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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Breuer's Coronavirus Questions' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-20. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience this is the greatest time in human history where
there's absolutely zero thinking when I say zero thinking and or you're put in
fear of thinking I'll give you a little example I had I came in I had to have a
COVID test for I walked in here right so let's talk to your nurse and and I
said
I had it I had in December and I didn't tell anyone because I didn't I'm put
on social media and I put it everywhere because I didn't want people like oh
I'm gonna cancel shows and blah blah blah blah is the hysteria that goes that
was
it it was like a very mild sinus infection basically it's what Jamie had
basically
it started it started in my nose all right and then I had a little like I had
one
of those but I immediately from the past anytime I get sick I'm traveling so I
know I've had I've been sick on the road I immediately put a nose spray
constant
cleaning and I have a um inhaler like a steroid to get my lungs going so I
started
that the next day body felt like I was getting something and which I've had in
the past almost if I don't get the chills my skin gets really sensitive and
then
after that a little tired but I had I can breathe but clearly I had a sinus
infection that's the
best way to describe it now here's the thing now I gave it to my wife and my
youngest daughter and the
other two but my other two daughters like we're out of here we're getting
tested they both negative
soon they left the house we're out of here and they got bubbles around the head
and wearing their space
outfits so they're gone my youngest one comes home from school and she has to
take a test and they
say you're positive and she was she clearly got sick my wife's sick I'm sick
now none of us I I have an
infectious disease doctor in New Jersey his specialty is infectious disease I
said doc my daughter is
positive I clearly gave it to her he goes you need to get tested before I see
you I said okay well it's
a two three day wait in the meantime did you have every anything goes take
vitamin c vitamin d and zinc
he goes then don't worry about it
so part of me started getting infuriated so you're telling me the world is
shutting down
and you're telling me to take vitamin c vitamin d and zinc he goes I need you
to get the test
okay I'll get the test now I'm a little aggravated I just want something to get
rid of this right okay
that's all I want right so now it's going on the second week and it's this
thing's annoying because
I'm taking the 2000 d's and 3000 c's and zinc and a and whatever he's telling
me to do
my daughter is getting better my wife still can't d can't smell or taste um and
she's got stage four
cancer so she's like super high she's doing great and all that not the but she's
doing great she's on
trial she's crushing it so if anything she's the most danger because of her
immune system week two
I get a test the same test I just took here which is a very reliable test
and I told my doctor hey man it's official I tested positive which test did you
take
as I took the rapid because that I can't I don't accept that one you don't
accept that
infectious disease doctor and you don't accept that test what did he want the pcr
test he wanted yeah
whatever he's got to go to a lab now we're going on day 12 and you still take
telling me to take
vitamins and stuff so finally I said I'm not doing that test because then I got
to go in the state and
the system and and they called looking for my daughter can we speak to your
daughter no you may not
well is she doing the appropriate things I have it as her father well what is
she doing go yourself
that's what she's doing you don't call my house government you just overstepped
your boundaries
you're just here to protect me not to come knocking on my door to ask me what I'm
doing and how I'm
treating my 16 year old it's a very frightening place to be now with that said
I then ask hey man
what can we do he goes I need that other test and I'm not getting the other
test so I called a friend
said I'll get you something by tomorrow I got stuff by the next day and in two
days that stuff was clear
so I started asking her why don't people then and and I just left the town of
Chester New Jersey and
it was a um there's a couple there's about 15 of us a group that formed this
community during the whole
COVID and this one woman just got it and she got hospitalized and I went whoa
what happened and she said I
waited 12 days and then I had a problem but I started freaking out breathing
went to the hospital that
gave me steroids and antibiotics and it cleared right up so my question is
why do you have to test positive to wait to get antibiotics or steroids if
neither one of them
hurt you or kill you while you're still waiting to see what this does and she
didn't have an answer
and she's like that's a great question I go it's a simple it's just a question
so if I'm a doctor
and Joe Rogan comes to me and says hey man my daughter's positive I have sinus
I am truck no
well I can give you this because I know it's not going to kill you and I know I'll
give you antibiotics
and hopefully two three days it will clear up but it's not going to and if it
gets worse then we'll
