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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe's COVID Experience, CNN's Ivermectin Claims' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-07. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience well well well if it is an old horse worm Rogan I'm
glad you're I'm glad
you're well man bro do I have to sue CNN I don't know do you they're making
shit up they keep saying
I'm taking horse dewormer I literally got it from a doctor it's an American
company it's a they won
the Nobel Prize in 2015 for use in human beings yeah and CNN is saying I'm
taking horse dewormer
yeah what so they must know that that's a lie there's a lot of people saying it
right but a lot
of people can say okay like the internet says it who cares sure but CNN is
saying it like Jim Acosta I
meant like like USA Today a few other places yeah and they're talking about ivermectin
yeah so what
because I don't know I just saw so much news yeah about you I mean I would talk
to you and check on
you and see if you're all right and you're like you you threw the kitchen sink
at it you said which
was stuff that you know you took IV drips and was it mono what mono monoclonal
antibodies and that
what is monoclonal antibodies it's the shit they gave Trump okay yeah and then
what so who said or did
you already want ivermectin like well I had this guy on dr. Pierre Corey and he
is what is the
organization he's from frontline critical care workers he's a well-established
doctors treated thousands of
people with kovat and they've uh the early on the pandemic they found some good
uh efficacy with uh
with with um ivermectin frontline 19 critical care alliance okay yeah um so I
had him on and you know
he had talked to me about it's not he's not the only doctor that told me to
take it multiple doctors
told me to take it it's uh it's supposed to have uh what is the exact thing it's
supposed to do
there's there's something that i highlighted um and this is obviously i'm not a
doctor it says
ivermectin was found to be a blocker of viral uh replicate replicate replicate
r-e-p-l-i-c-a-s-e
protease and i don't know what this word is human t-m-p-r-s-s-2 i don't know
but what they didn't
highlight is that i got better yeah you got better quickly try to make it seem
as if like
i'm doing some wacky shit that's completely ineffective right cnn was saying
that i'm a
distributor of misinformation also that was the other thing that happened the
um in tokyo in japan
which is apparently uh they're very conservative about the medication that they
they use and the
medications that they uh endorse but the tokyo medical association chairman
held a live press
conference recommending ivermectin to all doctors for all covid patients so
what's going on with the
like the you know it's kind of hard to figure out what's the truth in a lot of
things but with regard
to this people go it's insane to take ivermectin like you see it everywhere
everyone's like this is
wild don't take this shit and then you have the head of the fucking tokyo
whatever medical commission
saying take ivermectin yeah i don't know what's going on man you know there's a
lot of speculation
one of the speculations involves the um emergency use authorization for the
vaccines that in order for
there to be an emergency use authorization there has to be no treatment for a
disease right so because
there is this treatment in in ivermectin and there's other treatments too right
um because
of this there's a lot of pushback against potential treatments and pretending
that they don't really
work or that they're conspiracy theories this is the this is the grand
conspiracy right the grand
conspiracy is the pharmaceutical companies are all in cahoots to try to make
anybody who takes this
stuff look crazy but what's crazy is look how better i got i got better pretty
quick bitch let's go to
like your your whole experience so you get back from a trip right and is it
that night do you arrive
home and no or like on your way home you're like i don't feel so great um well
saturday here's what
happened friday night we went out and got hammered went out and played pool
till 3 30 in the morning
had a bunch of drinks had a bunch of drinks at the show at the show i think i
had two drinks and then
i had like four afterwards so we're pretty lit yeah and it was 3 30 in the
morning exhausted plane travel
you know flew that day from um i guess so fort lauderdale was the first show
then that was tampa
and then last show was orlando um that night i just i was worn out friday night
you know because
3 30 in the morning and i was like oh i gotta crash and then i woke up in the
morning and i was
definitely hung over but i was also just feeling a little out of it just a
little just a little just
not good it's hard to describe if i had covet it was just like beginning stages
but i thought it was
a hangover right which kind of confuses yeah wait how you can read it so drank
a lot of water um ate
took a bunch of vitamins went to sleep got up for the show felt good no drinks
that night um and then
that night we flew back and so just feeling worn out you know pretty normal but
