Name: Tony Woods on People Protesting Louis CK, Touring Europe
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Woods on People Protesting Louis CK, Touring Europe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-29. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- So this thing with Dave, you don't like,
'cause Earthquake is wondering when his is coming out too.
- Well he did, he did his already, and Darnell did his.
- But he doesn't exactly know when it's coming out.
- But man, it's hard to get, 'cause you know,
Dave said, "Hey man, whenever you're ready."
I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, I'm ready."
And then he said, "Just let me know."
And he said, "Man, I'm letting you know, let's go."
But I mean, you know, every time you turn around, man,
the dude's chasing him with dresses on,
all kinds of shit going on.
"Tie off your shoes, son, you in a drag race."
"Ahhh! Run, Dave, run!"
- That's hilarious.
That shit's died down though.
- Yeah.
- They're leaving him alone now.
But you're just realizing how many of the people
that are upset at him didn't even watch the special.
- Yeah.
- They watched the special, and you still are angry at him,
and you missed the point.
- The same, we was somewhere, man.
It's me, I was on the road with Louis C.K.
So I go outside the comedy club.
Some people out there having a silent protest,
and I'm like, "Yo, what's up?
What's going on?"
And the girl says, "There's a comedian in there,
and he's performing, and he's racist."
He's name all of the shit that they said he is.
- Sexist, transphobic, homophobic.
- Yeah.
- I'm like, "What?"
And she had said all this shit.
I'm going to say, "He racist too?"
And she was like, "Well fuck that, give me a sign."
And she was like, "No, no, no, we're having a silent protest."
I'm like, "Nah, fuck that."
I said, "Is that this picture right there?"
I'm going to fuck him up.
Now, I don't have to stay in line.
I cut right through the line and go in the back.
I forgot the club.
What is it?
It's somewhere, man, but it's like they got a back room
with karaoke, like you walk through the back.
I go in the back.
I forgot all about that.
I was fucking with that girl.
I didn't think that nothing was going to happen.
Something back there, and then boom.
She comes in with the police and shit, and she's like...
You know, she wanted to go, "That's him," but she was like...
Right, to you?
No, to the policeman.
To the policeman.
Oh, okay.
Because we're all sitting in the back, you know,
just talking about whatever.
It's me, Lynn Coplitz, and we all just sitting there,
and the girl, you know, because the girl and the policeman
and the manager or the owner of the club come in.
Because they thought that you were going back there
to fuck up the comedian.
Fuck up Louis, yeah.
Right.
Because she saw me, I dipped all over your back.
So she called the police.
She didn't call, the police was right there.
Okay, so she got the police.
And she says, "I think that guy's going back there
to do something to the comedian."
To fuck up Louis C.K.
Yeah.
So when she come in and she see me first, she's like...
Like, "That's the motherfucker right there!
That's the motherfucker right there!"
And what happened?
And I'm like, "Yo, what's up, shorty?"
She was like, "Yeah, I got that motherfucker!"
Like, I was just joking around.
Right.
And then, yeah.
And then she ended up...
She didn't know what Louis had done.
She took pictures.
They gave her a t-shirt for the club.
She took a picture with Louis in the green room.
She took a picture of Louis?
She took a picture of Louis?
Yes!
She was just there because some girl from her college said,
"Yeah, let's go do this.
Let's go protest."
She said, "All right, I'll go."
Yeah.
That's the thing, man.
It's like so many of the people, they haven't even thought it through.
Yeah.
They don't even know what he did.
Yeah, I didn't know what he did.
I mean, if you were in the room with Louis when he jerked off,
and he said, "Can I jerk off in front of you?"
And you said, "Yes."
I guess you got an argument that maybe you shouldn't have been asked that
question.
Yeah.
Because it puts you in an uncomfortable situation.
Remember that joke that Kevin Brennan used to have about consent?
No.
I don't know the joke.
He says, on the college campus, you meet a girl and go, "Can I kiss you?"
"Yes, you can kiss me."
"Can we make out?"
"Can we do this?"
She said, "So it gets hot and heavy."
So they're having sex.
He says, "Boom.
Can I do it, dog?"
He said, "Yeah.
Yeah."
And then he says, "Can I stick it in your butt?"
She said, "Can I stick it in your butt?"
She goes, "What?"
He goes, "Do they sell chicken fingers in Pizza Hut?"
It was a long campus.
It was a funny joke.
You know how it is.
Right.
He goes, "Because everything, she's down for everything."
You know, "Can I stick it in your butt?"
"What?"
"Because, did you know, do they sell chicken fingers at Pizza Hut?"
So it was like that consent shit.
It's funnier when Kevin do it.
It's a timing thing.
Yeah, my bad.
But that, when you were opening for Louis, so that was after the controversy.
That was after the controversy, man.
It was like we started doing shows again.
