Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1721 - Michael Malice
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1721 - Michael Malice' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-19. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1721 - Michael Malice

Michael Malice has there ever been a person in history more support than this
fellow Brandon
let's go Brandon that is the most popular person I've ever come across everyone
is in support of
this Brandon fellow there's this internet meme about I think his name is Kyle
who drinks monster
Red Bull and puts his fist through drywall is that the is that Kyle is that
named Kyle but Brandon
I don't know about Kyle Kyle's Kyle is a white kid who drinks a lot of monster
and puts his
fist through drywall Brandon is everywhere well I don't know this Kyle fellow
though is this a
popular meme oh here it is yeah there it is Kyle I was right okay so Kyle just
punches shit when he
drinks a lot of monster it's so crazy how like something will become popular
you know like
that one guy the the large fella that's uh sitting on the edge of the bed with
his giant cock hanging
over the bed yes that one picture of this fella and his big dick this is the
most boomer conversation
you know how on the internet Jamie these pictures get names and the kids share
where are them how do these pictures come from where do they come from how do
these and why why is it Tom Cruise laughing
I don't understand this is this coordinated it's a conspiracy why do they keep
showing Michael Jordan crying or Michael Jackson eating popcorn
why is it Michael Jackson it is amazing like what memes get used and what don't
get used like that one will just catch fire and just spread through the lines I'm
trying to think of what my favorite meme is and there's one that's not a meme
it's just a funny picture but what do I use all
the time like the one I use is it's not a meme it's a gift when like people on
Twitter ask me like a bunch of questions in a row and like one tweet I just
reply with the Riddler because it's all these question marks but that's not
that clever particularly what is like some what is the best meme I'm blanking I
can't I can't there's a lot of good ones there's a lot of good ones there's so
many good ones I mean it's just the the beauty of it is it's really a new form
of comedy you know like in the
internet meme comedy is a new form of comedy and it's a brilliant form of
comedy and some people are masters at really like a Dave Chappelle like their
masters like a comic is a master their masters at this weird new form that's
only existed for like 15 years oh and the greatest thing is that the
establishment figures don't know what to do with this oh this is one of my
favorites I'm gonna show you this a new one hold on Jamie I'm gonna send this
to you this is one of my new favorite memes
memes because it's there's just so there's so many of them but this one is like
this is my favorite of the time this is hold on all right send it to you Jamie
let's see this this is my favorite of today of this oh it's the one with the
drinking water the engine coolant was that the one no no no that's a good one
too but that I actually know the guy oh yeah yeah this is a while this has been
around for a while
cover me harder daddy yeah yeah but that's the NPC meme which I explained on
this show a few times ago when I was on that this is an NPC as well yeah that's
they're they're gray and they have that that that uh oh that's what those those
things are okay that's right you did explain that NPCs yeah yeah non-player
character for the other boomers
double mask too look at that I saw someone today on twitter that was ranting in
this like vitriolic just nasty rant about unvaccinated people causing the death
of Colin Powell so is that a good thing or a bad thing well here's the deal the
guy had blood cancer oh shit I didn't know leukemia
Look how it's double mask too. Look at that. I saw someone today on Twitter
that was ranting in this like vitriolic, just nasty rant about unvaccinated
people causing the death of Colin Powell.
So is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Well, here's the deal. The guy had blood cancer.
Oh shit. Leukemia?
No, it's a different kind. And what is it called?
Mileoma.
Yeah. It's this very severe form of blood cancer that severely impacts the
immune system apparently and might have even rendered his vaccination
ineffective because he was vaccinated.
He was double vaccinated, I believe. Yeah.
Yeah. Whatever that means. You know, fully vaccinated.
Yeah. It's not even fully anymore. Do you know that six months after the
vaccine, some hospitals are not counting you as vaccinated six months after
fully vaccinated.
This comes from some woman that was working at a hospital that was talking
about cases of vaccinated versus unvaccinated people that were admitted to the
ICU.
And she was saying the people that are in the hospital, in her particular
hospital, she was saying when someone's been vaccinated six months ago, they
list them as unvaccinated.
Well, that's why they need those boosters in perpetuity, right?
But this is crazy. Like they are fucking vaccinated and they're listing them in
the hospital as unvaccinated and jacking up the unvaccinated numbers.
But I think it goes the other way that if the efficacy is only six months, they're
jacking up the numbers of people who are vaccinated to try to make it seem like
only a tiny minority aren't when all that's 70 percent or whatever it is.
Some of them are no longer effectively vaccinated.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah.
They're making it seem like the people that are in the hospital are unvaccinated
when they're actually vaccinated, but they've passed this arbitrary expiration
date that this one hospital has put on it.
But is it arbitrary? I thought it has a I thought it has like a half life.
Well, arbitrary in terms of the hospital making the designation, right, making
the distinction that this is an unvaccinated person.
Like there's nowhere else that makes that distinction.
Like the federal government, the airlines, like New York City, when you go to
restaurants, all these places that have vaccine mandates.
The mandate in America, in Israel now, you're considered unvaccinated if you
have two shots, you don't have three.
Okay.
They consider you unvaccinated.
But Israel's rates are through the roof, too.
Through the roof.
But meanwhile, it doesn't seem to be having an impact.
The booster doesn't seem to be having an impact.
