Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1667 - Annie Lederman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1667 - Annie Lederman' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1667 - Annie Lederman

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What are the odds that you and I are wearing the same shirt?
It's so weird, and it's a shirt I drew and I'm putting up on my website to sell.
Yeah, I just don't have the midriff show on.
Did you trim that yourself?
I did trim it myself.
I cut all my shirts.
Well, all of them?
Yeah, I had a girl come up to me who's very skinny,
who goes, you've really given me a lot of inspiration,
like how you'll just wear a midriff no matter what.
And I was like, oh my God, bitch.
What does that mean?
I was like, oh.
But yeah, I'm loud and proud muffin topping around this town, baby.
Wow, you don't give a fuck.
No.
Good for you.
I like cropping it.
I think they land weird.
I have hips, you know, so they land weird on my hips.
They get tight on my hips, so I just crop that bitch.
Hoist my sweatpants up high.
Which is what you wear most of the time, right?
Yes, when I came to Austin last time, by the way, nobody warned me.
About?
About the fucking swamp-ass situation here.
I was wearing sweatpants.
All I have is sweatpants.
Listen, I gained a little weight over COVID, loud and proud.
I don't give a shit.
But I refuse to buy new clothes, so I'm a size four until the seams pop.
I don't know what that is.
Is that a lot?
A size four is like...
What's Jamie?
Jamie, if he was a girl, would be a size like eight.
He might be a girl.
Why don't you not be rude?
Look at his hair.
With that hair?
33.
33?
I know, Jamie.
What's going on with the hair?
I'm trying to get him to shave his head.
He won't do it.
You need to find somewhere to cut it is all.
Well, it's impossible to find somewhere.
Well, somewhere to cut it is above the ears.
There's no way.
No one cuts hair anymore.
I haven't been.
That's like going to a blacksmith.
I know.
You have a low pwn, which is so upsetting.
Like, I thought I hated man buns.
Different sizes.
It's just where I put it.
Do you ever do man bun?
Of course.
Not up top.
Sometimes he does it like a samurai.
He should.
Give him one of your swords.
Yeah, Jamie, this is an intervention.
All right.
What's up?
Why don't you get your hair cut?
I don't understand.
I like meant to do it this weekend.
I did other stuff instead.
I don't know.
I would have been so happy.
I would have been so honored.
Do you ever wear it down?
Can you take your hair down for us?
Yeah, sure.
It's confusing.
It's long.
I think he's transitioning.
I think he's definitely trans.
I want to do trans watch.
Very long.
You look like Abraham Lincoln.
You think so?
I think he looks like a rock band from the 90s.
Yes, you do.
Well, that's the third time I've had long hair,
and that was the first time why I had long hair.
When you were in a band.
In the 90s.
Was this like a COVID reaction?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just couldn't find a barbershop.
I couldn't go anywhere.
There's so many barbershops.
It's so dumb.
There's like scissors.
Now there are, but there wasn't then.
I was able to cut this shirt, okay, while I was traveling.
You can cut that hair.
Is that easier to cut a shirt than hair?
It was actually kind of hard.
I would say it's easier than hair, though, don't you think?
Yeah.
I don't think that's a good comparison.
I want to go back to the skinny girl.
The skinny girl who's like, that you have such confidence to wear that.
Like, that's, girls do shit like that to each other, right?
I like, I, listen, I'm all about, I've been dealing with,
I realize I've been really judging a lot of people
and wasting my time judging others.
So I'm just taking everything people say,
and I'm just enjoying it.
And I laugh my fucking ass off when she said that to me.
Really?
Yes.
Do you know her well?
Not that well, but, but enough that I, I, I send her love and light.
Oh, okay.
Like, love and light, cunt.
Love and light, cunt.
That should be your next shirt.
I'm happy.
Listen, I gained weight because I wasn't given a fucking shit
over this damn pandemic, so.
Well, I think it's because you ate a lot of food.
I did eat a lot of food.
I was, you know, I was eating a lot of noodles.
Oh, that'll do it.
I got into, my boyfriend is, um, half Asian.
I got into a lot of the, the cuisine.
Ah.
What kind of food?
A lot of pho.
I mean, he actually didn't.
It was just me.
I like how you said it right.
Pho, of course.
Most people are all pho.
I know, but pho does sound upsetting.
It took me many years to.
It's weird.
I don't say it.
To say it correct.
I never say it.
You say pho?
I mean, I just don't say it.
You just say, can I have those noodles?
I wait for my family to want to order it.
And then I go, yeah, we'll eat that.
My kids love it.
They love pho.
I always thought, like, it's rice, it's not, like, regular noodles, so you kind
of convince
yourself.
But then, you know, it's about this much.
Big ass bowl.
Yeah.
Stuff.
There's a great place in Woodland Hills we used to go to.
Oh, my God.
It was sensational.
What was it called?
I don't remember.
It was really good.
Oh, you guys almost got such a good advertisement.
Sorry.
Sorry.
You should have had a better name.
I go to a place called Absolutely Phobulous.
And if those, if those people had had a good name like that, that's on La Siena
Guy.
I love them.
Yeah.
That is one thing.
L.A. had a real good scene in terms of, like, variety of food, you know.
Actually, for a small city, because Austin's pretty small, there's a lot of
variety here.
You know, there's a lot, obviously a lot of Tex-Mex, obviously a lot of
barbecue.
You're like, they have so much variety here.
They have Tex, they have Max.
It's amazing.
No, but you can get Korean food here.
There's a lot of sushi.
There's a lot of Japanese.
There's Indian food.
There's a lot of different, there's, it's a, you know, because it's a college
city, you
know, there's all kinds of different folks come here and stay here, you know.
