Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1752 - Tim Dillon
Uploaded: 2021-12-24T00:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1752 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1752 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1752 - Tim Dillon

I don't know if I'm gonna buy Rolls-Royce but I do like them what about a Cadillac
I think
you're more of a Cadillac guy well that's it that's a knock right no that's
kind of a knock
no they're great cars it's a Long Island it's a it's a yeah it's a car for a
Long
Island guy who's a little full of shit yeah yeah I could see myself in Escalade
they're great they're amazing there's a lot of guys who want to be Tony Soprano
who aren't Tony Soprano who like the Sopranos who drive Escalades that is an
issue oh yeah yeah it's like pinky rings you really can't wear a pinky ring you
it's a car where when you're driving in it you're in a movie that no one's
watching
except you and you're starring it if you got that Soprano song woke up yeah
morning yeah
well you you like only pretty much fast cars no I like all kinds of cars okay
yeah
you're not like a luxury sedan guy I've had them yeah yeah I've had them before
what
was the best one I had a BMW 7 series they're great it was amazing I love them
yeah it was really comfortable yeah those are just like you feel like you're
insulated from the world
and yeah I feel like those cars I love but I also feel like a dentist because
my dentist had it like
in Long Island dentists have BMW 7 series or Mercedes S 500 that's like the car
for like
your doctor that's a nice car too yeah the bends s-class yeah very nice those
are nice yeah those
are nice I got the Tesla the new plaid the fast one it's preposterous it's
insane but the steering
wheels dumb it's a yoke I'm not a fan of the steering wheel you gotta talk to
your boy I don't know what
to tell him he's dead set on the yoke but uh what is the yoke it's like a like
a Formula One car right
you know right like it's got a handle on here and a handle on here yeah now
that the horn is not this
anymore it's not hit the center it's a button that you have to awkwardly move
your thumb to get to
to hit and you have to know that's the steering wheel see what the horn is see
the little horn I can
fuck that thing I'm not a fan of that I mean when I grab the top my thumb if
extended does go where the
horn is like perfectly but I want to hit the center that's where the horn is
the horns the center yeah
it's old habits die hard and the blinkers you see the blinkers they're on the
left-hand side that's
left and right so you have to look instead of like the little stick right like
the stick the left right
left right it's easy my problem with Tesla is my producer as a Tesla and people
that have Tesla's
think they've they've done well but what is it's like a $35,000 car right it's
a cheap car
depends on which one you get right that one is that the S is how much does that
cost it's well
over 100 right but I think the beginners you can get them for like 38 grand you
can
get the three yeah so it's a great car though like if sure you want a car that's
like reliable
yeah fast as fuck right great battery life easy to drive it's too much of a
cult like everybody who's in
it talks about it yeah but Michael you know the guy right now there's people
out there that are talking about Starlink
satellites and SpaceX and it's like guys shut up you you know they feel like
they're part of this
revolutionary force but you you just bought a car it's like how Apple was in
the 90s that's right
yeah people just get too involved people would talk about it and they would say
we've got a new operating system coming out like we right yeah who's we we yeah
who's we
interesting yeah no it's too I I my producer when he got it Ben when he got it
would just talk endlessly about it and everything that it did and how cool it
was it's amazing that's the problem the problem it is it is a fucking amazing
car the car is you've been in my other one yeah remember how fast that was very
good watching the improv it's very fast this one's twice as fast that's crazy
it's insanity yeah zero to sixty in 1.9 seconds for a full-size four-door sedan
that's crazy that's nuts
what's the top speed it's 175 miles an hour something okay I think it's limited
to say it's limited they govern it or
something yeah probably does I mean it's fucking insane it's like a thousand
horsepower yeah it's got
three engines do you worry about other people having caught like a car that's
that fast yeah you should
yeah you should it's like well I worry about that with everything with Corvettes
with yeah you can just go to a store and buy a fucking race car yeah buy a car
that would outperform most gt3 cars from you know 20 years ago most cars that
people raced okay 167 miles an hour which is uh that's the fastest I guess it
goes
um okay well it's the the ability to merge is the most incredible thing like
when you get into it like if you hit an on-ramp and you have an opening it's
just it just goes
it goes because you can just right just go hit right right right but it's not
hard to drive slow it's not
like it's uncomfortable like right some fast cars they're like herky-jerky it's
not like that at all it's
very smooth do you think the EV market is just the future in terms of like what
we're gonna see it is but
it's like do they have enough battery material that's my question we'll start a
few wars I mean
what do they need lithium ion we can go back in Afghanistan I think they're
going to war with Nevada
right now yeah they're pulling it out of Nevada well they're going to South
America too there's a lot of
different you know yeah minerals down there sure where's like where do they get
most of their lithium I
think they are doing it in Nevada now they did read something about Nevada
being a hotbed for lithium yeah
well that's the thing now all these new tech companies are like very
progressive and they you know have all
these electric cars but they're mining these minerals that they need for their
products in in a lot of
