon
And I immediately
Had such a
Disgusting taste
In my life
I wanted nothing
To do with anybody
You went from
SNL
To just going
Fuck it
I'm just going to do
Stand up
I'm going to do
My radio show
I'm going to do
Stand up
Right after
Well
Okay
So when you
At the end of the day
I didn't even want
SNL
I didn't want SNL
You and I both know
That was
Nobody came out of there
Going
That's the greatest gig
It's very rarely
People came out of there
They come out of there
Like they were in a fight
Absolutely
Like they just got out
Of a fucking bar fight
Exactly
That's how Phil Hartman was
When I first started
Working with Phil Hartman
In 94
He had just left SNL
And he
It took a while
For him to be comfortable
Around us
Like the news radio people
The actors
Were super friendly
Everybody liked to get hammered
That was like the big thing
We would get fucking
Blasted drunk
Yeah
But we were all like
Really
Like in terms of like
Actors
Genuinely supportive
Like Dave Foley
Was the most supportive guy ever
Like he was always
Writing jokes for you
He was always like
Rewriting scenes for you
Like Jim
Why don't you come in
And say this instead
Or he would write
Like really great lines
But
Phil was like
He was in a competition
At first
He thought like
Everybody was going to be
Competent
And then he
Once he relaxed
Phil liked to smoke weed
And once he relaxed
He's like
You know
Going over there
It was like
Everybody was like
Dog eat dog
And everybody's
At each other's throats
It's dog eat dog
And there's no rhyme or reason
Yeah
There's no rhyme or reason
It's just like politics
In other words
I can't help with Congress
What bill they're going to pass
Even they know
Even they know
This is going to work
Nope
Same kind of stuff
It's the same exact thing
Because you're fighting
To get your bits on
Right
You're fighting to get
Your pieces on
You're fighting to get
Your little sketches on
Yeah
And the worst
The worst part is
You know something's
Going to work
And you have someone
Come to you
Towards the end
It made me such
A dark human being
Because I'm the
Hey man
Let's all
Let's all
Be a team
And I used to
When I
When I worked with Hats
I said
Let's look at this roster
Holy crap
Let's see who goes
In the Boston Comedy Club
Let's just buy a script
And put everyone
In it
And let them play
To their strength
Wow
You know
This one
I'm like
I wish I had
The business smarts
To go back
And do that
Because you're
It would have been
It would have been
So much fun
I mean
Maybe it would have been
Disaster
Maybe this guy
Maybe I would have
Ended up getting
Leather pants
I got my fucking
White lion leather pants
But
It makes you so
You know
I don't want to
Rehash bad memories
You never got bitter
But you understood
That bitterness is an option
Correct
And I started smoking
An intense amo