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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brian Redban's Virtual Wrold in VRChat' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-24. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- We were just talking about, you know,
Tim Dillon and I were just talking about virtual cities
and virtual real estate and people moving into the metaverse.
If it starts looking like that,
Ready Player One is gonna be a documentary.
- I mean, what's crazy about the metaverse,
everyone's freaking out about it,
but it's already kind of been going on for a long time.
Like that virtual red band shit that I do,
that's what I do every single night.
I have a fake character, I have a fake home world,
I have a bunch of friends.
We all go online and go, "Hey, let's go to Disney World."
And then we'll go to Disney World and just ride roller coasters.
And then let's go to a bar.
We'll go to a bar.
We can go to a strip club.
It's kind of already--
- And when you do it, how many people do you have
that are watching with you?
- Well, the watching thing is probably like,
I do it on YouTube, Twitch, and Twitter.
And it's not much, it's like a couple thousand
and stuff like that, but I do it almost every night.
And people are now buying like Oculus's and stuff
and trying to join me in the world.
- So can they join you in the world?
- Yeah. I mean, a lot of times if I'm not feeling like it,
I'll hide and, you know, but yeah, I mean,
we streamed out like what levels we're on
and everything like that.
- So if you do put an Oculus on and you do like,
go into the world, you can invite people to it.
So you could have a virtual show.
- Right.
- Wow.
- It's amazing.
Yeah. I do standup comedy in it.
- Really?
- Yeah. There's comedy clubs and there's even open mics
where there's like sometimes like 40 people in the room,
strangers, and we're all waiting in line backstage,
like I'm next, I'm next.
- And do you all have avatars?
- Yeah.
- So you could look like Big Bird
and you could be sitting there?
- Right, right. - Wow.
- Yeah. And that's another whole career that's opening up
is people that can make those avatars,
which is like, they're going to be a hot commodity in the future,
making artists that can make avatars for you, because I mean,
I paid this guy to make, I wanted Wendy from Wendy's,
but I wanted big tits with areolas,
you could see through it a little in like those little dots
that are on the nipple.
I even paid for the little dots around the nipples
and stuff like that.
- I want to see what it looks like.
Where is it?
- Yeah. You can find it, just a virtual Red Band.
But, and it's crazy.
And like, I'm thinking of like what upgrades I want
to my fake self, you know, in the future.
Like I want to have it so people could like tug
on my hair and stuff.
- Oh really?
And that, as they do that, they can like,
as the technology advances or is just have to give
different artists do it?
Like how do you?
- Yeah. You could just, pretty much it's,
that's like a career, like somebody that knows
how to Photoshop, where you know how to go into your avatar,
make new bones, you know, change the textures around,
put it in blender and upgrade it.
Like I did the most basic things.
Like I made myself a little bit taller and a little smaller.
Like I have one that's like this big, like tiny, windy,
so I can like look up girls' dresses and stuff.
It's not a real dress, so it's cool.
It hasn't been, you can't be canceled from that yet.
- So this is you?
- Yeah. And that's my friend Yonder.
He works at Vulcan.
The big guy that has a beard, you know him in real life.
- That's hilarious. He's an elf or a Merlin.
- Yeah. He's Merlin from, or Sword in the Stone, I think he is.
- Oh, okay.
- So this is, it's kind of still cartoony.
- Yeah. This is Boba Fett.
- Oh, wow.
- Boba Fett's somebody I hang out with like every night.
Kay, that's Elon Musk.
- So these people are all in their own home
and they meet at this place and you interact in this environment
and there's other like clips, like can you move through that table
or does the table block your motion?
- Right, right. He's sitting down right now
and you can like jump on the table if you want.
Like this is a sushi bar where there's sushi on a belt
and we were ordering sushi right now and having virtual sushi
while talking about vaginas and shit probably.
- And so when you're sitting here,
like do you have to be doing anything physically?
Like, is it mapping your body or?
- Yeah. Well, you could do VR sitting or standing
and like, you know, Boba, Boba Fett right there.
That guy on the right, that's my friend Jay.
He works for Tesla.
He just moved here from San Francisco.
He engineer at Tesla.
- And the way Jay's moving his hands,
is he moving his real hands like that?
- Yeah, he's moving his real hands.
- And then it maps it somehow or another?
- Yeah. Yeah.
I have trackers all around my room.
I also have trackers on my arms that I can use.