Yeah, I've only eaten, I went to, what was the barbecue place I went to?
Did you go to Terry Black's?
Yes, I went to Terry Black's.
That was the first place I went to.
You don't need to go anywhere else.
It was so good.
Everywhere else, there's places that are as good, like Franklin's and La Barbecue,
and
there's some killer places, but they don't get better.
It's not possible.
Yeah, it was great.
It's not possible.
It was so good.
It was fast.
It was easy.
Yeah, you go through the, but we fucked it up by talking about it too much.
So now it's all packed.
There was a giant ass fucking line.
Well, I, when I went there, there, it seemed like a really big line.
The parking lot was full and it still went fast.
So I was like, all right.
Well, it's a cafeteria style.
Yeah.
And they're on the ball.
Do you do cafeteria when you go?
Yeah, you got to.
Are people like hovering around you?
You can, sometimes when it's too crazy, they'll, they'll just bring us over
what we want.
But yeah, I like going in line.
I like doing the thing.
I didn't get to do a pit tour.
I like doing the pit tour.
Oh, the pit tour is the shit.
They make their pits themselves.
They use propane tanks and they have someone weld them and shit.
Would you ever bring them elk you killed to barbecue up?
Yes, I definitely would.
Yeah, but, but, you know, when they barbecue stuff, it's like a 12 hour process.
Like they, they took us on tour of the, the brisket making and the guy was
explaining
to me how he does it.
He has like a piece of paper and he writes down which, which ones went in at
which time.
Yeah.
They don't use thermometers.
They just know.
Yeah.
They just know like what the temperature of the meat is and they know when it's
ready
and they know when to wrap it in butcher paper.
It's an art.
It really is.
Yeah.
It's a slow smoking art, offset cooking.
So good.
Yeah.
It's a real art for them.
It's dripping off really good.
All the different sauces.
I went there.
I went to another place that had like tapas.
I had some bone marrow, which I've decided I hate.
I never have been able to decide whether I'm disgusted by bone marrow or I like
it.
I hate it.
Bone marrow on garlic bread at a restaurant in town called Red Ash is fucking
sensational.
Don't you laugh.
I'm not laughing.
I'm just saying it's one of those things.
It feels like I'm on fear factor.
Honestly, every time I eat it, I'm like, it's mental.
It's mental.
It's mental.
I'm smearing that shit.
I'm scraping it off the bone, which you're not going to eat it when it's not on
the bone.
It has to come out on the bone.
Right.
So you can't pretend it's not coming from where it's coming from.
Right.
Yeah, that's true.
And it's just that.
You want to get it clean like right when it comes out of the oven too.
Yeah, when it's still like.
And I take a couple bites and I go, I think I like this.
And then I'm like kind of gagging.
Yeah.
I don't think it's everybody's thing.
Yeah.
I've tried.
I'll try again.
I love it.
I like to try things.
Like if anyone brings me any weird thing, I like to try it.
I used to, before I knew you, I used to pretend I was on fear factor.
I'd be like, I'd like take a thing and be like, all right.
Take a bite.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I watched an episode recently.
I told you.
Did you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I watched like a couples episode.
It was like couples championships.
They came back and you had married a couple.
You had gotten, you were ordained and married this couple.
Yeah.
They were from Dallas.
Yeah.
Nice folks.
What if they're still together?
They were really nice.
I mean, I hope they're still together, but you know, with these marriage rates,
I can't.
Well, what is it like?
It's not even 50%, I don't think.
Right.
That make it.
I don't know.
Are people even getting married anymore?
No, they quit.
Everybody quit.
They did?
Yeah.
People get married.
I think that it's going to be around forever.
Yeah.
I don't think they're going to stop getting married.
You know, when people have children and you want to protect and keep everything
together
and lock it down, that's when it makes sense.
Yeah.
It seems like a crazy institution now, you know, like getting other people
involved in
your relationship.
Well, the wedding is so weird because the wedding is like, you're calling all
of your, your closest
family and friends to like, like hold you accountable for this promise you made.
Like everyone's there.
Like you promised, you promised.
Is that what it is?
I thought it was like to celebrate.
Listen, now you look at it.
You look at it in a terrible way.
I guess I feel like really embarrassed, like sharing, like my deepest heart in
front of
everyone.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That seems like very vulnerable.
Well, if I'm like up there and I'm like, you complete me or whatever I'm saying
that I mean, but I
don't know.
I guess it's, I feel different.
I feel like I'm growing.
We did a non-religious wedding and the lady was very nice, but she had the corniest
fucking
vows that, you know, the thing that they do.
Your love is two streams that will become a mighty river.
I'm like, oh my God, like as a comedian, you know, like to sit there and listen
to that
and not mock it.
It's like, oh God.
Should have mocked it.
I would have mocked it.
I was holding it together.
I was making faces though.
Did you cry at your wedding?
No, I did not.
You didn't?
No, I did not.
I cried when my kids were born.
Yeah.
I cry, but that wasn't a like, I mean, I love her.
She's awesome.
I've definitely seen you cry.
I cry.
I know you're a good boy.
I cry.
Yeah.
I'm a very emotional person in a lot of ways.
But that was like a fun, it was like, I wanted to just get it over with.
Let's just do it.
Because it seems stressful.
Did you guys have like a really big one?
No.
Was your wife into wanting it to be?
No, she's not very high maintenance.
She's pretty cool in that regard.
You know, it's a small group of friends.
And you had your stepdaughter.
And then you didn't have your daughters yet?
No, one of them.
You did?
I had one of them.
Yeah.
It was, it's one of those things where it's like, you're doing, in the middle
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