Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1741 - Ted Nugent
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1741 - Ted Nugent' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-30. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1741 - Ted Nugent

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the two important somebody gave me this recently check that out real McCoy that's
the real McCoy
yeah they find these on my property outside of Waco they're all over the place
in Texas I mean
this this land was occupied for a long time by Native Americans think it's
something think it's
obsidian I don't know what it's made out of I don't know much about rocks but
it's something
special about holding one of those isn't it always I killed a goose with a Port
Orford cedar arrow
real natural turkey feathers built by George Nichols at Jackson Archery in the
30s
the arrows the head I found on the Rouge River in Detroit and I was shooting a
U longbow I might
have been eight so you found a Native American arrowhead and you use a 1930s
wooden arrow
with real turkey feathers high high profile shield cut that George Nichols made
who I eventually got to
hunt with who made all of Fred bear's arrows there's much mojo that that that
emits from my spirit because
I've been in such unique environments but anyhow I went to uh I went to the
what was the name of the
cemetery why Wildwood cemetery and Grand River and and six mile road in Detroit
right off the Rouge
River there's a cemetery there and the geese always landed in the ponds and the
little cricks that ran
off the Rouge River and I snuck in there with my cousin Mark Schmidt and I
still have that you would long
get an electric tape around it because it started to split a little bit from
1955 maybe wow and there
was some Canadian geese on a pond and we snuck in almost like ishi like like
org from the year three
and sneaking in through the reeds and the nasty shit and I drew back and shot
that goose and it flopped
all around but we got that goose ran to the fence climbed over the fence and
took it home I think it's
amazing but I would feel so nervous to lose one of those heads there's
something about those heads
like I don't think you're supposed there's a lot of places where you're not
supposed to pick them up
which I find very bizarre yeah when I was in Nevada we were hunting mule deer I
was with Steve Rinella
and I found one there and they informed me that you're not supposed to pick it
up huh what man has
the authority to tell you that I don't understand well I think they the idea is
that it's an artifact
and that you're supposed to just leave it there which I don't understand
because
like either I'm allowed to pick it up and it should go to some sort of uh
some museum or something I mean I don't know where they would keep them I would
like to leave it there
hand-me-downs um continue the mojo pass the mojo on don't you think the mojo
handed from hand
to hand from generation to generation would have more spirit div production
spirit productivity
than leaving it on what they might call sacred grounds yeah I mean the native
americans some
native american folks have had a real problem with people picking up artifacts
and claiming them as
their own I think that's that's the issue with it but um for me I mean we were
on a bow hunting trip
um and to find an arrow and to know that someone some native american had been
in that same area
hundreds and hundreds of years ago and you know hunting for their food to feed
their family
in that same ground and then I had picked up a part of their weapon it's pretty
amazing well it
might not be historical artifact but I bring I come bearing you've got a lot of
stuff there's like
what do you got there come and take it I brought you this they have one at the
exact oh
it's signed except this one's autograph so yeah all right I like it they have
one just like that
at the range in austin signed by our governor let's put that and I also just
because I ran out of
the garage with them also a come and take it hat oh come and take it hat sign
also a very joe rogan
I will not comply autographed hat and the reason I'm grabbing these because it's
a great story this
is a great story in my life you can have that one then uh reelect that and this
is a
ted nugent sunrise safaris will hunt for food and because I gave these to my
grandkids over the holidays
this is so important I don't know if you carry a flashlight with you but
starting today you will
this little browning flashlight from my buddy george britain at at britain's
archery in tarpon
springs florida it is so bright and then when you're going to your stand in the
morning oh you got a
green one too so you don't double it up nice and then this will go super bright
middle and low
that's amazing that it's that bright and so small i use it 10 times a day when
we came to the studio
earlier i had to show it uh show it jeff where the lock was 360 lumens that's a
lot for a little
tiny thing like i used to carry a big ass flashlight in my pocket well and it
clips onto your pants with
that little or your hat when you wear a cap oh right yeah yeah i wear one of
those when i go into the
woods so merry christmas happy thanksgiving happy birthday this should these
are enough gifts for our next
four or five years if we don't run into each other again i like it thanks very
much appreciate it so
my first opening volley okay most important thing joe how are you i'm good how
are you you seem good
thank you you seem good i'm good i'm good i'm good you're healthy you're happy
you're yeah focused
you got a samurai thing going on yes everything's good i'm very happy i want to
know a samurai thing
what do you mean well supreme focus oh dedication to being oneness with any
given endeavor and obviously
if you're arrowing elk with cameron and hunting with steve ranella that's that's
what i call the
samurai touch with nature those guys live that stuff you live that stuff i live
that stuff so i want to
make sure you're feeling good i'm feeling good yeah very fortunate to know
those guys to be able to