I never use it though.
It's so much easier because we're all drinking and smoking.
And so it's easier just to like, sit down
and hang out with your friends.
- Right.
- So there's like a sit down mode where you could just use like,
you know, just kind of chill and play.
- This is fucked.
And this is, it's really interesting.
- Something that's taken off over the last two or three years,
it's strange to me, I'll be honest with you.
So Grand Theft Auto role playing is what it's called.
People have taken Grand Theft Auto and put it on their own servers.
So like it's not, they're not hosting it or anything like that.
In some ways they could probably take it off the internet if they wanted to,
but because it's keeping people involved in Grand Theft Auto, they sort of
allow it.
But each character you're seeing on right here is someone on the internet and
they're acting as though they are these people.
- And there are, some people act like police and they go and make people follow
the laws.
- The police ones are the best because these people actually talk all the codes
that real cops use.
Like they know them, like we got 37 over here, we got, okay, call the ambulance.
Like fake, fake cops that are, that always get arrested in real life.
- They have the power to remove you.
- That's where these people live.
All of these people are fake cops.
- Oh my God, that's so weird.
- They can ruin the fun for you.
If you're not following the laws, they can kick you off the server and you can't
come back for a few days.
- Yeah.
- Really?
- You get arrested and then you have to spend time in jail.
- People have ruined relationships because they like this more than hanging out
with their girlfriends.
- What?
- It's pretty much like VRChat, same style.
- So this is, this is crazy.
So they have rules?
- Yeah, oh yeah.
- Grand Theft Auto though is all about like killing hookers with a crowbar.
- Correct, it's the server's rules.
So like, it's just like when you created a Quake server, you know, you can make
your own rules now.
- Oh my God.
- Like we played a 500 in this room and it's all headshots only.
- Oh yeah.
- That's crazy.
- It's the same kind of thing, but it's Grand Theft Auto in this case.
- VRChat, we play pool like every night.
We just sit there and play pool and smoke weed in real life and talk and like
bullshit with each other.
It's like, it's like, you know, it reminds me, Joe, of the old message board
days.
A hundred percent.
- This is, wow.
- A hundred percent.
- This is wild, man.
- So when you spend all this time in here talking with all these friends and
you're playing pool and you're accumulating things,
how do you prove it that you own that?
Or you, you know, how do you store it so that someone doesn't take it when you're
gone?
- Right.
- And that's where this time comes from.
- If you have a phone and you play Subway Surfer, you could fucking get like
really far on Subway Surfer,
like really far and accumulate all this power and everything.
But then if you lose your phone and you have to start from scratch, you don't
pick up where you left off.
It's not on that phone.
Right?
That happens on some things.
So on this, they would have to make it somehow where whoever you are and
whatever you accumulate in that world,
you can't just lose it if you lose your phone.
- Well, the good thing is, is if you, I mean, I have like my files for my
character, Wendy, with the big tits.
I have her.
- I haven't seen Wendy yet.
- Yeah.
- Where's Wendy?
- Oh, you haven't showed him the tits yet.
- I did the one last night, Birthday Toe, do that one because I talk about it a
lot.
- How good is the character getting?
Is it getting better looking or is it getting more detailed?
- Mine's actually very basic because it's based off Wendy from Wendy's.
So I don't want to make it realistic and then no one gets the idea.
- Right.
- So mine is, my girl has a good body and stuff.
But, and my girlfriend plays with us and she's a hot dog.
So it's so funny.
Like we'll sit there and like have real like arguments, talking.
- Who's Spider-Man?
- Oh, that was me last night.
- Wow, that's a dope outfit.
- Yeah, it has every Spider-Man character in there.
You could choose any Spider-Man character ever used.
- Isn't that crazy that there's been so many Spider-Mans?
Like when did they start doing that?
They never did that with anything else.
Like they did one time, I think Marvel had a Hulk that was like a bad Hulk.
- Right.
- Do you remember that?
Wasn't there like two Hulks and a red Hulk?
- Yeah, there was a gray Hulk.
Remember the gray Hulk?
- Was it a gray Hulk?
- Yeah.
- There was like more than one Hulk for sure.
- Spider-Man's gotten into the multiverse.
- I know.
- It's different from the metaverse.
- I know, that one cartoon though is really fucking good.
That one animated Spider-Man into the metaverse.
That's fucking really good.
- It's my favorite.
I sent you the sequel, the preview for the sequel.
