Name: Beeple Gifts Joe an Elon Musk NFT
Uploaded: 2021-12-14T18:43:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Beeple Gifts Joe an Elon Musk NFT' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Beeple Gifts Joe an Elon Musk NFT' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-14. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- What's in the bag, bro?
What's in the bag?
- This?
- No, the bag.
What's in the bag?
- This is, so this is something I wanted to bring you.
- Is it a towel?
- No, that is a...
- It says medium adult anus.
A 3.5 inch fully dilated regular butthole.
That's what it really says.
- So that is a pair of--
- I'm not making this up.
- That is a pair of underwear to sort of--
- I'm scared to open this.
- Put on before the box.
- The contents of this box are entirely visually pleasing
and have been known to cause a loss of normal bowel function.
Adult onset pants shitting.
Please make sure this disposable underwear
is properly fastened prior to opening the box
for the first time.
- Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
- You're gonna shit yourself.
- I'm gonna shit myself?
And I don't understand how this says,
medium adult anus.
Is this just underwear?
- It's underwear.
- But why does it say medium adult anus?
You know, your anus is just like a small hole.
That's not--
- I don't know.
I was just assuming you were a medium.
Are you not medium or what's--
- I don't know.
I have a big ass.
I don't think I'll fit in these.
- Bro, you want to try to kill my balls?
These are so small.
It's cute though.
- So those are the underwear that you are supposed to put on
before opening the box.
I'll let you open the box.
- Okay, man.
I'm nervous now.
I gotta say, that's a first.
It says Beeple Spring Summer Collection 2021.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I should open this like this.
Can you get it with that camera maybe?
- Yeah, I'm going over top.
- Okay.
Whoa.
So this is wild.
Is this an NFT?
- So this is from the Spring Collection that I released this year.
And so yeah, this is the sort of like physical and an NFT sort of like goes
with it.
- Is that Elon Musk as a Hulk?
- Yeah.
- Dig it, Chad, yeah.
- Oh, that's hilarious.
With a little, that dogecoin.
- Yeah, the dogecoin dog.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
So this is sort of like something that we built in our sort of like studio this
last year.
And you sort of like--
- Should I turn it that way?
That'd be better?
- Yeah.
You can still kind of see it pretty much as it is.
- So then it like comes out and you can like kind of like put that on the like,
put the--
- You hear all the likes coming out of your mouth?
- Put the--
- What the fuck is it called now?
- Replace it with uh.
- Uh.
- Put the screen on the like stand there and the like stand lights up.
And so this is just the like box.
- It's the like box?
- Just, this is just the box.
- Jesus Christ.
That's an amazing visual.
- Yeah.
No, it definitely--
- Elon's going to see this and hit the gym.
He's going to be like--
- I gave one to like Kimball and him.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, I met him in Basel last week.
- Oh, no shit.
- Yeah, no, it's definitely, it's been a crazy year.
- This is super cool.
And what is this thing on this side of it?
What is that?
- So that's the base.
That's the like, um, the base that you put the, the screen on.
- Oh, so the--
- This comes out.
- You pull this out?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You pull both of them out.
- Oh.
- And so you pull that out too.
- And this sets on that?
Oh.
- Yeah.
And so there's cords behind that.
- Dude, this is so dope.
- And then it like lights it.
So if you pull out that cord bag too.
- So then this too, there's like a, pull that out.
- Pull this?
- That's a hair sample.
- That's a hair sample?
- Yeah.
- From who?
- From me.
- You have a hair sample?
- There's a hair sample in there.
- Okay, what are you supposed to do with the hair sample?
- So it goes on the like, the base there.
- On the base.
Where?
- On the other side.
That's where it plugs in.
- It plugs into the base?
- Here, do you want me to grab it real quick?
- Is it plugging back here?
- So it kind of, this goes like this.
- Okay.
- And then this goes on that.
And then it like plugs in on the like back here.
- Okay.
- Take these cords and like here.
- And when it plugs in, it just lights up?
Is that the idea?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
For folks listening, what we have here is a,
well it's interesting.
It's a, it looks like a glass or some sort of plexiglass.
Yeah.
Some sort of a plastic, like a mini iPad that has this beautiful image of a
jacked Elon Musk
in his underwear.
All right.
I think it's probably more effort than it's worth to plug this in while we're
doing the show.
Good.
All right.
Perfect.
Ta-da.
And what is this little cord here?
This one, this extra one.
- That just plugs into the back of the like screen there.
- Oh, okay.
And what does that do?
- It just powers the screen.
The screen has like a battery, but then over time it'll, over a couple hours.
- So there.
Ta-da.
- There you go.
- There we go.
Oh, and now it's black and white somehow.
- It's like going through the kind of like a loop showing the like sort of like
image
and kind of like how the image was made and sort of kind of a little bit of the
like kind
of behind the scenes.
- Pretty dope.
And what is this a Q code?
- So that goes to the, like my site and you can kind of see the other people
who own
this.
So this is on the back, you can see, see how it's signed.
It says 60 out of a hundred.
So there's only a hundred of these that exist.
- Oh.
- And so you've got the like number 61 and like...
- Who's got number 69?
- I'm not sure who has number 69, but somebody bought number 69 because they,
you know,
wanted to have that one.
- Because it's silly.
Yeah.
That's very dope.
Thank you very much.
That's super cool.
- Yeah.
So this is sort of like one of like a few different like pieces that were
released in like spring,
you know, and this was like one of the everydays that sort of like day.
- Okay, cool.
Well, thank you very much.
That's awesome.
- I appreciate that.
- Very dope.
- Yeah.
- I don't know if we can keep it on the desk because it's quite, it needs a lot
of attention.
- It does.
It's definitely, it's something that definitely...
- I'll have a spot for it.
- Sort of like draws you in, but it can be, it can be a lot.
It can be a lot.
- I think it should be right in front of you, Jamie.
Like right there.
Like it was sat right there.
That's not too bad.
- I have plugs.
I have plugs for it.
- That would work, right?
- Let me do it.
- Yeah.
No, we'll keep it here for now, but then after the show.
- It's a big thing.
- Very dope.
Thank you very much.
Very cool.
- Yeah.
I appreciate it.
- So how long do you think you're going to keep doing this?
Is this...
- Probably the rest of my life.
- Is this a Lifetime project?
- Really?
Every day?
One a day?
- We got to see it through at this point.
- Wow.
- We got to see it through at this point.
- See it through to the end.
- I mean...
- On your death bed.
Son, before you put me in the suicide pod.