take care of it then because clearly this is not going to make you worse right
so why isn't that being
done and then my other question was if that doctor an infectious disease doctor
doesn't allow
that test how many people take that test and it counts as a number but yet it
doesn't count
so what is really going on is my question there's a lot of confusion a massive
amount of people there's
a disease that kills some folks and there's a disease that we in the beginning
stages of this pandemic
thought was going to be far more severe than it turned out to be and they never
adjusted that's the
problem the problem the problem is it's still not good you know you don't want
to catch covid
but the vast majority of people who get it will be fine 78 of the people that
are hospitalized are obese
the very obese people have a real hard time with it there's six percent of the
people who died from
covid only had covid the other nine p that number six percent one more six
percent of the people who died
from covid only had covid the other 94 percent had an average of 2.6 comorbidities
so almost three more
than two and a half comorbidities meaning like obesity you know there's a bunch
of different things that
people have diabetes is a big one um you know uh alzheimer's there's a lot of
there's a lot of like
comorbidities that are that are very dangerous if you get covid i'll tell you
another one so another one
of our friends his name is rob he's heavy he's a mess bro gout three times a
year he's a mess he's totally
heavy dude blah blah blah yeah july he says don't come near me i have a science
infection
and we all went whoa rob's off limits you're whoop whoop rob's dying we're
laughing rob died he's got
he's done we said you should really go check that out rob we don't hear from
rob next time next thing me
and me and my wife went to maine when i went on a mountain we were on a we're
on a lake it was one
that i felt like i was in if i died that is where heaven's gonna be is that
trip with my wife
i come back do you hear what's going on rob what he's in the hospital what he's
on the he's on the uh
the ventilator the ventilator one what now he was a crazy trump guy he was like
drop job he was full
blown i would go there like oh my god these guys are talking politics again
please get off
every morning the liberals and democrats
non-stop like oh my god i just want to have a muffin and relax
so with that and i dude i got caught up too i i would be a liar if i said i
wasn't caught up in some
stuff for a while i was on the internet like dude my dude gfk is coming back i
was like what makes all
sense of the world i was i i was in right but this guy was like if i ever get i'm
taking hydrochloroquine
all right that was that's so now and this is all still going by the way
he gets admitted to the hospital and here comes my next question and there is
an ending to this story
um he gets admitted they say he's got brain damage from covid it's brain damage
well this is the
information we're getting like what never what do you mean brain down yeah he's
he's not gonna he's
not gonna be able to walk what he's he has brain damage then it turned out he
had strokes the covid
cause strokes then it turned out no he asked for a specific drug they said we
can't give it to you
in the state of jersey and we're gonna have to do testing before we could do
stuff next thing you know
the guy's on high blood pressure pills and all that they didn't give him his
meds he stroked out
cut to he's brain dead his wife can't his wife and 11 year old 13 year old have
have to say goodbye to
him before they pull the plug they're not allowed to be with him oh they have
to facetime so here's
a question for you no this this is going somewhere bro all right thank god one
of our crew said please
send this person there just one last one last look the specialist shows up said
he's not brain dead
he's dehydrated who's been taking care of this patient and who said he was
coveted i want everything
gets everything said i need the wife and children in here oh well it's against
our
but again what's keeping you safe what's keeping you safe bring his family in
here his family talks to
him his heart rate starts going up in a week he opens his eyes and communicates
for the first time
it's six weeks later he now stands up for the first time it was uh it was october
he finally got out and he's still taking physical rehab i got pictures of him
videos of him and all
that jazz but he's recovering so the point of my story is two things they were
ready to let him die
they were willing they already said he's dead and you can't visit him jesus
christ so what
where kind of hospital is this it's in new jersey that's crazy so i'll so but
my question is this when
it comes to not being able to see elderly in elderly homes you got a quarantine
and all that what keeps
the workers safe what keeps the quote heroes safe and what why can't you allow
someone with a human touch
because when you're when you're at your weakest moment in time you need a human
you need pure love
you need that child you need your mother to come visit you they're the ones
even if you're in your
house and the fact that they are stopping that is pure evil in my mind i don't
it has nothing to do
with safety and if it is safety then stupidity and if i and at the end of the
day it's evil there's no
protocol stupidity what you're saying i think they're true i think in the
