Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1707 - Kyle Dunnigan & Kurt Metzger
Uploaded: 2021-09-15T00:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1707 - Kyle Dunnigan & Kurt Metzger' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1707 - Kyle Dunnigan & Kurt Metzger' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1707 - Kyle Dunnigan & Kurt Metzger

This is all on the record so I'm terrible in that position like I have to be
really some people
instinctively are like we just don't talk about that know how to do that I don't
have no I can't
yeah I know you know that's what I love about yeah that is good he says things
if you are like oh my
god they said something to a comedian I won't say but like oh my god yeah but
it was good advice he
gave some advice it was honest what like one tell them kill themselves no no it's
uh oh so to quit
no no I don't want to get into it embarrass me okay what have you done Kyle I'm
leaving I'm sorry
why as a team he's honest yes go ahead as a team you two balance each other out
in a very odd way we
yes we are we fill gaps yeah sometimes it feels like we're inside each other
whoa yes is that
that's that's accurate because we have like is that blurting out anything or no
we do like opposite
things and like the things I have gaps in he fills up I mean her is it does
sound sexual but it sounds
incredibly sexual no no but I know what you're saying yeah I mean he's an
amazing like joke machine you
know and it all sounds like every part of it does you guys are silently
creating the best comedy show
on the internet I really believe that thank you your shit that you guys are put
out these face swaps
this fucking the fresh prez yes this Joe Biden sitcom yeah like it I am astonished
it hasn't caught on
more than it has it's caught on a lot but it should be one of the biggest
fucking things in the country you
guys are doing the most ruthless hilarious shit I can't support it enough thank
you
that's why I wanted to have you guys in here I love it thank you it's you a
little dirty you've been the one
that's like I mean you when you started promoting my stuff like three years ago
I mean I was nowhere I was
doomed you look back on your life I didn't realize how doomed I was until you
started supporting me
and then I was like cranking out maybe one a week one sketch a week and that's
that was like a lot of
work you know even just to do that writing sketches a lot harder crank out you
need a better Instagram
handle it's like Kyle Dunnigan two no it's one it's one why is it one but it
does is actually someone
have Kyle Dunnigan one he also has my email and he gets a lot of emails you've
talked to this Kyle
Dunnigan see he stopped he used to forward me stuff and it's been like a year
and a half and I'm
like I'm not doing this anymore yeah I had Joe Rogan calm there was an original
Joe Rogan who was a real
real estate salesman and you lost yours to a real estate guy too that's what I
don't have I didn't
lose it I mean it's his name he's older than me he's a veteran it's really his
name but I bought it from
him oh by Joe Rogan calm I had Kyle Dunnigan calm and then someone bought X I
dropped the ball and now he's
like 40 grand and I'm like no Wow so I have Kyle Dunnigan comedy 40 grand I don't
think I want to say
comedy after your name you want to make a year's salary I know I would have
paid like a hundred dollars but
I have Kyle Dunnigan comedy calm which I don't like to say like yeah comedy I
have like telling people
I'm doing no it's a second it's that mine is taken by the the you know dot-com
the site I used to have
it and then I just didn't pay you know way back when I had it and I didn't
either pay for it or
somebody else and it was a porn site no it was taken by a guy Kurt Metzger gay
friendly realtor was
is that's just right which is it is weird right because well I guess if you
want to sell real
estate in West Hollywood like in a very specific yeah yeah like a beautiful I
would assume they're all
gay friendly business who's not gay friendly I want your money if you're specifying
it that's like
weird like they're fucking dudes I want your money keep your money I'm natural
I'm for the Bible I'm not
for money yeah so he has it so there's I guess a plug for him so I have comedy
like a second second
Kurt Metzger comedy yeah yeah well it's not bad it's Kyle Dunnigan comedy is
not bad we're saying it
millions of people are hearing it yes yes I'll say my name for an hour and a
half but my nephew said
putting a one a number is really dorky yeah it's dorky yeah you should change
that is the guy who has
Kyle Dunnigan does he use it I know I don't think so you know I haven't looked
yeah maybe I'll contact
Instagram you're you're blue certified right you get a little check I got a
check yeah son but no
it's crazy they take your blue check if they don't agree with you wait you can
lose your yeah you can
turn in your check you they'll they'll take your blue check mark if you say
objectionable things oh I
didn't know that yeah I thought the point of it was to keep people from
pretending to be you exact but
they don't give a fuck like they're using as a as a punitive on Instagram or
yeah on both yet
really OJ doesn't have a Twitter a check and people are trying yeah you seen
his Twitter by the way oh it's
the best hilarious hello Twitter friends it's yours true that's right Twitter
world it's yours truly and
all those tweets are like he'll be like head Broncos are doing pretty good and
then the conference like
murderer murderer murderer hey Allen's knee should be better as in murderer
murderer murderer
it's all knives all like knife emojis like you're killing it OJ it's strange
hearing him talk about
stuff yeah cuz he talks gives advice and shit yeah so calm now yeah well you
know when you get away
with double murder you know I like stay on the deal when you make videos he's
got a lot of wit and
wisdom OJ he's been to it a lot it's yours truly what's going on with the brain
to the world I made
mistakes just like you cut a lady's head off hey there's no reason to lose your
temper when you get in a
fight it I'm just saying dude like imagine I remember I was with my girlfriend
