Name: Unanswered Questions About Epstein and Ghislaine
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Unanswered Questions About Epstein and Ghislaine' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Unanswered Questions About Epstein and Ghislaine' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-14. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. So wait, do you think Epstein and Clinton were
friends or something?
I don't. This artist made it. I don't know. That's fucked up, dude. Well, I
flew with him 26 times.
Yeah, that was pretty good. It was only 26 times. He was a good man.
I'm mischaracterizing him. Good job, Clinton. Got a love of science.
Clinton seems like a fun guy, yeah. I love the picture of Clinton, both Clintons,
and Trump hanging out.
How about fucking Ghislaine at their wedding?
Ghislaine? Oh, no. You gotta get her on here.
You gotta get Ghislaine on. She's in jail. Right after the mistrial.
She is? Yeah, she's in jail.
She's innocent. They're letting her off.
Do you think so? Yeah, because those two guys was like a...
Do you think they engineered it? It's possible.
Yo, for real, though, I know we're not supposed to joke about child trafficking
and stuff,
but that's a good side. That's a good bottom bitch.
Ghislaine. Down.
Imagine that was your lady. Like, yo, we need to secure some young chicks.
Down. And your girlfriend being like, okay.
Do you think that's what it was? That she was a girlfriend?
That she was a girlfriend? Or did they have some weird friendship? Were they
both?
I think both. They were buddies.
I mean, they were best friends. I'd love to marry my best friend the way Epstein
did.
They were married.
Whatever.
What a crazy, crazy story.
He had a wild ride.
That there's a guy who's some sort of intelligence operative, whether it's for
another country or what,
and he's getting together with people and compromising them.
He's blackmailing everybody.
Yeah.
And then there's people giving him money that they can't explain.
Like, exorbitant amounts of money.
Get that golden retriever. Is that Joe? Is that your dog?
What the fuck, bro?
Your dog's been pictured with them?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
What's your dog's name?
That's not Marshall.
Marshall's been pictured with Epstein.
I think that's one of those Irish setters.
There's Betty White.
That's the queen.
Oh, that's the queen, and that's Epstein.
Her cabin.
He was staying at her cabin.
Wow, that's dark.
Yeah.
But they don't know who he was working for, what organization he was working
for.
It was the Mossad, dude.
They think.
Really?
Obviously the Mossad.
But wasn't he American?
He was American, right?
He had a bunch of passports, though.
Jeffrey Epstein.
The Jews had a good run.
You think Jeffrey Epstein is Mossad?
You got a Harvey.
Do I think?
That was the rumor.
I'll tell you what, dude.
I don't know a lot.
And who came to the island?
Israel?
Well, they don't know where he got all his money from.
It's like real sketchy weird.
I'd donate it.
All right, but imagine you're a billionaire, and this guy's like, yo, you want
to come
hang out on my island?
How's he saying that?
Yes.
What's he wearing?
What's he wearing?
He's dressed like an ad-rold.
What are you saying that?
Yo, you want to come hang out at my house?
Yeah, they would get famous people to go to their house.
Oh, yeah.
That was the thing.
They had quite a guest list.
Yeah.
Chelsea Handler was on the plane.
Michelle Wolf.
The plane.
She's on the list.
Is she on the list?
I think.
She's on a couple lists.
Hey, easy.
She's innocent.
Schindler's list.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, we're not making jokes like that.
Oh, sorry.
I forgot.
The crazy, here it is.
The mysterious foreign passport found in Jeffrey Epstein's mansion was used to
enter at least
four countries in the 1980s, prosecutors say.
Wow.
Enter four countries.
He had a foreign passport found inside a safe.
I'll tell you what, I don't like this guy at all.
Enter four, well.
He seems bad.
If I ever had a chance to punch him.
Did you ever see the video where Bill Gates was talking about him?
No, what's he saying?
He's like, well, he's dead now, so, you know, there's that.
Yeah.
Whoa.
He's basically, like, letting out, like, that almost, like, he's happy that the
guy's dead.
Like, he's, like, you hung out with him, didn't you?
And he's like, well, he's dead now, so, I guess, next question.
Well, he said more than that.
He was talking about.
Dead men tell no tales.
They pushed him as to why he had this friendship, and he said that Epstein was
going to donate
to philanthropy, which he felt was very important.
And, like, you know, he has a lot of philanthropy that's involving, like, world
health and stuff
like that.
Here.
See, anybody who donates to charity is fucked up.
When you met him 10 years ago, he was convicted of soliciting prostitution from
minors.
What did you know about him when you were meeting with him, as you've said
yourself, in the
hopes of raising money?
You know, I had dinners with him.
I regret doing that.
He had relationships with people he said, you know, would give to global health,
which
is an interest I have.
You know, not nearly enough philanthropy goes in that direction.
You know, those meetings were a mistake.
They didn't result in what he purported, and I cut them off.
You know, that goes back a long time ago now.
You know, so there's nothing new on that.
No, nothing new there.
...to meet with him over several years, and that, in other words, a number of
meetings.
What did you do when you found out about his background?