general sense they're trying to
protect people from getting infected well what keeps the people that works they're
infected nothing
well then what keep it well there you go the tightest masks that you can but
there's other
things you can give it to the child and the mom and dad exactly no i'm with you
i'm with you 100
if your kid was dying joe yeah you're gonna allow them to keep you from seeing
them no no
i'm gonna do my best right you're gonna smash that door down bro i'll tell you
that right now
you're gonna have to arrest me yeah you're gonna have to rest me so i i feel
the same way i know
what you're saying you got to question everything there's but you're right
about the touch about love
and about having hope and having someone come visit you despair is terrible for
the immune system all
that stuff is to do you know what a nocebo is you know what that means no it's
the opposite of placebo
a placebo effect is they give you a sugar pill and it makes you think that you're
doing well
and you're like oh and then all of a sudden your symptoms improve and you
actually get better
because your body is on a positive trip right your body's like oh jim got the
medicine ah we're
healing up and it literally has a an actual physical measurable effect and it's
called the placebo effect
well there's also something that they believe is more powerful than the placebo
effect and that's
the nocebo effect the nocebo effect is telling someone that they have a disease
telling someone
that there's an incurable disease or that they're sick and then they panic now
here's a perfect example
in 2007 there was a guy that was a part of a trial that they were doing a
double blind placebo
controlled trial on antidepressants so they're trying to find the efficacy of
antidepressants and they give
this guy um these pills and he shows up at the hospital he's got an empty
bottle of pills and he
goes help me help me i took all the pills i took all the pills and this guy
collapses all right they
bring him into the emergency room his blood pressure is dangerously low his
heart rate is jacked up
he's pale he's sick they're like oh no and so they they find the guys uh the
guy has a pill bottle they
brought in with him they find the guy's physician that's a part of the clinical
trial and they bring
the physician in the physician tells him you got the placebo there's no
medication here this is these
are bullshit pills there's nothing in them all of a sudden the guy gets better
like that his his heart
rate balances his blood pressure balances 15 minutes later he's fine the power
of your mind he was convinced
that he was if you have someone in a hospital bed and you're telling them they're
going to die and
you're not going to see your family and the amount of stress and the pain your
symptoms will crash
everything will get more up your body will go into a total state of shock there's
been people that have
died because they were incorrectly diagnosed with cancer and they went into
this this shock where they
can't believe that they they're not going to and then their their immune system
crashes their body crashes
and then they've done autopsies and they found out that it was benign and this
is what drives me nuts
where nobody questions you just go no that's what they said that's where that's
what they said so that's
what we're doing that's what voodoo is you know like people think that voodoo
is but voodoo is is you tell
someone if you're a charismatic person you have white paint on your face and
feathers and skulls and on
sticks and you tell them i put a curse on you and you believe that you'll be in
a full
terror yes you'll be in a full terror and then your life will fall apart my
hand to god when i start my
show i say and i've been saying this is the greatest voodoo trick i've seen in
humanity
in my entire life because that's what it is it's the greatest voodoo trick in
history i it's mind
boggling now i'm able to i'm able to sit and watch it and and dodge from it but
at the same time
i'm i'm baffled how many people just don't question anything it's mind-boggling
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Jim Breuer's Coronavirus Questions

the Joe Rogan experience this is the greatest time in human history where
there's absolutely zero thinking when I say zero thinking and or you're put in
fear of thinking I'll give you a little example I had I came in I had to have a
COVID test for I walked in here right so let's talk to your nurse and and I
said
I had it I had in December and I didn't tell anyone because I didn't I'm put
on social media and I put it everywhere because I didn't want people like oh
I'm gonna cancel shows and blah blah blah blah is the hysteria that goes that
was
it it was like a very mild sinus infection basically it's what Jamie had
basically
it started it started in my nose all right and then I had a little like I had
one
of those but I immediately from the past anytime I get sick I'm traveling so I
know I've had I've been sick on the road I immediately put a nose spray
constant
cleaning and I have a um inhaler like a steroid to get my lungs going so I
started
that the next day body felt like I was getting something and which I've had in
the past almost if I don't get the chills my skin gets really sensitive and
then
after that a little tired but I had I can breathe but clearly I had a sinus
