Name: Charles Oliveira's Shocking Submission of Dustin Poirier
Uploaded: 2021-12-23T18:12:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Charles Oliveira's Shocking Submission of Dustin Poirier' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Charles Oliveira's Shocking Submission of Dustin Poirier' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-23. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- That's why I was so, like when Nunez lost,
like I almost couldn't believe what I was seeing.
I was like, yeah, 'cause I'm sitting there
watching with other people and I'm like,
and I bet money on the Poirier fight.
- Who'd you bet on?
- Poirier.
- You bet on Poirier?
- Yeah, 'cause I was like, there's no way
he just came off that--
- The fights with Conor?
- Conor, I was like, there's no way he's gonna lose,
but you know, I'm not as big a fan as,
so my homie is the one, he's the Joe Rogan
in our group where he knows so much,
'cause if there's anything I don't understand,
he just explains it, you know?
- Yeah.
- He was trying to tell me, no man,
Oliveira's a fucking monster, and I'm like--
- Oliveira's a monster.
People think of Oliveira as not being a monster
'cause there's times that people have beaten him,
like Paul Felder smashed him,
and there's a lot of guys that beat him,
Cub Swanson KO'd him, guys have beaten him,
but he got better, and you gotta accept that
and not think of when he lost.
- 'Cause so many people, who gets better at 35?
Like, I'm not-- - I don't believe he's 35.
- No?
- No, I think he's younger than that,
and he's, I think he's 33,
and I also think that he got into the UFC when he was 20,
and so part of the problem was,
like, he was learning and developing and growing
as an elite, in an elite organization.
How old is he?
- 32. - Oh, okay, wow.
- So, see, he's been around a long-ass time,
but he came into his own over the last few years,
which kinda makes sense, like, he figured it out.
Somewhere around 27, 28.
But he comes, look, these guys are elite, right?
They come close to beating him, but he finds a way to beat them,
and the way he does it is so final.
The way he beat Poirier, man, that choke was so fucking good.
It was so good, and that's the same way the world found out
about him was Efrain Escudero, who won the ultimate fighter,
so, who was a very good fighter himself.
He fought Oliveira, and Oliveira took his back same way,
standing up, and choked him out, and that's when we first saw him,
and that was the first time I recognized him, like,
man, this kid is talented, but then it was like,
his jiu-jitsu was really good,
but maybe his striking wasn't as good as his jiu-jitsu,
and then slowly his jiu-jitsu and striking merged,
where he's, like, equal.
In both of them, he's lethal in.
He's lethal in his striking and lethal in his jiu-jitsu.
But the difference is, his level of jiu-jitsu
is a leap higher than most of the people he's competing against.
- I didn't realize that.
- He has the most submissions in the history of the UFC.
Make sure that's true.
I'm pretty sure that's true.
- Yeah, that also blew my,
'cause they were saying that during the broadcast.
- Yeah.
- That blows my mind, but it's also, like, everybody,
I'm always, like, I'm always in my mind going,
"I wanna see this guy fight Khabib."
- Oh, yes, that would've been the fight.
And maybe it could be.
Maybe it could be still. - I'd do anything to see that fight.
- Look, maybe it could be still.
Khabib might decide at one point in time, you know?
Okay, Charles Oliveira holds the record
for the most submission wins,
with a mind-boggling 14 wins.
Click on that, 'cause I think it's 15 now.
Because I think that might be a article that was written-
- The pre, before the fight?
- Before the Poirier fight.
I think.
I think.
Ah, doesn't matter.
Either way, Oliveira holds the record,
and it's the way he does it, man.
There's, it's, jiu-jitsu's a wild thing.
Like, there's guys that are smaller than me,
and I'll grapple with them,
and I'm in deep danger from the moment it starts,
the moment you start sparring.
'Cause they're just so much better than me.
They're just better, and that's the difference
between Oliveira and these guys.
It's like, they're all really good standing up.
He's really good standing up.
So there's kind of like an even playing field.
But when that motherfucker gets a hold of you,
you're in deep danger.
- Yeah.
- Terrifying danger, where you can't make any mistakes.
Oh, yeah, 15, see?
Damn, this brain is like a steel trap.
Occasionally.
- Yeah, and he's like, yeah, it's like,
it's him and Khabib are scary that way,
where it's like, 'cause after that fight,
I went back and watched all his highlights and all.
'Cause, you know, you hear that.
And it's like, yeah, there's a precision,
there's a predator-like precision
where he pounces on the,
like as soon as you give him an opening.
- Yes.
- It's a rap.