worn out and then
when i got home i was like man something just feels off so i told my wife you
know you should probably
um keep away from me let me isolate luckily we have a big house isolated and in
the middle of the
night i was sweating you know it gets fevers and i just i wasn't feeling good
and you knew it then
i woke up in the morning i knew it when the morning by the time the morning i
was like something's
going on let's see what it is it's 90 whatever percent sure it was coveted so
morning i got tested
turned out positive and then this is sunday mm-hmm sunday so sunday sunday you
find out you're positive
and then that day you bet you feel sick right you're just in bed relaxed yeah
that day headache
sick do you do you immediately this is what i didn't hadn't asked you yet had
you did you have
a plan in place in your head for like if i get covid i would do these so you
yeah so when you find out
you're positive yeah you start reaching out for these treatments yeah i already
had i already had
it in place you did yeah i was already ready to go so and then you start taking
them that day yeah i got
it i got all the stuff that i needed took it that day and then monday i felt
pretty good and i was
taking vitamin iv drips every day high dose of vitamin c um vitamin d uh and
nad as well my concern when i
spoke to you was just will you please fucking rest that's what i texted you i
was like no hill runs
no fucking kettlebells and don't wrestle any fucking cattle today just rest i
did like i'm going to
rest i'm going to rest i rest i know i did i rested i did i didn't do but watch
tv i actually enjoyed the
first couple days because i was like this is a nice like a legit solid excuse
where i don't have to do
anything yes which never comes up right that was like when the pandemic started
back in march last
year where it was like no you have to cancel your dates i was like all right it'd
be like a nice week
off sure two weeks to slow the spread yeah let's fucking chill out yeah yeah um
so but you know after
i did this and i i hit it with the nad and the uh high dose vitamin c i think
it was 10 000 10 000
milligrams of vitamin c in the iv drip which is like very it's very effective
it goes right into your
bloodstream right yeah um after that and the monoclonal antibodies and all the
other stuff
literally on monday i felt pretty fucking good that's yeah so that's pretty
pretty fast pretty fast yeah
yeah mine when i got covid i was in like the hospital recovering from surgery
right and i thought
it was uh the opioid withdrawals of which they told me they're like you're
gonna feel like
shit when you get off of these like the flu right yeah it's exactly they said
you're gonna get emotional
and you're gonna feel terrible and i was like okay and i got off of them like
on a saturday
i stopped taking them after like two weeks and then on monday i think it was
monday or tuesday
i had pt and ot back to back and afterwards i was like man i feel terrible what
is ot occupational
therapy what's the difference above the waist is kind of the way they tell you
like pt's below the
waist ots above the waist so they were treating my knee for pt and then the ot
was like the heart
arm and hand stuff and i did them back to back like in their hour each and i'm
all up so they're
like yeah of course you're tired and like take a nap i slept for like three
hours and they're like god
damn and i and here's the thing no it occurred to nobody that i had covet the
next day i'm like i had
diarrhea my my shoulders like my traps neck were so achy i was like oh and they're
like yeah he's just
fucking worn out from the therapy and getting off of the opiates and everything
and and then the the
next day a little better but still shitty and the third day i was like i feel
better you know and the
fourth day i was like i feel fine so that was kind of like my window and it was
the last the fourth day
where they were like do you want to take a covet test i was like for what they're
like oh for when
you felt like three days ago and i go yeah okay and so i took the covet test
and my favorite is that
they're like uh do you want same day results and i go yeah and they go it's
expensive and i go this
fucking hospital stays expensive what are you talking about like right this is
thousands of dollars a
day you think i i don't want to spend a hundred dollars more to find out today
so i said yeah let's
do same day and then they tested at the end of the day i go where's my result
and they're like we don't
know so the next day i'm going home and it's it's it's a saturday and they're
taking me home and i was
like hey whatever happened to my fucking covet test and now i feel like totally
fine and they go uh i
don't know i'm gonna call the lady that took the test and i was like what the
fuck so crazy so i get
home i watch a movie with my kids and the email goes ding and i open it and it
says positive that's how
i found out so you're super protected yeah because they showed uh there was a
study that showed that
if you've had a previous coveted infection you're six to 13 times uh more
protected than you are with
just a pfizer yeah i try you know i gave up the argument i was arguing with my