infection that's the
best way to describe it now here's the thing now I gave it to my wife and my
youngest daughter and the
other two but my other two daughters like we're out of here we're getting
tested they both negative
soon they left the house we're out of here and they got bubbles around the head
and wearing their space
outfits so they're gone my youngest one comes home from school and she has to
take a test and they
say you're positive and she was she clearly got sick my wife's sick I'm sick
now none of us I I have an
infectious disease doctor in New Jersey his specialty is infectious disease I
said doc my daughter is
positive I clearly gave it to her he goes you need to get tested before I see
you I said okay well it's
a two three day wait in the meantime did you have every anything goes take
vitamin c vitamin d and zinc
he goes then don't worry about it
so part of me started getting infuriated so you're telling me the world is
shutting down
and you're telling me to take vitamin c vitamin d and zinc he goes I need you
to get the test
okay I'll get the test now I'm a little aggravated I just want something to get
rid of this right okay
that's all I want right so now it's going on the second week and it's this
thing's annoying because
I'm taking the 2000 d's and 3000 c's and zinc and a and whatever he's telling
me to do
my daughter is getting better my wife still can't d can't smell or taste um and
she's got stage four
cancer so she's like super high she's doing great and all that not the but she's
doing great she's on
trial she's crushing it so if anything she's the most danger because of her
immune system week two
I get a test the same test I just took here which is a very reliable test
and I told my doctor hey man it's official I tested positive which test did you
take
as I took the rapid because that I can't I don't accept that one you don't
accept that
infectious disease doctor and you don't accept that test what did he want the pcr
test he wanted yeah
whatever he's got to go to a lab now we're going on day 12 and you still take
telling me to take
vitamins and stuff so finally I said I'm not doing that test because then I got
to go in the state and
the system and and they called looking for my daughter can we speak to your
daughter no you may not
well is she doing the appropriate things I have it as her father well what is
she doing go yourself
that's what she's doing you don't call my house government you just overstepped
your boundaries
you're just here to protect me not to come knocking on my door to ask me what I'm
doing and how I'm
treating my 16 year old it's a very frightening place to be now with that said
I then ask hey man
what can we do he goes I need that other test and I'm not getting the other
test so I called a friend
said I'll get you something by tomorrow I got stuff by the next day and in two
days that stuff was clear
so I started asking her why don't people then and and I just left the town of
Chester New Jersey and
it was a um there's a couple there's about 15 of us a group that formed this
community during the whole
COVID and this one woman just got it and she got hospitalized and I went whoa
what happened and she said I
waited 12 days and then I had a problem but I started freaking out breathing
went to the hospital that
gave me steroids and antibiotics and it cleared right up so my question is
why do you have to test positive to wait to get antibiotics or steroids if
neither one of them
hurt you or kill you while you're still waiting to see what this does and she
didn't have an answer
and she's like that's a great question I go it's a simple it's just a question
so if I'm a doctor
and Joe Rogan comes to me and says hey man my daughter's positive I have sinus
I am truck no
well I can give you this because I know it's not going to kill you and I know I'll
give you antibiotics
and hopefully two three days it will clear up but it's not going to and if it
gets worse then we'll
take care of it then because clearly this is not going to make you worse right
so why isn't that being
done and then my other question was if that doctor an infectious disease doctor
doesn't allow
that test how many people take that test and it counts as a number but yet it
doesn't count
so what is really going on is my question there's a lot of confusion a massive
amount of people there's
a disease that kills some folks and there's a disease that we in the beginning
stages of this pandemic
thought was going to be far more severe than it turned out to be and they never
adjusted that's the
problem the problem the problem is it's still not good you know you don't want
to catch covid
but the vast majority of people who get it will be fine 78 of the people that
are hospitalized are obese
the very obese people have a real hard time with it there's six percent of the
people who died from
covid only had covid the other nine p that number six percent one more six
percent of the people who died
from covid only had covid the other 94 percent had an average of 2.6 comorbidities
so almost three more
than two and a half comorbidities meaning like obesity you know there's a bunch
of different things that
people have diabetes is a big one um you know uh alzheimer's there's a lot of
there's a lot of like
comorbidities that are that are very dangerous if you get covid i'll tell you
another one so another one
