Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1746 - Blaire White
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1746 - Blaire White' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-10. Transcript available. Blaire White is a YouTuber and political commentator.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1746 - Blaire White' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-10. Transcript available. Blaire White is a YouTuber and political commentator.

Joe Rogan Experience #1746 - Blaire White

So this dude right here is Travis Walton and he is one of the most famous UFO
abduction
I don't know if you want to say victim guys the story right and he gave me a bobblehead
Have you ever seen that movie was the movie called fire in the sky? Yes. Yeah,
that's about him in the night
It's about him. Yes in the 1970s
He was a logger in Arizona and they saw this light in the sky it came down
They went to see what it was or his craft and he was a young
You know according to him just kind of a knucklehead and he got a little close
to it
That's the movie and he got close to it. And when he got close to it
Supposedly according to him some burst of energy came from the thing and
knocked him back and knocked him unconscious all his friends took off
There they panicked including one guy who hated him one guy who actually got
into a fist fight
With him that day. So it's not like these are his friends that he like had this
coordinated story with
They they took off they were freaking out and then they came to their senses
like we got to go back
We can't leave him there. They went back. He was gone and he was gone for five
days. I believe it was five days
I've always been fascinated with UFO shit, but I feel like so many people lie
and it makes it so hard
Like I literally lied about when I was a kid
I remember like being in the car and like I was probably eight or nine and I
was like I should just tell people I saw a UFO
So I said to my mom I saw a UFO as we're driving and then that was my story for
years until I was like 13
Yeah, it's it gets you extra attention. That's the problem with fantastical
tales whether it's ghosts or psychics or any of that
I was gonna say psychic same with psychics makes you special makes you a guru
I have a buddy of mine who fucking full-on believes in psychics
He's like bro the psychic knew all about my grandmother and I go don't you know
about your grandmother?
I go, you know
You know her I go so what the fuck tell this person to tell you some shit
You don't know, right? So that's my mom. So my mom as long as I've been alive
has been super into
Mediums psychics had them around and like I've always just felt like that shit
was bullshit because they would tell her things that I just knew weren't true
So like when my dad died she sought out this medium who claimed to connect with
him and the medium wrote her a letter
That was things from my dad that he was saying to her from beyond right and
like kind of stuff
That's the thing it was nothing he would have ever said it was like I don't
remember
It was just some fluffy bullshit. My dad was not a fluffy person and it was
like this bitch is lying to you, but it's disrespectful
It's crazy. Maybe he got fluffy once he died
I mean release from all of the spiritual you know boundaries that the things
that are tying him down all the the human body problems
Maybe I guess he became a sissy after he died or something
And then I became a sissy after he died
Do you think that one of these things this is Travis Walton's aliens?
Do you think that this this is the thing the problem that I have with these
little aliens is that they make sense?
It's like this is this is what we're gonna look like one day you actually see
Humanity slowly morphing into this everyone's becoming a little more feminized.
I've got me a little smaller
Yeah, and I think our heads are getting bigger
They definitely are from the time when we were lower primates and I think that
if they can figure out a way to replace
Breeding right like part of the problem that people have is the instinct to
breed and they're like we have the same
The same biological impulses that animals that can't talk have right the the
idea is to protect your young to make sure that you can pass on
Your genes to defend your territory against intruders. That's the same
Same instincts that chimps have but yet we have nuclear weapons and cell phones
Yeah
When when you look at you know little aliens like that it's like you have this
almost like inner feeling like yeah
That makes sense and then you see ancient like archaeological drawings and art
and it's like why are they just kind of always been around?
I don't know. Yeah, but that image has always been around. Yeah, I believe in
them more than I believe in psychics
I'll say that I don't necessarily not believe in psychics
But I don't believe the ones that are getting paid that have like a neon sign
outside their house
Oh, yeah for sure and and but that's what's like even more unbelievable is that
people would believe it like
Crazy thing is imagine if it was true if like that was the best psychic there
was actually just a person
There's a house and they didn't care if you believe or not believe them
Yeah, you go in there
I mean that would be like a Stephen King movie right you go in there and they
really do know some things they touch your hand
They really can't see your past and see your future and see where you're going
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I've always avoided that shit cuz I actually talked
to a psychic on my youtube channel and she told me
I was gonna get pregnant. So
It's not gonna happen lol
Right. I was like this bitch get the fuck out of my house for the house call to
but who knows maybe in like fucking 20 years
It might be a thing. No, no, no, no, no, even if it's a thing
I'm not opting for it cuz that baby's coming out fucked up
That baby's coming out you say that now but with CRISPR and I think that there's
gonna
Come a time where like if someone is trans that you are going to be able to opt
for a procedure that will switch you
chromosomes
Switch you to a double X or switch you to an XY
Whatever you want. I think you're gonna be able to completely manipulate bodies.
Oh, yeah, for sure. That's definitely the trajectory we're on
Yeah, I just don't want to be maybe the first thousand people to do it
With like no arm or like it's trans themselves. It's also like a psychotic.
Yeah, imagine the baby comes out with no emotions at all
Or just starts a killing you from the inside like a shark. Do you know that
sharks?