cousin who's an id
doctor what's an id doctor infectious disease doctor so this is what she treats
she's in the hospitals you
know every day and uh she was like when the delta variant came out she was like
this thing is no joke
she's like this is all i'm seeing you have to get back especially if you're
going on tour
i was like well what about whatever i was like fine i'll just go yeah well it
didn't bother you yeah
it didn't bother me i'm still um doing that like i'll still cock huck up a
little green
shit yeah here and there you wait a week out uh a week yesterday yeah yeah yeah
it's not that long
but it doesn't feel bad yeah i had a great workout today yeah i had a great
workout today it felt great
that's my second workout i had one workout two days three days ago three days
ago um then took yesterday off
and then worked out again today yeah no problem at all just feel completely
normal great yeah
and your breathing's fine yeah except the the hocking up a little yeah but they're
little ones
how crazy or maybe you're immune to it now from having so much public scrutiny
but like
having people wish you got sicker isn't that crazy i didn't pay attention it's
crazy to me
i mean i've had people you know wish harm on me and threaten me and tell me
they wish i was dead
and all this stuff but fun yeah you're like cool man uh thanks for watching the
special um but it's like
when you're sick yeah people are like i wish you were more sick well the good
news is i was only sick
for a day that's true yeah it's just it's just wild that there's people they're
like i wish you were
more sick i wish well i wish you were in the hospital because i wasn't scared
during the entire pandemic
what they would like is that when i did get sick that i was really sick and i
became really scared and
learned my lesson and instead it's the worst case scenario for them right i
bounce back about as quick
as you can yeah and they're haters yeah but that's their life you gotta live
like that imagine spending
any time whatsoever wishing that a person felt bad yeah it's just the dumbest
fucking thing you could
ever spend your energy on yeah and it doesn't work you can't it doesn't it
doesn't make people feel
worse god i wish so hard it's okay so crazy i i you know i'd heard that that
was going on but i didn't
pay attention to it it's like you know they're weak bitches yeah you stay salty
yeah we're doing all right
everything's fine yeah i'm doing pretty good but meanwhile i don't have a bad
message my
message is be healthy and obviously there's some merit to that you know and
merit to being
consistently healthy you know the end here's a message the the thing that me is
drinking
i think that really me yeah i bet if i went home early went to the hotel early
friday night and got
sleep like i normally do i bet it would have never got me you think so yeah i
was hammered we're out
playing pool till like i said 3 30 in the morning and you know i love playing
pool so yeah i'll play
pool till i'm exhausted oh my god i went on a trip with you once dude it was
like stand up to pool
to the whole next day like you're like i didn't go to bed you got back at like
9 a.m and then we
went out to breakfast i was like what are you talking about you're fine i was
like no way dude
well you know that that message is not a good message no the up all night
message and the
drinking message is that yeah my messages don't do that and it is stupid and i
haven't had a drink
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Joe's COVID Experience, CNN's Ivermectin Claims

the Joe Rogan experience well well well if it is an old horse worm Rogan I'm
glad you're I'm glad
you're well man bro do I have to sue CNN I don't know do you they're making
shit up they keep saying
I'm taking horse dewormer I literally got it from a doctor it's an American
company it's a they won
the Nobel Prize in 2015 for use in human beings yeah and CNN is saying I'm
taking horse dewormer
yeah what so they must know that that's a lie there's a lot of people saying it
right but a lot
of people can say okay like the internet says it who cares sure but CNN is
saying it like Jim Acosta I
meant like like USA Today a few other places yeah and they're talking about ivermectin
yeah so what
because I don't know I just saw so much news yeah about you I mean I would talk
to you and check on
you and see if you're all right and you're like you you threw the kitchen sink
at it you said which
was stuff that you know you took IV drips and was it mono what mono monoclonal
antibodies and that
what is monoclonal antibodies it's the shit they gave Trump okay yeah and then
what so who said or did
you already want ivermectin like well I had this guy on dr. Pierre Corey and he
is what is the
organization he's from frontline critical care workers he's a well-established
doctors treated thousands of
people with kovat and they've uh the early on the pandemic they found some good
uh efficacy with uh
with with um ivermectin frontline 19 critical care alliance okay yeah um so I
had him on and you know
he had talked to me about it's not he's not the only doctor that told me to
take it multiple doctors