have a mentor like my first mentor steve ranella to be able to to have that guy
take me on michigan
boy time yes michigan boy great great tradition so what do you got in this pot
here that's coffee
sir can i have a slug of that there you go let me slug of that black cross so i
bring you positive
spirit and energy and attitude and bring everything goodwill and decency i'm
having the greatest hunting
season of my life i'm shooting some mystical arrows into some sacred pump
stations i'm getting a lot of
venice and donated to soup kitchens and homeless shelters and neighbors and
making gifts to the
band and the crew since we haven't toured and everybody is horny to unleash the
musical beast yeah
that is a beautiful thing about that hunters for the hungry program beautiful
nationwide it's incredible
to hunt when i took i do media all the time and the hunting thing always comes
up of course and if they
don't bring it up i make sure i do because it needs to be promoted and
celebrated in the face of
stupidity which boy i have a great story for you you're gonna i don't know you're
gonna love this
you already love me but you're gonna love me more in a moment really yes let me
prepare so anyhow when
i do the media and i explain to them about venison organic renewable nutritious
pure natural healthy
good good win win win win win i never get any pushback not since the 60s and 70s
where hippies pushed
back um because it's universally at least understood in its most basic truism
yeah but whenever i bring up
that the hunters for the hungry has been going on hunters for the hungry sportsmen
against hunger
various state organizations where they distribute natural harvested surplus venison
to homeless shelters
soup kitchens needy families even the glenn becky goes 250 million hot meals a
week a year come on yeah
that can't be true and i go well you got ted nugent talking to you if it's
coming out of my mouth
it's true i do research i don't have opinions i have facts i have 250 250 250
million pure nutritious meals
of venison how many animals is that that's crazy i mean but we kill obviously
you kill uh tens of
millions many many many meals nationwide yeah but it's um that's is that pigs
as well or is it just
elk deer mostly deer probably 90 percent deer not many people donate elk meat
that's plate no
don't i donate to friends but i have to love them dearly well i i'm a generous
loving guy
but i keep the back straps okay i'm generous but i'm not an idiot yeah well the
roasts are pretty damn
good too um i have played on this podcast multiple times you uh shooting pigs
out of a helicopter so
beautiful you're just talking about samurai but it's it's a crazy thing that
like people that don't
understand will look at that and go this is horrible this is awful it's like
you don't understand
invasive species you don't understand the fact that this actually has to be
done and if you're a person
that likes to eat vegetables guess what they're going to eat them all they're
going to destroy them all
like they they need to do something about these animals and there's no way you
can stop them from
breeding there's millions of pigs in texas alone tens of millions yeah if if i
may put the definitive
comment on that yeah please do if you have a problem with killing pigs from a
helicopter you're an
idiot and let me help fix you because we're all idiots at some point in life
because we don't know
nothing there's ignorance and i've been ignorant i'm currently ignorant on how
to weld i need to learn
that but i admit my ignorance so that i don't up a weld i get a guy who's not
ignorant about welding
so let me fix the ignorant out there and see if i can't weld some intelligence
into their otherwise
craving mind for information when we kill pigs from a helicopter it benefits
the environment
because they destroy the environment they erode everything and it causes devastation
to waterways and
riverine habitat and just every habitat so we're saving the environment so shut
up we're saving
agriculture because they destroy tens of millions of dollars of agriculture
every year so we're saving
out that's i think that's just in texas yeah just just texas not to mention california
yeah all over
mississippi and so when we when we kill pigs from a helicopter we have created
an industry that i
legalized before i called then governor perry and then attorney general greg
abbott it was your idea
the helicopter thing yeah it was against the law you couldn't pay a helicopter
pilot to shoot pigs
only government agents were allowed to do it in texas i know that sounds like a
new york law
but it was in texas and when the my buddy johnson said you can't pay me for gas
i go well it's got
to be expensive the helicopter cross pilot collateralization the the you i can't
pay you
and the game warden go i hope you're not uh paying him to do that i go well who
are you how how
could you possibly think you have the authority to determine whether i pay for
the gas in a
helicopter as i go up and shoot pigs where do you well that's the law when i so
the law was you
couldn't pay for it you couldn't pay for it well why is it like a prostitution
don't start asking
don't ask why right why isn't hillary in prison i mean why isn't she that's my
point the why
question is is if eternal anyhow so i called governor perry and i said rick you've
got to be kidding me
because everybody knows that wild hogs and texas are an absolute scourge of a
liability you're craving
systems by which we can reduce the population and then you make the most
effective solution
illegal he goes i had no idea like well the guitar player will help now i need
to call greg abbott so
on the hunt was chris kobach who happens to be a constitutional attorney really
a wise one really
super one right up there with cruz and so we he googled the laws and he rewrote
them at the camp at the
helicopter camp we're slamming hogs from the helicopter we're saving farmers
money we're saving
the environment we're saving wildlife because hogs kill everything they can
finally they run into
whether it's eggs or fawns and they're delicious and pigs are de