Name: Joe and Theo Von Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts
Uploaded: 2021-11-08T18:04:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe and Theo Von Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe and Theo Von Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-08. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience hey I was supposed to do this the other day but we
didn't the candles I had a party a party I had a podcast it was kind of a
party Shane Gillis Mark Norman I listen to fear this morning careful once you
open that bag it's not gets gnarly oh Jesus yes smelling salts you're not
supposed to open your eyes and waft it don't sniff it bro just the just that
that's why I've kept it and that's fully sealed yeah well smelling salts can I
try one well you don't try one it's like just open up the back this is the idea
okay there's a gentleman on the podcast the other day is a power lifter Rob
Kearney and Rob told us we were talking about smelling salts the gay power lifter
guy yeah yeah world's strongest gay is this right and he was telling us about
the
God it's fucking nasty he was telling us about smelling salts we're talking
about
smelling salts and about like it's a big deal he has actually a smelling salt
sponsor so Jamie went out and got some smelling salts all right and just open
that bag don't even the bottle by the way the bottle is completely sealed okay
but
if you just open up the bag you'll smell how fucking ranked that shit it also
has
the emblem from the saw movies on it which is way dicey get a whiff wow wow oh
and
that's a sealed bottle we're live
it's fully plastic sealed I feel like we should open it but if we open it is it
bad to open in this room but we can handle some the warning says like don't
don't smell it more than a couple times a day so like look but listen this
smell
like folks I just want you to know we're freaking out about the smell and the
plastic is you hear that that's Theo taking the plastic off the bottle so
that bitch was sealed up oh my god I'll do a couple of these bitches I've been
through some things boy okay get a whiff bro it is in rock spill it yeah you're
not
just supposed I think you're supposed to leave it in there I don't think you're
supposed to take it out okay okay you have to shake it though I think you just
take a whiff oh
they do that right before they lift are you okay yeah before they lift what bro
before they lift
weights you're not supposed to before they lift the fucking universe before
they lift their future
take a gander on that with your face hitter daddy take a gander on that with
that face hitter Joe
there's something about just holding it up over here is rough but there's
something about this stuff
that like when you take a whiff of it right before you lift it's supposed to
like jolt your your nervous
system right is that the idea so you forget about everything else except for
that I have no take a ride on
boom oh my god there it goes down holy shit is that shocking oh my god oh my
god that's stunning I would have never imagined take that to the fights this
week that's something you buy at a Nelly concert
take it to the fights in case anybody needs it
you can use that lid oh Jesus give me that plastic bag dude oh that's so
unnecessary you want to try it I'm
great I believe you no it's not that bad well it's not it's not painful is it
worse than that rice dead drink
yeah get a hit Jamie you're gonna be fine you're an adult my friend Megan gave
me this drink from
Mexico it was like turpentine yeah it lights on fire whoa right like whoa Nelly
I'm tearing up I got one of my eyes
teared what is that is that's ammonia right I don't know what the fuck it is
and it's a Rob Rob takes a
sniff of that shit for you powerless I feel like I've smelled that when a kid pukes
in elementary school
that's what they use to like clean it up or sprinkle on it oh I think that's
different that's in rock form
I think that's much more potent you okay yeah I'm good I just want to put it in
the back oh yeah that's
tech huh oh boy man I can't handle that smoke baby so Rob like will take a
sniff of those before he like
lifts a 450 pound log over his head I could see that I definitely feel more
clear I feel like it's a
whole bag of Native American right there baby do you think you should take a
sniff of that before you go
on stage maybe oh I don't know it almost gets you too separate from your
thoughts right it's so wild
yeah it's so jolting it's good man thank you for that I think all those power
lifters use it though
don't I think all of them do right yeah mostly yeah it's a big deal I've seen
those guys they do and
sometimes they get smacked in the face like their girlfriend will smack them
there's a bunch of
these videos of this one dude to toughen their cheeks up from being knocked out
right
smells the same like when they break the little thing and they yeah I think
that's exactly the
same thing yes yeah oh that would wake me up I'd be dead that'd bring me back
at least for a few
minutes wow Jesus Christ and we are back man we're back whoa my nose is still
infected with it
like when I take a deep breath I still smell it imagine how small those
particles are and they're just inside your
nose well also we didn't even get any of the dust out like that's in a rock
people don't understand I
think also do you see it's in a it's in a yeah I didn't even look in like a
cristal or I just trust you oh I
didn't look in there but I just went like that I just I didn't even I didn't
have it more than like five
inches from my nose like it's still in yeah wide open in the room exactly I
like it's in your nose
yeah oh god I'm ready I'm here I I I like that a little I'll hit a marker
sometime I'll hit a
uh I like markers I'll go three hits on duster dude not enough to fucking
damage myself but I will
take a risk with it you know there's something about magic markers delicious oh
yeah I think
even those hop oh that's a nice smell and then smile at somebody after that was
my favorite thing
to do do you like gasoline when you pump your gas dude we had a guy drank
gasoline on Halloween one
time this kid Todd got had to get his stomach why did he do that I don't know
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