Remember the other day?
- That's right, yeah.
- That fucking shit.
Oh, there's me.
Look at my tits.
- That's Wendy.
- You can see the shadows.
- You can see the shadows.
- Oh, your areola.
I see.
Who made that for you?
- Gigi, my friend Gigi in Canada.
- Shout out to Gigi in Canada.
- That's my girlfriend Janice.
This was last night at midnight.
We made a surprise birthday party for her.
So we like had all these balloons and writing.
And she just came in thinking that she was just going to play VR.
And we were like, surprise.
- Do you think you can get in trouble for these giant tits you put on Wendy?
- No, because...
- Do you think anybody would find it?
- That's actually just grease, hamburger grease on my pancake nipples.
- But just the fact that she's, I mean, you know, you're taking like a copywritten
character.
- Oh, that's actually not Wendy.
That's just a redheaded girl on the internet.
- Oh, that's Bo Peep, right?
- Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's Hans.
No, wait, what's the other one?
Not Bo Peep.
Pippi Longstocking?
- Oh.
- It's Pippi Longstocking.
- That's right.
Maybe that is copywritten.
You gotta be careful.
- Oh, wait, no, no.
- You gotta come up with your own name for these girls.
That's Lil Red.
- That's Wendy.
- That's Lil Red.
- From, no, Alice.
- Yeah.
So this is what the future looks like.
This is the beginning.
This is Pong, right?
- Yeah.
- This is Pong.
- So this is Pong where you're like,
"Whoa, cool, you can do it."
Remember?
For people who don't remember,
when I was younger,
I mean, Brian is younger than me,
so I was, I probably got this first.
I think we were like, eight or nine when we got one of those things attached to
the TV.
When you could lay boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
And you had a dial that you could turn, and the dial would lift the paddle up
and down,
and you could hopefully catch the ball and make it ricochet over to a place
where the guy you're
playing couldn't get to it.
- Right.
- And we were blown away.
- Yeah, and it was the basic things, too.
Like, there's two different levels.
There's like fast and slow, remember?
- I know, yeah.
And the fact that we're moving things on the internet,
or on the television, you actually could move it.
So this is like the internet's version of that.
- Yeah.

Brian Redban's Virtual Wrold in VRChat

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- We were just talking about, you know,
Tim Dillon and I were just talking about virtual cities
and virtual real estate and people moving into the metaverse.
If it starts looking like that,
Ready Player One is gonna be a documentary.
- I mean, what's crazy about the metaverse,
everyone's freaking out about it,
but it's already kind of been going on for a long time.
Like that virtual red band shit that I do,
that's what I do every single night.
I have a fake character, I have a fake home world,
I have a bunch of friends.
We all go online and go, "Hey, let's go to Disney World."
And then we'll go to Disney World and just ride roller coasters.
And then let's go to a bar.
We'll go to a bar.
We can go to a strip club.
It's kind of already--
- And when you do it, how many people do you have
that are watching with you?
- Well, the watching thing is probably like,
I do it on YouTube, Twitch, and Twitter.
And it's not much, it's like a couple thousand
and stuff like that, but I do it almost every night.
And people are now buying like Oculus's and stuff
and trying to join me in the world.
- So can they join you in the world?
- Yeah. I mean, a lot of times if I'm not feeling like it,
I'll hide and, you know, but yeah, I mean,
we streamed out like what levels we're on
and everything like that.
- So if you do put an Oculus on and you do like,
go into the world, you can invite people to it.
So you could have a virtual show.
- Right.
- Wow.
- It's amazing.
Yeah. I do standup comedy in it.
- Really?
- Yeah. There's comedy clubs and there's even open mics
where there's like sometimes like 40 people in the room,
strangers, and we're all waiting in line backstage,
like I'm next, I'm next.
- And do you all have avatars?
- Yeah.
- So you could look like Big Bird
and you could be sitting there?
- Right, right. - Wow.
- Yeah. And that's another whole career that's opening up
is people that can make those avatars,
which is like, they're going to be a hot commodity in the future,
making artists that can make avatars for you, because I mean,
I paid this guy to make, I wanted Wendy from Wendy's,
but I wanted big tits with areolas,
you could see through it a little in like those little dots
that are on the nipple.
I even paid for the little dots around the nipples
and stuff like that.
- I want to see what it looks like.
Where is it?
