Name: Joe & Tim Dillon Discuss UFO Revelations
Uploaded: 2021-07-03T17:48:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Tim Dillon Discuss UFO Revelations' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Tim Dillon Discuss UFO Revelations' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-03. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience is it amazing to you as somebody who's spent so long
thinking about otherworldly visitors that now they're releasing all this
information and no one really cares well the world is in such chaos no one
cares no one cares I couldn't if this happened during the middle of the Obama
administration everything was going great it would be giant news and what is
the news even that the Pentagon just can't account for all these unidentified
flying objects yeah they don't know what they are okay some of them that could
easily be drones because they're not moving at spectacular speeds right they're
just sort of like hovering over aircraft carriers those could be drones they
could
be some new style of drone or some new kind of technology that maybe some
foreign
government has but there's other ones that were spotted by Air Force pilots and
then tracked and they have detailed data on the speed of these things they have
video of these things going with what appears to me thousands of miles an hour
instantaneously accelerating with no visible propulsion system no heat
signature they don't know what the fuck this is yeah this is from 2004 off the
Nimitz commander David Fravor who was a fighter jet pilot is like like rock
solid
credentials you can't yeah and I've talked to the guy I had him on my podcast
and
even better he was on Lex podcast and Lex didn't even better job than I didn't
talk to him for two plus hours about this and the guy's incredibly credible
that
fucking thing whenever he was tracking went from the Nimitz tracked it they
tracked it
on radar they tracked it with their the the onboard sensors the the the things
they use for
targeting enemy crafts they tracked this thing from the Nimitz it went 80,000
feet above sea
level to 50 feet in a second that's crazy they don't know what the fuck it is
they
don't know what it is they know that it was jamming their radar they know it
was
jamming them and and then it moved when it took off at insane rates of speed
they
couldn't even watch it it just it's gone and then it re reemerged at the cat
point the cat
point is the predetermined location where the jets are supposed to scramble to
during this
exercise so it's literally saying I know where you guys are going you're going
over here whatever
the fuck it is who knows but does that mean that it's from another planet no it
could be some
fucking insane technology that the military's developed then we don't know
could be because
there there have have you seen that shit where the military there's patents for
ufo type see if you
can find what those are because they're developing or at least they're they've
attempted to develop
some sort of gravitational drive that would indicate that at least there's been
some thought about
developing a craft like that now if you put a person in one of these things and
you shot them off
thousands of miles now they turn into jello right but who says it's a person
who knows we got a rover
on mars right now taking pictures there's a helicopter attached to it right you
got high resolution
photographs from mars here it is docs show navy got ufo patent granted by
warning of similar chinese
tech advances this is what i'm saying patent document indicates the u.s and
china are actively actively
developing radical new craft that seem eerily similar to ufos reported by navy
pilots now if
they're if this is like on paper somewhere where they're trying to get patents
and they're telling
you that chinese the chinese uh the military already has something like this
what we're getting
is years later right they've been probably developing like this for forever so
they probably have some
sort of working thing that can move in extraordinary ways we are not going to
care until there's a mars
attack style raid on the white house like that movie like yeah if you're not
gonna cut if you don't
land with ray guns and start blasting people i don't even give a shit like no
one's gonna care we're real
weird with it now yeah i've always said that if aliens are real earth is the tijuana
of outer space
you're not kidding and they come down here when they're fucked up and they want
to see a show
yeah that's exactly right and then they're not trying to no one's trying to
save tijuana
no no nobody's thinking about it yeah it's a place that you go and they mention
it in a movie
yeah every now and then see a donkey show yeah robert rodriguez features it in
a vampire movie and then you get out of there
it it's interesting it's the one conspiracy that i've never gotten into that
much because there's
the the the information is so tough to come by that i've just always said if it's
i nothing would
surprise me nothing would surprise me there's something going on there's
something going on
but what that something is remains to be seen have you seen that video the men
in black that walk into
they walk into this um it's just two very tall weird dudes that walk into like
a uh hotel and then
leave jamie you could find it easily and it's just these guys that were
supposedly like you know
something weird happened and supposedly they're guys that come in like after
something weird happens and
like shut it down and they're both very tall and very and i don't know if it's
fake or not i don't
think it is fake though but i don't know it could be fake where where can one
find this video it's on
youtube or something jamie can find it's the real men in black it's like the
real you know whatever you know
supposedly there was something that happened where i don't know somebody went
in after it
like somebody had to go respond to something and these two like weird looking
dudes came in very
strange there's got to be a men in black if there are if we know about there's
got to be some uh
part of the government that deals with that well there's two schools of thought
right one school
of thought is that the government is way too incompetent to ever keep anything
from anybody
that's not true that's not true and there's other schools of thought where you're
like no
there's a perceived buffoonery that's attached to some level of government
because there's a lot
of people in government that are idiots right but at like there's a lot of
people that work at ups
that are idiots but if you get to the highest levels of the organization they
know what they're doing yeah
i mean if you're going to ascend to the highest levels of the cia or the nsa
you're going to
probably be brilliant right what are the odds that you're not right you're
probably going to have a
and a good person no the best people but you're going to have a deep
understanding yeah of what's
going on of yeah foreign policy and how to manipulate things and did you not
find the men in black video
not really i found something but it was like all it was animation and stuff it
wasn't really like a hotel
no i don't know if it was a hotel it was just two guys that walked in
and then left and they looked very strange it's like a description of events of
like that happening
i didn't find it okay actual video i'm looking well it's always been one of
those things a part of ufo
folklore right where these men and black folks yeah they look oddly fake they
look like fake looking skin
right show up yeah that's what i would do if i was going to go interview some
guy about uh ufos you
know what i would do i'd put like weird white makeup on yeah yeah and i'd dress
in a black suit and i'd
ask him strange questions while wearing sunglasses yeah and i'd have him freak
out why not why not
with him yeah why not leave him to the point where what he's going to tell all
of his friends is so
crazy no one's going to believe it well that's part of i think what what a lot
of it is imagine if you
have a an aircraft that's shaped like a pyramid right and you're flying it over
philadelphia yeah
here it is okay that's all it is i don't know what this is yeah dude's wearing
suits but it is me
that proves yeah what is that it proves it to me what does it say that that
proves it to me what is
the uh niagara falls show canceled what is that immediately
okay finally we have perhaps the most conclusive evidence of the real men in
black hotel in canada
and the manager was a little disturbed when his bellboy informed him that the
previous day
the hotel had been visited by two tall men dressed completely in black who
demanded to speak to him
maybe they were johnny cash fans yeah what the fuck does that mean so they're
just men this is what's
ridiculous about conspiracy theories those are two guys wearing five i have a
suit do you have a suit
yes but i don't think they had eyebrows now that what is this they had no
eyebrows oh see that's what
i would do i would shave my eyebrows or put some makeup on over them so that i
look like a weirdo and
then make them real uncomfortable when they're telling their friends man i don't
believe this look at
these guys here they are okay that's got to be from a movie right what is that
what is that image from
let that guy play it out let's hear it that concludes our look at the men in
black oh come
on that guy's got striped ties at just a handful of real life accounts
involving these mystery men
there are many more stories to look at online yeah oh as long as they're online
there's a british guy
there's the men in black there are many mysteries to look at as long as there's
more stories yeah
online that's all that's important content online we can sink our teeth into
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