at the time it
was 1990 I guess it was like three or four ways at four when he got off yeah we
were in my apartment in
North Hollywood I literally just moved to Hollywood and we were sitting there
holding hands waiting for
the verdict she wanted to hold my hand she was like oh my god oh my god oh my
god and then not killed
and she went oh I thought you were gonna say you started cheering so loud you
knocked over some hey
twitter world what's he saying hey twitter world yours truly what's wrong with
the volume OJ
I want to thank Tampa and uh the Cowboys again for that great opening
it's all he's giving like commentary yeah football yeah like he's just a
regular guy yeah the pitch
just a fantasy football tip I know but like wouldn't you want to just lay low I
know he's you kill a
couple people and look at this yeah look at the comments are hilarious hey
twitter world we lost
another great one oh so someone died okay let's read the comments on that one
click on that one the
comments must be oh you fuckers really lean into it it's okay you know a lot of
a lot of like people
like like killers have have like podcasts and stuff now like sammy the bull
oh yeah he showed me some of that stuff is hilarious I've never I don't think I
could watch a mob movie again
like when they make a new one and have the same because you can watch these
guys tell the story and it's so
much better yeah there's a couple of those guys michael francesi and the bull
gravano and a few of those mob guys are yeah
they all and they get and they get in like argue like fights like mob podcast
that's not how he died sammy
that is not how I killed them they all argue about shit and like you couldn't
care less about like he never hung out at that club
I was there every night and I didn't see him their pasta for azul was garbage
it was garbage but this I sammy's is the you know a lot of there's a lot of
them but
his is the best one I it hands down the best one well it's interesting he tells
stories you know like they're they're
they're it's kind of crazy that a guy who's murdered nine people can just have
a podcast
yeah well don't you think he probably thinks of it like like if you were
talking with so you probably talk to a lot
I know I talked to a lot of soldiers that kill I don't know how many people
they kill we didn't talk their kills but
he probably thinks of it that way
not that I think of it that way
they deserved it
yeah right
he thinks like there's rules
yeah we got in this yeah a lot of these guys I'm not saying him because
I don't know but a lot of them you know they are self-serving when they tell
their stories like even
if he seems very uh like he's not holding anything back well he's pulling off
the best of me he got out of jail
right and he would he was an informant for the mob right against the mob he
gets out of jail and then he's selling ecstasy like this guy doesn't give a
fuck yeah he gets he goes back in right did he get arrested again did he go to
jail again for ecstasy I know he got
arrested for ecstasy I don't know if he went back in jail I mean the guy is
like he's pulled it off
yeah he's like 70
yeah and he looks great
he seems happy too
that's what's crazy he looks calm and relaxed
he looks he looks way younger than his age
yeah he looks good
I love uh a lot of them where they're like the moral like this mavi probably is
letting you know not to get involved
there's a lot of like gang saying like I'm trying to tell you
don't do this kids
one guy is saying that of like I'm trying to explain this is not glorifying the
life
and he's selling a bat
he goes this is no kind of life you want to get a bat with one name on it
this is the bat that I used to kill four guys in the social club
the whole story is him hitting people with bats and he has merch bats
no really who is this
uh
John A. Light
jeez how many these mob guys have like social media profiles
and they're doing well
what was that Steven Seagal story
I watch his thing
they're all all the stories are interesting
and it's stuff that you've seen for years
like History Channel has all these documentaries about mafia stuff
and none of them are as good as piecing it together from five different guys
who were there
oh yeah you get the real story
yeah it's just it's just so much better
that's the difference is you're getting the real fucking story
you know
we crack open that whiskey
what are we doing guys
you want some?
too early with you?
no I don't give a fuck
it's a little drink
I haven't had a drink in since I got covid
was that right?
really?
yeah I decided to take some time off
I was going to take the whole month off but
in your honor
I'll have a little sippy poo
I'll have a little sippy poo
have young Jeffrey get us some glasses
do you guys like ice?
yeah
a little bit
yeah a little bit
I like ice
we'll get some of that
we'll get some of that going
yeah I want to uh
just make sure everyone knows
get some of that buffalo trace
break out the good stuff
oh I'll tell you what you have to watch
if you watch a podcast
is him talking about Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal was trying to get
comfortable with the mob right
he was trying to get close to them
they made his movies I guess
what?
he tells his story
this one made me
like I was dying when he was telling this story
about is how Steven Seagal
his whole career
like all the good ones I think
were mob funded movies
no really?
yeah and he didn't want to make them anymore
he wanted to go
this is how Sammy's talking
like he wanted to go to Tibet
and meditate
I don't know
and um
John Gotti's brother
was like
let's get his ass
make it as movies again
and then they started shaking him down
to make more movies
oh really?
yeah
are you sure about all this?
I'll tell you
this is what's on the podcast
oh okay
he showed me
he does seem very believable
I'll say this
when he's telling the story
yeah it doesn't seem like
why would he lie
at this point in his life
yeah
he's got away
he's literally got away with murder
look they all wear sunglasses though
there's something suspicious
that they all wear sunglasses
so does Tim Dillon though
thank you
he does
is he the last guy now?
Tim D