Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban
Uploaded: 2021-10-15T00:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1720 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day oh hello boys hey this is gonna be one of those shows how's it
sound with that on
it sounds perfectly normal today how many times have you like heard I've heard
videos on YouTube
where like this guy was reviewing watches and he was wearing a mask while he
was reviewing the video
so you could like hear the the muffled thing I'm like this is gonna be like we're
gonna look back
on these days with the the masks and all the the people that were like taking
them off and then
putting them back on to take photos like all the times that politicians have
been busted doing that
and we're gonna say this is like a specially stupid time so stupid especially
stupid not
saying that it's stupid to wear a mask I'm not saying that I'm just saying the
virtue signaling
of it yeah the the theater of it all yeah people that put on the mask before
like giving a speech
yeah yeah well they have it off and they're hanging out backstage and then
there's a video of them
putting it on and getting in front of everybody and then taking it off in front
of everybody give
the speech like it's just theater like when Rand Paul was in front of Fauci and
he said you know
you're you're vaccinated why are you wearing this mask it's theater he was
right it is it's a theater
it's to let everybody know you're a good person I'm a good person look at my
mask yeah I talked to
somebody on the phone that was used that had a mask on I was like where are you
and they're like
in my hotel room I'm like what the fuck are you doing calling me with a mask on
was it Ian Edwards
were you talking to Ian Edwards Ian double masks backstage with us yeah we're
hanging out backstage
he's double masked I'm like hey bro we've all been tested like you you know we're
all good he's just
like I'm more comfortable with this thing on I don't get it it's California you
got those people scared
yeah I would like to see like if there was a chart of like how worried people
are
about the pandemic for you know based on where they live there's like pockets
of worry
I think there's no doubt about that right like I mean like the people that I
see in LA on Twitter
and stuff and just when we visited there like it's a whole different world I
saw more masks in a few
hours than I saw in a month here in Texas it's fucking weird it's not it's not
just the mass
thing it's like the mask outside by yourself the mass in your car it's like
what is I saw people in
New York City bicycling wearing a mask that can't be good for you right that's
like do you remember
those things that people were wearing before they were wearing like the
altitude was like an altitude
mask what the fuck was it called it's like an oxygen trainer right yeah
simulate what is it called
they all there's multiple of them I don't know if there's just one but yes
people have gone over
like whether or not it actually mimics altitude training and it doesn't but one
thing that actually
does work is those breath trainers there's like a thing it's like lifting
weights with your lungs
have you ever tried those do you know what it is no you blow into them and
there's one of them
that actually works I have it I haven't set up the app yet it works on an app
and so like the app could
read exactly like how much pressure you're blowing through that so you're
actually like physically
working out your lungs like a muscle just blowing into this thing and breathing
through it and breathe
it out of it it's like it forces your lungs to work harder yeah I like
cigarettes I just use a belt
different notches I don't know when's the last time someone died jerking off
like that it's been a
while I think it happens famous people for a while yeah I think it happens more
than we think because
like imagine if you found someone like that you wouldn't like want to put that
out there you'd be like
okay we'll keep that a secret we'll just say that they committed suicide right
or you really don't like
someone and so that's how you kill him oh that's the room that I heard about
David Carradine wow yeah he's
the guy from kung fu yeah kill bill yeah yeah it's bill yeah him it was the NSX
guy remember the singer the
lead singer no I didn't know that guy sorta kinda yeah dancer yeah you know um
yeah he died that way
really yeah I mean the fear of like it seems like it'd be fun it seems like
everybody says good things
about choking yourself while masturbating but the fear of being found that way
or dying that way is
enough to keep me from ever trying I would guesstimate that zero guys who do jujitsu
have done that
because you don't want to get choked ever so the idea of like being choked is
like you immediately
are not you probably lose your heart on first right yeah because like someone's
choking me like you have
to be someone who's probably never been choked by a person before because if
you're if you do jujitsu like you
felt that belt in your neck you would your immediate you would try to tuck your
chin you'd try to get out of that
you wouldn't be like yes there's something about imagine if someone got into
that and then
they're good at jujitsu though and they're at like the championship they start
getting choked and they
get hard as a rock all of a sudden in front of the audience right it bursts
right out of their cup yeah
or pushes the cup out so it looks preposterous what if he tapped out with his
hard penis
okay no you have to there's rules you can use your feet to tap out sometimes oh
wow like if you have
an like if you're trapped in a situation where you can't literally can't move
your arms and that can
happen um like sometimes guys will catch a mounted guillotine and in the
mounted guillotine if they're
really good like like brian ortega type good they can get their arms or their
legs rather around your
arms and pin them to your side like this while they're getting you in the guillotine
so you
