Name: Ari Shaffir on Tom Segura's Dunk Injury
Uploaded: 2021-07-22T18:01:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ari Shaffir on Tom Segura's Dunk Injury' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ari Shaffir on Tom Segura's Dunk Injury' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-07-22. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- I have been hearing some American stereotypes,
my Scottish friend and some Ecuadorian friends,
and they're like, they make me go like, oh no.
So like, we can't see it, we're in the forest.
You know, you can't see the trees.
Number one, yes.
Americans like to wear free bank t-shirts.
- Free bank t-shirts?
- The stuff, MBNA, no other country will you promote a bank
just because they gave you a free shirt.
Start looking around, you'll see it.
Here's another one.
Americans love to comment on the beauty of a sunset
while you're watching it.
Nobody else does that.
Everyone's watching it, man, it's beautiful.
And then they go, yeah, we know, dude, American.
Shut up and enjoy it.
Here's the last one.
Americans rush in to assist in a situation
that they have no experience with.
They'll see a bird hurt on the beach and like,
get it in a box, we have to take it.
It's like, do you know anything about this?
- Like sort of how Bert moved Tom's arm
when he broke it.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Shouldn't have touched it.
- Did he really?
He was like, let me move it.
- Yeah, he picked it up and put it over there.
Probably fucked it up for life.
- Oh, jelly legs.
Jelly legs Segura.
Dude, it didn't even make sense.
He just came down.
He didn't even like, it wasn't like,
you see NBA players, they come down.
- Yeah.
- Like Conor McGregor stepped wrong, you see it snap.
- No, that's not what happened.
Whatever, Segura starts to jump and then it was like,
he's cursed by a witch and he just went jelly.
There was no impact.
- No, he blew out his patella tendon.
- He blew out everything.
- Everything.
- Yeah.
- Like what is that?
- His arm broke when he landed on his arm.
- And the legs, everything broke.
- Yeah.
- Well, what happened was, apparently he thinks
he fucked it up the day before
because he was jumping in his office.
They were trying to touch the ceiling in the office.
Like this ceiling, trying to touch the ceiling.
And he felt something weird in his knee,
but he didn't think too much of it.
And then the next day, they were playing basketball.
They were doing this dunk contest
and he dunked a couple of times.
- On a lower rim.
- And then one time he really loaded up
and his patella tendon just blew out.
So on the leap up, his leg just blew apart.
- It gave way.
- Blew apart.
- Wow.
- Yeah, his knee just went like this.
- It's so crazy looking.
- Yeah, it's wild.
- He doesn't, yeah, it's always on the come down.
He went on the way up.
- Mm-hmm.
- I heard a doctor say.
- Is that him?
Oh my God, that's hilarious.
- That's great.
Of course he's making fucking merch on it.
Nobody cashes in more than Tom.
- Hilarious.
- I heard a doctor once a long time ago say in your 40s
is when you have, you do explosive movements
and you don't have explosive strength.
And that's where you get in trouble.
- Interesting.
- Still trying to make ski jumps.
- Right.
- And it's like you should have stopped at 31.
- Right.
- But at 60, you're not trying to make those jumps anymore.
- That makes sense.
- Yeah.
- Or you just keep lifting weights and don't be a pussy.
- Yeah, you're an outlier.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You just gotta know what your body's capable of doing.
And the only way you know is to make it do a lot of shit.
So you know what it could do all the time.
Most people just stop.
That's what happens.
- Completely, yeah.
- It's the grind.
It's all about the grind.
Like most people, they get to a point that,
I don't want to lift any more weights.
I'm just gonna get on this elliptical machine,
listen to a book on tape.
- Just go Buster Douglas.
- Yeah.
- Just be like.
- Fatten up.
- Lay back.
That happens to a lot of fighters.
Ricky Hatton got huge.
- Really?
- Oh my God, he got huge.
- NFL players too.
- He might have lost weight now, but he got real big.
A lot of guys get real big when they just,
they just don't want to do anything anymore.
- I get it.
- They don't want to be, yeah.
- I get it.
And you form a habit of that and you just stay in it.
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