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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rapper Has Gold Chains Implanted Into Scalp' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-15. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
I don't know what to think about that. I've been saying this. I know that was
Lil Wayne
Yeah, if that was Lil Wayne and Lil Wayne was going crazy spending all his
money and putting diamonds in his forehead
Was that was that Lil Vert? Was that guy that did that with the diamond?
Yeah, yeah, what do you mean put diamonds in his forehead?
Dude had a giant diamond inserted into his forehead and then someone stole it.
So it goes- wait, wait, how- okay, wait
Yeah, someone grabbed it ripped it out of his head. Jesus. Hold on, wait a
minute. You don't know about this?
Like the guy from the- There's a new one, though.
He's got a new one? No, there's a new rapper that has a gold chain surgically
implanted into his head. He did it before
He beat somebody doing it. And someone stole it like in- pulled it out of his
fucking head. Jesus.
Like Thanos, they pulled the thing out of his fucking head. So this guy has
these gold chains inserted into his head?
Yeah. Oh, that's gonna hurt. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. He'd be screwed in there.
What is the- What is the- What is the- Another connection.
What is he doing with his teeth? He's got toothpaste? Wait, who's this? Wow. So
these are- these are metal teeth, too. He's got metal teeth. This is a kid. Wow,
really a cyber pump. Brushing his metal teeth. But this- I want to know how he
got those inserted in his head, the gold chains. They can do that plug-shape.
That's- that's a cool look. Is it? I'm thinking about going that way. Isn't
there guys that have snap on hair? Listen, I'm bald, I can't wear a toupee, but
I could wear that. I'm thinking about wearing- Oh my god, that'd be amazing.
Amazing. If you just did- Just- how about this? Not gold chains, but just gold
studs. That's a really bad idea, though, to just- Like beads, gold beads. That's
a very yankable thing.
Uh, look, he's got the neck thing where his neck is gonna grow. Are you saying
that's not removable? He's gonna have a giraffe neck? Yeah, he's gonna have a
giraffe neck. Kyle Ward-coil-like.
Kyle Ward-coils around his neck as a child. It's actually very regal to have a
long neck, by the way. It's very royal. Like a seven-foot tall guy's neck? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Sign up.
Uh, he underwent surgery in April, allowing him to hang dozens of chains from
his head. I had it as a hook that's implanted in my head, and that hook has
hooks, so they're all hooked in my skull, under my skin. And those are hooked
to hooks.
He said in a viral clip: "This is my hair. Golden hair. The first rapper to
have gold hair imprinted in human history."
The word "hair" in a hook is said so many times.
Jamie, please see if there's like detailed images that depict the surgery and
the subsequent bleeding.
Trump did it first, dude.
Imagine that, though. These fucking kids are very innovative.
That's like cyberpunk shit, dude.
That's pretty wild. I'm impressed.
That's a waste of money.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
A $40 million stupid fucking painting is a waste of money.
If you had gold chains implanted into your head, how fucking cool would that
look?
I'm thinking of doing something radical like that, or get that clown hair.
Yeah, man, that's what I'm saying.
Why don't you get clown hair?
You and I, Kurt, we're bald. Let's get something funky.
I'm basically bald.
No, you're doing way better.
What is privileged piece of shit?
You're doing way better. Yeah, shut the fuck up about this.
I'd love to have actual bald people.
I'd love to have that salad on my head.
You know one thing, I don't know what I searched for on Instagram, right?
But you know how you search something and then the algorithm shows you all
these things now?
Yeah.
Maybe I clicked on one that I saw in the search, just taking a shit one day,
bored.
But there is a whole movement of guys gluing wigs to their head.
No, there's not.
Oh, yes, there is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what do you mean gluing it?
Like bald guys, it's like all the ones that I get are from other people.
Do they take it off sometimes?
I don't know, but they show a guy looking like this like, and then the guy like,
and squirts
the glue on the head and puts his crazy wig, and then the guy's like...
Why does he do that?
Because this guy does this.
He's excited about the...
This is his move.
I'm going to show you, I'm going to show you.
I'm going to send this to Jamie because I don't know.
You know how you get on an algorithm, and then the algorithm just sends you...
Oh, I know.
...bam, immediately, I get to one.
It's pretty great because like YouTube does that too, where you just...
Is that a glue?
I'll find you one.
His shirt says superior.
What is it?
I got one on the screen.
Oh, there's one of them.
Yeah, there's a ton of these guys.
Oh my God, that looks like Mexican me.
There's so many of these guys.
They...
There's...
For whatever reason.
Nice.
I don't know what country it is.
Yeah, they look sad.
What's this guy?
Oh, I'm fucking sad.
I ain't got no hair.
Cartoon.
And then this guy comes along and glues down this...
Look at this.
Hey, watch this.
Bam!
Look at my fucking hair now.
Oh my God.
See?
Wow.
But they'll show the process.
Like, I'm so sad.
I'm just losing my hair.
That's pretty amazing.
Any man can have lesbian hair now.
That is the times.
But the thing is though, you're gluing it.
Look at that.
How do you get that off?
It's rough.
Yeah, I've seen this.
It does look good.
It looks fucking good.
It looks fucking amazing.
That looks fucking good.
But the thing is, I feel like it would look good for a day.
Dude, who's the guy from fucking...
And then the glue would get loose.
How heavy would your head be with chains on it?
Community.
Joel...
Yo.
McHale.
Joel McHale.
Yeah.
I met him in person, and his whatever...
'Cause you remember where he came from, right?
The Burger King commercials?
I do not remember the Burger King commercials.
Yeah, before all that, he was a guy who was going bald in Burger King
commercials.
It was like copying the success of The Office, and it would be like, "I thought
I told you
a Whopper."
Oh.
It was like a...
And he was losing...
And then he had an amazing Dragon Ball Z hair.
Like...
He does have great hair.
Dude, and I asked him point blank, 'cause I would be like, "What do you do to
hold your
hair?"
I immediately will ask somebody that.
Oh, okay.
So this is back in the dizzy.
Wow.
Jamie's good.
Oh, yeah.
So that's right when I was at that hair loss, I asked him, "What is he doing to
hold
his hair?"
And he didn't tell me.
He wouldn't tell you, huh?
He probably had great...
That was a good plug.
No, like...
Loose lips sink ships, and you got loose lips, pal.
You do.
You got loose lips.
Talking about it right now on a podcast.
If I could help people to have Joel McHale hair, I would feel it was my duty to
do that.
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