Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1659 - Scott Eastwood
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1659 - Scott Eastwood' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-02. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1659 - Scott Eastwood

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Cheers, sir.
Hey.
Crack one of these open.
Yeah.
So, are these your beers?
You make your own beer?
We make our own beer.
I don't actually make it.
But someone connected to you and your company makes it.
Exactly.
It's called Made Here, and every part about the process is Made in America.
I have your socks.
Yeah.
I have your underwear, too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I left you some stuff.
So, what else do you make?
Well, we started with socks and boxers.
Cheers, sir.
Cheers.
And then we decided we wanted to do consumables.
That's a good beer.
That's an IPA.
Yeah.
We have three different kinds.
That's very good.
Yeah.
I don't know if you're an IPA guy.
I love IPA.
Okay.
I'm not a beer snob.
I like stouts.
I like ales.
I like beer.
Yeah.
But I like IPA.
I like the kind of bitterness to it.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like Uncle Sam, too.
Look at that.
You like it.
I've been fighting with my partner, to be honest about it.
About Uncle Sam?
You don't like it?
Well, here's the thing.
Okay.
It reminds me a little bit of government.
Ooh.
And I'm not super government-y.
Government-y.
Government-y.
That's what I would say, too, if I knew zero about politics.
I'm not like really government-y.
I'm not really government-y.
No, I fucking hate politics, to be honest.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan.
I hate them.
Yeah.
But, you know, I like the colors.
I like the thing.
I like what we stand for.
It's our ethos.
It's like we stand for every process along the way, celebrating the American
worker, celebrating
America.
And we don't, you know, it's just...
One thing that is weird is that Uncle Sam doesn't have a face.
That he's in darkness.
Like, you can see the hat.
But he could be like anybody, right?
He seems like a demon.
Like the Grinch.
The government is kind of demon-y.
You know what I'm saying, Jamie?
You'll see what it...
I like his tie.
Like, he just got off work.
The tie.
Yeah, right.
He got off work.
Yeah, it's Friday.
He's loosened up in the bow tie.
He's here to party, but he's also a demon.
Yeah.
Like, he's got, like, his hair and his face, and he looks like the Grinch.
It could be anything.
The Grinch.
Like, you mean from the Christmas movie?
Yeah.
Like, he's all, like, fuzzy.
You know what I'm saying?
I never thought of him like the Grinch.
He could be the Grinch.
Yeah.
But he's got no eyes.
He's got no face.
Hey.
But you can see his hat.
It's very confusing.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh, he wiggles a little, too.
It's even worse.
So he's like a dream.
How did you pull that up so fast?
Jamie's a wizard.
I got a sweet...
I got a .beer domain.
Yeah.
Made here, .beer.
Oh, no shit.
Do you know that actually 90% of pretty much
all beer we drink in the U.S.
is either foreign-owned
or they use foreign ingredients?
What?
Yes.
True story.
Really?
Yeah, man.
I didn't know any of this.
Sam Adams?
Well, I can't speak for each beer,
so I'm not going to, like,
start shitting on other beers.
All right.
But Sam Adams is all about, like,
made here, made in America.
Yeah.
And there are, so 10% of...
10%?
Yeah.
But this one is, you know, 100%, so...
It's very good.
Yeah.
What do they...
So it's hops, right?
They use hops.
Hops.
Yeast.
Barley.
Some companies use rice, don't they?
I think so.
Yeah, I mean, like, a lot of Japanese beers use rice.
Because some beers you could drink if you're on a keto diet.
I think Heineken.
Really?
I think so.
That doesn't sound right.
Maybe it's just some keto asshole telling you that.
Yeah.
Some guy.
I don't think Heineken is made with wheat.
Are you doing...
Oh, that's what it is.
It's, like, gluten-free.
No, I'm not keto.
I've heard you talk about it before.
Yeah.
I mostly eat meat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But lately, I've been trying to cut...
I weighed 208 the other day.
It's the fattest I've ever been in my life.
Oh, wow.
I was like, Jesus Christ.
Because I've been dealing with this back thing that you saw that I hurt myself
doing jiu-jitsu
this morning.
Yeah.
I've been dealing with this to the point where I've been doing a lot of
physical therapy.
And over the last few weeks, I've been training pretty hard again because the
back's been
feeling good until this morning.
But I got out of a...
Because I was just trying to let everything relax.
But I did not get out of a food rhythm.
My food rhythm went...
I just...
When I work out hard, I eat whatever the fuck I want.
But when I'm not working out hard and I eat whatever the fuck I want, I just
start getting
fat face.
I start...
I start chipmunking up.
And I see this.
This starts getting fat.
And then I start getting the above-the-dick fat.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, no one likes that.
Yeah, where I could, like, pinch...
And I always get this fat here.
Yeah.
But, you know, the other side of that is sometimes if you get too skinny, then
you're, like,
a little gaunt.
Mm.
Right.
And that doesn't look good.
Yeah.
Either.
Um, it's probably better for you, though.
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't want to get too skinny, but I like being lean.
I like being healthy.
I'm really at my best when I'm, like, 195.
Like, 195 to 200, I'm okay.
But when I get 205 to 208 and...
Yeah.
I'm just...
Dude, I'm a glutton.
I got a real problem.
Just, like, the stuff.
The things.
I fucking eat, dude.
I eat way too much.
I have a real problem.
I do, too.
I do, too.
I always over-order.
Like, if I'm hungry and I get a cheeseburger, I'll get two cheeseburgers.
Oh, really?
Even if I don't want a cheeseburger, even if one cheeseburger is enough, I
order two.
And then I see that second one there, I just start eating it anyway.
Even though I'm not even...
I'm full.
I just keep eating.
