Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1749 - Shane Dorian
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1749 - Shane Dorian' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-21. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1749 - Shane Dorian

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Have you ever seen an NFT in the flesh?
Seen one? That's an NFT.
Oh, very cool.
Did you ever know?
Sort of.
Sort of?
I've never seen a physical one.
That's a visual representation of an NFT.
A physical digital one.
Yeah, I mean, the actual NFT, does that come with that?
Do I have to scan it or something?
Is that you and Marshall?
No, no, that's Elon.
It's called, it says Giga Chad.
I don't know what Giga Chad is.
Maybe we should save this for the podcast.
We are podcasting.
Are we?
Yeah, it's rolling.
That's how we roll.
But it's this guy Beeple.
Do you know who Beeple is?
I do know who Beeple is.
Beeple was here the other day.
No way.
Yeah, he gave me that.
It's the shit.
He's cool as fuck.
He's a fun guy.
I can't wait to hear that one.
He's really fun.
His art is badass, dude.
Amazing.
It's crazy.
I mean, he puts out a piece every day.
I didn't know that.
One piece of artwork every day, and he's done that for 12 years.
Some of the stuff he did, like I follow him on Instagram.
Like after he sold that one for $60 million, I was like, who the hell is this
dude, right?
So I did the full deep dive in his Instagram and stuff.
And like above your normal feed, when you look at all the boxes, there's like
all the different things you can click on.
There's like past stories and stuff.
He had this really neat like digital moving art of like these big babies with
like weird people's heads on them.
Like going through the streets and wild out there stuff, but it was cool, man.
So creative and insane.
Yeah.
All of his stuff is like that.
It's all just like really true.
But it's so funny when you talk to him.
He's like, people are trying to find hitting meaning.
I was like, I don't know what the fuck it means.
He goes, I just made it.
I don't know what it means.
Isn't it like he had one of them with a bunch of dicks on like missile silos
and there were dicks?
He goes, it's just a bunch of dicks.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's just no fucking hitting meaning.
It's just dicks.
Like this is, look at this.
Yeah.
Hillary and Trump and they're spraying milk as they walk down the street as a
robot.
Like look at this one.
God.
It's so insane.
But that's all of his stuff.
It's all like really bizarre.
Wow.
But so interesting.
Yeah.
This one is the one with Zuckerberg.
Yeah, with tits and a robot spider looking thing, body.
I mean, look at this one.
It's intense, dude.
Look at this one.
It's intense.
It's a Trump mask and it's spraying stuff out of its vagina hole and giving
birth to Hillary Clinton.
It's like, what the hell, bro?
Yeah, it's kind of disturbing, but super creative and cool.
Like the art is incredible.
Look at this one.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
It's way more palatable when you meet him.
You're like, oh, you're not a serial killer.
Seriously, right?
And like, where does he get his inspiration?
Is he just like on acid all day long?
No, he's just an artist.
I mean, he actually like was panicking when I gave him a glass of scotch.
Wow.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, boy.
What are we doing here?
Oh.
Like one glass of whiskey and he was a little nervous.
His mind.
Oh, his mind's brilliant.
That's crazy.
Well, he's just a great artist.
And he's also like super dedicated.
I mean, he puts out one of those every single day.
Christmas, New Year's, Halloween, doesn't matter.
Every day.
Isn't that weird if you asked 100 different people in America if they could, if
they know
what an NFT is and know how to explain it, there'd be such a low percentage
that actually
would.
And yet that like this, this dude named Beeple like sold the, the, the most
expensive artwork
in history, right?
Well, yeah.
It's not the most expensive artwork, but it's the most expensive NFT.
The most expensive artwork as well.
Crazy.
The most expensive painting, I believe, is that really controversial painting
that they,
they're trying to credit it with being a Leonardo da Vinci, but I think it's in
dispute.
And then it's also in dispute as to how many people painted it.
That it might be more than one.
It's Salvador.
Yeah, it's right.
$450 million.
Yeah, $450 million.
But, but the thing is like someone bought it and they bought it, you know, in
the history
of this, it's a crazy, Salvador Monday.
This, this is a crazy, uh, story.
Someone bought it really cheap and while, when they had it, it was like painted
over and then
they hired someone to do a restoration of it, which means like whatever the
paint that was
over it, they slowly, meticulously remove.
And as they did that, they discovered there was a spectacular painting
underneath it.
So that's what it used to look like.
Like when it was all fucked up and there was like paint all over it and shit.
Well, when they restored it and they realized what was underneath it, they
started calling
it the male Mona Lisa, but it's really controversial because some people don't
believe that it's
a Leonardo da Vinci and some people believe that multiple people painted it.
Like there's a different, a different time period where the, the hand was
painted versus the
rest of the painting.
And they think that like somebody might've painted it after the fact.
And so they were going to put it in the Louvre in Paris, right next to the Mona
Lisa.
That's what the, the guy who owns it wanted them to do.
And they were like, yeah, we don't know if this is real.
We can't do that.
And that's a huge problem.
That's a huge problem.
So he's got it on his fucking giganto yacht.
So it's in some sort of, you know, climate controlled environment on a yacht, a
$450 million
painting, a $450 million painting that you don't even know if it's authentic or
not.
Well, it's real controversial.
And it's super like disputable.
Yeah.
Because like, there's a lot of people that are really good at faking, um,
historical artists.
