Name: Tim Dillon Tries to Sell Joe on the Metaverse
Uploaded: 2021-12-24T16:58:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Tries to Sell Joe on the Metaverse' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Tries to Sell Joe on the Metaverse' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience.
Yeah, we need a scam. The country's run on a succession of scams.
But how is this gonna protect us from China?
Well, I don't know.
Isn't that the real issue?
Well, it's going to...
They're buying up everything.
It'll pump up the economy. Do you own any digital real estate?
What?
Do you own any digital real estate?
I'm gonna ask you again, what?
I mean, I know you have like a house and everything.
What do you mean by "digital real estate"? What does that mean?
It's real estate in the metaverse.
You own it. It's real estate.
I don't understand. You're such a boomer.
You need to own digital real estate, Joe.
Oh, my God. Snoop Dogg paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's metaverse...
Oh, someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's metaverse neighbor.
Wow, he's now a resident of the sandbox metaverse.
In 20 years, you're not gonna be able to go outside because of the climate.
So you're gonna spend most of your time in a pod and you're gonna live online.
Your NFTs are gonna be your precious art and you're gonna live in the metaverse
in digital real estate.
So is Snoop making all that money? Like if it's $458,000 to be his neighbor, is
that his money now?
No, it's just like when a celebrity moves into a building, people want to live
in it.
Okay, good question now. So who gets that money? Where's that money?
The person who owned the land.
That's nonsense.
What do you mean?
It's nonsense.
How is it nonsense?
What do you mean there's no land? There's a digital land.
This little video is what it is.
Look at this.
This is Snoop's land in the sandbox.
Go back to that...
What?
What is this?
This is the sandbox.
Hold on.
I'll pause it real quick.
No, no, no. Keep it going.
I want to see how this plays out.
Wave one.
Launching December 2nd.
Starting time.
Never forget to pass it.
He gets it.
So there you go before it goes too far.
So each of those little blocks are for sale.
What?
Essentially, see it says like on sale?
That's a bigger block.
That's like nine blocks together.
It's like an acre.
You could start on the metaverse.
You could start a rogue in land where nobody has to take a vaccine.
But this isn't even real life.
Think about that.
I'm so confused.
This is real life.
It's what real life's becoming.
What's happening in that, Joe?
Just like for something you might understand.
What sort of showed right there, that very beginning part.
What can happen in the sandbox is like Roblox.
So you can develop a game in your space and people can come play it.
And then they can give you money to play it or hang out or watch the concert
you're hosting.
What if you own, you could start your own country essentially in the metaverse.
You buy up all this digital real estate.
And then what if Gavin Newsom ran for governor of it, won and destroyed it.
He'd be fucking you twice in the real world and in the metaverse.
No, but you got to get involved in this, man.
I'm telling you, this is the future.
Yeah, Atari is invested in here.
This is Snoop's little plot down here.
But all these green areas are owned by other people.
I'm getting the plot.
Do you have a plot?
This is where?
What is this?
This would be the sandbox metaverse.
So there's metaverses?
There'll be the Facebook metaverse?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, dude, for sure there's a ton of metaverses.
You can't afford to be in certain metaverses as certain metaverses you can.
Which one could I not afford to be in?
Not you specifically, but I'm talking about regular people like myself.
I don't know that I could afford this metaverse.
But I'm going to start in another metaverse and work hard.
Listen, the country's over.
Have a little fun.