Well, you know, I've said I regretted having those dinners, and there's nothing,
absolutely
nothing new on that.
Is there a lesson for you, for anyone else looking at this?
He's listening to his publicist tell him what he said.
Well, he's dead.
So, you know, in general, you always have to be careful.
A lot of us.
That's a bit of a lesson.
Well, he's dead.
Ari talked over it.
Is there any lesson?
You can hear it.
I heard it.
Is there any lesson?
Ari breathed over it.
You were talking about it.
He talked over it.
You were trying to shush you to an important part.
He keeps pausing during the questions, looking at his publicist, telling him
what to say.
Jamie, are you working?
I don't know if he's looking at his publicist, but he's definitely nervous.
Jamie, are you working the audio to eliminate Ari's breathing into the mic?
You should take it out.
Do your best.
Please keep it in.
Fair enough.
Well, what a fucking crazy thing to say, right?
Put more homophobia on, Shane.
Yeah, he's dead.
Isn't that a crazy thing to say?
Yeah.
So there's a lesson there?
Were there any lessons?
He's like, well, he died.
Yeah.
Well, he's dead now.
He looked pretty shook up over that.
Bro.
Yeah, he's like, PBS is telling me shit.
There's nothing new here.
Imagine if you go on PBS and they start fucking hitting you with questions.
You're like, what the fuck are you doing, PBS?
Public broadcasting?
You losers.
Yeah.
What's next?
I have the Xbox.
Did he do that?
Yeah, Microsoft.
Whoa.
What did she ask him directly?
Is there anything else to say?
I don't.
Is there anything to learn from these mistakes or something like that?
He learned from his mistakes.
He's dead now.
Yeah.
Just laying his Epstein's Xbox.
It's very.
Dude, how good was that, though, when they just killed Epstein?
Well, what's crazy is that everybody was like, security cameras went off.
I know.
It's weird.
The whole country just had to sit there like, yeah, I guess.
She had some bombs on her.
Damn, she was cute.
Great bombs.
She was cute.
Jamie, bring up Maxwell's giant tits.
Her father is some sort of an intelligence agent, right?
No, he was a media guy, I think.
A mogul.
Something.
Yeah.
Something.
Oh, look at her bikini.
Oh, look at that.
The foot in the cans there.
Yeah, I'd like to see the cans.
Cans.
Film festival.
Will you pull up her father?
He's got, like, Pelosi knobs.
No, pull up her tits.
Yeah, you're doing this wrong, dude.
Nobody's looking at her father.
No, don't bring up his father's big old donk.
The murky life and death of Robert Maxwell.
Hey, he's a cool dude.
Look at that.
Yeah, she was pretty there.
Yeah.
What was the story with this dude, Jamie?
The main part that sticks out, other than his whole history, he was a big media
mogul
in Europe, and he was found naked in, like, the Mediterranean or something like
that.
Mediterranean.
Look at him down there in the bottom corner, but the left of the bottom corner
where he's
dressed up in his fucking Secret Society outfit.
He's got a little suit of Taylor in here.
With Elizabeth Taylor.
Wow.
Wow.
She was something.
And the boat was named after Ghislaine, too.
I don't know if that matters a ton.
The boat was named after her?
Yeah, yeah.
Named after her?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
What is that name?
What was it called?
Ghislaine.
Ghislaine.
The SS Rape.
I think you said Ghislaine.
Yes, that's right.
What language is that?
They would say Ghislaine and spell it like that.
I believe.
Yeah.
Ghislaine.
But here's the craziest shit about all this, man.
It's like, this sounded like the most ridiculous conspiracy just years ago.
If you went 10 years ago and talked to someone and said, hey, there's an island,
and they
take really famous people and scientists, and they compromise them with young
girls.
Compromise them?
Yeah.
So they can have it.
They videotape them, and then they have this blackmail money, and then people
are
going to have to resign because they donated money to this guy and gave money
to this guy.
Like, CEOs have resigned because they had written $150 million checks they
couldn't account
for.
It didn't make any sense.
It's a pretty good scheme.
It's wild.
It's a very simple scheme.
Yeah.
To be like, yo, what's one thing no one can resist?
Yeah.
17-year-old girls on an island.
Apparently.
Especially if you don't know they're 17.
Like, if you think they're 19.
Exactly.
And then you film them.
And then they tell you.
And then you say, hey, by the way, that kid was fucking 15 years old, you freak.
Right.
You better donate.
Or they say that you have the girl say it to you after you've already had sex.
That's how the boys see them react to it.
Because they might say, it's okay.
It's cool.
And then they have that.
Like, who the fuck knows?
But the fact is, oh, that's the other thing.
That his temple was designed to look like the Israeli flag.
Temple.
Nice, dude.
Fucking Jews all the way.
Added that part out.
Look at that.
Look at that temple.
That was like the mosque and the Israeli flag.
You see the owl up there?
That was, uh, Luminati shit.
No, what's the name of that?
Moloch.
Moloch.
What's Moloch?
Moloch, the owl god.
Dude, dude, you get to, yo, that's Bohemian Grove.
For real?