Name: Richard Branson's Space Trip
Uploaded: 2021-07-13T17:04:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Richard Branson's Space Trip' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Richard Branson's Space Trip' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-13. Transcript available.

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How about that Richard Branson guy just fucking shoot himself off into space
and people are so mad at him
I said on Twitter. I feel like my invite got lost in the mail. I should have
been on my ship
Would you would you have gone? No, I wouldn't have gone. Fuck him. Imagine if
he died
You'll go? Jamie doesn't give a fuck. Richard Branson if you're listening Jamie
will join you on your next voyage. Jamie's the least part alien
Jamie's immune to edibles. Eddie gotta go
Yeah, Eddie should go I gotta go with him. Yeah, I do think it's a hologram. It's
a hologram
That's why imagine if you took Eddie up into space and he still didn't believe
that the earth was round. We're both gonna have a camera and
Bro, they took you at a hologram. You don't even understand
Um match if he's right
Crazy, that's why there's no good video from the fucking thing imagine we get
up there and Eddie's right all along and I gotta eat pro
Sorry, Eddie thirst flat. Um, yeah, I mean imagine if you died right next to
Richard Branson like you dumb motherfucker
Make me go up your stupid rock
That's how I want to go out if I get rocket ship
Elon musk has a ticket to ride on Richard Branson space plane
um
Do you trust it?
I don't know if I trust it like those things they blow up a lot
They blow up his one percent is too big blow up
They've blown up a few times right on the launch pad and trying to land I still
I still don't understand how airplanes work
Like how they're safe. So I'm not yeah
well, Elon was explaining to me that the
Blow-ups and the failure was actually built in into the equation of you know
like the
The way they're designing these things there's going to be failure because they're
trying to test the tolerances and figure things out
That's the whole idea of tests is that some of them are gonna fail
So it wasn't disturbing to him at all when these rockets are blowing up
He's like now we know why it blew up and we'll fix that and now this one won't
blow up
I know but he's not he's not gonna come on and be like wow. Yeah, we're fucked
Well, he wouldn't know no no no no no he would he would a hundred percent guy
that guy does not lie
He is not interested in lying. You can say whatever you want about Elon Musk
He might be wildly eccentric and and and and maybe even stretch too thin
because he has so many different projects
He works on constantly that guy is not a liar by any stretch of the imagination
Yeah
He's discussing the way they've designed this protocol for engineering these
rockets that they knew that they were gonna have failures
It's part of the process. I guess I mean it made sense right like how the fuck
else you're gonna build a right
We gotta you gotta test it gonna test them
They're gonna blow up and when they blow up. It's spectacular beautiful filled
with rocket juice, you know
I'm not interested though, man. I mean not until they got that shit down
You know down to a side do it if it was like air level safety. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
I like that. Yeah, but until then fuck off
What am I gonna do I'm gonna get up and then go down? Yeah, it is round. It's
just like the video fuck you
I'm saying right here and then the other thing that freaks me out if you get
into real space like orbit is space junk
You know that's things taking you out some Russian satellites from 1965
Some random Chinese bolt hits you in the forehead going five hundred thousand
miles an hour or whatever the fuck it's going
You know, I think there's not but is there a chance they accidentally go too
far. I'm like up now
We got to go around twice before we can come back
Oh shit, no food for a couple weeks. Yeah, we're gonna have to eat each other
Yeah, yeah
I don't know who the fuck knows. I just I would hate to see Richard Branson
blow up in space because that would set back
Space travel. It's kind of crazy that I mean, I don't know how long they
planned it in advance
But he only went like fifty miles, right? Is that the idea? The edge of space.
So it's very disputed like what it is
Like was it even dark where he was at? I saw a picture. It looked like half
half dark half half earth
I bet you gotta go dark and then it turns upside down so they can see
I mean, you know I'm saying like you can't go camping during the day, but they
slept during the day
No, that's not camping. They did race in the woods at night to hurry up and
beat Jeff Bezos who's going next week
He's supposed to go next Tuesday or Wednesday or something. He must be so mad.
Imagine if he dies
Because he just handed over the CEO of his company. He's not the CEO anymore,
right?
His wife married a science teacher
Then he gets in that rocket and fucking blows up. Is he going to deep space?
Is he going out out? I kind of think it's the same thing
But instead of going like a roller coaster on a plane
They're going up in a balloon and then come back down in a balloon. Yeah, Jeff
Bezos or I take that back
But they come down in a parachute a parachute. Yeah, I was picturing something
like that
See Elon's got a way better system. His rocket is actually gonna land. Yeah,
you know, he's got it down
That's better
Yeah
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