Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1730 - Cameron Hanes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1730 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1730 - Cameron Hanes

I told you about the mountain lion that Colton and I saw in Utah no but I you
didn't but I heard
no I heard you talking to Rinella yeah yeah yeah dude yeah it was giant you
said it was huge and
you were in the truck oh my god I was scared in the truck it was like a giant
pumpkin head it was
huge it was a 170 plus pound cat like big big cat I've never seen one there
they're there I've only
seen a little one like a 60 70 pound one running across the street in Santa
Barbara and then one
in Colorado I saw in the woods like a glimpse quick glimpse it might even been
a Bobcat honestly the
one in the Colorado was so quick the one in Santa Barbara was definitely a
mountain lion because of
the tail yeah but this one was unmistakable this was 30 yards away underneath
the tree in like at 7 p.m.
light so it was like just starting to get dark but it was I was looking at him
through the binos that
was this year yep yeah I was like oh my god we were both freaking out he was so
big just crouched down
there oh his head was so huge it was a big Tom man giant paws his forearms
freaked me out the forearms
were like my legs man like big thick ass forearms gotta kill shit oh yeah oh
god meeting one of those
fucking things in the woods would be terrifying it after doing that makes me
want to carry a gun really yeah yeah
yeah like because if you're in a situation like that have you seen that video
where that guy had to shoot
that cat yeah I did yeah that was intense that's intense I know he's like no
get out of here get out of
here the things you're looking at I'm like I think I'm gonna eat you know and
if he didn't have a gun
what the fuck I mean I don't know if he was bow hunting or what kind of hunting
that guy was doing not
yeah sure I saw that clip though he didn't feel comfortable enough to draw his
bow if he did have
a bow you know be shaking and shit holding it full draw those things are so
strong I mean all animals
like even bear yeah you know you look at bear forearms oh they're massive yeah
well I remember that video
there's one video of you and Alberta with uh that one bear that you shot and as
it runs like after arrow
hits it it runs like whoa yeah I did not know they could run that fast that was
seven yards and it
closed that distance and a second maybe it was crazy it was intense you don't
you think because
normally they're kind of lumbering you know they're like they're kind of slow I
guess they're conserving
energy yeah because when they want to go when they can explode they can explode
it's it's weird to
watch it's like because you don't think something that big can move that fast
no no they're
they're amazing but those those wild animals who you know especially cats I
mean they got to be a
predator so they got to kill with their face you know as you've talked about
but bear too yeah I
mean incredible it's wild world out there mister it is it is really is so you're
just back from
Colorado yeah you've had a wild season man yeah it's been this your best season
ever for bow hunting I
don't know you got plenty of meat tell you that yeah giving a lot out to
friends huh yeah
no I um it's it's pretty cool because I take like uh I have these two coolers
at work in the lunchroom
and I just take meat in there and fill up those coolers and say you know free
meat and people love
it there because there's a lot of people who don't hunt you know have no
interest in hunting but they love
eating elk and and different things I always ask where it's from um sausage uh
yeah hamburger you know
anybody can use hamburger for tacos uh spaghetti so yeah it goes quick and I
love giving it out yeah
hamburger and spaghetti sauce the uh ground elk in spaghetti sauce amazing so
good yeah I had some
salami made out of uh the stuff that I got in Utah for the first time oh it's
out there right now we
have the commercial freezes at the studio yeah I haven't had any of it yet oh
it's so good yeah yeah
I did uh oh pepperoni sticks yeah pepperoni sticks off my Oregon bowl and oh my
god the best pepperoni
sticks you know normally at the gas station you'll buy pepperoni sticks and it's
just they still taste good
they're just shit meat who knows probably off the floor but so you put elk meat
or pepperoni made out
of elk meat oh god yeah it's sensational amazing it's the best food in the
world man yep so what what's
been happening with you other than uh hunting you got any wild races you're
about to do no uh are you
laying off those for a while no no just hunting you know I mean that's that's
all my you know it's
I don't know I think what I like or my whole thing is and you know this well
but I train for one reason
for bow hunting and it's like I feel I feel so lucky to have that purpose
because I even I there's all
sorts of advantages to working out and being in shape and being capable and
healthy and everything
else but when you have a purpose like like I have a purpose and and people
other people have different
purposes but if I see people in the gym like guys in the gym and they're just
training not I I feel
not bad or I don't know how I feel but because if the goal is just to be big or
it just is not the
same as having a purpose right you know what I mean so I'm training for one
thing and so that right now
I'm in this is prime this is my super bowl you know right right hunting season
all season this is what
it's for so yeah I'm just hunting right now yeah for a lot of fighters they
have a hard time training
after they're done competing right like a lot of them get fat yeah because they're
done and so they
don't have any reason to to train hard they lost their purpose yeah but some of
them just figure
out a new way to fuck like George St. Pierre is in as good a shape as he's ever
been in yeah because
he's essentially like a lifelong martial artist and so his purpose is always to
better himself it's
