Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1728 - Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand
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Joe Rogan Experience #1728 - Ari Shaffir, Shane Gillis & Mark Normand

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
This is basically a super show.
Here's a gentleman.
Shane Gillis.
Hey, super spreader of love.
Ari Shafir.
What's up, man?
And Mark Norman with a mask on.
Hey.
He's got a shtick going.
Just want to be safe.
We just saw your antibodies.
We all have antibodies except Ari.
I have other things, guys.
I'm on a different level.
You have the most bitch-ass antibody line from that vaccine.
Auschwitz.
And you had it in June?
So July, August, September, October, November.
Five months.
It's useless.
Wait, July, August, September, October, November.
Five months.
Useless.
It does nothing.
The weaker people.
And yet I've never gotten it.
I've survived everything.
Overdoses.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
Resilience.
Maybe it's all the drugs.
Maybe it's the drugs.
Kills everything else.
Kills brain cells.
Can't kill those cells.
Right.
That's good.
I like how you're thinking.
Prove me wrong.
Fauci hasn't weighed in on that.
Well, there was a lot of talk about people that smoke cigarettes.
They were saying that people that smoke cigarettes are less likely to catch it.
And they were trying to figure out why.
And someone made this theory.
He said, well, you've got to think about what cigarettes are.
It's hot smoke.
You're taking in hot smoke in your lungs in the very area where coronavirus
replicates.
It replicates in your throat.
Interesting.
And in your nostrils.
So these people.
I mean, it's a dumb idea.
It's not like smoking cigarettes will kill.
Maybe that works.
We're saying it for a little bit, right?
But you'd have to smoke a lot.
You'd have to do it like, you know, like Wiz Khalifa style.
Being inactive and drinking has helped me.
Yeah.
You get into less bad situations.
Yeah.
I just haven't gotten.
Well, I got it.
Well, you got it.
You guys both got it.
I'm fighting it off.
Yeah.
All three of you got it.
I was recently exposed.
Yeah, you were.
Shane just went through it.
Sorry about that.
You have the other line.
You have the lower line that's a recent exposure line.
Yeah.
Mark Norman, you've got some fat ass antibodies.
How do you feel about that?
I don't know if they're that fat.
Mine were fat as hell.
Yours were thin.
I was going to get to that.
Mine was, you got, you was chirping a little.
Joe was chirping until he saw my lines.
Yours is exactly the same as mine.
Yeah, I know.
Calm down a little.
Well, congratulations on being like me.
It doesn't make us better or worse.
The more you get canceled, it builds up your social immunity as well.
I've been to one in like a year and a half, so mine are all weekend.
Time for another death tweet.
Get Chappelle in here.
It'll be this thick.
Yeah, right now.
But meanwhile, when the guy goes on stage, I filmed him going on stage when we
did New Orleans or Nashville.
I think New Orleans.
Yeah.
It's the fucking craziest sound you've ever heard in your life.
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, my God.
They're so happy he's there.
How was New Orleans, though?
Because they could be notoriously shitty audiences.
They were great.
Maybe just my show.
It was wild.
No, it was wild.
The same thing with Louie.
When he went up to the cellar, it was always like explosions.
Yeah.
People are happy.
People are happy.
It's a small percentage of very loud people that are canceling him, and all of
them didn't
see the special.
That's why there's no quotes.
Right.
If you notice the thing about Chappelle, all the hate.
One word quotes.
He finds them, quote unquote, funny.
Yeah, someone said, I had a guy on the other day, Rob Kearney, who goes by the
name World
Strongest Gay on Instagram.
He's a power lifter who happens to be a gay guy, and that was the thing that
bothered him.
He said that he finds them.
Chappelle saying he finds them funny, he thought was, you know.
At some point, aren't we all just supposed to be like, whatever this is, is a
misquote.
Anything you're exposed to is probably a misquote.
Like, everyone.
If you're not hearing it in context, he, I mean, in the same special, Chappelle
literally
talks about being molested and jerking off in a man's face.
That's funny.
And he beat up a lesbian in the special.
No one cares about that.
Exactly.
About who's tenderizing her titties.
Yes.
He was hitting her with lefts and rights.
And, like, it's absurd to the extreme, and yet they focus on one thing he says
as if it's
a statement.
Yeah.
You know, as if he's giving an affidavit.
People are done with it.
And then they all walk out.
But there was, like, real strikes at John Deere and Kellogg that nobody cared
about.
What was the real strikes?
Yeah, they were all getting horrible work conditions, so they all striked.
Well, what about the sanitation workers in New York City?
That's what's crazy.
Is this happening?
They bring the city to their knees.
Those are the most important people in the city.
They get paid the least.
NYPD, too.
Yeah.
Well, NYPD, there's quite a few that are, and the fire department, too.
They're shutting down a bunch of firehouses because they don't want to get
vaccinated.
It's crazy, man.
Sanitation's striking over that?
Yeah.
Vaccination mandates.
They have the utmost power.
Yes.
Because, also, you've got a train to come in.
Anybody can be a teacher.
I lived in New York when it went really bad in the 90s.
In the 90s, there was a sanitation strike that lasted a long time, and there
was fucking
six-foot piles of garbage.
Wow.
It's not every night?
Yeah.
It feels like that.
Ugh.
Damn.
It's like, it moves?
You ever see the move?
Oh, the rats.
The rats.
Yeah.
And the hobos.
The rats are insane.
They're insane.
The rats are just running around.
You ever seen that documentary on Netflix?
Rats?
Yeah.
I can't watch that shit.
I can't watch that shit.
It's good stuff.
When you find out how many rats are actually in New York City, they're like, oh
my God,
the same biomass as people, if not more.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Yeah, imagine.
You ever jumped down on the tracks before on the subway?
No.