literally can't even defend if they catch it perfect and then you see guys flopping
and like tapping with
their feet there's a couple positions like that where you literally can't move
your arms and guys will
tap with their feet and yell out tap let's try to yell out tap i once got
knocked out in a high school
wrestling match got guy got double chicken wings you know what i'm talking
about and then he walked over
walked around the head and then i bridged up when he when he was like north
south and he got me in a
head scissors and lock the legs figure four position because that's the only
like leg lock you're allowed
to have in ohio high school wrestling at least back then so you can wait a
minute you can lock legs
around a guy's head yep yep as long as it locks behind your knee you can't have
it like around
your calf or your ankle you have to move it all the way up to yeah but if you
do that then it becomes
a triangle essentially it is so do they just not know they're not using it for
the choke effect they're
using it to get your shoulders against the mat though to eliminate your
possibility of bridging on your
neck well wouldn't the best way to get a guy to put his shoulders on the mat to
put him to sleep
yeah that works if you can literally if you're allowed are you that can't be
right you can't be
allowed to actually get a triangle on somebody yeah again they're not really
using it for the choke so
what that guy did was when i bridged up even after he had that he just straightened
up like that
and uh squeeze your neck yeah but i ended up with a concussion from that
actually how'd you get a
concussion from that because he pulled back hard like super strong to bust my
bridge down and it clanked my
head right off the mat like doof with all of his weight body weight on top of
it oh yeah that's one
of the scarier uh things about when you see guys get knocked down their head
bounces off the mat like
yikes yeah i woke up throwing up uh rice crispy treats because i scarf those
down after weigh-ins
jesus high school wrestling is the worst system you just weigh in a few hour
couple hours before the
match and then you scarf down a bunch of food because you haven't eaten for
days yeah it's not good it's
not good and uh it doesn't totally make sense either it's like wouldn't it be
better if everybody just
weighed what they weighed like the most important thing is like who's the
better wrestler not who's
the best at starving themselves and dieting yeah it's you know it's like the
thing about weight classes
that have always driven me crazy in the ufc and in wrestling as well but with
west wrestling you're not
taking into account as much head trauma because the head trauma is more
accidental or from throws and
stuff like that but in mma you're dehydrating yourself like literally to the
point of being
incapacitated like some of these guys are shuffling because they can't lift
their leg up to walk normal
and then they go and fight travis luter who fought anderson silva for the title
he didn't make weight um and he tried i was there he did not quit he was dying
like i've never seen
a guy closer to death than travis luter when he was about to weigh in for anderson
silva he was
shuffling that's where i'm getting to talk about shuffling his lips were all
completely chapped
and like you know like just sucked dry his whole face was sucked dry his cheeks
were sucked dry
like the dude was dying he was literally pulling all the water out of his body
trying to make weight and
he didn't quite make it and then 24 hours later he fights a prime time anderson
silva when anderson was
at his peak of his powers and he got he actually got caught in a triangle
himself he got caught in a
triangle on elbowed by anderson and he had to tap out yikes but dude when you
lose that much weight
your brain dries out like everything dries out they say it takes longer i don't
know if this is true
but i think it's longer to dehyde like to rehydrate your brain takes longer
than it takes to just
rehydrate your whole body i think like your brain it takes like an extra x
amount of hours to completely
rehydrate your brain which is super dangerous if you're getting hit in the head
yeah how do you
rehydrate your brain it's a good question you just put a shot in it or iv in
your head i think it's like
the the the fluids they automatically rise what am i a doctor yeah i'm guessing
this is all guesswork
the fluids probably i always get my advice from doctors in spacesuits
especially when they're this high
um fluids probably rise in proportion to the fluids in your whole body so if
you're fully hydrated i would
imagine your head is fully hydrated but when you're really dehydrated what they're
saying is that it
takes more time to rehydrate the brain i'm not sure if that's true though but
it makes sense because you
see guys who've been uh really dried out from weight cuts sometimes they get
knocked out you you don't
even understand why that punch knocked them out and they're usually really
durable maybe when you're
dehydrated your like hydration level starts at the top of your head and goes
down like a glass of water
right like a gas tank yeah what if that's true though i mean it kind of might
be because like
just think about like how dumb you feel when you're dehydrated yeah could you
imagine if you had to take like a
math test and you were dehydrated oh my god when i'm dehydrated i'm so like i'm
like working at like 40
capacity and if you like took the math test like like hanging upside down you
would actually do better
because the water would go from your feet to your head they should do some kind
of a thing
like that for for classes you know how they have like you know how they have
like in the olympics they
have like decathlons and and the biathlon you do a bunch of things you run you
shoot a gun you go
surfing you know they have a few of those they should do that with academics
like they should have like
like a 10k mountain race and then you have to solve a puzzle you know then you
ha