Like there was one documentary that I remember watching of this one guy who's
incredibly talented
artist who can mimic the way Picasso painted, the way Rembrandt painted, and he
would develop
these fakes and they were so good and they would sell them as like a lost
Picasso and they
would be worth like a shitload of money.
And that's a problem.
A fucking big one.
Well, and think about it.
That's, that's like, you know, that's like, that's a huge reason.
That's the, that's kind of the power of the NFT, right?
Is it's like, like verifiable authenticity.
Like that's never going to happen again in the art world.
Like, like that.
Right.
Like when you look up that NFT, it's going to tell you exactly when it was
created, exactly
when it was sold, who it was sold from, who it was sold to.
Yeah.
It's verifiable, right?
So forever in the future, you'll know exactly that NFT will, will explain
everything when
you look at it on the blockchain.
And it's got a QR code.
Yeah.
Which I don't know what happens if you scan it.
It's a trip.
What do you think happened?
I like it.
I like it.
Did you buy that?
No, no.
He gave it to me for free.
For free?
Is that something that.
I was going to say the uses go beyond art.
Art is the first use for NFT.
Right.
Contracts, receipts.
It's the most obvious one, right?
Yeah.
But like all like airplane, like your, like your boarding pass and all this
stuff in the
future will be NFTs.
I've been kind of down a rabbit hole, like an NFT rabbit hole.
Have you?
Yeah.
Are you going to start selling them?
No, but I have really good friends that like live in the metaverse and they,
they like
buy and sell NFTs.
They're like, like NFT traders and stuff.
It's pretty interesting.
Yeah.
Jamie was explaining to me that the metaverse, the way fucking Zuckerberg has
done it, he
just capitalized the letter.
Yeah.
It's a different, it's like they bought, they're starting the brand of metaverse,
but that's
like starting the brand of the internet right now.
Yeah.
Like you can't do that.
How do you do that?
How is he doing?
Or they're trying to, you know?
But it's, it was already a thing.
Like the term metaverse was already a thing.
Then they, they own it now.
Yeah.
They took over someone's Instagram account.
Oh, they did?
Just took it?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Some girl had, she's had it for a while, I guess.
And did she get pissed?
We should interview her.
I tried to look up what happened, like if they gave her money or something, but
they just
took it.
They better give her money.
Imagine if they didn't.
Well, they own Instagram though.
That's the problem.
I'm sorry.
They, they took hers and gave it back, but they took the meta one, which was
run by like a motorcycle
bag.
But they own it.
See, they own Instagram, which is fucked.
So he's like, yeah, guess what?
I own it.
I own that.
Shane Dorian?
This is my property.
That's a funny thing, Shane Dorian, because that's my name.
My name's Shane Dorian.
Just fucking steal your shit.
Yeah, it's odd, right?
It's very odd.
Like some guy had Joe Rogan.
His actual name was Joe Rogan.
So I had to buy it from him.
I bought it from him like nine years ago or whatever.
Whenever I started Instagram, when I started Instagram.
Yeah.
Didn't you have Joe Rogan.net for a while?
Yeah.
Something like that.
I think I had Joe Rogan experience.
Okay.
I had like the name of the podcast.
And then I found him.
Like I got a hold of him.
And he wasn't even using it.
I forget what I gave him for it.
And was he cool?
Yeah.
Nice guy.
Imagine the value inflation from the last nine years of what that would have
cost for Instagram,
you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, also like back, like Joe Rogan experience didn't have that many followers
when I did
it.
It was like, I was pretty new to Instagram.
Everlast talked me into it.
Everlast from the house of pain.
I was just on Twitter only.
And then he was like, man, you got to get on this Instagram.
I'm like, what is this, just pictures?
Why is that a big deal?
And that's all I use now.
I barely, I don't even, I post things to Instagram that eventually go to
Twitter.
I posted one time, maybe I repost things.
Like if someone has a cool article or something.
It's on Twitter.
Yeah.
I'll repost things.
Something's interesting.
Twitter's sketchy.
Yeah.
I went to look at my Twitter and I look like a crazy COVID person because there's
so many
of the things I'm retweeting are about COVID.
Right.
I'm obsessed with COVID all the time.
It like creates an echo chamber, right?
That's like the whole like thing about Twitter.
It definitely does.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people on there that are just speaking to the choir.
It's funny because like you can tell based on someone's, you know, who they are,
how people
are going to respond to the things they write.
You know, like if someone is politically, you know, very left wing, if they get
trolled
a lot though, that's what's interesting.
So like they'll post something and if they don't control who comments, you'll
see like
whenever a politician posts something, you get a bunch of the people that
oppose them on
the other side, just attacking them and mocking them and belittling them.
It's just super unhealthy way to communicate all of it.
It is.
And there's not that many people on it either.
That's the thing.
There's a lot of people because there's a lot of people in the world, but in
terms of
like most people in the country, Twitter's not the real world, but the people
on Twitter,
it's their world.
It's the whole world.
It's like, they're so obsessed because so many people on Twitter, because
Twitter's
so addictive.
So many people who are on Twitter are on it all the fucking time, constantly
checking.
And so anything negative or positive that happens on Twitter, they think spills
over into the
real world.
For sure.
In real, you know, real measurable ways.
And how the algorithm works, how it like creates an echo chamber in your feed,
it allows you
to think that the way you think is the way everybody thinks because everybody,
you know,
all this stuff like populates into your feed.
Like if you're, you know, whatever your political vie