It's terrible.
But if you go to, like, In-N-Out, then you get, like, two and you don't feel
bad, you get them protein style.
Yes.
That's not bad.
That's a good move.
Yeah.
I heard In-N-Out out here is not as good.
I don't know.
Somebody told me it's not as good.
I feel like it's as good.
That's a thing to say.
Like, people...
That's a California thing to say.
It's one of those Whataburger enthusiasts, they'll tell you.
You know, those fucking people?
Mm-hmm.
Those Whataburger people are weird.
It's like they're seeing life through a lens.
Like, let me wear your glasses.
Like, what do you see?
What does the world look like to you?
What color is the sky?
Well, I feel like those people, I don't know them exactly, but...
Or maybe I'm not...
I'm just not aware I'm friends with them.
They'd be the same people who, like, resist change.
Right.
They'd be like, we can't just In-N-Out here.
Bro, I grew up on Whataburger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you're like, for Austin, you know, that's a thing right now.
It's like everyone's like, ah, can you believe?
Can you believe what Joe Rogan's doing to Austin?
Oh, they're so silly.
I haven't done anything.
I brought in a bunch of funny comedians and Elon Musk.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
He was coming.
Elon was coming anyway.
I didn't bring him.
No.
But even he can't afford to live here now.
Five guys' burgers, in my opinion, shits on all of them.
You know why?
Bacon and jalapenos.
We're done.
I like it.
They give you jalapenos.
I like five guys.
It's good.
And bacon.
Yeah.
And their fries are better.
You can get fries with spices.
Have you slept through P-Terry since you've been here?
I like P-Terry.
P-Terry's pretty fucking good.
P-Terry's is pretty fucking good.
And we talk about it very much.
My family does.
It's only here, though.
My fucking kids talk about it every day.
They love P-Terry's.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm a P-Terry's fan.
I like P-Terry's.
But five guys, in my opinion, is the fucking goat.
That's the king.
Five guys' good.
They have good fries, too.
They're better fries.
They're fries.
They have those spicy Cajun fries.
What are they?
Are they like Cajun or something?
I don't know if I've had those.
Five guys' fries.
I don't know.
They should only have one size that they give you so many.
Right.
The smallest.
A bag full.
They give you a bag of fries.
They're preposterous.
And you get free peanuts when you go to Five Guys.
Do you really?
Yeah.
They give you bags of peanuts.
They have peanuts everywhere.
You could just go there and eat peanuts.
Dude, I got to tell you, man.
The studio and this whole new thing is really cool.
I like it.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, man.
It's like a spaceship.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out to my boy, Matt Alvarez, who's out in the hallway.
You met Matt, who was making fun of his man bun.
Oh, that was the guy who did all this?
He built this.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
He's a great guy.
And there's a shooting star that goes across the sky.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll go flying across like every 40 seconds or so.
And then Ways to Well hired these Roadside Relics fellas.
My friend Todd built this for me.
Look at that.
Isn't that dope?
That's pretty cool.
Can't turn my back very good.
Dude, I feel like I just got to point this out because I feel like since the
last time we spoke, you have gone to the stratosphere of, call it whatever,
podcasting, radio, being an entertaining host, and now all eyes are on what Joe
Rogan says.
Yeah, it's not good.
It's wild.
You guys should be paying attention to other things.
I know.
I'm the same person.
Yeah.
You know?
Well, you know what it is?
It's like what's odd, I think, for them is that an independent person, like
legitimately independent, who has a skeleton crew.
I mean, my crew is, I have a video guy, I have a booking guy, I have powerful
Jamie, and that's it.
That's the whole crew.
Yep.
I mean, and then it reaches some preposterous number of human beings.
What does that feel like when they just use you as like clickbait?
It's not good.
It doesn't feel good if I pay attention to it, but I don't pay attention to it.
Smart.
Yeah, I go, so what are you saying?
Fauci's commenting on me?
Why is he talking about me?
What are you doing?
Why don't you concentrate on gain-of-function research over there in Wuhan?
You know?
Concentrate on what you may or may not have been involved in.
I find it very odd, because I'm doing the same thing that I've always done.
I'll just have people on and talk shit.
Sure.
I even saw, like the other day, I mean, you know, I was thinking about coming
on your show, and I was like, oh, wow, this is crazy, because he's the center
of the world.
The stratosphere, it seems like, what people are talking about.
And I was like, I saw something about Prince Harry contenting on you.
Prince Harry, what are you doing?
I was like, Prince Harry, guess what?
You're in my act now.
Whoops.
That's kind of a dumb move for him to say anything.
Well, Prince Harry is a silly fella.
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
I wouldn't want to be Prince Harry.
I wouldn't want to be someone who is famous for being a part of a royal family.
So you're literally famous for no reason.
You're famous through, it's not you're famous for your perspective or your work
or something you've created.
You're just literally famous because you're attached to a monarchy.
And you're literally attached to one of the strangest situations where people
are worshipping the ancestors of people who suppress their ancestors.
Sure.
I mean, that's what it is.
I mean, I'm not saying that they're bad people, the royal family in England.
I'm not saying they're bad people.
But if you go back in time, you'll find some bad people who did some horrible
shit.
I mean, that's what Robin Hood's all about, right?
And that's why we got out, right?
Yeah.
I mean, that's why America is America.
Well, my family came from Italy and Ireland.
But yeah.
But yeah, they got out.
But I'm saying that's why this country, we broke away from them.
We're like, screw you guys.
We're not listening to some people over here telling us what to do.
Well, even over there, they gave up on them.
They're just sort of a figurehead.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, it's weird.
Like, thinking the whole royal thing is a weird thing.
Like, any elitist thing is a weird.
Yeah.
Lik