We went to Portugal together.
Oh, yeah?
Portugal.
We went to Portugal and then we went to...
What is it like doing comedy in Portugal?
It was dope.
Guess who I hung out with?
Who?
The fucking Wizards.
Is he the mayor or the governor on Queen of the South?
Queen of the South.
What is that?
It's a Netflix thing.
Oh, I don't know that.
Okay.
What is Queen of the South?
What is Queen of the South?
It's like the biggest one.
And he plays...
He's the third lead character.
Oh, I've never heard of the show.
Have you heard of Queen of the South?
No.
There's so many shows though.
Damn.
Here we go.
This is it right here.
Which guy did you hang out with?
God.
Okay.
I've never even heard of this fucking show.
You never?
Okay.
From 2016.
How is he not on the first row?
Maybe he lied.
No, he's like...
That's him right there.
Which one?
Right there.
Go back.
The second one.
That guy.
That guy right there?
Yeah, he lives in Portugal.
How do you say his name?
I don't know.
Joaquim de Alameda.
Right?
Joaquim Alameda?
Yeah.
That guy?
So he lives in Portugal?
He lives in Portugal.
Why is there a show that has been going on since 2016 I'm just hearing about
now?
Man, this is like one of the hottest shows ever.
That's the thing.
There's so many shows.
Oh, but what about this guy?
This is my man right here.
Let me scroll back down.
I want you to see this guy.
Which guy?
I hate this one.
But he's so good that you hating him.
You hate him?
That guy.
Oh, yeah?
Did you see Apocalypto?
Yes, I did.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
That guy was in Apocalypto.
He just wanted to bone through his face and everything.
Oh, yeah.
He was amazing.
He was.
Oh, he was amazing.
Where is he in Apocalypto?
Is he up there?
How do you say his name?
There he is right there.
Gerardo...
See right there?
That's him in Apocalypto.
Tarasena?
Tarasena?
That guy was a bad motherfucker.
Yeah, see right there.
See him in Apocalypto?
Oh, yeah.
I like the part where he go...
He jumped off the waterfall.
He said, "Hey, my grandfather hunted in this forest.
My father hunted in this forest.
And my son and my son's sons were hunting this forest.
Fuck you."
And they said, "No, fuck you."
And they jumped off the waterfall too.
You don't remember that?
I do remember that.
Okay, that was a good point, man.
That movie was amazing.
That was, man.
It was a wild ass fucking movie.
That was a dope movie.
Apocalypse.
That guy.
He was a fucking asshole.
He was an asshole?
Yeah, he's in Queen of the South too.
He was the main...
He was the...
You mean he's an asshole on the show?
No.
Yeah, on that show too.
On Queen of the South too.
He's that guy's henchman.
Oh, okay.
The guy who I hung out with in Portugal.
He's that guy's henchman.
What is Queen of the South about?
Cocaine.
Oh, okay.
And it's about...
It's on the cartel level.
Oh, okay.
It's basically, they're big drug dealers who buy it straight from the cartel.
Mm-hmm.
So, like how Pablo Escobar was the cartel.
Right.
They're buying from.
So they would buy it from Pablo and then distribute it.
Yes.
Yeah, distribute it.
Yeah.
They get their hands dirty.
Oh, I'm sure.
And then after that, we went to Brussels.
No, we went to Paris.
Went to Paris, then we went to...
What is it like doing stand-up in Paris?
Snobby.
Is it?
Like that.
Really?
But it was good.
They, it's...
Yeah, they were good.
Paris is good.
'Cause Louie's girlfriend lives there.
Right.
His girlfriend's like one of...
She's...
Well, she's like Ellen.
Of Paris.
I guess.
Yeah.
I'm assuming.
Yeah, she's nice.
But she's like a real big comedian over there.
Yeah, and his new special.
I watched his new special, Sorry.
It's very good.
His new one, it's funny.
Yeah.
Very funny.
It's interesting.
It's getting mixed reviews, but I think it's just 'cause people want to hate
him.
That motherfucker.
The people that are Louie CK fans will love it.
Will love it.
Yeah.
I was at the cellar one night.
The big cellar.
The underground.
Mm-hmm.
He just popped in.
And I could see the look on the audience's face.
He did 20 minutes on the pros of suicide.
Mm.
And I was like, you can't do this around motherfuckers who weak and drunk, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
'Cause there was a lot of people going, yeah.
I see his point.
I see his point.
Hey, motherfucker, stop talking, man.
Somebody gonna kill theyself in here, Louie.
And so, yeah.
Well, he's always been one of the most prolific guys.
Mm-hmm.
He used to put out a special every year, which I think is too much.
I think every couple years, I think you want to give the material time to cook.
Mm-hmm.
If you're doing a new special every year, generally speaking, I feel like it
could use a little bit more time.
Yeah.