Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1750 - Ari Shaffir & Tony Hinchcliffe
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1750 - Ari Shaffir & Tony Hinchcliffe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1750 - Ari Shaffir & Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day that is a digital art of an NFT what it is is this guy Beeple do
you know Beeple
is now Beeple is the king of the NFTs he's he does it he's a digital artist and
he was on the
podcast and he does a piece of digital art every single day and he has for 12
years you never seen
his stuff oh my god it's incredible but it's that kind of absurdist stuff like
that's uh Elon a giant
Elon Musk with uh doji coin is that the guy that does like the cool thing that
had like Hillary
Clinton's head on like a moving robot yes oh yeah I love that stuff yes that's
him all of his stuff is
real absurd and wild yeah it's awesome stuff and he that's Beeple that's all of
his stuff that's cool
is that a Burning Man thing the bottom right or that's digital art yeah yes no
it's not Burning
like damn interesting yeah he does all these like very strange but it's really
funny people like try
to find the hidden meaning well what he's trying to say is he goes I don't know
what the fuck I'm
saying dude I love when an artist has to try to sell their work and they try to
make it up but it's
like the reality is I like flowers well he's he's not interested look at that
one the missile with the
big cock he doesn't none of his stuff he's not he's he's the most unpretentious
guy ever he's not
pretentious at all it's the first weed I smoked in over a week this is tobacco
we're in Texas you
son of a bitch oh really strong tobacco how come you're not uh smoking weed I
was in senator
Domingo I was in Dominican Republic oh that's right we good one more good um
cheers gentlemen
yeah cheers it's a long life and light fortitude boners good times
that's good shit right yeah that's old stuff good scotch it's interesting I
think I prefer
like uh American whiskey I prefer like like Buffalo Trey style whiskey but that's
still good
it's interesting yeah different different flavor is this Speyside I don't know
Highland
interesting I just had um Jeff go out and get some old I like the peaty kind
too really yeah that's
my favorite next time I'm here I'm bringing the best stuff what's the best peaty
kind my favorite
yeah kaolaila kaolaila um some Scottish shit it's like kolaila but yeah um kaola
it's my favorite
I love it you don't get find it everywhere um the 10 or the 12 I forget oh 12 I'll
bring you
some next time you know who makes a damn good whiskey Josh Barnett Josh Barnett
has his own
war master whiskey it's fucking good Josh Barnett is a genius he's a very
intelligent guy and he's a
connoisseur of great things like he's really into things and if he does
something he's gonna do it
the right way like 100% he never doesn't do a bullshit thing and he's got this
war master whiskey
I think it's like I forget the brand he's working with war bringer war bringer
and his is called
the war master and I'm telling you it's fucking good I wish I had the bottle
here I mean he gave
it to me and I tried it I was like whoa I go dude this is some fucking great
whiskey I love these promos
like he's like he's in there in the factory fucking lugging bags no no no no
you don't know he does
he goes down there really yeah he goes down there look he's involved in every
step of the way
why did he stab that barrel because he's an animal he's Josh Barnett he's the
youngest ever UFC heavyweight
champion the youngest ever no one has beat his record he won the UFC heavyweight
title I think
he was 24 years old wow Josh Barnett left right well he went on to do a bunch
of other organizations and
then came back back to the UFC eventually he's uh Josh Barnett's a fucking renaissance
he made a
special appearance on the pro wrestling event that we did at the comedy store
oh really he smacked the
hell out of Johnny Skortis's uh chest oh no that is not what you want you could
have heard it from
fucking La Cienega the score to sell it oh he sold it so good he did a few
steps like he was fine and
then he just died so good I love Josh Barnett he's so interesting and he's a
great example of like
someone that I could say like if someone had these preconceived notions about
what a cage fighter's like
yeah you know and you think like they're all brutes and they're all you know
dumb people like sit down
with Josh Barnett he's a world-class cage fighter has been for many many years
he's uh an elite high
level grappler and he's a brilliant guy like class act gets it doesn't seem
like he's brain damaged it's
amazing when someone surprises you like there's plenty of meatheads but there's
also like some
interesting ones oh there's a lot of them there's a lot of them it's a hard
thing to do man you know
it's a hard thing to do to to be able to do that for a living I talked to guys
first time I talked
to Keith Jardine he looked like he looks scary like totally one guy this weird
fuck up ears yeah
and it was like excuse me it was new to the UFC like first or second or third
one and so I was like
thought I was in the way constantly excuse me and then like moved it's like no
excuse me and it's
looking at me I was like uh what he goes I heard you like JD Salinger
yeah I'm just reading this now it's quite good that's awesome yeah he's one of
the owners of
Cayman coffee oh yeah yeah him and Tate and there's another woman as well oh
god I'm breaking
that Mackie what's that Lacey that's right Lacey and they uh they have the best
cold brew the Cobras
is shit they've rather cold brew yeah it's good stuff but uh Keith's super
smart there's a lot of
those guys man a lot of fucking smart people in the UFC it's it's shocking you
know because it's such a
crazy thing I mean you're putting your brain in in danger but a lot of people
that excel at it
Carlos Condit very smart guy very smart you run for governor no his his dad was
a governor or
something like that maybe that's a mayor or governor who's some politician what