Sharks will eat their siblings inside the womb. There's like I don't know if it's
true. I've never even found out
Well, I've heard it. So if it's if it's not true people just say it
Yeah, but I mean what I meant was there's like an x-ray of sharks in the womb
and they're all like
Ah mouth open like a bunch of them swimming around together. I'm like, I wonder
if that's real or that's horseshit
I never looked now Jamie will find out. I don't know whenever I have questions.
I don't even bother googling them
I just wait till I come to work exactly and I asked Jamie exactly seems
accurate. Does it really? Yeah, is there an image of it?
That's real
That's what I'm talking about. I gotta get it on tape. That's a different thing
There was an x-ray image of like looked like a womb filled with a bunch of
sharks floating around in there
Really? Yeah, I think that x-ray image was not real. Well do sharks. Here's the
question. Do sharks lay eggs like a regular fish?
Yes, or did they give birth to fish eggs? I'm pretty sure they lay eggs
So then then it's not possible that they eat each other in the womb because
they wouldn't be oh yeah in the womb
I'm sorry. So yeah, that's why I thought that so this says they eat hatched
embryos will begin to eat surrounding eggs in some cases like
Sam tiger sharks. Oh, that makes sense
But see I find that so much more interesting than the conversation about aliens
is like life underwater and how much we haven't
Discovered how much life just exists here
Like I'm a lot more fascinated with this planet than I am like the universe in
some senses
I'm a lot more fascinated with the universe. Yeah, but I'm pretty fascinated
with this planet, too
It's like did you see that I put something on my Instagram a couple weeks ago
This thing called a telescope fish that literally can swallow something bigger
than itself
Is this crazy little demon fish that lives like 5 000 meters below the surface
of the water?
It's like this crazy deep water fish that has eyeballs that look like binoculars
And this motherfucker swallows imagine a person
Smaller than you swallows you exactly just walks up to you and just goes
And opens his fucking crazy mouth and sucks your whole body into it. That's so
see if you can find that
That's nuts. Look at this thing. Well, I got a video of the shark eating a
sibling in the wall. Oh, well, give me that
I'm trying to figure out what this what's happening. I can't tell what's
happening in the video
Oh, that can't be real right. Well, I mean
That's in the womb. How's that in the womb? That's what it says, but I don't
know. That's what it is. God damn it youtube
I thought those were the greys looks like yeah, that looks like aliens. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if that's real right. All right
I'm gonna look up telescope shark
Um, no, it's a telescope fish. It's uh, it's on my instagram, but just a couple
of pictures of it
But if you just google telescope fish, I think it's a fairly recent discovery
Because that's one of the things they say is like they've only discovered like
10 of the ocean
Look at that fucker
That's kind of cute though. Look at that. It looks cute until it swallows you
right?
Oh my god, so what happens to its body when it just kind of expands? Yeah, it
expands
Well, this one on the left is an art picture. Yeah, that's not this is from swissonian.
So that's a real photo
Yeah, that's a real photo and that one in the middle is a real photo that you
had highlighted earlier. That's fake. I think that's fake
I don't think that looks CGI almost
Yeah, but I think that one up and top is real. It's kind of cute in the middle
Kind of looks like me in the morning a little bit. Ah, look at that
I mean that looks like he's got binoculars. That looks like a guardians of the
galaxy like alien
That doesn't look real
Those things live on the bottom of the ocean. That's why it's always so
interesting thinking about
Like underwater life because these are the aliens that already exist. So you
look at a jellyfish. It's like that's a fucking alien
Yeah, octopus is a fucking alien
You ever see when they change colors and change? Yeah, they're nuts
They're not like anything else on this planet with the cephalophods
They're like
Something from a science fiction movie. They can literally stop on a reef and
become the reef
Right and then snatch sharks. So what they eat sharks ever see that
No, I've never seen octopus eat a fucking shark. Yeah, they were trying to find
out there was an aquarium and
I forget where the aquarium was, but they were missing sharks like what the
fuck's going on?
We're missing sharks and so they thought like someone was breaking into the
aquarium and stealing sharks
So they set up these cameras and they found this octopus is just like what
laying in wait and then sharks would swim by and they're like
Bitch
See I didn't know they were even capable of that. That's crazy. They're they're
crazier than that the female octopuses
regularly eat the males
So what the female octopuses are matriarchal they're bigger than the males and
one of the things that they do is occasionally they eat males
But not always so there's they observe this one octopus pair the male and the
female they mated 12 times
And then when the male went in for the 13th time the females like that's enough
Wow and killed them and ate them and then stuffed them into like a reef and
like ate them over the course of like several days
feminism
But it's uh it's a hard world out there
I mean when you're living in the ocean there's no indoors see that's that's the
shark getting jacked by the octopus
Oh, wow. Yeah, it's just wrapping. Yeah, google it from the
Rewind it. I
Sort of just swimming by it. Yeah, it shows but shows them snatch it
So the thing's swimming by shark thinks he's the king of the sea
And the octopus is like literally looks like a part of the reef until he swims
by and watch this
Yeah, have you seen