told me to take it it's uh it's supposed to have uh what is the exact thing it's
supposed to do
there's there's something that i highlighted um and this is obviously i'm not a
doctor it says
ivermectin was found to be a blocker of viral uh replicate replicate replicate
r-e-p-l-i-c-a-s-e
protease and i don't know what this word is human t-m-p-r-s-s-2 i don't know
but what they didn't
highlight is that i got better yeah you got better quickly try to make it seem
as if like
i'm doing some wacky shit that's completely ineffective right cnn was saying
that i'm a
distributor of misinformation also that was the other thing that happened the
um in tokyo in japan
which is apparently uh they're very conservative about the medication that they
they use and the
medications that they uh endorse but the tokyo medical association chairman
held a live press
conference recommending ivermectin to all doctors for all covid patients so
what's going on with the
like the you know it's kind of hard to figure out what's the truth in a lot of
things but with regard
to this people go it's insane to take ivermectin like you see it everywhere
everyone's like this is
wild don't take this shit and then you have the head of the fucking tokyo
whatever medical commission
saying take ivermectin yeah i don't know what's going on man you know there's a
lot of speculation
one of the speculations involves the um emergency use authorization for the
vaccines that in order for
there to be an emergency use authorization there has to be no treatment for a
disease right so because
there is this treatment in in ivermectin and there's other treatments too right
um because
of this there's a lot of pushback against potential treatments and pretending
that they don't really
work or that they're conspiracy theories this is the this is the grand
conspiracy right the grand
conspiracy is the pharmaceutical companies are all in cahoots to try to make
anybody who takes this
stuff look crazy but what's crazy is look how better i got i got better pretty
quick bitch let's go to
like your your whole experience so you get back from a trip right and is it
that night do you arrive
home and no or like on your way home you're like i don't feel so great um well
saturday here's what
happened friday night we went out and got hammered went out and played pool
till 3 30 in the morning
had a bunch of drinks had a bunch of drinks at the show at the show i think i
had two drinks and then
i had like four afterwards so we're pretty lit yeah and it was 3 30 in the
morning exhausted plane travel
you know flew that day from um i guess so fort lauderdale was the first show
then that was tampa
and then last show was orlando um that night i just i was worn out friday night
you know because
3 30 in the morning and i was like oh i gotta crash and then i woke up in the
morning and i was
definitely hung over but i was also just feeling a little out of it just a
little just a little just
not good it's hard to describe if i had covet it was just like beginning stages
but i thought it was
a hangover right which kind of confuses yeah wait how you can read it so drank
a lot of water um ate
took a bunch of vitamins went to sleep got up for the show felt good no drinks
that night um and then
that night we flew back and so just feeling worn out you know pretty normal but
worn out and then
when i got home i was like man something just feels off so i told my wife you
know you should probably
um keep away from me let me isolate luckily we have a big house isolated and in
the middle of the
night i was sweating you know it gets fevers and i just i wasn't feeling good
and you knew it then
i woke up in the morning i knew it when the morning by the time the morning i
was like something's
going on let's see what it is it's 90 whatever percent sure it was coveted so
morning i got tested
turned out positive and then this is sunday mm-hmm sunday so sunday sunday you
find out you're positive
and then that day you bet you feel sick right you're just in bed relaxed yeah
that day headache
sick do you do you immediately this is what i didn't hadn't asked you yet had
you did you have
a plan in place in your head for like if i get covid i would do these so you
yeah so when you find out
you're positive yeah you start reaching out for these treatments yeah i already
had i already had
it in place you did yeah i was already ready to go so and then you start taking
them that day yeah i got
it i got all the stuff that i needed took it that day and then monday i felt
pretty good and i was
taking vitamin iv drips every day high dose of vitamin c um vitamin d uh and
nad as well my concern when i
spoke to you was just will you please fucking rest that's what i texted you i
was like no hill runs
no fucking kettlebells and don't wrestle any fucking cattle today just rest i
did like i'm going to
rest i'm going to rest i rest i know i did i rested i did i didn't do but watch
tv i actually enjoyed the
first couple days because i was like this is a nice like a legit solid excuse
where i don't have to do
anything yes which never comes up right that was like when the pandemic started
back in march last
