Name: Tony Woods Spotted a Mer-Man While on Vacation
Uploaded: 2021-12-29T19:03:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Woods Spotted a Mer-Man While on Vacation' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Woods Spotted a Mer-Man While on Vacation' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-12-29. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience see cuz they seem like everything I say on your Joe
Rogan podcast people
don't believe me oh that's why that's why that because somebody told me not to
mention mermaids
it's don't mention mermaids I saw a mermaid really yeah when it's the shells
Africa you
saw an actual mermaid that's what it was it was a swimming person really yeah
and how long ago was
this um I don't know that's will sylvan's it was um you think there's like a
small population of
mermaids that are out there but anyway me and this little French boy and they
said don't they
said don't don't swim in the lagoon after dark everybody's up at the bar and
everybody's and so
everybody's gonna go there everybody's kind of racing now so me and him go down
me him get in
the water from a distance you see something coming like a fucking missile but
it's cool right it's
going fast and we both kind of stop and then it turns and it jumps out of the
water and it's maybe
at least 10 12 feet long man and it do like this and look at both of us and go
oh the water was only
about this deep didn't make a splash or nothing and then me and him turn the
fuck around we running
and everybody's coming down there laughing got their drinks in their hand we're
like no fuck that and
the little boy in French and his mom is apologizing to me saying he has a very
vivid imagination said no
bitch listen we saw a fish man and it wasn't like a mermaid didn't look didn't
look feminine at all
like a man a fucking man a fucking dude who said get the fuck out the pool
basically it was like like
do you know Aquaman dude yeah yeah because he didn't look like a fish person or
a human being
when he came out did it have scales it was kind of dark dark like a dolphin no
but he he he had the
back of him was fish the back of him was fish his head was was humanoid eyes
about so big then if you
google it did the lagoons of seashells okay and i ain't the first person to see
some shit really in
them waters and uh the guy the guy who does the horseback riding you know you
can ride horses he
said how old are you and i told him he's from america right yeah he says so at
this age pretty
much if if you see a turtle and i tell you that's not a turtle he's you know it's
a turtle your age you
know what you saw he says people pay a lot of money at this resort he says yes
maybe not a good idea to
go around going i saw a mermaid and he goes my he's saying how long his family
has been fishing in
these waters he says and he's heard some he's heard some things he says i've
heard some things like what
you said he says i've never seen what you say you saw but it's not the first
time i heard that and i
said thank you but basically he was saying now if you ask me to co-sign that
shit fuck you right
but you're gonna be crazy by yourself so who told you not to talk about mermaids
nobody told me not to
not to talk about mermaids you said that i just said that oh because i'm like
if y'all don't believe
the code is bare you definitely won't believe the mermaid story well i
definitely believe the code is
bare yeah i got it from my outfit please you know what kind of shit on
toady woods thanks for being here man yeah thank you let me know when your
special comes out we'll
let everybody know i'm sure it'll be hilarious mermaid i'm trying mom i'm
trying if i found it i would
have brought it up it's it's and and it's it was in the it's in the lagoons
around like you know
like how you know how the island is shaped like this and like in the lagoon
part well they say
they've only discovered 10 of the ocean yeah so yeah it's gotta be some maybe
he's in the other 90.