Name: Tim Dillon Has Suggestions for The View
Uploaded: 2021-07-03T17:48:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Has Suggestions for The View' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Has Suggestions for The View' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-03. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience.
Left The View, by the way.
She left The View.
Well, she's free to be on your show now.
We wish her well.
Imagine you as her on your show interviewing her.
I would love to interview her as her, but I think there's such a...
Small chance?
Small chance.
So you're saying there's a chance.
That's going to happen.
Yes, there is a chance, but it's not big.
What if I helped her?
What if I was there?
What if I was there like as a moderator?
Any, any, you want to organize it, I'll show up.
I would do it.
I absolutely will.
How about you and her together on this show?
Well, I think, I don't think I should do it the whole time,
but I think it'd be fun to interview her for five minutes
and then say, hey, Megan, I get it.
I also hate Joy Behar.
So I don't love you, but I also hate that squawking bird.
So I hate the whole thing.
And frankly, that show, you want to talk about a show
that set women back is The View.
You want to talk about that show.
If the CIA is engineering, you know, Antifa
and fucking the Capitol riot,
some crazy misogynist engineered The View
because there's nothing worse than The View
in terms of like, there are so many brilliant women out there.
None of them are on The View.
None of them have gone near the set of The View.
I mean, they have brought in the lowest tier of the,
what is it, the Y chromosome?
No, double X.
Double X.
They brought in the lowest of the double Xs for that one.
It's rough.
Yeah.
Did you watch the episode when Tulsi Gabbard got on to defend herself
and Joy Behar starts panicking, going over her notes
while Tulsi is refuting everything that she said?
Yeah.
I mean, Joy Behar, like, again, these people have dementia.
These are people who like should not be allowed out of the house.
They have a national platform.
I mean, it is crazy.
They have no idea.
These people have never read like a book.
And there's versions of it.
Yes.
Like, then the other one with Sharon Osbourne.
Yeah.
Where, what did Sharon, she said something racially insensitive?
I think she said that she doesn't like, I don't, I think she said,
why is Piers Morgan racist?
I don't even think it was that bad.
She's friends with Piers Morgan, right?
Yeah.
And she goes, the thing that makes me pause is Sheryl Underwood is cool as fuck.
I know Sheryl Underwood.
Yeah, I don't know any of them.
She's cool as fuck.
Yeah.
I know her forever.
I did Montreal Comedy Festival with her back in the day.
She's fucking hilarious.
You ever seen her stand up?
I know that she's great because I know people that know her, but I never.
She murders.
Yeah.
She goes on stage with her purse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's funny.
Really funny, man.
Really funny.
And cool as fuck.
So if she doesn't like her, I gotta go, mmm, man.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there's probably something there.
There's probably something there.
I don't know, but I remember when she was making fun of the guy who got his
dick chopped off
and the wife threw it in the blender.
Right.
Or he threw it in the garbage disposal.
And she was laughing about what it must have looked like.
His little wee running around inside.
No, she's, she's, no one wants that.
She's not anybody's choice.
But that's a crazy thing to laugh at.
A guy getting his dick chopped off and someone threw, like he's getting mutilated.
Yeah.
His humanity is taken from it.
Yeah.
His manhood is literally getting ground up.
Yeah.
And she thought it was funny.
But I get, people think things are funny because they don't think about the
person they're making
fun of.
You and I are both guilty of doing that.
Of course.
As comics.
Absolutely.
But that one was like particularly like.
You're like, wow.
Rough.
Well, just, it was started to view and then they have all these ones.
They're like the talk.
Yeah.
You know?
That's profitable.
And then everyone gets like C-list and then D-list.
And then they're like resurrecting sitcom stars from the 80s.
Yeah.
And they're like, what do you think about Palestine?
It's like, what are we doing here?
Right.
Right.
We don't need any of these people's opinions.
Yeah.
It's, it's a fucking weird thing, man.
Like Sherry Shepard.
She used to be on The View as well.
She's really nice too.
She was always at the store.
She's always cool as fuck.
I'm sure they're all nice.
She was really nice.
Sherry Shepard is a really nice lady.
And she's also like super religious.
Like she's a God-fearing Christian woman, like full stop.
You know?
Yeah.
I just, I, can I suggest a thing for The View?
This is a suggestion that I have.
Men.
No chance.
Just men on the show.
But women watch it.
See, that's the thing.
It's like, it's a lot of it is women that are home, right?
During that time.
It airs during the day.
What if we put the women in the audience and that the men discuss the issues?
This is just an idea I have for ABC.
Corporate.
Well, clearly.
Or have one woman serve everyone drinks and give her a quick opinion.
Quick.
In and out.
Just go like.
The guys go, ah.
Just go, she goes, she walks in, she goes, yeah, Israel seems like it.
She go, thanks.
And then they keep going.
I think that's a happy medium.
Why doesn't The View have any trans women on it?
Great point.
It has a lot of women that look trans, but none of them.
It has a lot of second and third takes after a drink, you'd go, huh?
But it doesn't have a ton of, yeah.
It's zero.
I agree.
It should be all trans women.
Imagine.
The best era of The View, and I've talked about it before, was when Rosie O'Donnell
was talking
about Building 7.
Yeah.
That was the best.
That I watched.
That was back in the day.
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