year where it was like no you have to cancel your dates i was like all right it'd
be like a nice week
off sure two weeks to slow the spread yeah let's fucking chill out yeah yeah um
so but you know after
i did this and i i hit it with the nad and the uh high dose vitamin c i think
it was 10 000 10 000
milligrams of vitamin c in the iv drip which is like very it's very effective
it goes right into your
bloodstream right yeah um after that and the monoclonal antibodies and all the
other stuff
literally on monday i felt pretty fucking good that's yeah so that's pretty
pretty fast pretty fast yeah
yeah mine when i got covid i was in like the hospital recovering from surgery
right and i thought
it was uh the opioid withdrawals of which they told me they're like you're
gonna feel like
shit when you get off of these like the flu right yeah it's exactly they said
you're gonna get emotional
and you're gonna feel terrible and i was like okay and i got off of them like
on a saturday
i stopped taking them after like two weeks and then on monday i think it was
monday or tuesday
i had pt and ot back to back and afterwards i was like man i feel terrible what
is ot occupational
therapy what's the difference above the waist is kind of the way they tell you
like pt's below the
waist ots above the waist so they were treating my knee for pt and then the ot
was like the heart
arm and hand stuff and i did them back to back like in their hour each and i'm
all up so they're
like yeah of course you're tired and like take a nap i slept for like three
hours and they're like god
damn and i and here's the thing no it occurred to nobody that i had covet the
next day i'm like i had
diarrhea my my shoulders like my traps neck were so achy i was like oh and they're
like yeah he's just
fucking worn out from the therapy and getting off of the opiates and everything
and and then the the
next day a little better but still shitty and the third day i was like i feel
better you know and the
fourth day i was like i feel fine so that was kind of like my window and it was
the last the fourth day
where they were like do you want to take a covet test i was like for what they're
like oh for when
you felt like three days ago and i go yeah okay and so i took the covet test
and my favorite is that
they're like uh do you want same day results and i go yeah and they go it's
expensive and i go this
fucking hospital stays expensive what are you talking about like right this is
thousands of dollars a
day you think i i don't want to spend a hundred dollars more to find out today
so i said yeah let's
do same day and then they tested at the end of the day i go where's my result
and they're like we don't
know so the next day i'm going home and it's it's it's a saturday and they're
taking me home and i was
like hey whatever happened to my fucking covet test and now i feel like totally
fine and they go uh i
don't know i'm gonna call the lady that took the test and i was like what the
fuck so crazy so i get
home i watch a movie with my kids and the email goes ding and i open it and it
says positive that's how
i found out so you're super protected yeah because they showed uh there was a
study that showed that
if you've had a previous coveted infection you're six to 13 times uh more
protected than you are with
just a pfizer yeah i try you know i gave up the argument i was arguing with my
cousin who's an id
doctor what's an id doctor infectious disease doctor so this is what she treats
she's in the hospitals you
know every day and uh she was like when the delta variant came out she was like
this thing is no joke
she's like this is all i'm seeing you have to get back especially if you're
going on tour
i was like well what about whatever i was like fine i'll just go yeah well it
didn't bother you yeah
it didn't bother me i'm still um doing that like i'll still cock huck up a
little green
shit yeah here and there you wait a week out uh a week yesterday yeah yeah yeah
it's not that long
but it doesn't feel bad yeah i had a great workout today yeah i had a great
workout today it felt great
that's my second workout i had one workout two days three days ago three days
ago um then took yesterday off
and then worked out again today yeah no problem at all just feel completely
normal great yeah
and your breathing's fine yeah except the the hocking up a little yeah but they're
little ones
how crazy or maybe you're immune to it now from having so much public scrutiny
but like
having people wish you got sicker isn't that crazy i didn't pay attention it's
crazy to me
i mean i've had people you know wish harm on me and threaten me and tell me
they wish i was dead
and all this stuff but fun yeah you're like cool man uh thanks for watching the
special um but it's like
when you're sick yeah people are like i wish you were more sick well the good
news is i was only sick
for a day that's true yeah it's just it's just wild that there's people they're
like i wish you were
more sick i wish well i wish you were in the hospital because i wasn't scared
during the entire pandemic
what they would like is that when i did get sick that i was really sick and i
became really scared and
learned my lesson and instead it's t