different places and you know they're I'm sure they're not always doing this on
the up and up
no well we went over this the other day about Africa and coltan and that like
at the heart of every
cell phone is this mineral called coltan and where they get coltan is like
people are literally digging
it out of the ground in the Congo right and they're working in horrific
conditions and yeah it's it's
fucking horrible dirty work what is this the biggest Australia Australia but
the biggest company is an
American company in Chile Australia in the US interesting big market cap yeah
well it's funny
that they get it out of Australia I don't feel bad about it at all they take it
from Australia that's
fine yeah that's who cares that's fine that that fucking minerals has lost
their mind they've
gone insane no one's lost their mind better than Australia and it's a great
sign that everyone needs
guns well it was shocking uh that it was that country yeah because I always
thought that country was like
a party yeah you know like everybody was just having fun and but it is a penal
colony yeah and a lot of the
people there um you know are the descendants of criminals and they and and from
knowing people that live in
Australia they don't love work which is okay right like their culture is not
about working so if somebody
says hey sit in your yard and get hammered for a year they don't ask too many
questions they go let's
do it but then it gets you know increasingly more and more draconian and crazy
and they're doing face
scans and they're checking your cup did you really go for coffee let me see if
you have coffee in your cup
yeah um but it's crazy but a lot you know that was I saw that that was crazy
checking that ladies is a
gut lady yeah yeah do you have coffee in your cup to make sure she can have her
mask down to be yeah
it's insane but this is after 9 you know after 9-11 this happened you know when
I you know you you
get patted down you'll get molested the TSA will molest you yeah at an airport
um for no reason
they're molesting a 85 year old grandmother from Kentucky in case she's a
terrorist in case she has
a bomb hidden you know so this is a problem right I mean unless people restore
hopefully this variant
sweeps it's mild everybody's got natural immunity and we move on I don't think
that's gonna happen yeah
maybe not the the reality of human beings is once you give people power they
don't give it back yeah
and that's what's going on now with fucking Lori Lightfoot in Chicago yeah says
she's gonna make
it inconvenient for everybody who doesn't have a vaccine yeah but the bottom
line is the vaccine
doesn't work on this variant they're saying it's a vaccine escape variant so
does it keep you out of
the hospital what keeps you out of the hospital being healthy yeah that mean
like supposedly the idea that
the only thing that keeps you out of the hospital is medicine well no I don't
think it's the only
thing but I'm I I get my news from Donald Trump who told Candace Owens that the
vaccine is a miracle
and it worked well because he came up with it yeah but a lot of people are
saying that if you not
really him obviously you get you're out you're you're prevented from death or
yeah you know which by
the way is the last I mean it started with you won't get it yeah and then it
was you might get it but you
won't get sick then it was well you'll get sick now it's you won't die so it
has you seen the
break American product you know it's an American product truly it's an American
product where by the
end of it it's like hey you might not die which is many of our but you might
but sure you could less
people will die yeah I don't think we really know like I think we're gonna find
out I think years from
now what this whole thing was well for sure yeah there's a lot of money
involved and whenever there's
a lot of money involved then there's fuckery yes and there's for sure fuckery
and sure and have you
ever seen the compilation of what Fauci said at the beginning of the vaccine
distribution versus now
no it's you never seen that video I'm sure it's well because I remember it
though because I remember that
the idea was that you wouldn't contract it yeah you're not gonna get the virus
and that the break
two cases would be rare yeah very rare that's why I got it we got it we all got
it early everyone that
I know got it early because it was we believed it was like putting a wristband
on and you could go
into six flags basically it was like oh I have it let's go parties on but now
it's not yeah you need
a booster now it is the California all the state workers now have to have a
booster and that's the
third that's the third and Israel's on the fourth yes they're on the fourth
there's no science about
this by the way yeah there's no data on whether or not the fourth helps you
there's also no data
long-term data what does it do it refreshes their the claim is that it refreshes
the antibodies gives
you a little extra boost gives you a boost boost I think the term booster
should go it's a bump it's
a bump I think saying giving someone a boost there should be more of a medical
way to describe it yeah
yeah well they are listen they are saying that the vast majority of people that
are dying are
unvaccinated that seems to be that's not true that's what they're saying yeah I
don't think that's true anymore
I think um it may be that death is very rare no matter what it depends on what
you read below a certain
I'm saying that's not true I'm reading a bunch of different stories right on
people being vaccinated
unvaccinated here's a real problem with a lack of treatment that's a real
problem there's also a real problem in that there's also a lack of health
health checked in but when you get checked into a hospital if you already
checked in they didn't
no longer will give you monoclonal antibodies you literally have to get monoclonal
antibodies in the
emergency room if you get checked into the hospital then there's no money and
you're already too sick
which doesn't make any sense it literally makes no sense right I was listening
to Peter McCullough who
and I don't know if this diminishes his credibility I bought