of our friends his name is rob he's heavy he's a mess bro gout three times a
year he's a mess he's totally
heavy dude blah blah blah yeah july he says don't come near me i have a science
infection
and we all went whoa rob's off limits you're whoop whoop rob's dying we're
laughing rob died he's got
he's done we said you should really go check that out rob we don't hear from
rob next time next thing me
and me and my wife went to maine when i went on a mountain we were on a we're
on a lake it was one
that i felt like i was in if i died that is where heaven's gonna be is that
trip with my wife
i come back do you hear what's going on rob what he's in the hospital what he's
on the he's on the uh
the ventilator the ventilator one what now he was a crazy trump guy he was like
drop job he was full
blown i would go there like oh my god these guys are talking politics again
please get off
every morning the liberals and democrats
non-stop like oh my god i just want to have a muffin and relax
so with that and i dude i got caught up too i i would be a liar if i said i
wasn't caught up in some
stuff for a while i was on the internet like dude my dude gfk is coming back i
was like what makes all
sense of the world i was i i was in right but this guy was like if i ever get i'm
taking hydrochloroquine
all right that was that's so now and this is all still going by the way
he gets admitted to the hospital and here comes my next question and there is
an ending to this story
um he gets admitted they say he's got brain damage from covid it's brain damage
well this is the
information we're getting like what never what do you mean brain down yeah he's
he's not gonna he's
not gonna be able to walk what he's he has brain damage then it turned out he
had strokes the covid
cause strokes then it turned out no he asked for a specific drug they said we
can't give it to you
in the state of jersey and we're gonna have to do testing before we could do
stuff next thing you know
the guy's on high blood pressure pills and all that they didn't give him his
meds he stroked out
cut to he's brain dead his wife can't his wife and 11 year old 13 year old have
have to say goodbye to
him before they pull the plug they're not allowed to be with him oh they have
to facetime so here's
a question for you no this this is going somewhere bro all right thank god one
of our crew said please
send this person there just one last one last look the specialist shows up said
he's not brain dead
he's dehydrated who's been taking care of this patient and who said he was
coveted i want everything
gets everything said i need the wife and children in here oh well it's against
our
but again what's keeping you safe what's keeping you safe bring his family in
here his family talks to
him his heart rate starts going up in a week he opens his eyes and communicates
for the first time
it's six weeks later he now stands up for the first time it was uh it was october
he finally got out and he's still taking physical rehab i got pictures of him
videos of him and all
that jazz but he's recovering so the point of my story is two things they were
ready to let him die
they were willing they already said he's dead and you can't visit him jesus
christ so what
where kind of hospital is this it's in new jersey that's crazy so i'll so but
my question is this when
it comes to not being able to see elderly in elderly homes you got a quarantine
and all that what keeps
the workers safe what keeps the quote heroes safe and what why can't you allow
someone with a human touch
because when you're when you're at your weakest moment in time you need a human
you need pure love
you need that child you need your mother to come visit you they're the ones
even if you're in your
house and the fact that they are stopping that is pure evil in my mind i don't
it has nothing to do
with safety and if it is safety then stupidity and if i and at the end of the
day it's evil there's no
protocol stupidity what you're saying i think they're true i think in the
general sense they're trying to
protect people from getting infected well what keeps the people that works they're
infected nothing
well then what keep it well there you go the tightest masks that you can but
there's other
things you can give it to the child and the mom and dad exactly no i'm with you
i'm with you 100
if your kid was dying joe yeah you're gonna allow them to keep you from seeing
them no no
i'm gonna do my best right you're gonna smash that door down bro i'll tell you
that right now
you're gonna have to arrest me yeah you're gonna have to rest me so i i feel
the same way i know
what you're saying you got to question everything there's but you're right
about the touch about love
and about having hope and having someone come visit you despair is terrible for
the immune system all
that stuff is to do you know what a nocebo is you know what that means no it's
the opposite of placebo
a placebo effect is they give you a sugar pill and it makes you think that you're
doing well
and you're like oh and then all of a sudden your symptoms improve and you
actually get better
because your body is on a positive trip right your body's like oh jim got the
medicine ah we're
healing up and it literally has a an actual physical measurable effect and it's
called the placebo effect
well there's also something that they believe is more powerful than the placebo
effect 