Name: Bert Kreischer on His Infamous Adam Sandler Incident
Uploaded: 2021-09-28T17:03:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer on His Infamous Adam Sandler Incident' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bert Kreischer on His Infamous Adam Sandler Incident' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-28. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- She cracks me up, beginning of the pandemic,
she hits, very beginning of the pandemic,
she hits me up and she goes,
"Hey, we're doing this Comedy Gives Back thing,
"and I'm interviewing Adam Sandler."
Oh, you're an Adam Sandler fan, right?
- Love Adam Sandler.
- I go, "I fucking love Adam Sandler."
She goes, "Hey, so I'm gonna interview him,
"but like, I know you're a fan,
"so I thought maybe I'd invite you over,
"maybe come in, crash the thing."
- Oh, I saw that.
- I fucked that up so bad.
- You fucked the whole thing up!
- I fucked that up so badly.
- And Adam Sandler was like, "What?"
What questions did you ask him that was like--
- First of all, I didn't ask him any questions.
I told him, "You know me,
"I told him a bunch of stories about me."
And he was like, "Hey, Adam, you wanna hear a great story?"
And he's like, "Ah, sure, sure."
And I was like, "So anyway, when you were in college,
"when I was in college, I was at Florida State,
"and you came and formed."
And he's just like, "I don't know where this is going."
And I go, "You came to Florida State?"
And this girl I was dating was like,
ended up hanging up with you,
and then they ended up smoking pot with you
and Alan Covert, and then I didn't go,
and that was me, though.
And he was like, "Ah, cool, cool."
- And this is all Zoom, right?
- This is Zoom, there's no editing.
- Also, you're not in the room with them.
- There's a delay, and Whitney and I have a tape measure,
so we're six feet apart, 'cause it's COVID.
And so I'm swinging in like a boom mic,
coming in, going, "Hey, Adam, Adam."
Oh, this is so bad, I can't even see it.
Because I--
- Look at the tape measure, Whitney with a fucking tape measure.
That was before Whitney started taping her,
coloring her hair, random fucking woke colors.
- And then I didn't even realize it was bad, right?
I didn't even realize it was bad.
Of course, Joe, you know that I promoted my special, right?
You know that I went.
- Of course.
- But I said to him, I go, "Do you have Netflix?"
Here's the $200 million deal at Netflix.
The first, I get off the phone, Big Jay Oakerson calls me,
and he goes, "I just wanna give you a heads up,
we just totally trashed you."
And I was like, "What?"
And he goes, "We were up after you."
And we were mocking that,
we were in the waiting room watching it.
And I go, "What do you mean mock me, Jay?"
And he goes, "Are you being serious?"
I thought that interview went great.
I thought it was like perfect.
And he goes, Bert-- - Were you drunk?
- No, no, I think I was sober.
- That's why, that's the problem.
- Big Jay goes, "Bert, you asked Adam Sandler
if he had Netflix."
I said, "Yeah, 'cause my special's on Netflix."
And he goes, "Bert, he has a $200 million deal
at Netflix, he definitely has fucking Netflix."
And then he goes, "And then you called
his movie Happy Madison.
It's Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison."
He goes, "And then you called his movie Precious Gems."
I go, "It's not Precious Gems?"
And then I start melting down,
and I'm like, "Oh my God, I really fucked this up."
Yeah, that was a colossal.
And God bless David Spade.
- That Uncut Gems movie is fucking fantastic.
- Yeah, I called it Precious Gems.
- Yeah, if you wanna find out who Adam Sandler really is,
or what he's capable of, goddamn Uncut Gems.
That is one, two hour, or whatever,
however long the movie is, fucking panic attack.
That movie's so-- - I gotta see it.
- You haven't seen it? - No, no.
- Holy shit, Bert, it's so good.
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