always to be better than he was before so like when George took all those years
off and then came
back and fought Michael Bisping everybody's like is he gonna be rusty well it
turns out he's even better
than he was before which is crazy that's what he had said but people always say
that I am better than I
was before but he actually was better he actually was yeah well he looked good
against Bisping he
looked amazing against Bisping so we're headed to the fight this weekend oh my
god I can't wait it's
food what a card that is Jamie pull up that card because this UFC card this
weekend is bananas
there's Rose Namajunas versus Zhang Weili the rematch which is going to be
crazy yeah because Rose head kicked her
early in the first round and KO'd her in their first fight and that lady has
the weight of China on her back
like look at this fucking card like pull up the whole card so we could see it
cuz it's crazy mm-hmm
Frankie Edgar vs. Marlon Vera that's a big fight Shane Burgos vs. Gwily Billy
Quarantillo
yeah Quarantillo I wonder how do you say it Quarantillo I don't know I like him
though yes tough dude
that's a great fight Shane Burgos is a bad motherfucker yeah and Justin Gaethje
vs. Michael Chandler
holy shit yeah and I think that fight opens up the main card yeah that's the
main card first fight which is nuts
and then the pre Alex Pereira Cowboy Pereira vs. Andres Michaelaitis Michaelaitis
Al Iaquinta vs. Bobby Green that's a crazy fight
Chris Curtis vs. Philip Hawes Edmund Shabazian I don't know this dude listen to
that name try say that try help me out you try me yeah say that one I have no
idea I can't do that I haven't done my research yet I'll do my
research tonight yeah I don't know yeah I don't know how you say Jamie I got
the sword the sword the sword
the sword the sword Dean the sword Dean the sword Dean Emma Voff Emma Voff and
then in Gary Jordan Williams
is that the end is that all the prelims or is there early prelims or preem Jean
Valente scroll away up
Chris Barnett Dustin Jacoby he's a bad motherfucker he came from he was in the
USC for a while then he went over to
the glory and he had quite a few kickboxing fights hmm
I don't know these guys they're good it's there if you're gonna be on this
Madison Square Garden card it's a wild card yeah they always stack that good
they stack two big cards at well three big cards every year
one of them is this Madison Square Garden fight another one is always the July
card
like yeah the fan expo the UFC fan expo and then depending upon when they have
the card in December sometimes they have a big new year's card as well so my my
picks are
Chandler Chandler
Chandler over Gagey interesting
Rose it's a good fight Colby
well you're friends with Colby yeah who is the other one on the main card
um let's see it again
well the the first one is Chandler versus uh
Gagey and then you got Frankie Edgar versus Marlon Chito Vera
oh yeah right so I'm gonna go Chandler, Billy, Marlon, Rose, Colby
that main event is a tough fight is a tough fight to call yes Usman has looked
even better since beating Colby
you gotta realize he beat Jorge Masvidal twice and Gilbert Burns Street Judas
yeah twice he beat him once by decision and then fucking flatlined him in this
last fight
yeah but Colby would say he's got 20 losses
Street Judas yeah well are you speaking for Colby
and then Colby just ran right through Tyron Woodley that was a big fight for
him yeah
so that's uh that's I think he's the the hardest challenge for Usman because he's
got the longest gas tank his gas tank is crazy
Colby has excellent wrestling and his his striking volume is insane like both
of these guys one of the things they both have is they never fade
both these guys never fade
I was impressed with Usman the last but last time against Colby
I've been impressed with him every fucking fight
But I figured I figured Colby would put the pressure on and he he'd get more
gas but no man he doesn't use right there
he's got amazing endurance his his mind is bulletproof that dude is uh has
serious knee problems and you never hear a thing about it like he can't run
his knees are destroyed he actually had um they do this particular type he
talked about it on the podcast there's a particular type of procedure they do
where they uh fracture the micro blade yeah micro
fracture yeah they do it in the cartilage to try to make the cartilage regrow
and it didn't work it had the opposite
effect it fucked his knees up worse I saw him come that I was watching the
embedded like
everybody does and I saw him coming down the stairs of a plane and it like he
looked like coming back gingerly yeah like pain hurts yeah yeah looked like me
coming downstairs in the morning yeah but the thing is when he fights ignores
it yeah ignores all that shit and he openly said he said listen I know I'm
gonna get my knees replaced when I'm done fighting hmm
hmm he goes so for now I just go hard I think he's like now he I saw him
talking about fighting Canelo
that's interesting that was today I get that he would want to do that for the
money but if an MMA fighter wants to fight Canelo really they should say come
over to MMA bitch yeah you know that's what they should say straight boxing
against Canelo it's tough yeah well Canelo's fighting at the same night yeah he's
fighting Caleb plant which is one of the more interesting fights that's
available for Canelo other than the triple G rematch the rubber match
with triple G I think this Caleb plant character is slick he's got a chance
yeah I mean for sure Canelo is the favorite because if you look at his resume
Canelo has a much better resume in terms of like the guys he's beaten that's
where it matters right because Caleb plant is super skillful and he's a legit
world champion but he has not faced the level of opposition that Canelo has a
legit world champion but he has not faced the level of opposition that
Canelo has faced right doesn't mean he can't win but you know Billy Joe Saunders
also looked like a world beater before he fought Canelo right and then Canelo
crushed his face yeah I mean he probably probably retir