was he he wasn't the
one who had who had the governor chick disappear and then got I don't think so
let's not even spread
that room no who was that though which one is that there was some chick
disappeared and his like
staff just disappeared they were all sort of investigating him until some other
story came up and just
buried oh any memory of this I know what you're talking about this is 9-11 this
was 9-11 let this
guy go Gary the guy's name was Gary Condit that's right ah Gary Condit and
there was a girl that he
was apparently having an affair with or supposedly having an affair with living
his life and she got
murdered oh in a park yeah like right after the affair was exposed and then 9-11
happened and so
because 9-11 happened everybody sort of forgot about it because it was so crazy
that's right
Chandra Levy oh Chandra Levy she would have been like the next Lewinsky it's
those things like the
thing is about Washington DC you have to think there are there are real murders
there like that is an
absolutely uh dangerous city would you not oh you're talking about I'm saying
that imagine though if if it
wasn't the case if like he didn't have her whacked if he just had an affair
with her and the affair got
exposed and then she just randomly got murdered he's like oh no they're gonna
think that's me a
hundred percent I'm not saying that that's the case I'm just saying could you
imagine if that did
happen yeah because like that's always the wonder like when something coincidentally
happens that's
always the wonder yeah yeah yeah is that was it a coincidence was it a murder
Hillary Clinton says coincidence we were just we were just watching this uh we
were rather reading
this statistic the other day about how many women listen to those true crime
shows they're like 73%
women or something yeah they love it they love it crazy I heard something that
it's making women a little
bit um like fearful of doing things in the world because they're constantly
anyone is walking behind
them now because of those are like shit shit that goes up to something right
and they can't just like be
anymore right you gotta get off those chicks well I think that people are
getting influenced by
anything that gives them anxiety whether it's anxiety about serial killers or
anxiety about diseases or war with
Russia or war with China or like whoo we're just we're all ramped up on all
sides everyone is freaking
out and for what for shit you can't control almost always doesn't concern you
and you're just feeling
fear over nothing it's interesting right because it's always been the way
people have operated they
always get together in a patch of land and they choose a leader and then they
fuck fuck everybody else
this is it this is us this patch we are the fucking shit patch 72 it's kind of
funny man it's like
what they're really everyone would really be afraid of is if all of the people
woke up and said hey we
don't even really need a government if we just stop invading each other and we
equally distribute all of
the natural resources if we just if we instead of hoarding it we treated us as
one community one
community the community is planet earth so people need food in Africa that's
our community if people
need gas in Argentina that's our community and we all work together yeah and
there's no there's no
presidents why won't that happen well because people always want to take over
dude even if the poor
people here if you're like yeah we should everyone split it up evenly like that
means with the whole world
even the poor people here would be like oh no let's not do that it's so we're
so funny the way we like
have narratives from movies and from fiction and we try to like shoehorn them
into real life and one of
them is like politicians aren't corrupt and politicians are looking out for
your best interest yeah no way
when if you see that in a movie you're like oh that makes sense so in real life
if i say to you
do you think that some politicians are corrupt and you're like yeah definitely
do you think that politics
in general is kind of tainted by influence and money be like oh yeah yeah yeah
for sure and you go okay
was that happening right now no i think right now i'm just doing a real good
job it's every other
five-year period i think this i don't think this guy's ties to the
pharmaceutical companies are a big
problem at all and they've been talking about it for 200 years bro the
government's always ripping
people off and suddenly now you're right they were like no not these people did
you see nancy pelosi
defend uh insider trade he's just about to ask what what'd you say i'm making i
don't know guys i'm
doing great at it you guys should try it it's like we're freaking out about it
i think it was crystal
and saga where we're doing i didn't watch it but i did see the headline that
she apparently oh it's
incredible you have to watch it it's like she's just bypassing all the laws to
make hella cash she
looks so guilty it's like when uh they they tell robert durst that they know
that he did it and he
like starts burping just deflect you think about how much money she's worth she
she makes like how
much a year how much does she make a year she just funnels into her husband
like no he made the money
not me technically well how much money does she make a year from being a
congresswoman or overall okay
stuff she's getting now or stuff she's putting away somewhere where no one can
see it she's the
speaker of the house right oh you mean salary probably like a two hundred
thousand dollar job
right she's a big wig six hundred thousand just on speaker of the house money
you're saying no it
can't be no i don't think it's that money fauci's the highest paid government
employee and he's
slightly 223 223 and fauci is slightly less than a half a million dollars wow
jeez yeah they gotta make
their money on the side but fauci's like the highest paid government employee i
think fauci might
even be i think more than the president no i think the president makes a little
more than that
president's make 400 grand they gotta start pay