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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'John Cena Apologizing to China Signifies Cultural Shift' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-11. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience.
Welcome to episode 1666.
There can be only one.
Why?
I don't know.
That's the rules.
Them's the rules.
That's a terrible rule.
That's like the worst rule.
But for episode 1666, there was only one option.
That was you.
Oh, thank you.
I'm honored by that.
Thank you so much, Joe.
It's so nice to be here.
Dude, it's so nice to see you.
It's, you're such a good friend that every time I see you, I'm transported.
Like, there's no time lost.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
When you're so tight with someone that when you see them again, you're like
transported.
Yeah.
Like, you're immediately back to where I last saw you again.
There's no like, hey, God, haven't seen you in a while.
How are you?
What's going on?
It's like, ah!
Yeah.
That's real friendship.
I mean, that's it.
If it's not that, what is it?
I'm super concerned about this wig catching fire.
We're surrounded by candles, and I believe this wig is flammable.
Yeah, that wig is from China.
I don't know what it is.
That could be some bizarre synthetic.
That could be anything.
This is the hair of a billionaire who said the wrong shit.
No shit, and they just scalped him.
They probably made him grow his hair first.
Scalped him.
They probably kept him in a tunnel somewhere and made him eat rats, whatever
rats he could catch.
Yeah.
And just gave him hair vitamins.
Did you?
And then when his hair was long enough to make a wig out of it, they let him go.
That's a lot of work to get some hair.
Yeah.
Now all he does is coach John Cena.
His job is to coach John Cena on what to say.
Dude, that was weird.
That was really weird.
That was one of the weirdest things.
I'm not a fan of, or not a fan of John Cena.
No John Cena opinion.
Right.
But that was just an odd.
It was scary.
Because they want, it's a lot, I guess it's just a lot of money, man.
The Chinese dollar.
Here's how much money it is.
Ready for this?
Mm-hmm.
That movie made $160 million the opening weekend.
Yeah.
I believe $134 million of it was from China.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
We got to get in.
Let's do our apologies to China.
I need to learn Mandarin and start talking shit in Mandarin.
Just say it.
Start doing my act in Mandarin.
It sounds cool.
It sounds great.
Well, amazing.
The most impressive thing about that video was not just that China got John
Cena to cuck,
but also that John Cena speaks perfect Mandarin.
Yeah.
How long did that take?
It's a mystery.
I don't know, man.
It was just strange.
That's like, that's some really, really, the most, it's again, like, you know,
when we're
watching that fight.
Oh, my God.
Reflexes.
When we're watching that fight last night and you're just watching it and you're
trying
to make sense of the new reality, you know, because it's like, you got to
accept it, but he's
wearing a Pikachu medallion fighting like the best boxer alive today, you know,
and, but
you have, you have to watch it from the perspective of like, well, this is what
is happening now,
because otherwise you get this weird, spinning vertigo, like, what the fuck
universe am I in?
Same thing when you're like watching John Cena do some weird apology in
Mandarin.
It's this sense of like, what?
Right.
This is a malfunction.
This is a breakdown.
Right.
I don't get this.
When in the history of the United States, like imagine like some old video of
like John
Wayne doing some apology in another language.
It's just weird.
It is weird, but it's a warning to, to everybody, right?
The people that don't, they're not taking this sort of cultural shift seriously.
When you see an enormous alpha male in John Cena, John Cena's arms are so big.
It looks like they're supposed to be a foot longer, but someone sawed them off
and put
like a, a fist here.
It's like if my forearm like went down only to here and then the fist was there,
his wrists
are enormous.
He's like, he's such a gorilla, right?
And to see that guy saying it in Chinese and you read what he actually said, it's
like,
it's hard to say, right?
Because one thing I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt.
I was like, what did he actually say?
Cause I don't speak Mandarin.
Right.
Right.
I wish someone maybe that spoke Mandarin could translate it and tell me whether
or not that
was accurate.
Right.
I'm assuming it was accurate.
Cause I haven't heard anything.
You know, people who speak Mandarin must have gotten ahold of it since then.
Sure.
But it was just weird to see an apology for just saying that a country exists.
That's essentially what it was, right?
He said Taiwan is a country and he said that, I mean, that's all he said wrong.
Like Taiwan was going to be the first country to see the movie.
Yeah, that's right.
You can't say that, which is bullshit.
You know, also that thing that just popped up, they said it was a mistake, but
being apparently
made it so that if you image search, the Tiananmen Square guy holding the
suitcase didn't show
up on the day of, on the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre.
And so everybody's like, what the fuck?
Just like, are you, are you like owned by China now?
You know, that's, that's, that is a really strange form of invasion, isn't it?
It's like, it's not a, the normal kind of invasion where we're thinking about
invasions
from old historical versions of invasions, but that's not how it works anymore.
Now it's, you know, if you get your technology into another country, if you
become the supplier
of a lot of their pharmaceuticals, if you, all these things, then you don't
really need
to invade, you know what I mean?
If you've bought up a lot of their property, you don't need to fly in with jets.
You don't need, cause you're buying it and you're like, that's like, to me,
that's the,
that's where countries like the United States, what makes them so amazing is
also this huge,
terrible weakness, which is they have a permeable membrane shaking it in there
easier than
other places, you know?
And like, especially now with the ability to like, just have a thousand AI bots
running
various Twitter accounts expressing kind of similar sentiment regarding
whatever the fuck
it is you want to promote.
Yeah.
Woo.
That's crazy.
You could just warp people's minds any way you want.
I mean, you know, we, I have, we have no, I'm not just talking state agencies
either.
I mean, just cobbles of like anarchists who feel like just fucking around with
the
zeitgeist could theoretically just put out a shit ton of bots or phone banks of
people putting
weird ideas into the culture that, you know, you hear it enough times.
You start thinking like, I guess that is true.
Right.
That must be true.
I don't know if you've ever had the thing happen where you're just scanning
Twitter and
you see some completely wrong, like deeply wrong fact in physics, but you didn't,
you were
just shitting or something.
So you're like, well, that's interesting.
And then later you repeat it without looking it up to see if it's true.
And then you go back to see it.
This happened.
I mean, you realize like three tweets above that tweet.
It's like, it's like the guy's like, I'm the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, oh fuck.
I repeated.
Yeah.
Some fact I heard from a guy who thinks he's the reincarnation of Marilyn
Monroe, literally
at dinner.
Yeah.
You know, that's what I'm saying is it leaks out.
And so it's just trippy.
You know, it's just weird.
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