I used to skateboard.
My board rolled down there, and I was like 21, so I was a young cum guzzler,
and I just
jumped down there to grab it.
And it was just rats everywhere scurrying, and then everybody's like, what are
you, crazy?
And I jumped out, and it's deceivingly tall, that ledge.
So it comes up to here, which is hard to get up.
I had to get up, and then I made it, but I was covered in shit.
Well, here's the other thing.
Grabbing something and holding onto a wall with your hands, and pulling
yourself up, and
then getting your upper body, it takes a lot of strength.
Yeah, I can't get out of a pool.
Exactly, and that's so hard.
I got to do this thing where I lay and roll up.
Oh, yeah, they all roll out.
There's steps to the other side.
I'll go for another lap.
You ever see that thing that people do in a bar called a muscle-up, where you
start from
a hanging sit-up, and then you push all the way.
Fucking very hard to do.
You see that guy fall off the building, who tried to do it, but there's nothing
to grab
onto?
No.
In Tokyo or wherever?
No.
Wait.
Yeah.
He tried to do pull-ups, you know, the parkour pull-ups, and then he was like,
couldn't
do the last one, and he was like, oh, shit.
And you see him go, what am I going to do?
And then he's just like, the guy's filming from across the way, and then he's
just like,
nope, and then it falls.
Yeah.
You saw it, right?
Yeah, there's those dudes that were taking pictures, like, filming themselves,
like Russian
kids.
Yeah.
I think his was on, like, a crane.
He went to, like, the edge of a crane.
His arms just gave out to me.
Oh, Ari's going to show it to us.
He hung there for, like, a minute.
Here, let me put that on for you.
Jamie's going to show it to us.
That's a big TV.
It's a big TV.
Oh, God.
I got to.
That's not the one I saw.
Fucking Russians, man.
They're crazy.
Oh, my God.
My hands are sweating just watching this.
No, it's Asian.
China.
This might be a Mexican on the wall.
Man who scales China.
Oh, look at him.
He's on top of the building.
He's chilling.
This is rough.
Jesus Christ.
I can't watch.
He's a baller.
Right here.
Right here.
He's like, I can do anything.
What?
Are they going to show the drop?
Yeah.
Not all the way down.
Anyone else hard?
Where does he know he's not going to be able to get back up?
So he's hanging?
He's fine right there.
Oh, my God.
Don't push it.
Don't push it.
Why'd you push it?
He's doing two chin-ups.
That's it.
That should be enough.
That should be enough.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, no.
It's done.
He's got to make one jump.
It's like that Free Fall movie with the guy, the rock climber.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's fucked.
He's fucked.
This is the end.
He should say.
What do you do there?
You die.
You say a prayer.
Oh, my God.
And that is so far.
Oh, jeez.
Luis.
What a way to start.
My hands are so sweaty.
You know James Kingston?
Do you know who he is?
He's the guy who's been on the podcast a few years back, and he does a lot of
those videos
with GoPros, and he put one up on his Instagram page today of him walking on
the top of the
Eiffel Tower, and you're watching him do it.
It's just like, oh.
Eiffel?
Eiffel.
I said Eiffel, right?
Yeah.
I fucked it up.
But he's walking on the top of this tower on these beams, like, just, you know,
four inches
wide, and he's balancing himself.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is where a black guy goes, this is white people shit.
Yeah.
100% white people shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
This just drives me nuts.
Beautiful city.
You ever see the guy try to test out a flight suit on the Eiffel Tower?
No.
No.
There's a guy trying to fly.
Did it not work?
No, it's great.
He just dies in front of everyone.
Oh.
What?
He's like, everyone's trying to invent a flight.
Bro, the worst one I ever saw.
Just trying to save it.
Just straight down.
The worst one I ever saw was his people on a bridge, and this guy on a flight
suit was
timing it where he was going to fly through the bridge, and he missed it.
And he slams right into the side of the bridge with this loud clang.
Oh.
This is him?
This is the guy.
He's like, watch this.
Watch this.
Check this shit out.
1912.
Look at that thing.
It's like a blanket.
That guy was suicidal.
He just wanted everybody to watch.
He got a permit for this.
Oh.
What kind of permits did they have?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh.
That was his wrong brother.
Go back to what it says.
Look at this.
The parachute failed to deploy, and he plummeted 187 feet to his death.
His right leg and arm were crushed, his skull and spine broken, and he was seen
bleeding
from his mouth, nose, and ears.
He didn't even a little bit get it.
No.
Yeah.
No glide at all.
Rewind a little.
I think they dragged him away.
I don't think there was any, like, don't move him.
That's how they did it back then.
Yeah.
They just didn't want him to leave a puddle.
Like, ah, it didn't work.
Oh, my God.
They're dragging him away.
Next.
Broken legs.
They're holding onto his broken legs.
Look at the indentation he made in the ground.
Look, they're measuring it.
He was still less injured than Tom Segura.
This was entertainment back then.
Yeah.
This was pre-internet.
Like, hey, you heard a guy jumping off the thing?
Yeah, let's go.
Wow.
Wow.
Should sell the tickets.
I don't understand that stuff.
I don't understand.
I don't even understand parachute people.
Like, why do you want to do that?
You've never skydived?
No.
I've never done it either.
No.
You say it like I should have done it.
You feel like you have.
No.
I thought you did a podcast in the air.
I see you guys skydiving.
I would, but I don't want to.
I would have, but my dad did it in the army when Arabs were shooting at him.
So, it feels like a pussy move.
To be like, I did it for fun with the dude straps in my asshole.
Ah!
Ah, that's hilarious.
It looks awesome.
And everybody says, after you do it, it's like the most refreshing, best moment
of your
life.
But, I got no desire.
I think that first part of just having a guy strapped to me.
That r