Name: How Much Money Does Disneyland Lose Everyday By Being Closed?
Uploaded: 2021-04-03T18:28:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Much Money Does Disneyland Lose Everyday By Being Closed?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Much Money Does Disneyland Lose Everyday By Being Closed?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-04-03. Transcript available.

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Like they're telling people not to scream at Disneyland
Do you know that?
Yeah
Yeah, they told me when you go on rides, don't scream
Like, okay
I'm gonna mime it
I'm gonna wow
That's, that's so
They also tell you to keep your arms and hands down
No one ever fucking does that
No one ever does that, right
Yeah, I hope people scream instead of protest
They're probably gonna stop people from screaming though
They're probably gonna tell people
Because, you know, look
They don't want an inspector to come there and say
Hey, people are screaming
We're gonna shut this place down
You know, they've
Disneyland's been closed for a fucking year
And they're losing some insane amount of money
It's like $300 million a day or something crazy
Yeah
Like it's nuts
I might have made that number
Pulled that right out of my ass
How much money is Disneyland losing per day
While Disneyland's being closed?
I think it might be $100 million
I really do
I think
Isn't that what it costs for a churro at Disneyland?
Isn't a churro at Disneyland $100 million?
It's less than that
Yeah, there's gotta
Let's guess
Before I say $100 million
What do you say?
I'll say $50 million
Okay, I like what you're doing
Price is right
Let's go
I just have no idea
$100 million seems
If you guessed a million
I would have been like
Maybe
I would have probably guessed half of that
That just seems like so much money
It's way more than a million
Disneyland is huge
And it's really fucking expensive
And then you got Disneyland and California Adventure
All in the same park
I've barely
I can count on one hand
The amount of times
I've had more than $2,000
At once
In my life
So I don't have a concept
Of what a million dollars
Is
It's a lot of money
But it's not a lot of money
If you're running Disneyland
I mean, that's probably their fucking rent
What do you got, Jamie?
It's giving me just Disney's overall
Disney's a gigantic company
So like
It's not breaking it down
Just for Disneyland
Did you write
Disneyland is losing
Yes
So now I'm looking
Per day
How much is Disneyland's daily revenue?
And then
No, no, no
Just say
How much is Disneyland losing per day?
It's adding it all together
With Disney the company
And how much they lost in China
And Orlando
And the TV channels
And all that
Did you write Disneyland?
Yes
Fuckers
I know there was an article
Jamie, you'll get it
I know you will
I have faith
There's gotta be like
A middle ground
You know
Yeah
Where
Like let people do
Whatever the fuck they want
Like let people do
Whatever the fuck they want
And like
Put those little dots
Where people can stand
A little bit further apart
I think we should've been
Doing that anyway
I've always thought
Handshaking was disgusting
I think we should all
Stop shaking hands
For the rest of our lives
When I was looking back
At my old material
I found two separate bits
I tried to write
About how shaking hands
Is nasty
Before COVID
I didn't even realize
I felt that strongly about it
Except that
I did
I was always like
A fist bumper
Or like
Better yet
Don't touch me
After shows
You don't have to
Fucking touch me
Dude
I've had men
Kiss me on my mouth
After shows
I've had people
Like grab my stomach
After shows
I've like
People put their hands
On me
And try to touch me
And I'm like
We don't
It's germs
Men have kissed you
On your mouth
How many
One
Took me a while
To add that up
Well I tried to fish
I was like
I mean men have kissed me
On my face
One guy
Kissed me on my mouth
But I was pushing
Him off of me
And yelling
Stop what the fuck
Are you doing
And like the people
With him were like
Laughing
And I was like
What the fuck
Is your problem
This is not
I snapped on him
I yelled at him
And then I didn't
Shake anyone's hands
After that
That's the difference
Between being a woman
Comic and being a male
Comic
Dudes have never
Tried to kiss me
I've never had a guy
To kiss me
I honestly don't
Even believe you
I feel like dudes
Have tried to kiss you
I feel like you've
Probably been kissed
On and off
By more women
After your shows
A couple women
Have tried to kiss me
But it's not threatening
You know
That's the difference
It's not dangerous
That's just because
You're into it
Just because you're
Into it
No it's not dangerous
Like they can't
Really rape me
You know what I'm saying
I feel threatened
On your behalf
But I respect your right
To feel safe
Thank you very much
I'm glad that you feel safe
I appreciate you
Feeling threatened
On my behalf
But my point is
Like a woman
Is not physically
Scary to me
Yeah
Where a man
Is physically scary
To a woman
Here it goes
Deep info
Okay here it goes
12 million per day
Wow I'm way off
Yeah
That's just for Disneyland
Though
12 million per day
Based on
2000
God it was like
300 million
Coronavirus
10 million per day
And Disneyland
California Adventure
4.1 million per day
Yeah
Damn I didn't realize
In Orlando
So when you start
Adding it all up
It starts getting
To be more and more
Walt Disney World
In Florida
Lost 25 million per day
It's way bigger though
Oh interesting
Magic Kingdom
8.8 million per day
Animal Kingdom
5.8 million per day
Epcot 5.2
And Hollywood Studios
4.8
Okay I was way off
I was gonna go with
A billion a day
How about that
A billion
So what is it
14
Is that what it said
14 million a day
That's still
A shitload of money
Add that over
365 days
And you got a lot
Of cheddar
So that's
350 million a week
Yeah
Yeah
That's billions
Damn
Billions of dollars
Just cause
Someone told them
They have to shut that
I mean they would've
Definitely lost money
Period
There's no way
To not lose
Some money
Everybody lost
Some money
But to lose
That much money
Is just preposterous
Well and then
If you think
About those workers
Think about
How much they
Could possibly
Be collecting
In unemployment
And it's gotta be
A hundred bucks
A week
I mean it's gotta be
So low
If they were
Minimum wage workers
Cause you just
Get a fraction
Of that
And where can you
Live on
A hundred bucks
A week
Like where can
You pay rent
What room can you
What closet
Can you rent
I'm not talking
About having
Your own apartment
I'm saying
Like where can
You live
For that amount
Of money
You can't
You can't
You have to
Live with your parents
And you have to
Hope they can
Pay their mortgage
It's interesting
Like what we
Just did there
Is basically
What's happening
In California
In terms of
Fear of COVID
Like when
When there's a person
That ramps it up
So high
Like a hundred
Million dollars a day
You came in
At fifty million a day
Right
That was your estimate
After I came in
With a hundred million a day
Meanwhile
We're both way off
Like that's
In a sense
Like what
In California
Everyone's like
We're all gonna die
Everyone's gonna die
And then if you're
Reasonable
You're like
No only like
Thirty percent of us
Are gonna die
And then you're like
Wait a minute
It's not even that
Thirty percent
Would be wild
That's what like
The bubonic plague killed
Well that was what
A lot of people
Were seriously worried about
Really
I've had people
Express to me today
That five percent
Of people
That get COVID die
I'm like bro
That's not possible
That's not true
It's not true
It's less than one percent
And then
You also have the problem
Of die from COVID
Or die with COVID
Because most people
Who die
Have an average
Of 2.6
Comorbidities
And I think
They've recently
Elevated that
I think it's more
Than that now
Which means
They have either
Diabetes
Or some
Some other cancer
Some other disease
That makes
Makes them extremely
Vulnerable
Then they get COVID
And then they die of it
Doesn't mean
You should minimize
The fact that they died
And COVID
Definitely killed them
Because if it wasn't
For COVID
They would have
Probably stayed alive
But they were
Not doing good
Already
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