Except with Keith Olbermann.
It seems to be making him fucking crazier.
Did you see how I clowned him?
Yes, I did.
It was so fun.
It was beautiful.
It was so fun.
He doesn't know who he's fucking with.
He doesn't know.
He knows now, motherfucker.
This angry old lesbian.
Here's the thing.
Jamie, if you go to my likes on my Twitter, you'll see this side by side.
This is mean.
What you're saying is rude to angry old lesbians.
Okay.
Because there's a lot of angry old lesbians that are really cool.
Fine.
Let's just say he's doing a very bad B. Arthur impression.
Here's the thing.
The guy has a resume that can't be beat.
I used to enjoy him.
And then you, single-handedly, you and Alex, make him into an internet laughingstock.
And he doesn't know what to do about it.
And he starts yelling about Rogan muttonheads.
You Rogan muttonheads?
He called me Mr. Afraid.
Mr. Afraid.
Imagine, you're sitting in front of your keyboard.
What do I want to call this asshole?
Let's see what I got here.
I'm a writer.
But he's also yelling.
I'm a journalist.
He's yelling down to the masses from atop a penthouse on Central Park.
Like, the real estate value, that's through the roof.
Well, not only that.
And he's also tagging you because he wants you to engage with him desperately.
He's thirsty.
And I have.
You have?
Oh, I hear.
I just did.
No, but he wants to be on the show.
Oh.
But he's ratings poison.
He doesn't want to be on the show.
I don't know why he's so angry.
He's angry because-
It's just a weird thing.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Can I say one thing?
You know why he's angry.
Because you talk a lot about guy stuff.
There's something very, very sad when you're closer to your nursing home than
to your prime
and everyone lets you know it.
If you look at his Twitter feed, no one has his back.
Everyone just clowns him and he doesn't know how to handle it.
Oh, yeah.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
He doesn't have a lot of support.
But that's, you know, I don't think he has a lot.
I think he probably doesn't have a lot of friends.
Yeah, but he could go out with dignity.
He doesn't have to go out like a screaming wound.
Nobody wants to go out, Michael Malice.
Nobody wants to go out.
They don't want to go out with dignity.
They don't want to go out with hate.
They don't want to go out.
Sure, of course.
Yeah.
You work with a lot of athletes.
Rage against the dying of the light.
Right, right.
I mean, but it's like these UFC guys who are past their prime and they keep
going in there
and they become cans, right?
It's like somebody needs to sit them down and be like, your time is done.
No disrespect to you.
You're an amazing athlete.
Right.
But it's over.
Yeah.
Look at this thing you did.
The choice is clear.
But the problem is, like, he's not capable of being silly, right?
Like, everything's angry and you're being silly.
Right.
When anger is confronted by silliness that doesn't get angry at the anger, it
makes the anger seem so preposterous.
Well, it's kind of like when you have that, like, hysterical girlfriend and you're
sitting there smiling and nodding.
She just gets more and more hysterical and at a certain point just becomes
funny.
It's just like, look, you are doing this to yourself and that is trolling at
its purest.
Yes.
Well, that's what you do.
And that's why he's fucked up.
He made a mistake.
Yeah.
But I feel bad for him because, like, also, he didn't understand what he's
saying when he's saying you're afraid, you're afraid.
You're literally talking to 72% of the African-American community.
Yeah.
Like, you really think they're all afraid?
Like, this is your only perception on this is that they're all scared and
afraid?
Like, this is his hot take?
But it's also his advice.
He goes, I wasn't trying to persuade them to get vaccinated.
He goes, I was trying to persuade vaccinated people to yell at the unvaccinated
and call them dumb.
It's like if Keith Olbermann calls me dumb or a muttonhead, this is really not
going to be skin off my back or going to change my behavior.
That's not really what it was.
What it was was a flex to show that he's not scared.
Right.
So he's macho.
That's why he's yelling at people.
He's sensible.
That's why he's putting on his glasses.
He's letting them know.
Like, I shot.
Look, here's a video of me getting my shot.
Yeah, he's a badass.
I'm a badass.
I'm not afraid of myocarditis.
Yeah.
I'm not afraid of thrombosis.
I'm not afraid of strokes, heart attacks.
I'm not afraid of, what is it, pericarditis?
What's the other shit?
He's afraid of aging and he's afraid of fading into obscurity.
And it's happening to him and it's very unfortunate that he's doing it in this
way.
Yeah.
Well, you know what, man?
He had something at one point in time, like his fiery dialogue, like the way he
would write
those, he would write these speeches, you know, these monologues.
They were very good at one point in time, like whatever that was, it's like a
man at some
point in his life has like a certain balance of like passion, but hope for the
future.
And, you know, you have your sex hormones, you have your life ahead of you, you
have like
hope and you want to change things.
And at some point in time, things become imbalanced.
Yeah.
And then you no longer have hope and your hormones aren't functioning correctly
anymore.
And now the kids are laughing at you.
Yeah.
And you don't know why they're laughing at you because you're just doing
whatever all
your whole peer group is doing, but somehow you're the one being singled out
and being
clowned constantly.
He's got a million followers on Twitter, which is no joke.
But these are all former like ESPN or MSN, NBC people.
I just passed him in terms of YouTube subscribers, which I shouldn't be able to
do.
But that just shows that 