- Yeah. You can find it, just a virtual Red Band.
But, and it's crazy.
And like, I'm thinking of like what upgrades I want
to my fake self, you know, in the future.
Like I want to have it so people could like tug
on my hair and stuff.
- Oh really?
And that, as they do that, they can like,
as the technology advances or is just have to give
different artists do it?
Like how do you?
- Yeah. You could just, pretty much it's,
that's like a career, like somebody that knows
how to Photoshop, where you know how to go into your avatar,
make new bones, you know, change the textures around,
put it in blender and upgrade it.
Like I did the most basic things.
Like I made myself a little bit taller and a little smaller.
Like I have one that's like this big, like tiny, windy,
so I can like look up girls' dresses and stuff.
It's not a real dress, so it's cool.
It hasn't been, you can't be canceled from that yet.
- So this is you?
- Yeah. And that's my friend Yonder.
He works at Vulcan.
The big guy that has a beard, you know him in real life.
- That's hilarious. He's an elf or a Merlin.
- Yeah. He's Merlin from, or Sword in the Stone, I think he is.
- Oh, okay.
- So this is, it's kind of still cartoony.
- Yeah. This is Boba Fett.
- Oh, wow.
- Boba Fett's somebody I hang out with like every night.
Kay, that's Elon Musk.
- So these people are all in their own home
and they meet at this place and you interact in this environment
and there's other like clips, like can you move through that table
or does the table block your motion?
- Right, right. He's sitting down right now
and you can like jump on the table if you want.
Like this is a sushi bar where there's sushi on a belt
and we were ordering sushi right now and having virtual sushi
while talking about vaginas and shit probably.
- And so when you're sitting here,
like do you have to be doing anything physically?
Like, is it mapping your body or?
- Yeah. Well, you could do VR sitting or standing
and like, you know, Boba, Boba Fett right there.
That guy on the right, that's my friend Jay.
He works for Tesla.
He just moved here from San Francisco.
He engineer at Tesla.
- And the way Jay's moving his hands,
is he moving his real hands like that?
- Yeah, he's moving his real hands.
- And then it maps it somehow or another?
- Yeah. Yeah.
I have trackers all around my room.
I also have trackers on my arms that I can use.
I never use it though.
It's so much easier because we're all drinking and smoking.
And so it's easier just to like, sit down
and hang out with your friends.
- Right.
- So there's like a sit down mode where you could just use like,
you know, just kind of chill and play.
- This is fucked.
And this is, it's really interesting.
- Something that's taken off over the last two or three years,
it's strange to me, I'll be honest with you.
So Grand Theft Auto role playing is what it's called.
People have taken Grand Theft Auto and put it on their own servers.
So like it's not, they're not hosting it or anything like that.
In some ways they could probably take it off the internet if they wanted to,
but because it's keeping people involved in Grand Theft Auto, they sort of
allow it.
But each character you're seeing on right here is someone on the internet and
they're acting as though they are these people.
- And there are, some people act like police and they go and make people follow
the laws.
- The police ones are the best because these people actually talk all the codes
that real cops use.
Like they know them, like we got 37 over here, we got, okay, call the ambulance.
Like fake, fake cops that are, that always get arrested in real life.
- They have the power to remove you.
- That's where these people live.
All of these people are fake cops.
- Oh my God, that's so weird.
- They can ruin the fun for you.
If you're not following the laws, they can kick you off the server and you can't
come back for a few days.
- Yeah.
- Really?
- You get arrested and then you have to spend time in jail.
- People have ruined relationships because they like this more than hanging out
with their girlfriends.
- What?
- It's pretty much like VRChat, same style.
- So this is, this is crazy.
So they have rules?
- Yeah, oh yeah.
- Grand Theft Auto though is all about like killing hookers with a crowbar.
- Correct, it's the server's rules.
So like, it's just like when you created a Quake server, you know, you can make
your own rules now.
- Oh my God.
- Like we played a 500 in this room and it's all headshots only.
- Oh yeah.
- That's crazy.
- It's the same kind of thing, but it's Grand Theft Auto in this case.
- VRChat, we play pool like every night.
We just sit there and play pool and smoke weed in real life and talk and like
bullshit with each other.
It's like, it's like, you know, it reminds me, Joe, of the old message board
days.
A hundred percent.
- This is, wow.
- A hundred percent.
- This is wild, man.
- So when you spend all this time in here talking with all these friends and
you're playing pool and you're accumulating things,
how do you prove it that you own that?
Or you, you know, how do you store it so that someone doesn't take it when you're
gone?
- Right.
- And that's where this time comes from.
- If you have a phone and you play Subway Surfer, you could fucking get like
really far on Subway Surfer,
like really far and accumulate all this power and everything.
But then if you lose your phone and you have to start from scratch, you don't
pick up where you left off.
It's not on that phone.
Right?
That happens on some things.
So on this, they would have to make it somehow where whoever you are and
whatever you accumulate in that world,
you can't just lose it if you lose your phone.
- Well, the good thing is, is if you, I mean, I have like my files for my
character, Wendy, with the big tits.
I have her.
- I haven't seen Wendy yet.
- Yeah.
- Where's Wendy?
- Oh, you haven't showed him the tits yet.
- I did the one last night, Birthday Toe, do that one because I talk about it a
lot.
- How good is the character getting?
Is it getting better looking or is it getting more detailed?
- Mine's actually very basic because it's based off Wendy from Wendy's.
So I don't want to make it realistic and then no one gets the idea.
- Right.
- So mine is, my girl has a good body and stuff.
But, and my girlfriend plays with us and she's a hot dog.
So it's so funny.
Like we'll sit there and like have real like arguments, talking.
- Who's Spider-Man?
- Oh, that was me last night.
- Wow, that's a dope outfit.
- Yeah, it has every Spider-Man character in there.
You could choose any Spider-Man character ever used.
- Isn't that crazy that there's been so many Spider-Mans?
Like when did they start doing that?
They never did that with anything else.
Like they did one time, I think Marvel had a Hulk that was like a bad Hulk.
- Right.
- Do you remember that?
Wasn't there like two Hulks and a red Hulk?
- Yeah, there was a gray Hulk.
Remember the gray Hulk?
- Was it a gray Hulk?
- Yeah.
- There was like more than one Hulk for sure.
- Spider-Man's gotten into the multiverse.
- I know.
- It's different from the metaverse.
- I know, that one cartoon though is really fucking good.
That one animated Spider-Man into the metaverse.
That's fucking really good.
- It's my favorite.
I sent you the sequel, the preview for the sequel.
Remember the other day?
- That's right, yeah.
- That fucking shit.
Oh, there's me.
Look at my tits.
- That's Wendy.
- You can see the shadows.
- You can see the shadows.
- Oh, your areola.
I see.
Who made that for you?
- Gigi, my friend Gigi in Canada.
- Shout out to Gigi in Canada.
- That's my girlfriend Janice.
This was last night at midnight.
We made a surprise birthday party for her.
So we like had all these balloons and writing.
And she just came in thinking that she was just going to play VR.
And we were like, surprise.
- Do you think you can get in trouble for these giant tits you put on Wendy?
- No, because...
- Do you think anybody would find it?
- That's actually just grease, hamburger grease on my pancake nipples.
- But just the fact that she's, I mean, you know, you're taking like a copywritten
character.
- Oh, that's actually not Wendy.
That's just a redheaded girl on the internet.
- Oh, that's Bo Peep, right?
- Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's Hans.
No, wait, what's the other one?
Not Bo Peep.
Pippi Longstocking?
- Oh.
- It's Pippi Longstocking.
- That's right.
Maybe that is copywritten.
You gotta be careful.
- Oh, wait, no, no.
- You gotta come up with your own name for these girls.
That's Lil Red.
- That's Wendy.
- That's Lil Red.
- From, no, Alice.
- Yeah.
So this is what the future looks like.
This is the beginning.
This is Pong, right?
- Yeah.
- This is Pong.
- So this is Pong where you're like,
"Whoa, cool, you can do it."
Remember?
For people who don't remember,
when I was younger,
I mean, Brian is younger than me,
so I was, I probably got this first.
I think we were like, eight or nine when we got one of those things attached to
the TV.
When you could lay boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
And you had a dial that you could turn, and the dial would lift the paddle up
and down,
and you could hopefully catch the ball and make it ricochet over to a place
where the guy you're
playing couldn't get to it.
- Right.
- And we were blown away.
- Yeah, and it was the basic things, too.
Like, there's two different levels.
There's like fast and slow, remember?
- I know, yeah.
And the fact that we're moving things on the internet,
or on the television, you actually could move it.
So this is like the internet's version of that.
-